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Shaun
20th June 2011, 11:15
Any one work there that Know;s me?

Kiwi Graham
20th June 2011, 11:36
Any one work there that Know;s me?

Think your name sake might mate :lol:

White trash
20th June 2011, 11:41
You could ring them, and when they answer go "Hi it's Shaun here, do you know me?"

Gremlin
20th June 2011, 11:58
You could ring them, and when they answer go "Hi it's Shaun here, do you know me?"
A crowded United Airlines flight was cancelled. A single agent was rebooking a long line of inconvenienced travellers. Suddenly, an angry passenger pushed his way to the desk front. He slapped his ticket on the counter and said, "I HAVE to be on this flight and it has to be FIRST CLASS." The agent replied, "I am sorry, sir. I'll be happy to try to help you, but I've got to help these folks first, and I'm sure we'll be able to work something out."

The passenger was unimpressed. He asked loudly, so that the passengers behind him could hear, "DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO I AM?" Without hesitating, the agent smiled and grabbed her public address microphone: "May I have your attention, please," she began, her voice heard clearly throughout the terminal. "We have a passenger here at Gate 14 WHO DOES NOT KNOW WHO HE IS. If anyone can help him find his identity, please come to Gate 14."

With the folks behind him in line laughing hysterically, the man glared at the United agent, gritted his teeth and swore "Fuck you!"
Without flinching, she smiled and said, "I'm sorry, sir, but you'll have to get in line for that, too."

Shaun
20th June 2011, 12:01
You could ring them, and when they answer go "Hi it's Shaun here, do you know me?"



Thought about that, but they will probally think it;s shaun from 12 months past haha

Shaun
20th June 2011, 12:02
A crowded United Airlines flight was cancelled. A single agent was rebooking a long line of inconvenienced travellers. Suddenly, an angry passenger pushed his way to the desk front. He slapped his ticket on the counter and said, "I HAVE to be on this flight and it has to be FIRST CLASS." The agent replied, "I am sorry, sir. I'll be happy to try to help you, but I've got to help these folks first, and I'm sure we'll be able to work something out."

The passenger was unimpressed. He asked loudly, so that the passengers behind him could hear, "DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO I AM?" Without hesitating, the agent smiled and grabbed her public address microphone: "May I have your attention, please," she began, her voice heard clearly throughout the terminal. "We have a passenger here at Gate 14 WHO DOES NOT KNOW WHO HE IS. If anyone can help him find his identity, please come to Gate 14."

With the folks behind him in line laughing hysterically, the man glared at the United agent, gritted his teeth and swore "Fuck you!"
Without flinching, she smiled and said, "I'm sorry, sir, but you'll have to get in line for that, too."



A Ripper yarn:killingme

Shaun
20th June 2011, 12:03
I'm Liking the idea of moving to the City to work for a bike shop

Big Dave
20th June 2011, 12:08
What about Mr Toto.


A crowded United Airlines flight was cancelled. A single agent was rebooking a long line of inconvenienced travellers. Suddenly, an angry passenger pushed his way to the desk front. He slapped his ticket on the counter and said, "I HAVE to be on this flight and it has to be FIRST CLASS." The agent replied, "I am sorry, sir. I'll be happy to try to help you, but I've got to help these folks first, and I'm sure we'll be able to work something out."

The passenger was unimpressed. He asked loudly, so that the passengers behind him could hear, "DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO I AM?" Without hesitating, the agent smiled and grabbed her public address microphone: "May I have your attention, please," she began, her voice heard clearly throughout the terminal. "We have a passenger here at Gate 14 WHO DOES NOT KNOW WHO HE IS. If anyone can help him find his identity, please come to Gate 14."

With the folks behind him in line laughing hysterically, the man glared at the United agent, gritted his teeth and swore "Fuck you!"
Without flinching, she smiled and said, "I'm sorry, sir, but you'll have to get in line for that, too."

Was travelling to Aus for the BMW launch and our flight was cancelled - two weeks ago.

There were five passengers going to the Gold Coast - subsequently re-directed to Brisbane. Four of us got there around the same time as we would have on the original flight - except for MR 'DO-YOU-KNOW-WHO-I-AM????

He was spewing at the Gate, on the Plane and in the Terminal - anyone in a Virgin Blue uniform: DO-YOU-KNOW-WHO-I-AM???? QANTAS blah blah blah blah

They bought the rest of us lunch and hired a mini-bus. Didn't see him again.

Shaun
20th June 2011, 12:11
What about Mr Toto.



Was travelling to Aus for the BMW launch and our flight was cancelled - two weeks ago.

There were five passengers going to the Gold Coast - subsequently re-directed to Brisbane. Four of us got there around the same time as we would have on the original flight - except for MR 'DO-YOU-KNOW-WHO-I-AM????

He was spewing at the Gate, on the Plane and in the Terminal - anyone in a Virgin Blue uniform: DO-YOU-KNOW-WHO-I-AM???? QANTAS blah blah blah blah

They bought the rest of us lunch and hired a mini-bus. Didn't see him again.


Hey Big Dave

Hope that was an Aussie trying to get hm haha

Big Dave
20th June 2011, 12:16
Hey Big Dave

Hope that was an Aussie trying to get hm haha

Yeah - 'Very pleased with himself' my friend Richard would say.

Gremlin
20th June 2011, 12:16
What about Mr Toto.

There were five passengers going to the Gold Coast - subsequently re-directed to Brisbane. Four of us got there around the same time as we would have on the original flight - except for MR 'DO-YOU-KNOW-WHO-I-AM????

He was spewing at the Gate, on the Plane and in the Terminal - anyone in a Virgin Blue uniform: DO-YOU-KNOW-WHO-I-AM???? QANTAS blah blah blah blah
Ah, but does Mr Toto know Shaun? Mr Toto often doesn't know what town he's in :lol:

I dunno... I think I would have to step in and interrupt the fella with stuff like... "I say good man, did you notice this plane is stickered up as Virgin? If you need Qantas, there are some red ones further down the terminal."

Feel sorry for the flight attendants, they shouldn't have to put up with that shit. Depends on the chaps size of course. I'd like to continue with my flight etc.

Big Dave
20th June 2011, 12:49
Yeah KG is right - Shaun should actually ring Northern Accessories and ask for Mr Sean Walsh. He certainly knows who Shaun is - and it's his business.

gijoe1313
20th June 2011, 12:53
Well TOTO should be willing to help ... he is after all an officially designated "Happiness Facillitator" :killingme

Though his sense of direction and malapropisms leave much to be desired!

Big Dave
20th June 2011, 12:58
malapropisms

Are you sure that's the right word?

Shaun
20th June 2011, 13:14
Yeah KG is right - Shaun should actually ring Northern Accessories and ask for Mr Sean Walsh. He certainly knows who Shaun is - and it's his business.



I Like people being direct Dave:banana:

Scouse
21st June 2011, 02:25
Are you sure that's the right word?hahah well done

babysteps
29th September 2016, 18:14
Are you Ronnie Pickering?