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hXc
3rd July 2005, 11:32
There was some musician threads a couple of weeks ago but I thought of this one this morning while watching Live 8.

Who is the ugliest person in rock???

My vote goes to Mick Jagger and Iggy Pop
MSTRS
3rd July 2005, 11:34
Keith Richards aint no oil painting either
nor is Charlie Watts
In fact all of the Strolling Bones
zadok
3rd July 2005, 11:36
I can't say I'm too impressed with Maralyn(?) Manson :puke: :weird:
I guess he isn't rock tho.
Skyryder
3rd July 2005, 11:42
My vote goes to Syd Vicious, come to think of it most punk bands are ugly. Goes with the music. No........ I'll rephase that goes with the NOISE.


Skyryder
Jackrat
3rd July 2005, 11:46
Keith Richards aint no oil painting either
nor is Charlie Watts
In fact all of the Strolling Bones

Second that,
Alice cooper could stop a train as well.
Seems the older they are an the more drugs they did really caught up.
Hell,anybody seen Bob Dylan lately.
hXc
3rd July 2005, 11:52
Second that,
Alice cooper could stop a train as well.
Seems the older they are an the more drugs they did really caught up.
Hell,anybody seen Bob Dylan lately.

If you are going to use the word drugs with the topic music then Ozzy Osbourne HAS to be mentioned
onearmedbandit
3rd July 2005, 12:06
One guy takes the cake - Meatloaf. Now there's a face only his mother could love. Incredible voice though.
MSTRS
3rd July 2005, 12:12
One guy takes the cake - Meatloaf. Now there's a face only his mother could love. Incredible voice though.
I didn't think he was too bad. But in his younger days as Eddie (Rocky Horror Picture Show) he was.
Jim Dandy (Black Oak Arkansas) was a bit rough in the looks dept
Drew
3rd July 2005, 12:13
STEVE TYLER takes the award. How he produced Liv, is a mystery that will remain unanswered for generations.
But one has to say, Roger Waters is looking well past his prime. He is still one of the best live, lead guitar artists of all time! And what a voice. MY IDOL :Punk:
MSTRS
3rd July 2005, 12:16
STEVE TYLER takes the award. How he produced Liv, is a mystery that will remain unanswered for generations.
But one has to say, Roger Waters is looking well past his prime. He is still one of the best live, lead guitar artists of all time! And what a voice. MY IDOL :Punk:
Bassist - did anyone see him on this am - together on stage with the other Floydies
hXc
3rd July 2005, 12:21
Bassist - did anyone see him on this am - together on stage with the other Floydies

I did!!! Yay go Pink Floyd!!!
Motu
3rd July 2005, 12:21
But one has to say, Roger Waters is looking well past his prime. He is still one of the best live, lead guitar artists of all time! And what a voice. MY IDOL :Punk:

I saw Roger Waters on the Live8 thing,he's looking past it and was struggling in the voice department....but he still plays a good BASS!

But David Gilmour was lookin good,and was on top of his game,vocaly and with his guitar work.
hXc
3rd July 2005, 12:23
I saw Roger Waters on the Live8 thing,he's looking past it and was struggling in the voice department....but he still plays a good BASS!

But David Gilmour was lookin good,and was on top of his game,vocaly and with his guitar work.

It wasn't the same without all the lights and stuff like that but they were still awesome.
yungatart
3rd July 2005, 12:28
Agree with all of the above ( apart from Meatloaf) Have to say that Roger Daltrey isn't as ugly as he used to be-he's aged relatively well.Till (vocalist from Rammstein) ain't pretty, gotta be a paper bag job for sure!
MSTRS
3rd July 2005, 12:49
If one hit wonders count - then Jimmy Nail would scare your old granny
hXc
3rd July 2005, 13:00
Duff and Slash from Guns 'N Roses aren't that pretty.
onearmedbandit
3rd July 2005, 13:01
Hmmm, maybe my memories of Meatloaf are a little off, seeing as some of you here rate his looks...
Riff Raff
3rd July 2005, 13:59
My vote goes to Mick Jagger and Iggy Pop

I saw Iggy Pop at the Reading Festival in 1991. He may be ugly, but crikey he's got a big wanger! I was standing at the back of the crowd when he did a downtrou and even from way back there it was HUGE!!!
Waylander
3rd July 2005, 14:13
Lemmy Kilmister. Killer music, killer face.
hXc
3rd July 2005, 14:15
I saw Iggy Pop at the Reading Festival in 1991. He may be ugly, but crikey he's got a big wanger! I was standing at the back of the crowd when he did a downtrou and even from way back there it was HUGE!!!

Ugh thanks for sharing that with us. I'm sure that that piece of important news will be used throughout the community.
GROOMER
3rd July 2005, 14:29
Billy way past it Idol! scary!
hXc
3rd July 2005, 14:32
Angus Young...
WINJA
3rd July 2005, 14:54
THE LEAD SINGER OFF SYSTEM OF THE DOWN (I HOPE THATS HOW YOU SAY IT), IVE ONLY JUST NOTICED THIS BAND , AND FUCK DO I LIKE THEM , LA LA LA LALA LA LA LA OOOOOOO THAT SONG IN PARTICULAR
Virago
3rd July 2005, 15:06
The lead singer from The Pogues - what was his name?

The teeth! That guy could eat an apple through a tennis racquet.

(Edit) I wonder why Freddie Mercury never got his teeth fixed?

(Edit) Did they help with fellatio perhaps?
Waylander
3rd July 2005, 16:01
THE LEAD SINGER OFF SYSTEM OF THE DOWN (I HOPE THATS HOW YOU SAY IT), IVE ONLY JUST NOTICED THIS BAND , AND FUCK DO I LIKE THEM , LA LA LA LALA LA LA LA OOOOOOO THAT SONG IN PARTICULAR
hehe Get Toxicity. Has to be some of thier best work though I havn't heard much of the new album yet.
hXc
3rd July 2005, 16:04
THE LEAD SINGER OFF SYSTEM OF THE DOWN (I HOPE THATS HOW YOU SAY IT), IVE ONLY JUST NOTICED THIS BAND , AND FUCK DO I LIKE THEM , LA LA LA LALA LA LA LA OOOOOOO THAT SONG IN PARTICULAR

It's System Of A Down but good try none the less. Like Waylander says, get Toxicity. The 2 others are good too - System Of A Down and Steal this Album!
Coyote
3rd July 2005, 16:06
THE LEAD SINGER OFF SYSTEM OF THE DOWN (I HOPE THATS HOW YOU SAY IT), IVE ONLY JUST NOTICED THIS BAND , AND FUCK DO I LIKE THEM , LA LA LA LALA LA LA LA OOOOOOO THAT SONG IN PARTICULAR
That's BYOB (Bring your own bomb). Good song :niceone:
MOTOXXX
3rd July 2005, 16:50
i dont spose Mama Cass counts?
yungatart
3rd July 2005, 17:00
i dont spose Mama Cass counts?
Short answer- No!
(it does say rockers doesn't it?)
Al
3rd July 2005, 17:31
Bob Geldof would also fit in here, saw him on the telly a few nights ago.... :no:

Al
hXc
3rd July 2005, 17:43
Ace Frehley looks 65
Big Dave
3rd July 2005, 22:04
Missed live 8 completely, busy with motorcycles instead. But just about everyone mentioned so far is an old man now.

There were 'guys' in Twisted Sister get my vote for in their prime ugly.

Johnny Cash in 'Hurt' is hard to look at old man stakes-wise.

Michael Jackson? Bonn Scott wouldn't look too good at the moment either.
parsley
3rd July 2005, 23:03
The lead singer from The Pogues - what was his name?

The teeth! That guy could eat an apple through a tennis racquet.
Shane MacGowan.

Personally I think the ugliest people in music are anyone who's ever been on any show with the word 'Idol' in the title, but then you could dispute that actually being music.

NZ Idol? More like bone idle.
WINJA
3rd July 2005, 23:06
Shane MacGowan.

Personally I think the ugliest people in music are anyone who's ever been on any show with the word 'Idol' in the title, but then you could dispute that actually being music.

NZ Idol? More like bone idle.
WHAT ABOUT SOPHIE MONK ?
SixPackBack
4th July 2005, 06:26
Not exactly ugly, but wotta about grace jones, is she really a women

Reminds me of a good joke:

'how do you know when yer missus has been taking steriods?

'when she rolls you over and butt shags you with her clitoris

[sounds nasty]
Sutage
4th July 2005, 17:43
the fat singer from motley crue
him and axl rose need to retire on an island where there is no cameras and only photos of their former self
yeh i agree with the freddy mercury teeth.. get live at the bowl when he plays piano on bohemian rhapsody they show up like dogs balls
but then again he comes on later with a big mexican hat
he was a performer:D poor freddy
hXc
4th July 2005, 17:55
The singer in Frankie Goes To Hollywood is pretty ugly
SPORK
4th July 2005, 18:51
Michael Angelo Baito. No fucken questions asked.
WINJA
4th July 2005, 18:54
The singer in Frankie Goes To Hollywood is pretty ugly
NOT IN THE 80S HE WERENT , BUT YOU WOULDNT REMEMBER THE 80S WOULD YOU
Virago
4th July 2005, 19:05
NOT IN THE 80S HE WERENT , BUT YOU WOULDNT REMEMBER THE 80S WOULD YOU
If you can remember the 80's you weren't there. Or was that the 60's?
750Y
4th July 2005, 19:07
Gary Moore must be up there surely...
speights_bud
4th July 2005, 20:34
My Aunty Whetu pretty ugly and man you don't even wanna see her rock! :no:
Jamezo
4th July 2005, 21:57
Michael Angelo Baito. No fucken questions asked.

Nitro! Jim Gillette!

http://www.nolifetilmetal.com/images/nitro.jpg.JPG (spot which one he is!)

http://members.aol.com/mtldreams/gillette-proud.jpg
MSTRS
5th July 2005, 09:09
The singer in Frankie Goes To Hollywood is pretty ugly
Holly Johnson - and he's a poofter
Big Dave
5th July 2005, 09:17
http://www.nolifetilmetal.com/images/nitro.jpg.JPG (spot which one he is!)

http://members.aol.com/mtldreams/gillette-proud.jpg

:puke: That's just sad and funny at the same time.
It's a parody, right?
Big Dave
5th July 2005, 09:18
Gary Moore must be up there surely...

You just can't get past the mullet.
hXc
5th July 2005, 17:44
NOT IN THE 80S HE WERENT , BUT YOU WOULDNT REMEMBER THE 80S WOULD YOU

I was born in 1991. I remember the 80's like it was yesterday...
Motu
5th July 2005, 22:30
http://www.crazyalice.com/AC72Foil.jpg
parsley
5th July 2005, 22:41
http://www.crazyalice.com/AC72Foil.jpg
Reminds me of how I feel after a good party...
parsley
5th July 2005, 22:41
Billie Piper.
gav
5th July 2005, 23:05
Andrew Strong, the bloke out of the Commitments, great voice though....