Kiwi Biker business cards?

[javawocky]

After parking my bike up on the curb at my local gym last night I headed the familiar sound of an engine struggling against an untrained clutch hand behind me.

Turns out its a n00b on a brand new CBR125 (150?) battling to mount the curb.

Anyway I has a chat with him for a while, been riding for 2 weeks yar di ya, tell him about the Wednesday night learners thing - can't remember if it runs in winter - etc.

Then tell him about KiwiBiker.co.nz - a wealth of information. So, got me thinking, why doesn't KiwiBiker print a bunch of business cards with just the logo and weburl on one side and a place to write one's username on the otherside. Then we can give them out to n00bs.

Been done before? Reckon I would buy some if they were up for grabs as I quite often meet up with n00bs.

Whatchathink?

[Hellzie]

I think stickers would be better.

[nodrog]

I think stickers would be better.

I think we should have a special wave.

[oneofsix]

I think we should have a special wave.

:no::no::no: not again. How would that help noobs anyhow?

[Crasherfromwayback]

:no::no::no: not again. How would that help noobs anyhow?

It's called a joke.

[oneofsix]

It's called a joke.

:yes: X 2 :2thumbsup

[nodrog]

:no::no::no: not again. How would that help noobs anyhow?

what, dont you wave? do you ride a harley?

[oneofsix]

what, dont you wave? do you ride a harley?

Of course I wave, both hands and the right foot. :p

[The Pastor]

Why do we want noobs here

[Latte]

Why do we want noobs here

You want to leave? No one's stopping you.

[Smifffy]

Why do we want noobs here

They might also be single and ready to mingle?

[The Pastor]

They might also be single and ready to mingle?

no such thing as girls on the internet.

[Smifffy]

no such thing as girls on the internet.

Now you're getting picky

[Crasherfromwayback]

no such thing as girls on the internet.

There's plenty of blokes here that are girls.

[Gremlin]

I think we should have a special wave.
Would everyone use it? What about those that prefer to nod?

[nodrog]

Would everyone use it? What about those that prefer to nod?

Maybe we should just get T shirts?

[Maha]

KB Kondoms!....:2thumbsup
For when you really want to give.

[Crasherfromwayback]

KB Kondoms!....:2thumbsup
For when you really want to give.

Or not give as it were...

[The Pastor]

Or not give as it were...

:2thumbsup

[Usarka]

KB Jelly ^TM

[Maha]

Or not give as it were...

Could make them Hi-Viz?

[Crasherfromwayback]

Could make them Hi-Viz?

Hi viz, for your jizz. Has a certain 'ring' to it.

[Maha]

Hi viz, for your jizz. Has a certain 'ring' to it.

No..........Hi-Viz, for knobs only.....:killingme

[oldrider]

KB Kondoms!....:2thumbsup
For when you really want to give. I think you mean "save" don't you? Sort of like getting your own back! :lol:

[Mental Trousers]

KB Kondoms!....:2thumbsup
For when you really want to give.

Chocolate flavoured for that authentic, Kiwibiker bent over and screwed in the arse experience.

[White trash]

Hi viz, for your jizz. Has a certain 'ring' to it.

Jiz only has one "z". I play scrabble ya know...........

[Usarka]

It'd be worth heaps more with two z's!

[Crasherfromwayback]

Jiz only has one "z". I play scrabble ya know...........

Yeah, I want the xtra 10 for the second one

[Smifffy]

Yeah, I want the xtra 10 for the second one

I had to get out the scrabble set and jizz on the board just to see what you guys were on about. Will make for interesting conversation next games night. ;)

[jazfender]

I think this is why we should not give out KB business cards...

[Gremlin]

Maybe we should just get T shirts?
Pah, old hat, old boy! I already have two.

The dilemma is that unless you get it real large, you can't wear it on the outside, so you only see them at stops.

Now, back to that wave, you lot have gone and got distracted again. I believe the shocker was good? I've tried the spocker, and had great fun watching the reaction of the approaching bikers. :lol:

[Str8 Jacket]

KB Jelly ^TM

Porridge more like it!