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dangerous
3rd July 2005, 18:05
OK... sorry to have to say but the dangerous bikery if full, with winter here the garage is chocker so room is at a premium..... any KBer wanting to stay over the next few months will have to pitch a tent in the back yard between the mower and 125T bucket :wait:

zeRax
3rd July 2005, 18:09
haha, nice - what better place to put them :D?

Sensei
3rd July 2005, 18:25
At least there is 1 real bike there GSXR RULE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

bugjuice
3rd July 2005, 18:43
you're just real bored, huh?
I don't mind sleeping with my bike.. keep 'er warm and cozy :D

Thunder
3rd July 2005, 18:46
I am a bit worried about that red thing in the bedroom, you might catch something off it.

zadok
3rd July 2005, 18:47
Very cosy!

manuboy
3rd July 2005, 18:57
1 bloke
needs some TLC
bit rough round the edges but should polish up alright
very light and airy in the upstairs department
great indoor outdoor flow ( it wasn't me, it was the dog )
free to an good (read: not fussy) home.

merv
3rd July 2005, 19:09
You need to have a talk to those guys at "gotta get a garage, gotta get a Skyline".

Zed
3rd July 2005, 19:20
OK... sorry to have to say but the dangerous bikery if full, with winter here the garage is chocker so room is at a premium..... any KBer wanting to stay over the next few months will have to pitch a tent in the back yard between the mower and 125T bucket :wait:Lol, well done to the designer of your house, I couldn't get a sportsbike into mine if I tried! :clap:

I take it that your Guzzi is taking up most of the space in your gargre?

Jeremy
3rd July 2005, 19:20
Well if you've got no room for the bikes you could always send them my way.

dangerous
3rd July 2005, 19:44
I take it that your Guzzi is taking up most of the space in your gargre?
:cry: noooooo........... it dosent live here any more :no: its a Iti free zone for now :devil2:

as for you other buggers, giving me shit as usual..... ya ment to be my mates, how do I get myself into these suituations :scratch: just aswell I have big sholders :apumpin: bastards :nya:

MadDuck
3rd July 2005, 20:04
Lmao ...looks like winter has set in and a certain KBer is a tad bored.

If I could work out how to get the bike up the stairs I could take some cool pics just like you. :no:

Fart
3rd July 2005, 20:46
:rofl: :rofl:

Classic ! Who needs furnitures? :clap:

Hitcher
3rd July 2005, 21:27
Amazing how Photoshop lets you put anything anywhere you want...

MadDuck
3rd July 2005, 21:34
Hitcher it aint photoshop...he truely was bored :rofl:

Hitcher
3rd July 2005, 21:38
Hitcher it aint photoshop...he truely was bored
Nah. There's something odd about that bike in the lounge. The perspective is wrong and there are no shadows.

MadDuck
3rd July 2005, 21:41
LMFAO the only odd thing is thats its a blokes bed that actually looks made.

No shadows down there cos theres no sun at the moment - its the South Island after all

dangerous
3rd July 2005, 21:52
Nah. There's something odd about that bike in the lounge. The perspective is wrong and there are no shadows.
Ohhhhhhhhh..... doubting Thomas huh ;) well any shadow would be directly behind the bike as I used a flash.

Hitch take note of the time on the dash and the time i posted this.... should take bout 10min to load n post :Punk:

ps: MD.... I always make my bed :ride:

Squiggles
3rd July 2005, 21:57
if only i could park in my room....lol

Zed
3rd July 2005, 22:01
Ohhhhhhhhh..... doubting Thomas huh ;) well any shadow would be directly behind the bike as I used a flash.

Hitch take note of the time on the dash and the time i posted this.... should take bout 10min to load n post :Punk:

ps: MD.... I always make my bed :ride:So how long have you been riding a Gixxer for D? Nice machinery! :Punk:

dangerous
3rd July 2005, 22:10
So how long have you been riding a Gixxer for D? Nice machinery! :Punk:
God forbid :msn-wink: i should ever own a zooky Z its 30utd's him and SuzyQ are o/s for 6 weeks and the silly bugger left the keys with me its only got 600k on it the SV is Manuboys I baby sit that and the MTB's are mine and Kickaha's :Punk:

Big Dave
3rd July 2005, 22:10
Ohhhhhhhhh..... doubting Thomas huh ;)
Hitch take note of the time on the dash and the time i posted this.... should take bout 10min to load n post :Punk:


Strike 2.
It would take less than 90 seconds to photoshop change the time on the dash half an hour ahead.
:devil2:

dangerous
3rd July 2005, 22:12
Strike 2.
It would take less than 90 seconds to photoshop change the time on the dash half an hour ahead.
:devil2:
Mate...... this is me we are talking about, Ive been trying to turn this bloody puter off for the last 2 hrs..... I just cant find a off button :whistle:

heres my atempt at photo shop..........

Zed
3rd July 2005, 22:17
God forbid :msn-wink: i should ever own a zooky Z its 30utd's him and SuzyQ are o/s for 6 weeks and the silly bugger left the keys with me its only got 600k on it the SV is Manuboys I baby sit that and the MTB's are mine and Kickaha's :Punk:Oh? For a minute there I thought you had "turned to the dark side"! :nono:

Looks like your pad is the local bike shelter...what are friends for!

TonyB
4th July 2005, 08:14
I can testify that all of the above bikes are indeed at D's place. They were all parked outside when I dropped in- looked kewl.
He's got a sign outside offering rides on the K4 and the SV for $1.95- likes those cheese burgers he does......
DAAANGEROUUUUSS!!!

Biff
4th July 2005, 12:33
Nah. There's something odd about that bike in the lounge. The perspective is wrong and there are no shadows.

Trust me Hitcher, Dangerous is a top chippy, walking bike encyplocompedia and general top bloke - but he's about as useful on a computer as a one armed trapeze artist with an itchy arse.

Hitcher
4th July 2005, 13:20
Ohhhhhhhhh..... doubting Thomas huh ;) well any shadow would be directly behind the bike as I used a flash.

Hitch take note of the time on the dash and the time i posted this.... should take bout 10min to load n post
I am now convinced that you indeed have a motorcycle in your lounge. Apologies for any nasturtiums cast on your good character.

TonyB
4th July 2005, 14:39
I am now convinced that you indeed have a motorcycle in your lounge. Apologies for any nasturtiums cast on your good character.
I'm not sure how casting a plant, whose yellow/orange flowers can be used as an ingredient or garnish in salads, on D's good character would effect him...

Ixion
4th July 2005, 14:53
I'm not sure how casting a plant, whose yellow/orange flowers can be used as an ingredient or garnish in salads, on D's good character would effect him...

No - not the FLOWERS. Tis the LEAVES you use in salads. Not much flavour, but then neither does lettuce

k14
4th July 2005, 15:59
Trust me Hitcher, Dangerous is a top chippy, walking bike encyplocompedia and general top bloke - but he's about as useful on a computer as a one armed trapeze artist with an itchy arse.

Yeah you are right there, now way in hell that he could photoshop those photos to look that realistic. Another item to add to the list is that he is "grammatically challenged" :rofl:

TonyB
4th July 2005, 16:20
No - not the FLOWERS. Tis the LEAVES you use in salads. Not much flavour, but then neither does lettuce
Can't see why D would be worried about Hitcher throwing a salad without much flavour at his good name....Perhaps he was referring to a 'nose twist'??

dangerous
4th July 2005, 18:54
I am now convinced that you indeed have a motorcycle in your lounge. Apologies for any nasturtiums cast on your good character.
:2thumbsup no worries Hitch...... tell ya what, my next task if to fit a Honda STX1300 into the shithouse, but I'm not sure if I should back it in or frount 1st..... its going to be a tricky one, havent had a ass end that big in there before :wait:

BTW H, no photo choping will be used its real TV... um Net here :p

Hitcher
4th July 2005, 18:59
:2thumbsup no worries Hitch...... tell ya what, my next task if to fit a Honda STX1300 into the shithouse, but I'm not sure if I should back it in or frount 1st..... its going to be a tricky one, havent had a ass end that big in there before :wait:

BTW H, no photo choping will be used its real TV... um Net here :pop:
You're in luck. An ST1300 comes complete with its own shithouse. Not to be confused with a Goldwing, which has an ensuite complete with spa bath...

gav
4th July 2005, 19:34
Bloody flatties.... :rofl: :Punk:

Biff
4th July 2005, 20:52
You're in luck. An ST1300 comes complete with its own shithouse. Not to be confused with a Goldwing, which has an ensuite complete with spa bath...

Mr H you dissapoint me, D said Ass and you let it go! Oh - hang on, you're right, he was talking about an ST1300 after all. And if they aren't motormacycles equivilant of an Equus Asinus I don't know what is. :clap:

NordieBoy
9th July 2005, 21:54
heres my atempt at photo shop..........


Nope, you've got me there.
What did you do to it?

White trash
10th July 2005, 09:14
Another item to add to the list is that he is "grammatically challenged" :rofl:

Really? I thought he couldn't spell good.

inlinefour
10th July 2005, 10:31
Dunno about the mountian bikes in the bath though. They'll get damp if you have a shower and end up with surface rust. Or, does no one shower in your house hold?

NordieBoy
10th July 2005, 10:37
Dunno about the mountian bikes in the bath though. They'll get damp if you have a shower and end up with surface rust. Or, does no one shower in your house hold?

Alloy frames...

That Dangerous, he thinks of everything :D