Best racer's wife!

[RobGassit]

My nomination is Mrs Melandri.241515

[Maha]

The camera was on her often enough during the last outing.

[imdying]

I've got a mate who's been collecting pics of riders wives (I think Stoner's wife started him on it)... I'll see if I can steal it and post them up.

[Crasherfromwayback]

241516241517Mrs Stoner hands down (pants).

[Madness]

Gibernau's ex-wife aint too shabby...

http://i.fanpix.net/images/orig/a/g/agsrcfzshf63sgc6.jpg

http://file1.npage.de/000808/56/bilder/esther_canadas_1.jpg

[Crasherfromwayback]

Gibernau's ex-wife aint too shabby...



Not too shabby. Apart from the fact that she may well have 'Womble snout tits'.

[RobGassit]

I've got a mate who's been collecting pics of riders wives (I think Stoner's wife started him on it)... I'll see if I can steal it and post them up.

As long as the collection isn't dog eared and kept under his bed please!:tugger:

[RobGassit]

How about havin Mrs De Puniet holding your brolly?241518

[jaffaonajappa]

241516Mrs Stoner hands down (pants).


Zomg, shed make a farken awesome accessory on my petrol tank.

[HenryDorsetCase]

Not too shabby. Apart from the fact that she may well have 'Womble snout tits'.

"Womble Snout tits" is the funniest thing I've seen in weeks...

:)

she was hot though. oh yes.

because I am old, I am in love with Riccardo Patrese's wife in the clip where there is a camera on her and he does a fast lap of Monza, and she goes apeshit. Good sport though

[Crasherfromwayback]

Yes she is insanely hot!

[RobGassit]

Wtf!!!241519

[Crash 42]

Stoner's wife hands down, she looks like she can hold the shit out of an Umbrella..

[malcy25]

Not a patch on my own....

1) Approval for me to ride in 12 international racing trips in the last 10 years...
2) Came home one night before a race meeting and my bikes were outside drying off after she had got them out and washed them for me.
3) letting me buy some of the sexiest all time great bikes ever made...

vs might be able to hold an unbrella if stood the right way up.

Think I'll keep mine!!!!:love:

[jaffaonajappa]

Not a patch on my own....

1) Approval for me to ride in 12 international racing trips in the last 10 years...
2) Came home one night before a race meeting and my bikes were outside drying off after she had got them out and washed them for me.
3) letting me buy some of the sexiest all time great bikes ever made...


Awww nice post man..
but your missing the point. Details are irrelevant. As are facts.

We want Pics!!

[Geeen]

Awww nice post man..
but your missing the point. Details are irrelevant. As are facts.

We want Pics!!

Like this?

[jaffaonajappa]

Like this?

Lol, great Barry S. pic there man. Was that his wife?

[malcy25]

but your missing the point.

Yeah realise that!!!

As my brother once said, no matter how good looking they are, somewhere there is some poor bastard who is putting up with their shit! Everytime I see a brolly dolly that saying comes into my head!:facepalm:

[Geeen]

Lol, great Barry S. pic there man. Was that his wife?

His Wife AND Life partner...

[jaffaonajappa]

His Wife AND Life partner...

I dont get it.
Did you photoshop someone out of the photo?

Or is he one of them one-off celebrities thats also a normal person?

[LMFAO]

Im not allowed to show you my other photos...

[Geeen]

I dont get it.
Did you photoshop someone out of the photo?

Or is he one of them one-off celebrities thats also a normal person?

:facepalm: Yes its his wife. Apparently she was it for him so stayed with him for life. I was being a smartarse quoting the blogsite I nicked the pic from.

[RobGassit]

Awww nice post man..
but your missing the point. Details are irrelevant. As are facts.

We want Pics!!

Um,,Yeah,,What he said..Unless you have pics of your missus of course. Preferably while washing the bikes.

[jaffaonajappa]

:facepalm: Yes its his wife. Apparently she was it for him so stayed with him for life. I was being a smartarse quoting the blogsite I nicked the pic from.

LOL Chap. Trolled....

[Mental Trousers]

"Womble Snout tits" is the funniest thing I've seen in weeks...

:)

she was hot though. oh yes.

because I am old, I am in love with Riccardo Patrese's wife in the clip where there is a camera on her and he does a fast lap of Monza, and she goes apeshit. Good sport though


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bpo8RDyOEWY

Funny as fuck

[Geeen]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bpo8RDyOEWY

Funny as fuck

Good vid, seriously funny :clap::lol:

[Trudes]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bpo8RDyOEWY

Funny as fuck

:killingme Classic! His face was so funny when she was going ape shit at him! At least she got the humor in him taping it, good for her AND she managed to keep the stew on-board! :lol:

[kiwifruit]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bpo8RDyOEWY

Funny as fuck

That is brilliant :D

[Mental Trousers]

You'd think she'd learn. At one point she says everytime I get in a car with you it's the same so it's not the first time he's scared the shit out of her at the track.

[Shaun]

You'd think she'd learn. At one point she says everytime I get in a car with you it's the same so it's not the first time he's scared the shit out of her at the track.



I'd have thought that she would have done what ALL women seem to be able to do and ' READ HIS MIND" whilst multi tasking on other issues, like work related problems

O NO there I go- sorry ladies

[jellywrestler]

241516241517Mrs Stoner hands down

yep, I'd use her shit for toothpaste she's that hot...

[scracha]

yep, I'd use her shit for toothpaste she's that hot...

Oh...I thought this thread was for local talent. I love a good perv at the NZ tracks.

[jellywrestler]

Oh...I thought this thread was for local talent. I love a good perv at the NZ tracks.
yep bring it one, even mention the BOBFOC's if you dare...

[Wingnut]

241817

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Where Rossi goes..............

[Bender]

Jarno Saarinen's girlfiend, Soeli ...

241818241819

[RobGassit]

Jarno Saarinen's girlfiend, Soeli ...

Do you think he ever knew what was on the board?

[scracha]

yep bring it one, even mention the BOBFOC's if you dare...

Young Mr McNabb's missus always has me lobbing a semi...especially when she's in her full wet weather marshalling gear.

[RobGassit]

Mr Laverty is well supported in the pits.241835

[jaffaonajappa]

Jarno Saarinen's girlfiend, Soeli ...

Do you think he ever knew what was on the board?

what board? lol

[Crasherfromwayback]

Loris Capirossi's brush. Must've been cold that day eh??? 241837

[Bender]

He's got to have somewhere to hang his crash helmet.

[jaffaonajappa]

Loris Capirossi's brush. Must've been cold that day eh??? 241837

Ohhhh, ear-mufffs :)

[RobGassit]

Mrs Dainese?241880

[Shaun]

Mrs Dainese?241880



Reach arounds are so great eh:woohoo:

[pritch]

Mr Laverty is well supported in the pits.241835

Yeah, Pippa gets my vote, she's a tidy wee package. Capirossi's missus is a former Miss Italy I think.

Capirex is an inspiration to us all, he's short, he's ugly, and he's got a drop dead gorgeous wife. I guess the odd million or two doesn't hurt?

[Str8 Jacket]

Young Mr McNabb's missus always has me lobbing a semi...especially when she's in her full wet weather marshalling gear.

hmm, who is Mr McNabb there Steeevie?

[merv]

hmm, who is Mr McNabb there Steeevie?

If its who we're thinking I'd say you were tossed a compliment there Hels :woohoo:

[jellywrestler]

lobbing a semi...
I thought you were Scottish? then the correct term should be 'a tilt in ma Kilt' shouldn't it??

[Str8 Jacket]

If its who we're thinking I'd say you were tossed a compliment there Hels :woohoo:

Steevie loves taking the piss out of people It's part of his charm! But mostly he likes to mock me over my stint of "oompa loompa flag marshalling" styles one wet race weekend (awhile ago) as in I looked just like an oompa loompa in my bright orange wet weather gear!

[merv]

Yeah Hels I saw the pics but a man like Steevie always has his imagination too eh :blink:

[Deano]

So Steevie has a fetish for oompa loompas ?

[merv]

So Steevie has a fetish for oompa loompas ?

Fluoro coloured ones at that lol :drinkup:

[HenryDorsetCase]

Loris Capirossi's brush. Must've been cold that day eh??? 241837

I like her handbag with detail that sort of looks like a vagina if you squint a bit and tilt your head just right

[Shaun]

A Strouds lady Karen fo putting up with him and giving life to all the Children

[Crasherfromwayback]

What about Micks fluff. Geddit?241920

[RobGassit]

Anything that gets us off vagina shaped handbags and back to bags with hand shaped vaginas is all good!:facepalm:

[merv]

What about Micks fluff. Geddit?241920

What you talking about, his scared cat hairdo?

[Trudes]

Steevie loves taking the piss out of people It's part of his charm! But mostly he likes to mock me over my stint of "oompa loompa flag marshalling" styles one wet race weekend (awhile ago) as in I looked just like an oompa loompa in my bright orange wet weather gear!

Oh come on Hels, you're a sexy bitch! Surely you're more of a orange lollipop than an oompa loompa! :p

[Mental Trousers]

Do you think he ever knew what was on the board?

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[Mental Trousers]

Mrs Dainese?241880

I think Crasher would refer to that her as Womble snout tits.

[slowpoke]

My nomination is Mrs Melandri.241515

Thanks Mr Gassit, for the best thread in farkin' ages! My aging loins thank you .

[rachprice]

I think Crasher would refer to that her as Womble snout tits.

Definitely!!

Those tits suck ass

[Crasherfromwayback]

Definitely!!

Those tits suck ass

Especially compared to yours!

[RobGassit]

Especially compared to yours!

Does that mean Crasher is nominating Rachel?

[Crasherfromwayback]

Does that mean Crasher is nominating Rachel?

Can't. We're not married!

[RobGassit]

Can't. We're not married!

Jeez mate,, judging by the way she rips into you I made the assumption she had been squeezin your balls for years. If it's not legal then you must be a masochist.

[rachprice]

Jeez mate,, judging by the way she rips into you I made the assumption she had been squeezin your balls for years. If it's not legal then you must be a masochist.

Hahahaha!!!

Dam right! Only 2 years though :p

And I dream of looking like those hot bitches

[Crasherfromwayback]

Hahahaha!!!

Dam right! Only 2 years though :p



Ouch...my balls!:love:

[scracha]

Oh come on Hels, you're a sexy bitch! Surely you're more of a orange lollipop than an oompa loompa! :p

I'd rather be the lollypop in the equation.

There's actually quite a few sexy bitches at the local tracks...can't understand why the Kiwibikers on here can't appreciate the local talent.

I know I do :innocent:

[RobGassit]

Mrs? Phuck! Got distracted. Must be somebodys Mrs. Vermuelin? Just a stab in the trailer, er,,I mean dark!
241990

[RobGassit]

Lucky bastard!241991

[Nicksta]

i think as a racer, i have the best "wife" not only does he work magic on my bike... he looks hot in lingerie too!!!!

[Pussy]

i think as a racer, i have the best "wife" not only does he work magic on my bike... he looks hot in lingerie too!!!!

Your missus is a bit of a bushpig, Nicksta! :yes:

[Kickaha]

Your missus is a bit of a bushpig, Nicksta! :yes:

What do you mean "a bit?"

[gixerracer]

How about havin Mrs De Puniet holding your brolly?241518

Shes just his shag :) She was engaged to Dan Stauffer

[gixerracer]

What about Micks fluff. Geddit?241920

Hot but to fake:facepalm:

[Tony.OK]

i think as a racer, i have the best "wife" not only does he work magic on my bike... he looks hot in lingerie too!!!!

And he's a slut too................yeah I've had him. He's a good fuck but damn he's hard to kiss :innocent::doh::killingme:crazy:

[Crasherfromwayback]

Hot but to fake:facepalm:

Yeah plastic tits!

[gixerracer]

Yeah plastic tits!

I watched this doco on Mick years ago and she was so thick lol

[Crasherfromwayback]

I watched this doco on Mick years ago and she was so thick lol

Surprises me Mick would put up with her then!

[Shaun]

surprises me mick would put " it" up with her then!



fixed it for ya

[Crasherfromwayback]

Cheers for that

[gixerracer]

fixed it for ya

Thats gota run thin eventually ya would think:gob:

[jellywrestler]

Yeah plastic tits!
Try then some time, get em all hot in the shower then put some jelly molds on them and let it all cool down and they'll set a bit.
Then you can have a sandcastle on one side and a racing car on the other or a pyramid or whatever...

[Shaun]

Thats gota run thin eventually ya would think:gob:


not like you ha

[slowpoke]

I watched this doco on Mick years ago and she was so thick lol


Surprises me Mick would put up with her then!

WTF?! What's not to like about thick...and hot? Surely that's as good as it gets?

I dunno Crasher, I swear sometimes you worry me boy!


My apologies to Rachel, just a pisstake, you da hottest and smartest chickiest chick eva! Which is kinda scary and kinda hot and I kinda betta shut the fuck up now..................

[Mental Trousers]

i think as a racer, i have the best "wife" not only does he work magic on my bike... he looks hot in lingerie too!!!!

At least we know who wears the pants around your house :blink:

[rachprice]

WTF?! What's not to like about thick...and hot? Surely that's as good as it gets?

I dunno Crasher, I swear sometimes you worry me boy!


My apologies to Rachel, just a pisstake, you da hottest and smartest chickiest chick eva! Which is kinda scary and kinda hot and I kinda betta shut the fuck up now..................

Definitely far from hottest but its true I am always right!!!

[Crasherfromwayback]

I dunno Crasher, I swear sometimes you worry me boy!


My apologies to Rachel, just a pisstake, you da hottest and smartest chickiest chick eva! Which is kinda scary and kinda hot and I kinda betta shut the fuck up now..................

See...thick is not hot. Like me...you like hot and intelligent!

[Crasherfromwayback]

I'm definitely hot, but its true Pete is always right and wears the pants. He has to have special pants made for him though. Size Med waist...size triple xl in the front for his mega big saus and balls.

Awwww shucks...thanks for telling the truth!:love:

[rachprice]

i think as a racer, i have the best "wife" not only does he work magic on my bike... he looks hot in lingerie too!!!!

I vote you!!


Few boys and admittedly myself checked out your ass as you were riding out onto the track down pitlane stretching your leathers out, last vmcc meet.

now that is a sweet ass! And one that can ride too!!!!!

[scracha]

I vote you!!


Few boys and admittedly myself checked out your ass as you were riding out onto the track down pitlane stretching your leathers out, last vmcc meet.

now that is a sweet ass! And one that can ride too!!!!!

There's a jelly bath in my garage waiting on you pair.

[ducatilover]

There's a jelly bath in my garage waiting on you pair.
Are you selling tickets?

[Nicksta]

I vote you!!


Few boys and admittedly myself checked out your ass as you were riding out onto the track down pitlane stretching your leathers out, last vmcc meet.

now that is a sweet ass! And one that can ride too!!!!!
:o now i am embarrassed...
i dont know if i can be a racer's wife, doesn't that mean Frenchy would have to be racing, not retired???

There's a jelly bath in my garage waiting on you pair.
wouldn't you love that Stevie....

[RobGassit]

242855 SBK versus MOTOGP 242856

[Crasherfromwayback]

Every time...

[jellywrestler]

There's a jelly bath in my garage waiting on you pair.
What time ya want me there?

[scracha]

What time ya want me there?

Sorry, as much as I admire big titties I reckon you'd crush them wee lassies.

[Gremlin]

242855 SBK versus MOTOGP 242856
Can't I just be greedy and have both? :drool:

[denill]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bpo8RDyOEWY

Funny as fuck


Just watched that. It really is FUNNY. What a bloody good sport she is...................:yes:

[Biggles08]

i dont know if i can be a racer's wife, doesn't that mean Frenchy would have to be racing, not retarded???


Come on Nicksta! Frenchy's not that retarded!:innocent:

[RobGassit]

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