Weeny willy syndrome?

[slofox]

I wonder what makes these dudes tick sometimes...

Lovely crisp, still, fine and sunny morning this am :sunny: so I took the scenic route to work. Head back towards Te Kowhai from Ngaruawahia on SH39.

Get out of the town and come up behind an SUV doing about 90 clicks. So on the first straight I pull out to pootle past him. At which point he plants his foot - to try and thwart the passing manoeuvre I suppose - I can't imagine any other reason.

So I squeeze it a bit more but he keeps on at it...I get up beside him and look at him through his driver's window...he looks back. I gently lift the left hand and extend the usual digit - at which point I open it up and blast off into the distance.

Does he give up? Not fucking likely. Insists on trying to tailgate...:facepalm:

Now a sensible grampa man like me would normally just let him past and get on with his life, yes?

Not today. The demons were a little restless and got the better of sound judgement. There ensued a mildly exciting wind through the nicely curved sections of that road.

Mr SUV finally gave it away and things returned to normal, good, sensible riding at modest pace.

Made the morning, really... :devil2:

[White trash]

You got the hurry up through the twisties by a dude in a 4WD, on a GSXR600? Ever contemplated Honda ownership?

[imdying]

Heh, when I was 15 on a 250 I'd pin it against everything. Now a bit older, round, and with a much faster bike, I just can't bring myself to. Racing cars feels a bit like picking on a kid with downs syndrome (it gets boring quickly).



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[Grasshopperus]

Haha, nice one Slofox. I can only imagine what that guy must've felt like on being given the finger then pwnd.

[slofox]

You got the hurry up through the twisties by a dude in a 4WD, on a GSXR600? Ever contemplated Honda ownership?

Ermmmm - no real hurry up through the cornery bits wt - he was well gone by then.

I still wonder what the guy was thinking though...

[avgas]

Sorry which one had the weeny willy. The 4wd who sped up to stop a passing motorcyclist or the motorcyclist who 'had to beat him'?
I got confused.....

[slofox]

Sorry which one had the weeny willy. The 4wd who sped up to stop a passing motorcyclist or the motorcyclist who 'had to beat him'?
I got confused.....

Either or both...you decide.

[oldrider]

Funny thing about age, you're willy seems get smaller while your ball bag gets the saggy saggy droop!

Your mind still ticks along in young man mode and gets you into all sorts of situations that your body has no hope of retrieving you from!

Don't worry though the Viagra you took for your penis probably only got as far as your finger!

Like everything else effected by age it wont last long, just long enough to get you into trouble it seems.

Try to keep these impulsive urges under control and enjoy a long relaxed senior life! (preferably in one piece) :lol:

[nodrog]

people in cars like to go fast too? :gob:

[Banditbandit]

I wonder what makes these dudes tick sometimes...

Lovely crisp, still, fine and sunny morning this am :sunny: so I took the scenic route to work. Head back towards Te Kowhai from Ngaruawahia on SH39.

Get out of the town and come up behind an SUV doing about 90 clicks. So on the first straight I pull out to pootle past him. At which point he plants his foot - to try and thwart the passing manoeuvre I suppose - I can't imagine any other reason.

So I squeeze it a bit more but he keeps on at it...I get up beside him and look at him through his driver's window...he looks back. I gently lift the left hand and extend the usual digit - at which point I open it up and blast off into the distance.

Does he give up? Not fucking likely. Insists on trying to tailgate...:facepalm:

Now a sensible grampa man like me would normally just let him past and get on with his life, yes?

Not today. The demons were a little restless and got the better of sound judgement. There ensued a mildly exciting wind through the nicely curved sections of that road.

Mr SUV finally gave it away and things returned to normal, good, sensible riding at modest pace.

Made the morning, really... :devil2:

Yeah .. playing with the traffic can be fun!

[Katman]

Yeah .. playing with the traffic can be fun!

Until someone loses an eye.....





....or a leg......





....or their life.

[pzkpfw]

...or their sense of humour.

[007XX]

Tsk, tsk... Boys and their wee willys... or is that willies?

Meh, fuck it... I prefer arses, at least you can admire them regardless of which gender they're from :love:

[marty]

You got the hurry up through the twisties by a dude in a 4WD, on a GSXR600? Ever contemplated Honda ownership?

maybe it was an SUV like this (from about 1 min on)? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eMCa8zSlabw

[Maha]

You got the hurry up through the twisties by a dude in a 4WD, on a GSXR600? Ever contemplated Honda ownership?

Slofox is talking about tiny willy's, not a...''OMFG thats only three inches from the ground''....appendage.

[nodrog]

''OMFG thats only three inches from the gound''.

was it this dude?

http://www.emailjunks.com/media/thumb.20080626-122239-13.jpg

[Banditbandit]

Until someone loses an eye.....





....or a leg......





....or their life.

Shit .... everyone needs a little risk in their lives ... you should change you name to Killjoy ...

I won't be complaining if I get killed through my own actions ... I'm amazed I lived as long as I have already ...

[mashman]

Ermmmm - no real hurry up through the cornery bits wt - he was well gone by then.

I still wonder what the guy was thinking though...

His last thoughts were probably. "OH FUCK, A DITC......"... such a naughty boy :)

[Katman]

I won't be complaining if I get killed through my own actions ...

I dare say you won't be.

[Banditbandit]

I dare say you won't be.

Good. We agree about something ...

[MSTRS]

Tsk, tsk... Boys and their wee willys... or is that willies?

Meh, fuck it... I prefer arses, at least you can admire them regardless of which gender they're from :love:

I got the willies reading that post...
I hope you are not suggesting that we all admire either type?

[jaffaonajappa]

Slofox is talking about tiny willy's, not a...''OMFG thats only three inches from the ground''....appendage.

Actually, Ive seen a few Honda riders walking funny....I had just assumed it was for some Completely different reason...

[MSTRS]

Actually, Ive seen a few Honda riders walking funny....I had just assumed it was for some Completely different reason...

Not really...apparently they need to 'tuck' it out of the way...

[jaffaonajappa]

Not really...apparently they need to 'tuck' it out of the way...

Oh Ohhhh.
Is it easy for them to find it again if they need to use it?

[MSTRS]

You'd need to ask one of them...

[slofox]

You'd need to ask one of them...

I thought they usually got someone else to find it...:whistle:

[jaffaonajappa]

I thought they usually got someone else to find it...:whistle:


Which leads back to why I thought .......they walk oddly for some other reasons :)

[Fatt Max]

my willy is 12" long......and thats when I fold it in half...

Not really

[pritch]

Don't worry though the Viagra you took for your penis probably only got as far as your finger!


:clap:

When I was young there was only one part of me that was stiff when I woke up in the morning. Now when I wake up that bit's not stiff but the rest of me is.

[Indiana_Jones]

I had some useless cunt in a remuera tractor have a go at me tonight because I lane splitted to the front.... sigh why do 4x4 turn some people into tools?

-Indy

[MIXONE]

my willy is 12" long...

Mine too but I don't use it as a rule.:yes:

[007XX]

I got the willies reading that post...
I hope you are not suggesting that we all admire either type?

You might notice I was merely stating my personal preference there dear...

But eh, if you're jealous cos my inhibitions allow me twice the fun, feel free to join me on the dark side :blip:

PS: and when is it that you boys will ** actually** get the fact that only really loose women like ridiculously big wangs???

8" is plenty for those of us who tone, thank you very much.

[jaffaonajappa]

8" is plenty for those of us who tone, thank you very much.

Every time I try to PM you I get the reply "Your reputation is not Big Enough to contact this User"



lawl, jokes....

[007XX]

Every time I try to PM you I get the reply "Your reputation is not Big Enough to contact this User"



lawl, jokes....

Haha... Watch it pal, rep is serious business around here!