Why can't we stab burglars?

[Elysium]

http://www.stuff.co.nz/world/europe/5211371/Burglars-can-be-stabbed-in-Britain

At least they're sorting thier shit out over there. Seems here that an old lady can be arrested for defending herself from a home invader.

[SS90]

Why can't we stab Burglers?

Because there is a very real chance than if the would is not fatal, they may well come back for a leveler......

[Indiana_Jones]

Why can't we stab Burglers?

Because there is a very real chance than if the would is not fatal, they may well come back for a leveler......

Even more reason to make sure you kill the worthless cunt.

The chances of them reoffending also go down slightly :sunny:

-Indy

[jaffaonajappa]

Its all about defining 'reasonable' force.....and using the minimum amount of force to achieve the goal (ie from punching out the burglar, break their arm, stab them, to shooting them)

Kind of like the yanks using a tomahawk missile on a Libyan tent complex....but different.

[oneofsix]

I didn't see any limit on the number of times you were to stab them. With panic and all I suppose six or seven times to ensure they weren't getting back up is reasonable force

[Spearfish]

You cant stab burglars because its not their fault they are burglars....:shutup:...

But joking aside there was the, mentally challenged...mm, no cant use that
err
mentally disadvantaged.... no another swing and a miss
cognately disadvantaged...?

OK bugger it

retard (not for lack of trying!) that was stealing lamps in CHCH

[Indiana_Jones]

You cant stab burglars because its not their fault they are burglars....:shutup:...

But joking aside there was the, mentally challenged...mm, no cant use that
err
mentally disadvantaged.... no another swing and a miss
cognately disadvantaged...?

OK bugger it

retard (not for lack of trying!) that was stealing lamps in CHCH

lol.

A bit different if he was in your house at 2am......

-Indy

[jaffaonajappa]

retard [/SIZE](not for lack of trying!) that was stealing lamps in CHCH

ahh yeah. That was pretty sad really.
He got treated quite a bit nicer than a Looter should have been treated, but that was still rougher than is usual for NZ. As no one knew the guy suffered from mental illness....the cops should have noticed something tho - I mean - he was stealing light bulbs!!
Theres always 1% error rate. This one was it. Free to smoke the next 99 cunts that loot knowing the law of averages 'might be' on your side :)

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[Scuba_Steve]

You can't stab burglars because our legal system protects the guilty :yes:, & if there is 2 guilty people who do they protect???

[jaffaonajappa]

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bwahaaahaaa, ha. thank you :)

[oneofsix]

You can't stab burglars because our legal system protects the guilty :yes:, & if there is 2 guilty people who do they protect???

The one what makes a business of breaking the law :shutup:

[Spearfish]

You can't stab burglars because our legal system protects the guilty :yes:, & if there is 2 guilty people who do they protect???


Then it goes into intent...

he just wanted your stuff but you had a baseball bat by your bed with intention of using it to defend yourself, so your in the wrong.....

he just wanted your stuff but you had a lamp the just fell to hand and you had reasonable grounds to believe you or your families life was at threat......almost ok.

The grey areas in in italics because in NZ it its not reasonable for a war veteran to be offended by someone burning the NZ flag on ANZAC day.

[jaffaonajappa]

The grey areas in in italics because in NZ it its not reasonable for a war veteran to be offended by someone burning the NZ flag on ANZAC day.

Ohhh, Im wondering if something didnt make it into the media.
I remember hearing about this late morning on the 25th....and 'everyone' seemed rather fucked off by it.
Did anyone end up getting caught, vets in trouble?
I recall the local cop shop loaned their flag for the day...?

[Spearfish]

It probably heavy going and as dry as weet bix and peanut butter together.

http://pundit.net.nz/content/thats-why-flags-are-such-ugly-things

[jaffaonajappa]

ahhh, yes. I forgot all about that one....was thinking about the flag theft from the 2011 ANZAC day, somewhere in Taranaki.

Protesters. Love em.
Learning how to move them (painfully!) without leaving bruises, and right in front of TV cameras - Priceless. :)

[The Pastor]

I am really surprised that's legal in Britain,

[Deano]

Just stab them and then knock them unconscious. Put the knife in their hand to put their prints on it then flick it aside. Call Police. Tell Police they came at you with the knife but you diverted the attack at their wrist and stabbed them instead - they still came at you so you had to kick them in the head as well.

[Sable]

I got away with it earlier this year. Put one of them in ICU for 5 days :yes:

[mashman]

Just stab them and then knock them unconscious. Put the knife in their hand to put their prints on it then flick it aside. Call Police. Tell Police they came at you with the knife but you diverted the attack at their wrist and stabbed them instead - they still came at you so you had to kick them in the head as well.

Or just go back to sleep and report it in the morning. "I'm so glad he fell over whilst I was sleeping. That coulda been me."

[Usarka]

The issue is why you have a knife to hand.

If you do smash them bro, then tell the cops "i thought he had a knife /gun" and stick with it through the numerous interrogations, trials, hearings, media beatups etc that you'll get for hurting one of society's poor mis-understood lower socio-economic citizens.

[insane1]

well if some little shit came in my place at night he wouldnt be alive to get out ,unfortunatley it would seem to be mainly coconuts/maoris who do this sort of shit .

[EJK]

You can't stab burglars here cause NZ homes got nice wool carpets.

[imdying]

Why, did they stop making carpet? :confused:

[scumdog]

Confront them while you're naked.

They run away.

Works for me.

[short-circuit]

unfortunatley it would seem to be mainly coconuts/maoris who do this sort of shit .

Would that be the case in Scotland too? Or do you think there's no such thing as crime there? Retard.

[JimO]

Confront them while you're naked.

They run away.

Works for me.

yea but if it was john citizen chasing and grabbing a burglar naked he would have been charged with indecent exposure and indecent assault, you got away with it because you have a get out of jail free card and were perhaps wearing a willy tassle

[jaffaonajappa]

Confront them while you're naked.

They run away.

Works for me.


Confront them naked....great idea.

Then stab them.

[JimO]

Would that be the case in Scotland too? Or do you think there's no such thing as crime there? Retard.

na they have scotsmen there those cunts are as bad as maoris, and im half scottish so fuck you jimmi

[Usarka]

Confront them naked....great idea.

Then stab them.

Only if they're a slut.

[scumdog]

yea but if it was john citizen chasing and grabbing a burglar naked he would have been charged with indecent exposure and indecent assault, you got away with it because you have a get out of jail free card and were perhaps wearing a willy tassle

An angry look was all I was wearing...

[Big Dave]

Only if they're a slut.

'Not even with your dick' I believe is the punchline - the set up needs work.

[jaffaonajappa]

Some people are doing more than simply Stabbing...

Hell. I suspect I would unleash unconditionally if I caught someone in my home....I have my two kids living with me most of the time, and its a No Risk environment while they are here.

But the guy in this article took things just a wee bit to far. Even by home-invasion type standards, which I understand this was not.
http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/crime/5222437/Torture-accused-Its-the-most-evil-thing-I-ve-done

[short-circuit]

na they have scotsmen there those cunts are as bad as maoris, and im half scottish so fuck you jimmi

Aye that's right ye wee shite - so fuck you an' aw.

[insane1]

most coconuts/maoris have the brains of sheep and are stupid /lazy enough to just sit on their arse for handouts ,unless breaking&entering theiving little cunts .

[Elysium]

Confront them while you're naked.

They run away.

Works for me.
"Why are you naked?"

-Dr. Venture

"To prey on their fears, move like an animal, to feel the kill!"

-Brock Samson

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mm15SrjfjY4&feature=related

[Banditbandit]

most coconuts/maoris have the brains of sheep and are stupid /lazy enough to just sit on their arse for handouts ,unless breaking&entering theiving little cunts .

Are you taking up where SmokeU has left off?

[Indiana_Jones]

"Why are you naked?"

-Dr. Venture

"To prey on their fears, move like an animal, to feel the kill!"

-Brock Samson

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mm15SrjfjY4&feature=related

Fuck yeah, Venture Bros!

Love that show :D

-Indy

[jazfender]

How many people would be in favour of a death sentence for theft?

[Scuba_Steve]

How many people would be in favour of a death sentence for theft?

na, but I'm all for the 5-finger discount... gets harder to thief the more nubs u have :yes:

[short-circuit]

gets harder to thief the more nubs u have :yes:

Harder to spell and write proper words also?

[jazfender]

watch out bro, grammar police ain't gonna let you stab him.

[avgas]

Why can't we stab Burglers?

Because there is a very real chance than if the would is not fatal, they may well come back for a leveler......
Rule 2# - Double Tap

[Geeen]

Why, did they stop making carpet? :confused:

Nah, The Mrs will give you the bash for getting blood on her new carpet "Do you have ANY idea how hard that stuff is to get out!?!?" ... Whack ..... THUD

[short-circuit]

watch out bro, grammar police ain't gonna let you stab him.

Nah we'll slice yer nubs off.

[Banditbandit]

How many people would be in favour of a death sentence for theft?

Wot? Like they did back in the 18th and 19th century? Hung children for stealing bread?

Many of our ancestors were transported to Oz for stealing ... and some managed to get to Godzone .. and breed us ...

[Scuba_Steve]

Harder to spell and write proper words also?

uz jst need 2 learn 2 spek interwebs

[Indiana_Jones]

Hung children


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-Indy

[imdying]

Nah, The Mrs will give you the bash for getting blood on her new carpet "Do you have ANY idea how hard that stuff is to get out!?!?" ... Whack ..... THUDYeah I can see that.... "You will NOT bleed on my carpet you bastards *boot in the arse* OUT!" :laugh:

[jazfender]

Wot? Like they did back in the 18th and 19th century? Hung children for stealing bread?

Many of our ancestors were transported to Oz for stealing ... and some managed to get to Godzone .. and breed us ...

That's my point.

Because that's essentially what you're doing if you allow people to stab burglars.

[Banditbandit]

That's my point.

Because that's essentially what you're doing if you allow people to stab burglars.

Sorry ... you were a bit obscure for this dumb biker ..