Think tennis is boring? [Archive]

98tls

3rd July 2011, 20:24

I reckon I could fit very happily in between those :woohoo:

Lucky you,for us larger.........:shutup:

Kickaha

3rd July 2011, 20:49

They're long gone
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2006063/Simona-Halep-Tennis-player-breast-reduction-enjoys-comfortable-victory-round-Wimbledon.html

98tls

3rd July 2011, 20:51

They're long gone
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2006063/Simona-Halep-Tennis-player-breast-reduction-enjoys-comfortable-victory-round-Wimbledon.html

:angry:Cheers.:angry:My boss is a little guy with little guy issues,few years back he handed over the $ to get his Mrs a breast reduction:shit::facepalm:Every time he gets outta line and a little gobby (as they do)i remind him of it,he gets angry i simply say "lets talk about you and......:facepalm:he shuts up and shuffles away quietly,he doesnt want it made public:woohoo:

crystalball

3rd July 2011, 20:54

Looks liike she gona knock herself out.

98tls

3rd July 2011, 20:57

Looks liike she gona knock herself out.

And that would be a problem?shit if i had those hanging of my chest i would knock myself out everyday.Lucky bitch.I admire her,if they were hanging off my frontage i would simply stay in bed all day and grope the things......getting up today? na fuck that quite happy here with these ta.

blackdog

3rd July 2011, 21:19

They're long gone
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2006063/Simona-Halep-Tennis-player-breast-reduction-enjoys-comfortable-victory-round-Wimbledon.html

Tragedy. 9 10chars

FlangMasterJ

3rd July 2011, 21:22

They're long gone
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2006063/Simona-Halep-Tennis-player-breast-reduction-enjoys-comfortable-victory-round-Wimbledon.html

Horrible news.

007XX

3rd July 2011, 21:46

And that would be a problem?shit if i had those hanging of my chest i would knock myself out everyday.Lucky bitch.I admire her,if they were hanging off my frontage i would simply stay in bed all day and grope the things......getting up today? na fuck that quite happy here with these ta.

Very common misconception here, for "groping" them hardly fills us girls with as much pleasure as say, you fellas playing with your Willy Winka for example.

Lugging them puppies around AND play sports? Yeesh... No wonder they're gone!

Laava

3rd July 2011, 22:34

Very common misconception here, for "groping" them hardly fills us girls with as much pleasure as say, you fellas playing with your Willy Winka for example.

Lugging them puppies around AND play sports? Yeesh... No wonder they're gone!

Yeah, you say that but if I had boobs, I would get nothing done!:lol:

007XX

4th July 2011, 08:28

Yeah, you say that but if I had boobs, I would get nothing done!:lol:

*sigh* I can detect a lost cause when i see one... Lol

Paul in NZ

4th July 2011, 08:40

Blackshear

4th July 2011, 17:08

*sigh* I can detect a lost cause when i see one... Lol

Got a ladyfriend who pays out her ass to find the right size for her, she doesn't even have a swimsuit or bikini lol. Never knew how expensive they could get.
Which I wouldn't mind seeing...

The Everlasting

4th July 2011, 17:18

Holy Cow,the ball could get lost in there....

007XX

4th July 2011, 17:21

Got a ladyfriend who pays out her ass to find the right size for her, she doesn't even have a swimsuit or bikini lol. Never knew how expensive they could get.
Which I wouldn't mind seeing...

*shakes head sorrowfully*

And you guys wonder why we women say "you just don't get it, do ya?"

Anyway, as you were... but I shall leave you with a lovely pic just cos I'm a good girl :) 242153

jaffaonajappa

4th July 2011, 17:39

"Thats":facepalm:so which one are you talking about?

The front one :)

jaffaonajappa

4th July 2011, 17:40

*shakes head sorrowfully*

And you guys wonder why we women say "you just don't get it, do ya?"

Anyway, as you were... but I shall leave you with a lovely pic just cos I'm a good girl :) 242153

Ahhh my EYES. I cant see...!!!

007XX

4th July 2011, 17:42

Ahhh my EYES. I cant see...!!!

Are you sure you're NOT riding a Honda? :shifty:

Kickaha

4th July 2011, 18:39

Cant say that wasnt a bad idea. I tell you what - she looks great though, very trim and in shape... Well done her...

I tend to agree with you, I think she looks considerably better in the "after" shot

Blackshear

4th July 2011, 20:15

*shakes head sorrowfully*

And you guys wonder why we women say "you just don't get it, do ya?"

Anyway, as you were... but I shall leave you with a lovely pic just cos I'm a good girl :)

Pic appreciated.
I bet her that I could find somethingher size under $100 NZ, I lost the bet.
242170

Scuba_Steve

4th July 2011, 20:26

Tits are one thing but did you guys see this pic???... bit to much testosterone I'm thinking

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/06/21/article-2006063-0CAA0F8F00000578-407_634x519.jpg

Blackshear

4th July 2011, 21:15

Tits are one thing but did you guys see this pic???... bit to much testosterone I'm thinking

Cunts got pretty long hair, he's probably used to being so alpha.

Big Dave

4th July 2011, 21:57

Yes I do think tennis is boring. Tits or not, and they way they grunt and shriek is an even bigger turn off.

jaffaonajappa

4th July 2011, 22:06

Yes I do think tennis is boring. Tits or not, and they way they grunt and shriek is an even bigger turn off.

Let me guess. You used to bring a bird home and shag till the second she made a squeak...in case the parents next door heard ya?

Grunts and Squeaks are cool.....especially in tents :)

Geeen

4th July 2011, 22:13

Let me guess. You used to bring a bird home and shag till the second she made a squeak...in case the parents next door heard ya?

Grunts and Squeaks are cool.....especially in tents :)

Sometimes, apparently those girls are hitting sound levels of 100db +. Personally I think its a tad excessive. Goes a bit past moans and groans.

jaffaonajappa

4th July 2011, 22:17

Sometimes, apparently those girls are hitting sound levels of 100db +. Personally I think its a tad excessive. Goes a bit past moans and groans.

LOL. Would you take a tricked 1198 to its peak, and then complain it made too much noise?

Geeen

4th July 2011, 22:26

LOL. Would you take a tricked 1198 to its peak, and then complain it made too much noise?

No, but then I did change the pipes on my Speedy coz they was too loud, 116db @ 3000rpm. Riding back from Aucks left my ears ringing for a couple o' days.

jaffaonajappa

4th July 2011, 23:03

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10char

Banditbandit

5th July 2011, 09:40

And now for something completely different - a Blue Tit.

http://www.rspb.org.uk/images/cache/blue_tit_300_tcm9-139623_v2.jpg

sugilite

5th July 2011, 11:18

Hardly fair, she is playing with two rack-ets!

Banditbandit

5th July 2011, 14:46

And a Great Tit

http://images.nationalgeographic.com/wpf/media-live/photos/000/120/cache/flashy-great-tits-have-more-vigorous-sperm_12060_600x450.jpg

imdying

5th July 2011, 14:58

And finally.... a right tit...

<img src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Qy4iftwk5JM/TUIOHSSVRsI/AAAAAAAAJ44/RW7s_FQrjmY/s1600/H_Harawira.JPG" />

oneofsix

5th July 2011, 15:00

And finally.... a right tit...

Funny but I have never thought of him as right wing.

Banditbandit

5th July 2011, 15:11

OK .. a left Tit then ...

http://www.parliament.nz/NR/rdonlyres/6ADF1F52-77BC-4516-BAC3-1FBF6927525C/0/98PhilGoff.jpg

Banditbandit

5th July 2011, 15:12

Funny but I have never thought of him as right wing.

Hmmm .. strangely enough he can be quite conservative .. if not right wing.

sugilite

6th July 2011, 11:11

Guys, guys, guys, come on, everyone knows all politicians are self serving tits!

http://homepages.ihug.co.nz/~sugilite/jpg/self-serving-tit.jpg

Motig

6th July 2011, 18:30

Please keep to the subject.
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jaffaonajappa

6th July 2011, 18:37

Please keep to the subject.

sorry, I still see double subjects,,,,

scumdog

6th July 2011, 18:53

Yeah, you say that but if I had boobs, I would get nothing done!:lol:

Me too, if I had norks like that I'd play with them ALLLL day!:devil2:

The Singing Chef

6th July 2011, 19:42

Sometimes, apparently those girls are hitting sound levels of 100db +. Personally I think its a tad excessive. Goes a bit past moans and groans.

Means you are doing a good job! .. or you went in the wrong hole..:innocent::facepalm:

Geeen

6th July 2011, 19:45

Means you are doing a good job! .. or you went in the wrong hole..:innocent::facepalm:

smokeu put a thread up about wrong holes a while back :sick: But seeing big breasted women bounce makes me cringe, thats gotta hurt!!

The Singing Chef

6th July 2011, 19:48

smokeu put a thread up about wrong holes a while back :sick: But seeing big breasted women bounce makes me cringe, thats gotta hurt!!

Ouch.. and you have to wonder if they ever knock themselves out whilst running? maybe that's where the saying came from?

Banditbandit

7th July 2011, 09:32

Please keep to the subject.
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Why? THis is KB ...

Laava

7th July 2011, 19:23

http://www.ontennis.com/files/imagecache/image_450/files/images/tamira-paszek-boobs.jpg
http://www.totallyupyours.com/files/def_48611c208d60a.jpg
http://myopiclunacy.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/mattekftspt2908_468x571.jpg

Geeen

7th July 2011, 19:30

Here we go........

http://www.google.co.nz/search?tbm=isch&hl=en&source=hp&biw=1280&bih=713&q=tennis+cleavage&gbv=2&oq=tennis+cleavage&aq=f&aqi=&aql=undefined&gs_sm=e&gs_upl=1877l11358l0l15l13l0l4l0l0l578l2613l4-1.4l5

Toaster

7th July 2011, 19:41

Yeah, you say that but if I had boobs, I would get nothing done!:lol:

You think having boobs would be bad?

I figure if I had a fanny then I could finally go do what everyone tells me to do and go fcuk myself....