Forum anonymity - keyboard warriors

[jaffaonajappa]

Havent been on here long, but have come across some really interesting people.
Most have something positive to add, some are total Trolls - which can be humourous if done well. Some tho are pure pigs. Rascist, sexist, abusive, hatefull wee guys that would normally get the shit kicked out of them for their attitudes.

But they must think they are anonymous...and safe. How fucking thick is that?

Not putting up your real name, disguising your avatar, whatever. The internets pretty complex, and clever. Do people really believe, and Im talking to the keyboard warriors here - the guys that can post messages like "smile arsehole, I did when I raped your mum" and remain anonymous?

Pretty dumb.

[Grant`]

So far I have only found 1 forum where there hasn't actually been that certain bunch of wankers that troll or think there funny by abusing or just generally have to butt in and have there 2 cents to get there post count up regardless of whether they know what they are talking about or not..

You just ignore it, get over it, report it or stay off the internet.

[Usarka]

First rule of having a cry is - don't be a fucking hypocrite.


Thats to be expected from a brainless fucker.

[jaffaonajappa]

You just ignore it, get over it, report it or stay off the internet.

Yeah, options 3 and 4 arent an option really.
And I hate ignoring stuff.....arghhh.

Part of me would just Love to scare the living shit outa them. And video it heheheh. Ah well.

[John_H]

Dude, 668 posts since may :gob::gob:

Maybe you're spending too long here and overthinking this...

[jaffaonajappa]

First rule of having a cry is - don't be a fucking hypocrite.


That was posted afterwards, while waiting for a response to a Q.
The response has been more abuse. Not cool.

[John_H]

First rule of having a cry is - don't be a fucking hypocrite.

Ha ha ha ha busted!!

[Crasherfromwayback]

The response has been more abuse. Not cool.

Dude...it's KB!

[PrincessBandit]

So far I have only found 1 forum where there hasn't actually been that certain bunch of wankers that troll or think there funny by abusing or just generally have to butt in and have there 2 cents to get there post count up regardless of whether they know what they are talking about or not..



Biker angels :innocent:

[jaffaonajappa]

Dude...it's KB!

This is true.
but some things are a bit beyond the pale.
theres Mum jokes, theres rape jokes, theres some sick humour. But when someone (not 'you' Crasher...) says they raped someones mother, and its intended to cause offense, thinking they are anonymous - I think they are a fucking brainless idiot.

I guess some people are just online tough guys huh.

And yeah. I post a lot.
What else is there to do on a forum?

[DMNTD]

And yeah. I post a lot.
What else is there to do on a forum?
Log off and ride your bike? :facepalm:

[DrunkenMistake]

And yeah. I post a lot.
What else is there to do on a forum?

Troll in a disrespectful manor?

[Grant`]

Biker angels :innocent:

Sadly not lol......

Would probably be a little odd if I was such a regular poster in there.

[Kendog]

Just like real life, all sorts of people out there.

[jaffaonajappa]

Log off and ride your bike? :facepalm:


I wish I could man, arghhh.

[nosebleed]

God I miss tags.

[nzspokes]

Well on the other hand since ive been here Ive had stacks of great advice. :yes:

Guess it depends if you take it to heart.

[Blackshear]

I hope there are more than 5 Blackshear in New Zealand.

CAUSE OTHERWISE ANONYMOUS IS LEGION.
ROW ROW.

If you wanna be a dick, be a dick.
I hope noone takes too much offense of things posted here, but I guess some (instigators) can be quite proficient.

[Berries]

Not putting up your real name, disguising your avatar, whatever.
Is that an Italian name then ?

[Quasievil]

Everyone on here are complete arseholes !! then you meet them and they are all good cunts.
I know I been here for 8 freckin years.

[Big Dave]

21 posts and no Godwin. :nono:

[Latte]

The hypocritical Keyboard Warrior post is usually closely followed by the "Good bye KB" thread.

Would sir like to chose one from the menu, or prefer to write his own?

[jazfender]

It's pretty easy to pick the trolls.

For example, anything imdying says..

...but he's a bitch-ass faggot nigger slut.

[Woodman]

Um stupid question time, but what exactly is a troll?

[DrunkenMistake]

Um stupid question time, but what exactly is a troll?

Someone who winds people up over the internet,

take the post above you for example.

[ducatilover]

Troll in a disrespectful manor?

Is that some sort of rude house? :facepalm:

Come on Jaffa, do you want a big sexy Honda hug mate?

[DrunkenMistake]

Is that some sort of rude house? :facepalm:

Come on Jaffa, do you want a big sexy Honda hug mate?

Wow wow wow.. dont drag Hondas down to this shit.. haha

[ducatilover]

Wow wow wow.. dont drag Hondas down to this shit.. haha Can if I want because I have this -> 242338 :innocent:

[jaffaonajappa]

Is that some sort of rude house? :facepalm:

Come on Jaffa, do you want a big sexy Honda hug mate?

hehehe. the wanker rides Suzukis from what I can tell. Shame really - my Fav jappa bikes.

[jaffaonajappa]

It's pretty easy to pick the trolls.

For example, anything imdying says..

...but he's a bitch-ass faggot nigger slut.


Hes a rascist mutha fucker - thats for real.
Imagine him mouthing off like that in public?

[ducatilover]

hehehe. the wanker rides Suzukis from what I can tell. Shame really - my Fav jappa bikes.

Bugger. I only have one and a half Kawasaki's :facepalm: But they do add up to 1000cc and 160hp

[DrunkenMistake]

Can if I want because I have this -> 242338 :innocent:

Mumble mumble mumble ... Fine.

I have one of these..
242339

[jaffaonajappa]

242339

Wiiiicked. Wear it at the next Mardi Gras!!!!
:shutup:

[ducatilover]

Mumble mumble mumble ... Fine.

I have one of these..


I'll give you one of these for it if you're up this way 242340


Quick troll: You're all a pack of cock gobbling curtain burgers.

[ducatilover]

Wiiiicked. Wear it at the next Mardi Gras!!!!
:shutup:

:love: I'd get so many young men

[jaffaonajappa]

:love: I'd get so many young men

There also a lot of bored women out there trying to liven up their lives....ya never know.

NBut yeah. Its probably a young man magnet bwahaha

[ducatilover]

There also a lot of bored women out there trying to liven up their lives....ya never know.

NBut yeah. Its probably a young man magnet bwahaha

I'll take the Qmoto gear to get the strumpets then :yes:

[Madness]

http://www.thehulltruth.com/members/shag-albums-shags-pics-picture44066-wambulance1239933752.jpg

Bring Back Tags

[jaffaonajappa]

Bring Back Tags

What were the tags?
Are they a search tool, or an ultra anonymous tagging thing?

[Madness]

They were a highly sophisticated search & filtration tool. They allowed users to search for keywords & phrases, such as arsebiscuit, cry me a fucking river and of course call the waaaaambulance, whilst simultaneously filtering out all the bullshit in a multiple page thread and cut straight to the goddam truth.

Sometimes.

[jaffaonajappa]

They were a highly sophisticated search & filtration tool. They allowed users to search for keywords & phrases, such as arsebiscuit, cry me a fucking river and of course call the waaaaambulance, whilst simultaneously filtering out all the bullshit in a multiple page thread and cut straight to the goddam truth.

Sometimes.

Fuck Me. So they were like SuperUberExcrement. You know, you could sell them and make Gazillions?

The last time I heard about a 'highly sophisticated search tool' was on the TV a month or so ago....he got lost in the bush in the lower Manawatu / Horowhenua areas. His own SAR buddies, and fellow constables, had to go and find him in the bush /Lost.

[EJK]

щ(ﾟДﾟщ) Wot? NO TAGS?

[gammaguy]

Havent been on here long, but have come across some really interesting people.
Most have something positive to add, some are total Trolls - which can be humourous if done well. Some tho are pure pigs. Rascist, sexist, abusive, hatefull wee guys that would normally get the shit kicked out of them for their attitudes.

But they must think they are anonymous...and safe. How fucking thick is that?

Not putting up your real name, disguising your avatar, whatever. The internets pretty complex, and clever. Do people really believe, and Im talking to the keyboard warriors here - the guys that can post messages like "smile arsehole, I did when I raped your mum" and remain anonymous?

Pretty dumb.

ignoring them is scientifically proven to be the best way to handle these losers,because deep down they just want to be noticed,and will say absolutley anything to get it.

It probably all stems from their troubled childhoods,or possibly in the real world no one likes them because they are socially inept.

whatever,ignoring them hurts them the most.

so do it

[Ender EnZed]

:crybaby:

Have you considered hardening the fuck up?

[jaffaonajappa]

ignoring them is scientifically proven to be the best way to handle these losers,because deep down they just want to be noticed,and will say absolutley anything to get it.

It probably all stems from their troubled childhoods,or possibly in the real world no one likes them because they are socially inept.

whatever,ignoring them hurts them the most.

so do it

Damn. This makes 100% sense to me now you put it like that. Thank you.....
Its funny. sometimes you can get wound up over bullshit and not see the forest for the trees.

[jaffaonajappa]

Have you considered hardening the fuck up?

You got no fucken idea.

[EJK]

Damn. This makes 100% sense to me now you put it like that. Thank you.....
Its funny. sometimes you can get wound up over bullshit and not see the forest for the trees.

Kiwibiker's got the Ignore Post from User tool. It also hides any red rep recieved by the user, so make the most of it.

What gammaguy said. If you give them attention, trolls win. And don't start a flamewar, you'll benefit nothing out of it. Let trolls be trolling, let them loose, like pigs on a pig farm. Let them do what they do best, for that's all they can do.

But I understand, ofcourse it disturbs. When you are hungry, won't you seek for something to eat? If someone smacks you on the face, heck yeah it'll hurt. It is humanly natural to feel distressed. Don't sweat it about what people tells you how you should feel. What you feel is what you feel, not them.

You seems like a good guy, try not to worry too much about it. Within innermost thought don't let them make you belive who you are not. You are what you are in this world, don't let their pity prejudicism be the factor of it.

[scissorhands]

It probably all stems from their troubled childhoods,or possibly in the real world no one likes them because they are socially inept.


Or have a medical disorder like ADHD .....the thing with retardation, many here are not aware they are retards:gob:

Anyways, Scummy is here to sort out fucktards after....aint he:innocent:? Or is that what karma is for, retribution.

[nodrog]

Havent been on here long, but have come across some really interesting people.
Most have something positive to add, some are total Trolls - which can be humourous if done well. Some tho are pure pigs. Rascist, sexist, abusive, hatefull wee guys that would normally get the shit kicked out of them for their attitudes.

But they must think they are anonymous...and safe. How fucking thick is that?

Not putting up your real name, disguising your avatar, whatever. The internets pretty complex, and clever. Do people really believe, and Im talking to the keyboard warriors here - the guys that can post messages like "smile arsehole, I did when I raped your mum" and remain anonymous?

Pretty dumb.

Maybe you could get Mum and Dad to put the Parental lock back on your computer?

[Indiana_Jones]

I checked. Online :sunny:

-Indy

[007XX]

The trolls are so much fun to ruck up... Not that I would do such a thing of course :innocent:

But yes, most of them have got about as much klout as a torn up wet blanket when it comes to having a decent argument. Only one ever managed to really get up my nose and we became firm friends shortly after said argument.

And if I was to harden up any further, I'd be Chuck Norris with a huge boner and no beard.

There I said it on the interdweeb, so true it is forevermore :)-

[BAY CITY MOTORCYCLES]

Maybe you could get Mum and Dad to put the Parental lock back on your computer?

You're such a meanie head! :crybaby:

[Ronin]

Maybe you could get Mum and Dad to put the Parental lock back on your computer?

Mwahahahahahahahahaha.

[nodrog]

You're such a meanie head! :crybaby:

cuddles?


________

[Ronin]

cuddles?


________

BASTARD!

Still waiting for my reacharound biatch.

[Banditbandit]

cuddles?


________

Wot? Is that Green bike a disguised Honda?

[nodrog]

BASTARD!

Still waiting for my reacharound biatch.

Pickup only


Wot? Is that Green bike a disguised Honda?

no, im just a plushie

[BAY CITY MOTORCYCLES]

cuddles?


________

But who are you in real Life? :facepalm:

[Str8 Jacket]

Pickup only



no, im just a plushie

A 'Plushie Pickup'? Sounds like something a certain Mr Whipme might sell....

[nodrog]

But who are you in real Life? :facepalm:

hang on, i'll log onto life and check


A 'Plushie Pickup'? Sounds like something a certain Mr Whipme might sell....

chocolate dipped

[wysper]

Log off and ride your bike? :facepalm:

what the hell?? you can log off?


21 posts and no Godwin. :nono:

Impressive. And unusual.


Maybe you could get Mum and Dad to put the Parental lock back on your computer?

That is funny right there!!


Trolls can be fun though.

[White trash]

"Mum, the guys on the internet are being mean to me......"

Fucks sake :facepalm:

[oneofsix]

"Mum, the guys on the internet are being mean to me......"

Fucks sake :facepalm:

there there darling. don't fuss so. it is only those kiwibiker cripes. You knwo bikers are meanies. :ride:

[Kiwi Graham]

673 posts in 56 days!!!! :gob: = 12.017 posts a day!!!!

Turn off your computer, stand back from the desk and look out the window!

Out their is real life, go get some of it mate. Do it instead of writing or winging about it :facepalm:

I think you have over indulged and have become toxic and entwined on interwebidness.

Just stop it http://www.google.co.nz/url?q=http://www.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3DBYLMTvxOaeE&sa=U&ei=gqQTTs3bN8SDmQXbm7TADg&ved=0CBYQtwIwAA&usg=AFQjCNENmUc3XqDJfA19N3FX4tOk8vGwXw

[Maha]

Actual posts = 1,238....remember that only certain post count as posts.

That equates to an average of 22 post per day.

[bogan]

Actual posts = 1,238....remember that only certain post count as posts.

That equates to an average of 22 post per day.

How do you find that out? It's rant and rave that aren't counted right? so you could say the ratio is a measure of the amount of crap coming from a user compared to the good stuff, about half doesn't sound too bad for KB actually :sunny:

[EJK]

Actual posts = 1,238....remember that only certain post count as posts.

That equates to an average of 22 post per day.

Oh wow :gob:

Oh hey that reminds me, didn't we have a post count competition back in late 2007? What was that site which tracks down Forum process?

[Spearfish]

I think somebody needs bitty, maybe is a new form of adult colic?....

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[Maha]

How do you find that out? It's rant and rave that aren't counted right? so you could say the ratio is a measure of the amount of crap coming from a user compared to the good stuff, about half doesn't sound too bad for KB actually :sunny:

Click on User, Find all Posts, go to last page, place the cursor over that page number and it says how many posts....in fact, it does it to all post pages even on the forum pages.

Oh wow :gob:

Oh hey that reminds me, didn't we have a post count competition back in late 2007? What was that site which tracks down Forum process?

May have to wait for a geek to answer that EJ...that, I am not...:corn:

[bogan]

Click on User, Find all Posts, go to last page, place the cursor over that page number and it says how many posts....in fact, it does it to all post pages even on the forum pages.

Doesn't work quite that way for me, I think I have too many posts for the server to retrieve all the data, so I had to guess what number the last page would be before it gave me all the results, all 4104 of them. Doesn't sound right though, would have expected more than 401 non-counted posts :scratch:

Getting back to topic, one of the other sites I'm a member of doesn't have bugger all trolls etc, one guy has been banned then came back and behaved better. So it is possible :yes:

[John_H]

Actual posts = 1,238....remember that only certain post count as posts.

That equates to an average of 22 post per day.

That's ridiculous! I agree with kiwi graham above.

[Maha]

Doesn't work quite that way for me, I think I have too many posts for the server to retrieve all the data, so I had to guess what number the last page would be before it gave me all the results, all 4104 of them. Doesn't sound right though, would have expected more than 401 non-counted posts :scratch:

Getting back to topic, one of the other sites I'm a member of doesn't have bugger all trolls etc, one guy has been banned then came back and behaved better. So it is possible :yes:

You have 5221 posts in Total...:corn:

[nudemetalz]

I like boobies.
So don't be mean to me either.

[avgas]

What a gay thread.
Where are the tits?

[Big Dave]

Some of the guys on ADV rider have over 60,000 posts. Most of them in hostile territory.

[Stirts]

Where are the tits?

I thought the OP was doing a pretty good impersonation of one actually :D

[DrunkenMistake]

What a gay thread.
Where are the tits?

http://www.menstuff.org/logos/ManTits.jpg

There ya go.

[Crasherfromwayback]

There ya go.

Arrrgh...my eyes!

[DrunkenMistake]

Arrrgh...my eyes!

Yeah I actually feel incredibly sick.. Haha

[bogan]

You have 5221 posts in Total...:corn:

sounds more like it, still can't seem to come up with that number myself though.

[marty]

What a gay thread.
Where are the tits?

j-on-j hasn't got his out yet

[Genestho]

Havent been on here long, but have come across some really interesting people.

Most have something positive to add, some are total Trolls - which can be humourous if done well. Some tho are pure pigs. Rascist, sexist, abusive, hatefull wee guys.. SNIP /
:blip:

http://i457.photobucket.com/albums/qq298/juanpablo_m/Welcome_To_The_Internet.jpg

[nudemetalz]

Here's ya tits !!

<a href="http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v677/turbo_NZ/?action=view&amp;current=blue-tit-bird.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v677/turbo_NZ/blue-tit-bird.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a><a href="http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v677/turbo_NZ/?action=view&amp;current=blue-tit-bird.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v677/turbo_NZ/blue-tit-bird.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>

[MSTRS]

http://trollcats.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/op_is_a_troll_trollcat.jpg

[XxKiTtiExX]

There ya go.


Wouldn't might having a bit of a play with them there milk bags :love:

[Ender EnZed]

Click on User, Find all Posts, go to last page, place the cursor over that page number and it says how many posts....in fact, it does it to all post pages even on the forum pages.


Doesn't work quite that way for me

Me niether. I don't have a "Last Page" button for any search results, only in a thread. And guessing my way through the "Go to" page numbers until the end still comes up short.


You have 5221 posts in Total...:corn:

Are you a wizard?

[007XX]

Pfffftt...12 posts a day!!! Amateur...

[Maha]

Me niether. I don't have a "Last Page" button for any search results, only in a thread. And guessing my way through the "Go to" page numbers until the end still comes up short.



Are you a wizard?

I could be just making shit up......:blip:
But on page 21 of your total post, it says...503.

[007XX]

I could be just making shit up......:blip:


Well, there is a new concept! But nah, you WOULDN'T!!! :shutup:

[Ender EnZed]

I could be just making shit up......:blip:
But on page 21 of your total post, it says...503.

I could only get to page 16.....and now it's just fucking with me. I can't get past page 13.

This is troubling.

[Maha]

Well, there is a new concept! But nah, you WOULDN'T!!! :shutup:

How come you had one eye-brow raised when you typed that?...:shifty:

[bogan]

I could only get to page 16.....and now it's just fucking with me. I can't get past page 13.

This is troubling.

I had the same issues, this making it up idea sounds like the way to go :innocent:

[Gone Burger]

:corn:

Damn you Maha. Now all I can think about it how much I want popcorn! FUCK!

mmmmm I feel a $70 trip in a taxi coming up.

[Maha]

Damn you Maha. Now all I can think about it how much I want popcorn! FUCK!

mmmmm I feel a $70 trip in a taxi coming up.

Have not had popcorn in years, I remember liking Caramel popcorn...:rockon:
Can you not order take-out?

[Gone Burger]

Can you not order take-out?

The $70 is just to get me to the nearest shop and home. Right, now you have done it. Caramel popcorn... temptation is great

[oneofsix]

The $70 is just to get me to the nearest shop and home. Right, now you have done it. Caramel popcorn... temptation is great

Any keyboard warriors up the Hutt that can deliver Katie some popcorn? :scooter:

[Stirts]

Have not had popcorn in years, I remember liking Caramel popcorn...:rockon:
Can you not order take-out?

I prefer that rainbow popcorn....makes you poo rainbows

[Banditbandit]

Any second now a Mod's gonna step in and move this thread to Pointless Drivel ....

(Prolly where it belongs ...)

[Gone Burger]

Any keyboard warriors up the Hutt that can deliver Katie some popcorn? :scooter:

Must be toned, between 5 foot 6 and 6 foot, not married, no kids, ride a bike (I mean ride a fucking bike, not just think about it), not have matching undies and socks to his leathers and love popcorn. So yes, if you fit this description then I'll have caramel, butter and rainbow popcorn please. Thank you kindly, muchly appreciated.

[bogan]

Any second now a Mod's gonna step in and move this thread to Pointless Drivel ....

(Prolly where it belongs ...)

Nah, all the mods round here are lazy buggers :shake: it's all their fault :bleh:

[Stirts]

Must be toned, between 5 foot 6 and 6 foot, not married, no kids, ride a bike (I mean ride a fucking bike, not just think about it), not have matching undies and socks to his leathers and love popcorn. So yes, if you fit this description then I'll have caramel, butter and rainbow popcorn please. Thank you kindly, muchly appreciated.

Farken arse - it's the perfect man!!!! You don't ask for much do ya ;)

http://www.funny-fix.com/images/perfect-man.gif

[Banditbandit]

Must be toned, between 5 foot 6 and 6 foot, not married, no kids, ride a bike (I mean ride a fucking bike, not just think about it), not have matching undies and socks to his leathers and love popcorn. So yes, if you fit this description then I'll have caramel, butter and rainbow popcorn please. Thank you kindly, muchly appreciated.

BUGGA ... but it's a cold wet six hour ride to the valley (oh .. and I'm married ... dammm )

[oneofsix]

Must be toned, between 5 foot 6 and 6 foot, not married, no kids, ride a bike (I mean ride a fucking bike, not just think about it), not have matching undies and socks to his leathers and love popcorn. So yes, if you fit this description then I'll have caramel, butter and rainbow popcorn please. Thank you kindly, muchly appreciated.

That's me pretty much out of the running. Height- yes, bike umm being repaired but I'll go for a yes, love popcorn - yes, not have matching stuff - yes. Toned :no: Fat Max would have better muscle tone than me.
How I love the anonymity of the keyboard (just to relate the post to the thread)

[Gone Burger]

Dear Jaffaonajappa...

I do understand your OP. And I do agree. Have I had this kinda thing done to me? Yes, sure have. I did let it affect me for about 2 weeks, and then I lernt how to NOT care about it, come back in here for the fucking AWESOME folk that I have met, and carry on just a little tuffa. Sometimes it is difficult not to take things personally, like when I had people private messaging me telling me I deserved to die in my crash, and that I shouldn't havnt walked away from it. BUT, I got over it after having a tanty and came back in and those trolls don't effect me anymore. Not nice when it first happenes, but you will learn its all just part of KB, and how to choose to ignore it. Rock on mate, this place aint all bad. Infact, the only reason I can get back on a bike is because of KB members - that good most definately outweighs the bad by a long shit! Farking legends, the lot of ya! well, most of you. Ok a select few but will stick with most. :love:

[Ender EnZed]

Any second now a Mod's gonna step in and move this thread to Pointless Drivel ....

(Prolly where it belongs ...)

It hasn't really become abusive enough yet...

[bogan]

Must be toned, between 5 foot 6 and 6 foot, not married, no kids, ride a bike (I mean ride a fucking bike, not just think about it), not have matching undies and socks to his leathers and love popcorn. So yes, if you fit this description then I'll have caramel, butter and rainbow popcorn please. Thank you kindly, muchly appreciated.

Almost, all my undies/socks/leathers have matching holes in em :blink:

[The Pastor]

somebody called?

[Maha]

Must be toned, between 5 foot 6 and 6 foot, not married, no kids, ride a bike (I mean ride a fucking bike, not just think about it), not have matching undies and socks to his leathers and love popcorn. So yes, if you fit this description then I'll have caramel, butter and rainbow popcorn please. Thank you kindly, muchly appreciated.

Yes-no-no-yes-fucken hell yeah and yes...I cant lie...:corn::corn::corn::corn::corn:

[Maha]

Almost, all my undies/socks/leathers have matching holes in em :blink:

The Challange has been set....Worst set of skids time!!.....we need pics!:yes:

[Big Dave]

somebody called?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=grbSQ6O6kbs&feature=player_detailpage#t=6s

[The Singing Chef]

Must be toned, between 5 foot 6 and 6 foot, not married, no kids, ride a bike (I mean ride a fucking bike, not just think about it), not have matching undies and socks to his leathers and love popcorn. So yes, if you fit this description then I'll have caramel, butter and rainbow popcorn please. Thank you kindly, muchly appreciated.

Damn i live in Auckland, Can you wait till August? :yes:

[bogan]

The Challange has been set....Worst set of skids time!!.....we need pics!:yes:

Destroyed one of them plastic garden chairs doing some skids once; neighbors we had flogged it from were not amused. No pics though :sweatdrop

[wysper]

Must be toned, between 5 foot 6 and 6 foot, not married, no kids, ride a bike (I mean ride a fucking bike, not just think about it), not have matching undies and socks to his leathers and love popcorn. So yes, if you fit this description then I'll have caramel, butter and rainbow popcorn please. Thank you kindly, muchly appreciated.

Right lets see if I fit the bill....

Toned - no (depending on the tone that is)
5 - 6 ft. - yep
not married - nope - married (very happily)
no kids - nope i have 2 ( and I love em to bits!!)
ride a bike - every damn day
not matching undies and sock - not matching here (wot if the socks and undies ARE leather though?)
love popcorn - not so much - more of a potatoe chip man myself

wow - I did really badly on your test LOL - I scored 3 out of 7

Still, good luck with the popcorn.

[Banditbandit]

somebody called?

Yes. We're keeping a nice warm spot for you down here ..

[Big Dave]

I've got a soft spot for RM. It's a bog, near Huntly.

[jasonu]

8 pages in less than 24 hrs. Not a bad effort. Shame there is nothing of interest past page 2.

[Big Dave]

8 pages in less than 24 hrs. Not a bad effort. Shame there is nothing of interest past page 2.

Whadda you mean! that soft spot gag is Gold. Gold i tells ya.

[007XX]

Must be toned, between 5 foot 6 and 6 foot, not married, no kids, ride a bike (I mean ride a fucking bike, not just think about it), not have matching undies and socks to his leathers and love popcorn. So yes, if you fit this description then I'll have caramel, butter and rainbow popcorn please. Thank you kindly, muchly appreciated.

I hate to break it to ya, but I already married the beast, so he's mine, ALL MIIIINNE....mwahahahaha

Otherwise, any other candidate will be gay with that track record :p (yes, fine print: "Needs to be straight"...just thought I'd add that for you)

[jaffaonajappa]

Dear Jaffaonajappa...

I do understand your OP. And I do agree. Have I had this kinda thing done to me? Yes, sure have. I did let it affect me for about 2 weeks, and then I lernt how to NOT care about it, come back in here for the fucking AWESOME folk that I have met, and carry on just a little tuffa. Sometimes it is difficult not to take things personally, like when I had people private messaging me telling me I deserved to die in my crash, and that I shouldn't havnt walked away from it. BUT, I got over it after having a tanty and came back in and those trolls don't effect me anymore. Not nice when it first happenes, but you will learn its all just part of KB, and how to choose to ignore it. Rock on mate, this place aint all bad. Infact, the only reason I can get back on a bike is because of KB members - that good most definately outweighs the bad by a long shit! Farking legends, the lot of ya! well, most of you. Ok a select few but will stick with most. :love:


Thanks Katiepie - sad to hear you had this crap too, but appreciate how you have adjusted to it, and done very effectively! I admire your resilience!

I can see how my thread could appear to be a Whinge.
It probably is a whinge. Im just amazed people think they remain anonymous. What idiots.

I did not post this intending to start a 'flamming? war', and certainly not 'im leaving KB'. Theres some farken great people on here, and ive relearnt a ton of bike stuff Id forgotten. Mets ome cool people and enjoyed a few rides with them.

Are some people on here farken slow tho? the people Crrrrrying a river about thread counts? LOL! I hold a full time job, solo dad to 2 kids 5 or 6 days a week, cook and clean, wash....still find time to ride a bike 'for fun' at least three times a week, and commute on one daily. And I post on forums. The only thing i really miss....is the club scene. But that can wait. Im not getting any older...well not much older. I refuse to. So bored and stuck at home....so Im posting on forums. The whiners should go back to watching their tv's. Okay, Thanks!

Trolling is good.
Sending hate mail or similar via PM or rep whatever - needs fixing. Meh.

[jaffaonajappa]

I hate to break it to ya, but I already married the beast, so he's mine, ALL MIIIINNE....mwahahahaha

Otherwise, any other candidate will be gay with that track record :p (yes, fine print: "Needs to be straight"...just thought I'd add that for you)

Hahahhaa, I meet All the criteria on Sundays - no kids on Sundays.,.....

[The Everlasting]

Dear Jaffaonajappa...

like when I had people private messaging me telling me I deserved to die in my crash, and that I shouldn't havnt walked away from it. BUT, I got over it after having a tanty and came back in and those trolls don't effect me anymore. Not nice when it first happenes, but you will learn its all just part of KB, and how to choose to ignore it. Rock on mate, this place aint all bad. Infact, the only reason I can get back on a bike is because of KB members - that good most definately outweighs the bad by a long shit! Farking legends, the lot of ya! well, most of you. Ok a select few but will stick with most. :love:

Far out,I can't believe that someone would send you a PM saying you should have died in that crash!! :blink::gob:

[Quasievil]

Far out,I can't believe that someone would send you a PM saying you should have died in that crash!! :blink::gob:

Really, I believe it, this place is full of weird people dude.

I would like to know who said that Katie, name and shame I say.

[Gone Burger]

Far out,I can't believe that someone would send you a PM saying you should have died in that crash!! :blink::gob:

And people wonder why I spat the dummy? But, I deleted all the messages and moved on and came back with a different attitude. Choice! Been happy ever since. KB taught me how to love motorcycling, and how to meet some pretty incredible people. AND is the reason I can soon ride again. Pretty much win win there, who cares what happens along the way in the long run

[007XX]

Hahahhaa, I meet All the criteria on Sundays - no kids on Sundays.,.....

So she'd have to be religious too... Once a week only, on our Lord's Good Day, the only time one is allowed to partake in the nasty, messy act of copulation...Praise be Thee..

Yeah nah, I don't see it, sorry mate!

[jaffaonajappa]

So she'd have to be religious too... Once a week only, on our Lord's Good Day, the only time one is allowed to partake in the nasty, messy act of copulation...Praise be Thee..

Yeah nah, I don't see it, sorry mate!

Ive got five mates in similar situation to me, we could alternate days....
But wait. The Hutt? Thats south of Auckland somewhere...?? Arghhh, neva mind.

[007XX]

Ive got five mates in similar situation to me, we could alternate days....
But wait. The Hutt? Thats south of Auckland somewhere...?? Arghhh, neva mind.

May I suggest a GPS? A lot of men find it useful, and not just to fing Lower Hutt :shifty: :bleh:

[Crasherfromwayback]

Really, I believe it, this place is full of weird people dude.

I would like to know who said that Katie, name and shame I say.

I tried to pry the info out of her to no avail...if you're one of the sick cunts that said that to her though...you're a CUNT. And I don't mean you Quasievil...

[scumdog]

Havent been on here long, but have come across some really interesting people.
Most have something positive to add, some are total Trolls - which can be humourous if done well. Some tho are pure pigs. Rascist, sexist, abusive, hatefull wee guys that would normally get the shit kicked out of them for their attitudes.

But they must think they are anonymous...and safe. How fucking thick is that?

Not putting up your real name, disguising your avatar, whatever. The internets pretty complex, and clever. Do people really believe, and Im talking to the keyboard warriors here - the guys that can post messages like "smile arsehole, I did when I raped your mum" and remain anonymous?

Pretty dumb.
People as you described are the funnest ones on KB - I LOVE sailing planes over their head:woohoo:

Sometimes they DO notice - and then it's more fun.

"Seeming dumb - is fun"

[jaffaonajappa]

"Seeming dumb - is fun"

you dress in Blue. You have little choice. Sorry.

[Crasherfromwayback]

May I suggest a GPS? A lot of men find it useful, and not just to fing Lower Hutt :shifty: :bleh:

As an ex Huttite...we know where to find things!:innocent:

[007XX]

As an ex Huttite...we know where to find things!:innocent:

Right, so you find things and then what? Point at them and giggle uh?

[Gone Burger]

I tried to pry the info out of her to no avail...if you're one of the sick cunts that said that to her though...you're a CUNT. And I don't mean you Quasievil...

Lol - luff you too Crasher!

Nope - it happened, I had my tanty, I left for a short break, I came back and don't give a toss any more. So, choice as! Winner. I am not one for dragging other people down like they do to others. As everyone on here always said, its your decision to let it effect you of not. I choose to let it for a while, then chose not to.

I looooooove KB. But damn I just want to get on a blardy motorbike and ride. poos!

[scumdog]

you dress in Blue. You have little choice. Sorry.

See?
Another one bites...:shifty:

[007XX]

"Seeming dumb - is fun"

Or when you're blond..." is useful".

[Gone Burger]

I'm outta bling for you all sorry. Arse!

[jaffaonajappa]

See?
Another one bites...:shifty:

Ohhh, Biting is cool.
Trolling is cool.
Abusing with intent via PM etc, is different.

Anyways, your a copper Ive gathered. how long ya been a cop for?
Ive always wondered - how many handcuffs do they give you guys?

[Gone Burger]

Abusing with intent via PM etc, is different

Agree fully on this. My melt down on the forums was NOT because of the trolling, or the posts, but because of the nasty attacks that followed into my inbox.

[scumdog]

how many handcuffs do they give you guys?

Just one pair per cop, enough to get by...

[jaffaonajappa]

Just one pair per cop, enough to get by...

Do you get in trouble if you sell them - I mean if you Lose them?
Hard finding decent handcuffs....

[Usarka]

Cable ties are just as effective. or do you mean for kinky purposes?

[Grant`]

Agree fully on this. My melt down on the forums was NOT because of the trolling, or the posts, but because of the nasty attacks that followed into my inbox.

I always found that abusive posts via pm being posted up on a forum soon had you more supporters backing your cause.

The thing is, its all words as hurtful as it may seem and anyone that knows you personally will know what sort of person you are and thats all that matters at the end of the day. :woohoo:

[scumdog]

Cable ties are just as effective. or do you mean for kinky purposes?

Ya REALLY don't want to use Police cuffs for 'kinky'.

Too hard, too slow to undo so 'they' say.

And have you seen the some of types that cops put in cuffs - eeeewww...

[Spearfish]

Dear Jaffaonajappa...

I do understand your OP. And I do agree. Have I had this kinda thing done to me? Yes, sure have. I did let it affect me for about 2 weeks, and then I lernt how to NOT care about it, come back in here for the fucking AWESOME folk that I have met, and carry on just a little tuffa. Sometimes it is difficult not to take things personally, like when I had people private messaging me telling me I deserved to die in my crash, and that I shouldn't havnt walked away from it. BUT, I got over it after having a tanty and came back in and those trolls don't effect me anymore. Not nice when it first happenes, but you will learn its all just part of KB, and how to choose to ignore it. Rock on mate, this place aint all bad. Infact, the only reason I can get back on a bike is because of KB members - that good most definately outweighs the bad by a long shit! Farking legends, the lot of ya! well, most of you. Ok a select few but will stick with most. :love:

I didn't know about that bit, now I understand why if affected so many people.

[Oblivion]

Cable ties are just as effective. or do you mean for kinky purposes?

The only way that handcuffs can be kinky, is if they are of the fuzzy pink variety. Want some? :blip:

[Big Dave]

<img src="http://500motivators.com/plog-content/thumbs/motivate/me/large/53-silence-silence-is-golden-duct-tape-is-silver.jpg">

[Ender EnZed]

Im just amazed people think they remain anonymous.

Do they though? Would the situation really be any different if you knew their name and address (probably not local)?

[Crasherfromwayback]

<img src="http://500motivators.com/plog-content/thumbs/motivate/me/large/53-silence-silence-is-golden-duct-tape-is-silver.jpg">

Duct tape leaves even more sticky residue...:innocent:

[Crasherfromwayback]

Right, so you find things and then what? Point at them and giggle uh?

If it's got hair round it...stab it!:sunny:

[Geeen]

Right lets see if I fit the bill....

Toned - no (depending on the tone that is)
5 - 6 ft. - yep
not married - nope - married (very happily)
no kids - nope i have 2 ( and I love em to bits!!)
ride a bike - every damn day
not matching undies and sock - not matching here (wot if the socks and undies ARE leather though?)
love popcorn - not so much - more of a potatoe chip man myself

wow - I did really badly on your test LOL - I scored 3 out of 7

Still, good luck with the popcorn.

Bollocks, You ride a HARLEY!! :bleh::lol:

[\m/]

On the subject of keyboard warriors, does anyone know what happened to miloking? He was good for some laughs.

[XxKiTtiExX]

I would like to know who said that Katie, name and shame I say.

Completely agree. Name and shame. Even if naming only involves "whispers" to a select few.

[Gone Burger]

Completely agree. Name and shame. Even if naming only involves "whispers" to a select few.

Nope. It's not necessary and I'm not that sort of person. No need to do it as they have never caused trouble with me since. I'm sure they are decent folk in person as Quasieveil said :) - can just relate to why the OP had an issue. That's all

[XxKiTtiExX]

Nope. It's not necessary and I'm not that sort of person. No need to do it as they have never caused trouble with me since. I'm sure they are decent folk in person as Quasieveil said :) - can just relate to why the OP had an issue. That's all


Your call on the matter. Totally respect that. Just really sad to hear that on top of everything else that you were dealing with, you were on the receiving end of something completely uncalled for. Takes all sorts I guess. :)

[Maha]

Your call on the matter. Totally respect that. Just really sad to hear that on top of everything else that you were dealing with, you were on the receiving end of something completely uncalled for. Takes all sorts I guess. :)

The best way to deal with cockheads like the one in question is to let Admin and the Mod team deal with it...
Report it and then revel in the fact that your life is, and always never be, the better one to be living in.

[nodrog]

Damn i live in Auckland, Can you wait till August? :yes:

FFS man! I know its only a 250, but im sure it wont take you that long.

[The Singing Chef]

FFS man! I know its only a 250, but im sure it wont take you that long.

:laugh: yea, i was accounting for breakdown's and such..

[Crasherfromwayback]

:laugh: yea, i was accounting for breakdown's and such..

And 'refreshment' breaks...

[newhere]

The only way that handcuffs can be kinky, is if they are of the fuzzy pink variety. Want some? :blip:

You can get restraints, ahumm, they are soft, impossible to get out of but you can um go crazy in them and not feel pain - unless thats what your into, not that i would know personally of course...:innocent:

[newhere]

Dear Jaffaonajappa...

I do understand your OP. And I do agree. Have I had this kinda thing done to me? Yes, sure have. I did let it affect me for about 2 weeks, and then I lernt how to NOT care about it, come back in here for the fucking AWESOME folk that I have met, and carry on just a little tuffa. Sometimes it is difficult not to take things personally, like when I had people private messaging me telling me I deserved to die in my crash, and that I shouldn't havnt walked away from it. BUT, I got over it after having a tanty and came back in and those trolls don't effect me anymore. Not nice when it first happenes, but you will learn its all just part of KB, and how to choose to ignore it. Rock on mate, this place aint all bad. Infact, the only reason I can get back on a bike is because of KB members - that good most definately outweighs the bad by a long shit! Farking legends, the lot of ya! well, most of you. Ok a select few but will stick with most. :love:


omg that's just crazy to say a fellow biker should die in a crash, wtf, sad and bizzare how some people think :gob: :facepalm:

[Blackshear]

Not sure I'm anonymous, to be honest.
:facepalm: