dunken night at the pub

[SixPackBack]

Yeah i wuz up the pub the other nite.....fucken maggoted i was, and i got into a drunken conversation with a couple adudes who were also clearly the worst for wear
i asked dude 1 'waddya like about your missus'

dude 1' well she's a bloody good cook, happy, atrractive and always easy to come home two'

so sez to dude 2 'whadda bout you ya drunken plonka'

dude 2 and he sez ' well strange as it may seem my wife is really clever with money and its allowed me to retire at 33, pity i've become a cronic alocholic.....'

a couple minutes goes by and dude 1 sez to me 'whadda bout your missus'

so i sez' well my missus has the biggest fanny you've ever seen'

dude 2 turns to me and sez 'fuck that's nasty, and is'nt it a bit of a problem forya dude'

so i sez ' no problem fellas it stretches'

[mikey]

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[SPORK]

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Agreed. blahblahblah

[HDTboy]

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...........Ditto

[speights_bud]

uh huh...........

[Wolf]

Coupla drunks get "caught short" crossing the Waikato River by way of the Whitiora Bridge and decide that they'll relieve themselves anyway, so they stand at the railing and have a piss.

"Fuck, that water's cold," says one.

"Yes," says the other, "Deep, too."