SixPackBack
4th July 2005, 18:11
Yeah i wuz up the pub the other nite.....fucken maggoted i was, and i got into a drunken conversation with a couple adudes who were also clearly the worst for wear
i asked dude 1 'waddya like about your missus'
dude 1' well she's a bloody good cook, happy, atrractive and always easy to come home two'
so sez to dude 2 'whadda bout you ya drunken plonka'
dude 2 and he sez ' well strange as it may seem my wife is really clever with money and its allowed me to retire at 33, pity i've become a cronic alocholic.....'
a couple minutes goes by and dude 1 sez to me 'whadda bout your missus'
so i sez' well my missus has the biggest fanny you've ever seen'
dude 2 turns to me and sez 'fuck that's nasty, and is'nt it a bit of a problem forya dude'
so i sez ' no problem fellas it stretches'
i asked dude 1 'waddya like about your missus'
dude 1' well she's a bloody good cook, happy, atrractive and always easy to come home two'
so sez to dude 2 'whadda bout you ya drunken plonka'
dude 2 and he sez ' well strange as it may seem my wife is really clever with money and its allowed me to retire at 33, pity i've become a cronic alocholic.....'
a couple minutes goes by and dude 1 sez to me 'whadda bout your missus'
so i sez' well my missus has the biggest fanny you've ever seen'
dude 2 turns to me and sez 'fuck that's nasty, and is'nt it a bit of a problem forya dude'
so i sez ' no problem fellas it stretches'