WTF! A thread about I can't understand my wife

[Crim]

G'day,

Thought I would post my little rant on here seeing as how one of today's instances is bike related - a little thread / rant about supplying a solution that didn't quite marry up to your partner's / wife's / better half's expectations :no:
All happened today,
1. I had stacked a bit of bike paraphenalia and tyres in the garage restricting 'er indoors' access to the light switch - she asked me to "sort it out" so I stuck a bamboo tomato pole so she could reach :shifty: she wasn't happy - WTF!
2. I jumped out of the shower this morning, she took one look at my back and said "you need a shave before we got to Oz" - I quickly did my chin :shifty: she wasn't happy - WTF!
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3. Lastly we are having a few mates round tonight for 'er indoors' birthday and she asked me to set up the seating - I did, three rows grandstand esque for the game tonight :shifty: she wasn't happy - WTF!

[98tls]

:laugh:Nice work mate.What about some elevation on the back row?

[thepom]

Sounds like we have the same wife!!!!!:no:

[Crim]

:laugh:Nice work mate.What about some elevation on the back row?

First row couches, then dining chairs, then bar stools :wings:

[JATZ]

G'day,

Thought I would post my little rant on here seeing as how one of today's instances is bike related - a little thread / rant about supplying a solution that didn't quite marry up to your partner's / wife's / better half's expectations :no:
All happened today,
1. I had stacked a bit of bike paraphenalia and tyres in the garage restricting 'er indoors' access to the light switch - she asked me to "sort it out" so I stuck a bamboo tomato pole so she could reach :shifty: she wasn't happy - WTF!
2. I jumped out of the shower this morning, she took one look at my back and said "you need a shave before we got to Oz" - I quickly did my chin :shifty: she wasn't happy - WTF!
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3. Lastly we are having a few mates round tonight for 'er indoors' birthday and she asked me to set up the seating - I did, three rows grandstand esque for the game tonight :shifty: she wasn't happy - WTF!

#1 I suggest you tell her to keep out of the garage, it's for storing stuff and fixing stuff and things like that, and whats she doin out of the kitchen anyway :shifty:

#2 :puke: TMI Crim TMI

#3 You need a biggerer telly :yes:

[98tls]

First row couches, then dining chairs, then bar stools :wings:

Works for me,down here ive got all set up,got a few coming round but sadly its started pissing down so looks like her indoors is going to get wet when its time to start up the bbq.............:no:in my dreams eh:laugh:

[tigertim20]

get her some life insurance . . . . .

[Eddieb]

Having met Crim's lovely wife I'd put my money on her winning ;)

[FJRider]

get her some life insurance . . . . .

Nah ... an invite for one of her female friends to come round and hold the umbrella ...

[FJRider]

G'day,

Thought I would post my little rant on here seeing as how one of today's instances is bike related - a little thread / rant about supplying a solution that didn't quite marry up to your partner's / wife's / better half's expectations :no:
All happened today,
1. I had stacked a bit of bike paraphenalia and tyres in the garage restricting 'er indoors' access to the light switch - she asked me to "sort it out" so I stuck a bamboo tomato pole so she could reach :shifty: she wasn't happy - WTF!
2. I jumped out of the shower this morning, she took one look at my back and said "you need a shave before we got to Oz" - I quickly did my chin :shifty: she wasn't happy - WTF!
3. Lastly we are having a few mates round tonight for 'er indoors' birthday and she asked me to set up the seating - I did, three rows grandstand esque for the game tonight :shifty: she wasn't happy - WTF!

1. Fit a security sensor switch/light in the garage ... no need to reach for anything ... if she keeps moving ...
2. Show her your funny side ... turn around ...
3. Shorten the leg length on the front row ... DONE ..

[98tls]

Nah ... an invite for one of her female friends to come round and hold the umbrella ...

Actually not a bad idea,one of her mates has huge saddlebags,set her up on a stool chest out and alls good,might even offer to stand under em myself "raindrops keep falling on my head":shifty:

[Maha]

Having met Crim's lovely wife I'd put my money on her winning ;)

Is she that big?...:confused:

[schrodingers cat]

Couldn't resist posting this old chestnut
http://www.speedzilla.com/forums/attachments/rc51-general-discussion/13105d1196291871-best-motorcycle-ad-ever-motorcycle-add.jpg

[Crim]

Is she that big?...:confused:

no not at all - I think Eddie may have been refering to her rapier sharp wit and ability to bring out an "implied facepalm" at will

[FJRider]

Is she that big?...:confused:

I'm guessing .. she's a woman you could never say no to ... in the nicest possible way ... of course ...

[Maha]

no not at all - I think Eddie may have been refering to her rapier sharp wit and ability to bring out an "implied facepalm" at will

....yes that can bring down even the manliest of men...:eek:

[FJRider]

Actually not a bad idea,one of her mates has huge saddlebags,set her up on a stool chest out and alls good,might even offer to stand under em myself "raindrops keep falling on my head":shifty:

Warning ..... some natural leathers stretch when it gets wet ... if those "saddle bags" are full ... :eek:

[Gremlin]

You're on a hiding to nothing.

1. Stop trying to understand her
2. Say "Yes Dear"
3. Enjoy your happy life :sunny:

[young1]

I got myself a new one, she is a Hawkes Bay girl (she thinks us blokes in the Naki are civilized) you can't go wrong!

[98tls]

I got myself a new one, she is a Hawkes Bay girl (she thinks us blokes in the Naki are civilized) you can't go wrong!

Congrats,considering your from the naki must be weird having a missus with only 2 nipples.:msn-wink:

[Eddieb]

no not at all - I think Eddie may have been refering to her rapier sharp wit and ability to bring out an "implied facepalm" at will

Yep, thats the one.

[FJRider]

I got myself a new one, she is a Hawkes Bay girl (she thinks us blokes in the Naki are civilized) you can't go wrong!

Don't take this the wrong way .... but ... I think she's just being polite ... :shifty:

[nzspokes]

Got rid of mine. To much bother. Wouldnt let me have a bike or a life. :no:

Now Ive got a bike and a hot girlfriend. :eek:

Happy times......

[allycatz]

So you didnt get her a nice little waitress frock for her b'day to serve the beers at half time???

[hellokitty]

I gave up going in the garage years ago - there is an area at the front where my bike is, and any further than that, I don't want to know....:no: too many bits of stuff that I have no idea what they are. The last time I went back there I knocked an arrangement of bits on the floor - I legged it pretty fast! As long as they stay in the garage and don't come into the house I am happy.
But, we have had bits of engine and body parts on the dining table :confused: but as it was my Dad's that my husband was fixing, I ignored it.

I thought the stick was a great idea to turn the light on with - must see if I can get one so I don't have to get too close to the spiders in my garage!

I have adopted a policy of blissful ignorance. Your wife should try it - it works quite well.

[hellokitty]

Got rid of mine. To much bother. Wouldnt let me have a bike or a life. :no:

Now Ive got a bike and a hot girlfriend. :eek:

Happy times......

I shopped around a bit to find a man who thought me learning to ride was a great idea..... I actually think he was more excited than me when I got my full license!
You can't have a partner who won't let you have a bike! Hell, there are so many worse hobbies a man could have...

[Shadows]

There's no way of understanding women because the psychotic and schizophrenic are notoriously unpredictable

[hellokitty]

There's no way of understanding women because the psychotic and schizophrenic are notoriously unpredictable

throw in some hormones <_< and it gets confusing

[FJRider]

I shopped around a bit to find a man who thought me learning to ride was a great idea..... I actually think he was more excited than me when I got my full license!
You can't have a partner who won't let you have a bike! Hell, there are so many worse hobbies a man could have...

Did he then fit the single seat on HIS bike ... ??? :shifty:

One of the WORST one's ... is another woman ... :eek:

[hellokitty]

Did he then fit the single seat on HIS bike ... ??? :shifty:

One of the WORST one's ... is another woman ... :eek:

I would rather he drool over his race bike than another woman.
He didn't have a road bike when I met him and I don't do pillion, never have, never will.

[FJRider]

I would rather he drool over his race bike than another woman.

He most likely would too ... :killingme


He didn't have a road bike when I met him and I don't do pillion, never have, never will.

I consider myself told ... :spanking:

[hellokitty]

I consider myself told ... :spanking:

Good boy... :laugh:

[FJRider]

Good boy... :laugh:

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[Banditbandit]

G'day,

3. Lastly we are having a few mates round tonight for 'er indoors' birthday and she asked me to set up the seating - I did, three rows grandstand esque for the game tonight :shifty: she wasn't happy - WTF!

So I guess now she's pissed because she made you sleep on the couch on her birthday - and she didn't get All her presents ???

Women ay? Can't live with them - not allowed to hunt them.

[Grubber]

G'day,

Thought I would post my little rant on here seeing as how one of today's instances is bike related - a little thread / rant about supplying a solution that didn't quite marry up to your partner's / wife's / better half's expectations :no:
All happened today,
1. I had stacked a bit of bike paraphenalia and tyres in the garage restricting 'er indoors' access to the light switch - she asked me to "sort it out" so I stuck a bamboo tomato pole so she could reach :shifty: she wasn't happy - WTF!
2. I jumped out of the shower this morning, she took one look at my back and said "you need a shave before we got to Oz" - I quickly did my chin :shifty: she wasn't happy - WTF!
242583
3. Lastly we are having a few mates round tonight for 'er indoors' birthday and she asked me to set up the seating - I did, three rows grandstand esque for the game tonight :shifty: she wasn't happy - WTF!

So ok, I still don't get what she was goin off about, don't see any issues here at all!

Happy birthday by the way Mrs Crim!

[Ratti]

:not: :not: :not: :not: :not: :not: :not:


I like a man who bows to our obvious superiority.

It does make our life so much easier.

p.s I liked the stick solution too, works for me!

[007XX]

I like a man who bows to our obvious superiority.

It does make our life so much easier.


In the short term perhaps, but then what? Booorriiiing...

I like a man who has enough brains to prove me wrong. Now THAT keeps me interested :D

And garage? Man's territory, leave it the fuck alone. As long as he leaves me the ruling of the house, I can definitely concede to keeping my nose out of his "man cave"!

[Banditbandit]

I like a man who bows to our obvious superiority.

It does make our life so much easier.

p.s I liked the stick solution too, works for me!

Yeah .. I like the stick too .. women should be beaten and not herd ...

[FJRider]

I like a man who bows to our obvious superiority.

It does make our life so much easier.

As it is in most cases ... pointless to argue ... life for us is then so much easier too ... :yes:

[Ratti]

In the short term perhaps, but then what? Booorriiiing...
I like a man who has enough brains to prove me wrong. Now THAT keeps me interested :D

So where does one find one of these paragons? Few and far between in my life thus far

[/QUOTE]And garage? Man's territory, leave it the fuck alone. As long as he leaves me the ruling of the house, I can definitely concede to keeping my nose out of his "man cave"![/QUOTE]

I guess I'm lucky, I got the shed as well as the house. When it was my hubbys tho, I stayed out of it. Had my own cave out the back of the house.




As it is in most cases ... pointless to argue ... life for us is then so much easier too ... :yes:

That works!

[007XX]

So where does one find one of these paragons? Few and far between in my life thus far
!

Granted, there are a rare species... especially if they're neither gay nor already taken, or right arseholes, or whatever else.

But they do exist! A couple used to roam around here :yes:

[Ratti]

greedy! If you have a spare, send him down my way :yes:

I'll even pay the courier cost!