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YellowDog
10th July 2011, 06:34
A guy is sitting at home alone when he hears a knock on the front door.
When he opens the door, he encounters two sheriff's deputies, one of whom asks if he is married and, if so, whether the deputy can see a picture of the wife.

The guy says "sure" and shows him a picture of his wife.

The deputy looks carefully at the picture and then gravely says, "I'm sorry sir, but it looks like your wife's been hit by a truck."

The guy says, "I know, but she has a great personality, is an excellent cook, and lets me play golf whenever I want to!" :laugh:

Vacquer0
10th July 2011, 06:47
Q. How do you know when your wife is dead?


A. The sex is better but the dishes start stacking up!

HQfiend
10th July 2011, 10:02
I couldn't find the fuckin' thingy that peels the fuckn carrots and potatoes, so I asked the kids if they'd seen it. They told me she left yesterday!