Wtf?

[James Deuce]

Happened to all the entertaining posts? I want more crashes, more trapped under my bike in the driveway posts, and inappropriate posts about thongs and menstrual cycles please.

Note the Oxford comma. I knew I was right about that.

[Headbanger]

FFS, I recently went out and got a ticket for $1000 just so I would have material to make a semi-interesting thread, I'm damned if I'm now going to go and crash my bike on the driveway again just for other peoples entertainment.

[James Deuce]

You're good HB, and always entertaining.

Bring back Winja.

[Ronin]

Pardon????????????????????

[James Deuce]

Pardon????????????????????

Oh, come on!

[Big Dave]

Arse Biscuit.

[ducatilover]

I second the Winja notion (motion? <_< )

[Gremlin]

a new low in thread quality is reached...

[Gone Burger]

Arse Biscuit.

It seems you never fail to make me laugh Big Dave. Cheers for that, it's choice

[James Deuce]

a new low in thread quality is reached...

That's the point. No one's trying anymore.

[James Deuce]

It seems you never fail to make me laugh Big Dave. Cheers for that, it's choice

He had to post because the second most entertaining feature after Winja is no more. RIP tags.

[unstuck]

My brother wrapped his bike around a pine tree on our track last weekend.He was riding his lovingly restored 1978 TF 185.Final lap of the day too.:killingme

[yungatart]

What is an Oxford comma?

[Maha]

What is an Oxford comma?

One that is not used at Cambridge?...

[pzkpfw]

What is an Oxford comma?

The one in front of the "and" in the first line of his post.

It's used by angry short people.

[Paul in NZ]

The one in front of the "and" in the first line of his post.

It's used by angry short people.

Oh - so its like an irate abbreviation?

Anyway - whos got time for motorbikes at the moment, wild weather and life are keeping me well entertained.... I cant even get into the shed...

[sinfull]

I cant even get into the shed...

Yeah i've added a bit of "wieght" over the last few months also !

[Paul in NZ]

Yeah i've added a bit of "wieght" over the last few months also !

Pfft - I'm using the winter months to become a lean mean machine man.... I'll float like a blimp and sting like a dumpling....

[gijoe1313]

I have noticed the flaming torches, burning pitch, feathers, tar and pitchforks have not been used for a long while ... I guess we need a new waving thread, bash the popo thread, honduhs are ghay thread, the gubbermint is an arse biscuit thread ... or any combination of red-necked, short on facts, shoot from the hip opinion thread! :shutup:

[Big Dave]

or any combination of red-necked, short on facts, shoot from the hip opinion thread!

Get me a beer, n00b.

[James Deuce]

I already asked his girlfriend to get me some eggs.

[Ronin]

I once crashed a menstrual cycle in the driveway while doing a wheelie which was neither big, nor clever.

[Paul in NZ]

I once crashed a menstrual cycle in the driveway while doing a wheelie which was neither big, nor clever.

Bloody idiot - theres not been a man born yet that can handle a fully derestricted menstral cycle on one wheel.... You need to attend a refresher course, pick up some skills etc...

[Ronin]

Bloody idiot - theres not been a man born yet that can handle a fully derestricted menstral cycle on one wheel.... You need to attend a refresher course, pick up some skills etc...

I should never have taken the training wheels off.

[Big Dave]

I'm in favour of the comma. I think that containing a phrase, if only for the sake of context, is superior to the convention, and I'm not afraid to use it.

And my convention says it's fine to begin with, for added emphasis only.

Conversely, and germane, is that it is a device used by Adams, D. Almost, in this case, ironically.

[Big Dave]

Ponder this:

Write a sentence that makes sense using 10 two letter words only.

[Shadowjack]

I'm in favour of the comma. I think that containing a phrase, if only for the sake of context, is superior to the convention, and I'm not afraid to use it.

And my convention says it's fine to begin with, for added emphasis only.

Conversely, and germane, is that it is a device used by Adams, D. Almost, in this case, ironically.
I am supposed to be writing a report this afternoon.
It was bad enough with the apostrophe catastrophe; the comma will likely put me in a coma.

[007XX]

I have heard much of this Winja, alas, never was I given the chance to partake in light banter with the man himself... before my time he was :yes:

Frankly, my own mentrual cycle pisses me off enough that I don't feel like boring the Humpaloompas out of anybody else with it.

But I do wholeheartedly agree something must be done to revive the KB playground.

Trouble is, most of the really entertaining characters are now gone (no disrespect meant to thread starter and participants so far)... But where are the Mandownunder, Jrandom, Grahameeboy, SPB, Deviant Esq, Deano, but to name a few???

*sigh* I miss you guys :crybaby::crybaby::crybaby:

[bogan]

That's the point. No one's trying anymore.

A lot of the good threads were started/continued by those in a niche of incompetence. Those incompetent enough to have entertaining exploits, but not so incompetent as to make a hash of it. With the abundance of illiterate newbies on the site, perhaps the division has grown too great?

[Ronin]

I'm in favour of the comma. I think that containing a phrase, if only for the sake of context, is superior to the convention, and I'm not afraid to use it.

And my convention says it's fine to begin with, for added emphasis only.

Conversely, and germane, is that it is a device used by Adams, D. Almost, in this case, ironically.

Best, post, ever.

Ironical in that you speak as you type.

[bogan]

Best, post, ever.

Ironical in that you speak as you type.

Not really, as irony is when....

....there is a sharp incongruity or discordance that goes beyond the simple and evident intention of words or actions

[Maha]

I have heard much of this Winja, alas, never was I given the chance to partake in light banter with the man himself... before my time he was :yes:

Frankly, my own mentrual cycle pisses me off enough that I don't feel like boring the Humpaloompas out of anybody else with it.

But I do wholeheartedly agree something must be done to revive the KB playground.

Trouble is, most of the really entertaining characters are now gone (no disrespect meant to thread starter and participants so far)... But where are the Mandownunder, Jrandom, Grahameeboy, SPB, Deviant Esq, Deano, but to name a few???

*sigh* I miss you guys :crybaby::crybaby::crybaby:

ManDownUnder called in a few weeks ago...nice suprise...:love:
G/boy rang last night as he does from time to time...:corn:
Winja was but a blip in the grand scheme of things...
I have said it before that, if those that keep asking about him knew why he was no longer here, the asking would probably stop.

[Usarka]

I once crashed a menstrual cycle in the driveway while doing a wheelie which was neither big, nor clever.

Did you take time off work?

[Ronin]

Did you take time off work?

Luck had it that it was my period off day anyway.

[Big Dave]

Did you take time off work?

If I was drinking coffee it would have sprayed the monitor.

[Str8 Jacket]

Bring back Winja!! Too many people take this interdweeps thing way to seriously!

[007XX]

ManDownUnder called in a few weeks ago...nice suprise...:love:
G/boy rang last night as he does from time to time...:corn:


Eh don't get me wrong... Those I have named I will from time to time hear from as well, apart from G/boy.
But my point was, when I got onto KB 5 or so years ago, there was a whole bunch of folks here who didn't mind taking the piss and talk about other things than intellectual ramblings on the valour or shortcomings of using a comma :rolleyes:

This place was a light hearted social network where we could talk about anything and have fun doing it.

I'd love to dredge up some of the old threads to demonstrate my point :innocent:. I was going through a few of them the other day and was giggling away at the nonsense we were all up to, from MSTRS threesome thread to the infamous KB Arses :love:

[Ronin]

Not really, as irony is when....

Or When...


The quality or state of an event being both coincidental and contradictory in a humorous or poignant and extremely improbable way.

[bogan]

Or When...

I must be missunderstanding the contradictory bit then...

[Big Dave]

Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.

[Big Dave]

If it is to be it is up to me.

[Kickaha]

It's used by angry short people.

Gimli Deuce



I have heard much of this Winja, alas, never was I given the chance to partake in light banter with the man himself... before my time he was :yes:

Light banter? :killingme

[007XX]

Light banter? :killingme

Yeah well, c'mon... what the heck was I gonna call it? :facepalm:

[Pussy]

Yeah well, c'mon... what the heck was I gonna call it? :facepalm:

"Shitfight" is the term you're looking for, V!

You're welcome! :)

[007XX]

"Shitfight" is the term you're looking for, V!

You're welcome! :)

The only shitfight I ever got into was within a week of being on KB, and it was with Boomer... Who would've had known that would happen eh?

But none since, cos I'z an angel.

[Pussy]

The only shitfight I ever got into was within a week of being on KB, and it was with Boomer... Who would've had known that would happen eh?

But none since, cos I'z an angel.

You haven't got time to be posting on here, V!
Get back in the kitchen and do some more of that Gordon Blue stuff......

[007XX]

You haven't got time to be posting on here, V!
Get back in the kitchen and do some more of that Gordon Blue stuff......

Philistine... It is Cordon Bleu!

I've already fed my famiy I will have you know :p

Maple mustard chicken with roast vegetables.

[Usarka]

Maple mustard chicken with roast vegetables.

Cordon bleeeeeeuuuuuhhhhhh :sick:

[Mom]

That's the point. No one's trying anymore.

Look here wanker! Your holier than thou attitude really fucken grates.

[Mom]

You haven't got time to be posting on here, V!
Get back in the kitchen and do some more of that Gordon Blue stuff......

I wish she would post more.


Philistine... It is Cordon Bleu!

I've already fed my famiy I will have you know :p

Maple mustard chicken with roast vegetables.

Show us ya tits!

[Pussy]

Philistine... It is Cordon Bleu!



Pffft! Anyone would think that it's a French term!....

[007XX]

Cordon bleeeeeeuuuuuhhhhhh :sick:

Meh... everyone's a critic, which certainly never assures the quality of said criticism.



Show us ya tits!

eeerrr, love the vote of confidence there mate, but I assure you there ain't nothing to write home about on that subject :gob:

[Pussy]

eeerrr, love the vote of confidence there mate, but I assure you there ain't nothing to write home about on that subject :gob:

We'll be the judge of that! Pics please!!

[007XX]

Pffft! Anyone would think that it's a French term!....

Gee, ya think? What gave it away? :shifty:

I bet its the (not so) faint whiff of arrogance, the aroma of condescending overtone, the...

Oh hang on, I think something's burning in my kitchen...

[Usarka]

Meh... everyone's a critic, which certainly never assures the quality of said criticism.



Jealousy manifests itself in many forms (ie it actually sounded nice can i have some please :D). I had burritos with chicken, refried beans, salsa, quacemole etc. Needed more beer though.

[Mom]

Jealousy manifests itself in many forms (ie it actually sounded nice can i have some please :D). I had burritos with chicken, refried beans, salsa, quacemole etc. Needed more beer though.

Sloppy shit! We dined on finest beef, slow cooked in red wine jus with garlic mash, and seasonal veges :blip:

[007XX]

We'll be the judge of that! Pics please!!

fark off!!! You can say please all you like trouble, ain't gonna happen :blink:

[riffer]

fark off!!! You can say please all you like trouble, ain't gonna happen :blink:

Well that's a damn shame. :angry:

[007XX]

Jealousy manifests itself in many forms (ie it actually sounded nice can i have some please :D).

Aaaww, well you just needed to say that first you big goof :)

I've given dinner to a few Kbers before, and managed not to kill them LOL

[007XX]

Well that's a damn shame. :angry:

I didn't say I would remain completely in the dark though :shifty:

I smell a return of the good ol days in the air:woohoo:

[pzkpfw]

Philistine... It is Cordon Bleu!

You are clearly too young to remember this from the Dominion: http://www.guter.org/gordon_blue.htm

[007XX]

You are clearly too young to remember this from the Dominion: http://www.guter.org/gordon_blue.htm

Thank you very much for that :)

I'm not sure whether it is because of my age, or just because I am still not as Kiwi as I'd like to be after 15 years here.

And yes, I too get really annoyed if someone splats tomato sauce on the food I've prepared even before tasting it... How rude!

[Pussy]

And yes, I too get really annoyed if someone splats tomato sauce on the food I've prepared even before tasting it... How rude!

Yeah... but what about French waiters who try to palm off bottles of Dom Perignon 1946 wine to you??? They're trying to get rid of all their old stock instead of giving you fresh stuff!! :)

[ducatilover]

So, this is about cooking now?
I'll go get my vagina on.

[007XX]

So, this is about cooking now?
I'll go get my vagina on.

Even with that, you wouldn't be able to keep up :p

(they make them detachable now? :blink:)

[ducatilover]

Even with that, you wouldn't be able to keep up :p

(they make them detachable now? :blink:)

Damn! Mine fell off when I sold the Honda, but, I scooped it up quick smart, someone else may have found it and abused it

[007XX]

Damn! Mine fell off when I sold the Honda, but, I scooped it up quick smart, someone else may have found it and abused it

eh, you know what they say: Reduce, reuse, recycle!

Ok, so more on topic:http://thongbattle.com/Babes-In-Thongs/IDreamOfJana/I-Dream-of-Jana-poses-in-public-in-a-blue-thong/img/I-Dream-of-Jana-poses-in-public-in-a-blue-thong003.jpg

[schrodingers cat]

The original post said 'bring on the flame wars' and before you know it the peeps were talking the relative merits of butter vs. margarine in the culinary arena.

FFS.

If you must digress then margarine vs. baked beans in the slutty wrestle mania sleaze pit would be tolerated as an aside.

Moving along to the multiple commas. Very loosely speaking - use them like a breath.
Don't fucking hyperventilate.

And make a bit more effort with the spelling too everybody. Its a computer. It has spell check.

Fuck you very much

[Pussy]

The original post said 'bring on the flame wars' and before you know it the peeps were talking the relative merits of butter vs. margarine in the culinary arena.

FFS.

If you must digress then margarine vs. baked beans in the slutty wrestle mania sleaze pit would be tolerated as an aside.

Moving along to the multiple commas. Very loosely speaking - use them like a breath.
Don't fucking hyperventilate.

And make a bit more effort with the spelling too everybody. Its a computer. It has spell check.

Fuck you very much

You ever thought about taking a long walk on a short pier??

[schrodingers cat]

You ever thought about taking a long walk on a short pier??

oNLY IF YOU HOLD MY HAND.

sTAY IN CONTEXT DARLING

[Usarka]

You ever thought about taking a long walk on a short pier??

That saying is older than helen clarke's strap-on!

[Pussy]

oNLY IF YOU HOLD MY HAND.

sTAY IN CONTEXT DARLING

Fix your caps lock first

[Pussy]

That saying is older than helen clarke's strap-on!

So??? Did I say it was an original??

[Usarka]

So??? Did I say it was an original??

You can say that again!

[schrodingers cat]

Fix your caps lock first

At least I'm TRYING to make my posts interesting.

Any chance of you reciprocating? Or you more of Wankle proponent?

[schrodingers cat]

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b220/semtexcow/rotary-communism.jpg

[Pussy]

At least I'm TRYING to make my posts interesting.

Any chance of you reciprocating? Or you more of Wankle proponent?

I might just whip outside and watch the lawn grow for a while. Be more exciting than reading YOUR work.

[Usarka]

I might just whip outside and watch the lawn grow for a while. Be more exciting than reading YOUR work.

It's dark bro.

[Big Dave]

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[Madness]

Bit cold for watching grass grow, innit? Or maybe that's a secret code for "I'm going out to the garden to eat Magic Mushrooms" :innocent:

[fuknKIWI]

a new low in thread quality is reached...
Aaw c'mon we CAN drag it down further.

[Pussy]

Aaw c'mon we CAN drag it down further.

Shouldn't be too difficult to get it lower than a Dachsund's balls before too long. Where is Mair the elder when you need him??

[Hitcher]

One feels an Oxford coma coming on.

[Pussy]

One feels an Oxford coma coming on.

Ju'st make sure ewe yoose it write...

[Pussy]

You can all go take a running jump at yourselves, anyway.
I'm bored with this.

[Hitcher]

I'm bored with this.

One knows the perfect remedy for such a malaise. It's known as an ArseBiscuit(TM).

[McJim]

Fuckin' engine fell off my bike a year and a half ago and I've become a skinny prick with shaved legs and wearing lycra. At least the bike's still Italian and air cooled eh?:rofl:

[Madness]

This thread needs pictures...

http://ih1.redbubble.net/work.6160147.2.sticker,375x360.arse-biscuits-v1.png

You can tell when it's winter on KB. The drivel turns to custard.

[McJim]

This thread needs pictures...

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You can tell when it's winter on KB. The drivel turns to custard.

You ain't seen nothing yet. Wait until I get onto my second bottle of vino. (and, of course when I get my broadband back - I hate getting dumped with dial up for downloading too much porn)

[schrodingers cat]

I might just whip outside and watch the lawn grow for a while. Be more exciting than reading YOUR work.

Make my day. Hell, make everybodies day.

When I see your posts I think, 'All that page space wasted for an inevitable single line of white noise'

If you should bring yourself to reply please attempt to entertain the forum. Exercise some wit if you are so equipped.
At least add a pretty picture so the view isn't a total waste.
Naked women may even earn you bling

[schrodingers cat]

and I've become a skinny prick...

WHAT! Your dick shrank too? Or did I read that wrong.

Not for me cobber. Those things are bloody dangerous didn't your mother tell you?

[Trudes]

Bring back Tags!!! Jaysus!

[Crasherfromwayback]

Shouldn't be too difficult to get it lower than a

Which reminds me...

What's black and tan, and walks backwards up stairways?




A Dachsund with a hard on.

[Swoop]

I bet its the (not so) faint whiff of arrogance, the aroma of condescending overtone, the...

Oh hang on, I think something's burning in my kitchen...
You know when dinner's ready when the smoke alarm goes off.:woohoo:

[McJim]

WHAT! Your dick shrank too? Or did I read that wrong.

Not for me cobber. Those things are bloody dangerous didn't your mother tell you?

You ride a TF 185 and you have the cheek to talk to me about riding a pushie? Well done! You're bang on topic with that comment coz it certainly made me say WTF? If you're that interested in the size of my dick I'll just have to haul arse up to Christchurch and tell you to "Brace yersel' Laddie!"

Funny how we express ourselveds though innit? I used to be a fat cunt and now I'm a skinny prick. How does that shit work? :rofl:

[Kickaha]

Funny how we express ourselveds though innit? I used to be a fat cunt and now I'm a skinny prick. How does that shit work? :rofl:

You're still a cunt though :finger:

[Usarka]

You're still a cunt though :finger:

I was going to say "still a dodgy scotsman".

You have such a way with words. :lol:

[Kickaha]

You have such a way with words. :lol:

It's because I went to the right school

[Pussy]

It's because I went to the right school

You got a scholarship to reform school, didn't you??

[Berries]

I used to be a fat cunt and now I'm a skinny prick. How does that shit work? :rofl:
Chocolate covered deep fried delights are rare in New Zealand?

[scumdog]

What is an Oxford comma?

An Oxford resident who is unconscious???

Let's restart that thread on what to use for dunny paper when you haven't got any....:sick:

[scumdog]

I didn't say I would remain completely in the dark though :shifty:

I smell a return of the good ol days in the air:woohoo:

You can post smells on the internet???:blink:

(Got any used knickers?:shifty:)

[schrodingers cat]

You ride a TF 185

psssst - don't believe everything you read on te interwebz...:yes:

[Devil]

What the fuck is the internet?

[007XX]

You're still a cunt though :finger:

Yeah, but Scottish... Being Scottish makes it better, no matter what :love:


You can post smells on the internet???:blink:

(Got any used knickers?:shifty:)

Scratch your screen and ya never know what might happen.


psssst - don't believe everything you read on te interwebz...:yes:

Note to self: Suspicions were correct...disregard all posts by Schrodinger's pussy as unsupported drivel.

Glad we cleared that up.

[Kickaha]

Yeah, but Scottish... Being Scottish makes it better, no matter what :love:.


Scottish? I thought he was English:shifty:

[007XX]

Scottish? I thought he was English:shifty:

Just like the infamous Scottish thread, that particular debate is like beating up on a dead horse :shutup:

Still... Scots' accent's hot, full stop...Or is that Irish? :innocent:

[McJim]

Scottish? I thought he was English:shifty:

Wow! they still let Australians like you post on here? :rofl:

[scumdog]

Wow! they still let Australians like you post on here? :rofl:


Aye, them Ockers are everywhur..

[McJim]

psssst - don't believe everything you read on te interwebz...:yes:

So now you're embarrassed about your ride?:facepalm:

[schrodingers cat]

So now you're embarrassed about your ride?:facepalm:

Today VINZ sent me a warrent reminder. Apparently in my other life I have made several mistakes - namely buying a KLR 650 and secondly taking it to VINZ.

Ahhh the Mudbug. Even removing the lights and taking the baffle out of the muffler didn't make it as cool as my cobbers DT100.

Happy days carving up the lignite pit down the road. Gate off the hinges and hours o fun.