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Str8 Jacket
5th July 2005, 14:34
Okay, so im having a slow day! Just thought everyone needed a bit of a laugh with all the events that have taken place recently . . .

A woman once said that a man is like a deck of cards . . . . you need:

A Heart to love him

A Diamond to marry him

A Club to smash his fucken head in

A Spade to bury the bastard.
Biff
5th July 2005, 14:36
OUCH!!


Oh well - if we really must have a thread just to please da wimmin...


NOT WORK SAFE - NUDE THINGIES
Str8 Jacket
5th July 2005, 14:42
OUCH!!



NOT WORK SAFE - NUDE THINGIES

Goddamn it, see its warnings like this that let my curiosity get the better of me :nono:
Just had to look didn't I . . . . :clap: :rofl:
ManDownUnder
5th July 2005, 17:35
JEES BIFF!!!!!!


Nice one - very funny!:rofl:
placidfemme
5th July 2005, 17:54
Goddamn it, see its warnings like this that let my curiosity get the better of me :nono:
Just had to look didn't I . . . . :clap: :rofl:

lol me too and on a work computer no less :rofl:
Patch
5th July 2005, 19:35
Great little poke from the ladies :clap:


Bloody nice reply from the blokes :rofl: :motu:
DingDong
5th July 2005, 19:59
Okay, so im having a slow day! Just thought everyone needed a bit of a laugh with all the events that have taken place recently . . .

A woman once said that a man is like a deck of cards . . . . you need:

A Heart to love him

A Diamond to marry him

A Club to smash his fucken head in

A Spade to bury the bastard.

And a Joker to cheat on him... dont forget that joker :rofl:
DingDong
5th July 2005, 20:02
OUCH!!


Oh well - if we really must have a thread just to please da wimmin...


Please say these were collect by Mrs Biff... :no:
Biff
5th July 2005, 23:07
Please say these were collect by Mrs Biff... :no:

Alas no - I get sent these 'kind' of 'funnies' by a mates wife. So everytime she sends me these kind photos I send her video clips of Asian ladies doing tricks with ping pong balls etc.

Shame I can't post them here.
SixPackBack
6th July 2005, 06:51
Alas no - I get sent these 'kind' of 'funnies' by a mates wife. So everytime she sends me these kind photos I send her video clips of Asian ladies doing tricks with ping pong balls etc.

Shame I can't post them here.

Asian lady's juggling ping pong balls, whats wrong with that......
Maximus
6th July 2005, 11:09
Jesus Hell's (str8 Jacket) your a worry!! :motu: And people wonder why your single! :whistle: Btw, do you actually do any work when your at work? :Pokey: (p/t)
placidfemme
6th July 2005, 12:23
Jesus Hell's (str8 Jacket) your a worry!! :motu: And people wonder why your single! :whistle: Btw, do you actually do any work when your at work? :Pokey: (p/t)

Of course he does... he works VERY hard at entertaining us ladies with funny things like these.. great pay packet too
enigma51
6th July 2005, 12:27
Asian lady's juggling ping pong balls, whats wrong with that......
Yeah I also want to know what is wrong with ladies juggling ping pong balls? :ride:
Biff
6th July 2005, 12:41
Yeah I also want to know what is wrong with ladies juggling ping pong balls? :ride:

They don't use their hands.......
SixPackBack
6th July 2005, 15:58
They don't use their hands.......

What do they use? and when can we see it?
ManDownUnder
6th July 2005, 16:30
What do they use? and when can we see it?

That 2nd Q is something no-one in their right mind would ever ask biff... please retract it immediately!

MDU
SixPackBack
6th July 2005, 16:41
That 2nd Q is something no-one in their right mind would ever ask biff... please retract it immediately!

MDU

The suspense is killing me........
ManDownUnder
6th July 2005, 16:53
The suspense is killing me........

OH GOD NO - Don't mention suspenders too...

He'll get to the point of no return and simply have to spill everything. It'll be all over... no comeback and we'll be left holding the baby...:rofl:
Biff
7th July 2005, 12:47
OH GOD NO - Don't mention suspenders too...

He'll get to the point of no return and simply have to spill everything. It'll be all over... no comeback and we'll be left holding the baby...:rofl:

Too late. Anyone have a tissue handy?
ManDownUnder
7th July 2005, 12:51
Too late. Anyone have a tissue handy?

ah ah ah ah TSCHOO

... this one do ya?:clap:
enigma51
7th July 2005, 12:55
They don't use their hands.......
Do they use there feet?
Biff
7th July 2005, 17:37
Do they use there feet?

Right end.
Need some help?
Imagine the noise made when de-corking a bottle of champagne...... :whistle:
SixPackBack
7th July 2005, 17:48
ping ball girls.....ping ball girls....... ping ball girls, c'mon ping ball girls
DingDong
7th July 2005, 17:55
Right end.
Need some help?
Imagine the noise made when de-corking a bottle of champagne...... :whistle:
Please refer to Aussie movie "Pracilla Queen of the Desert" to find more info on Ping pong girls... I think her name in Lingling or sumit :yes:
SixPackBack
7th July 2005, 18:02
Stop fucking around Biff and give us the ping ball girls web site address , you know you want to....