Everything is bigger in Texas!

[Crasherfromwayback]

And if the baby wasn't born by caesarean, the mother would have the biggest hole in Texas!

All welcome 'The Moose'

http://nz.lifestyle.yahoo.com/practical-parenting/pregnancy-birth/labour-birth/article/-/9821167/7-25kg-baby-born-in-texas/

[007XX]

Oh FUCK THAT!!!! Thank goodness the poor woman had a caeserian...

I delivered both of my 8 pounders naturally, and that was bad enough :blink::shit:

[Colapop]

My girl was born 10 pound 12 oz. It was good coz I tend to drop little babies

[jaffaonajappa]

My girl was born 10 pound 12 oz. It was good coz I tend to drop little babies

Now thats Odd...how many babies have you dropped?

[Crasherfromwayback]

Oh FUCK THAT!!!! Thank goodness the poor woman had a caeserian...

I delivered both of my 8 pounders naturally, and that was bad enough :blink::shit:

One of the guys I used to work for years ago, his wife gave birth naturally (well, as naturally as you can get giving birth to a boy, not a baby) to a 13lb'er!!

[Colapop]

Now thats Odd...how many babies have you dropped?
Not many! And I qualified the accident by previously stating that if it was given to me I wouldn't be responsible for it :innocent:

[Trouser]

My old man was 16lbs and came out the normal way. Yikes.:shit:

[Hitcher]

The fat baby's name is now on our Wall Of Shame(TM) at work.

[Colapop]

My old man was 16lbs and came out the normal way. Yikes.:shit:
He 'came out' the normal way? What's the normal way to 'come out'?? My mate came out by taking her girlfriend to a family dinner... :innocent:

[007XX]

My old man was 16lbs and came out the normal way. Yikes.:shit:

I reckon there should be a law that says you're obligated to disclose that particular information to any potential mate you're about to get involved with, for the purpose of future reproduction.

I mean c'mon!!! She has to knowingly get her Poonany to go through this... Elective surgery, anyone? And for the record, I'm pro natural delivery all the way, bar a few extreme cases: THAT would be one of them :gob:

Disclaimer: all this said in the best spirit of making peeps giggle about vaginas, since ages ago

[Stirts]

The perfect gift voucher for Janet....

http://engrishfunny.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/vagina-repair.jpg?w=500&h=378

[mashman]

I reckon there should be a law that says you're obligated to disclose that particular information to any potential mate you're about to get involved with, for the purpose of future reproduction.

I mean c'mon!!! She has to knowingly get her Poonany to go through this...


Heh, no man would dare lie about such a thing :innocent:... honest babe, I have a small head, therefore our children should have small heads too... ohhhhhhh you're gonna stitch that flappy thing back on again, fair play doc :)

Then it's her own fault for putting her bits through such trauma :shifty:

[Gremlin]

I reckon there should be a law that says you're obligated to disclose that particular information to any potential mate you're about to get involved with, for the purpose of future reproduction.

I mean c'mon!!! She has to knowingly get her Poonany to go through this...
Poor poor poonany... it would never be the same again huh? :no:

[007XX]

Heh, no man would dare lie about such a thing

Then it's her own fault for putting her bits through such trauma :shifty:

Well aren't you just a peach!? :spanking:


Poor poor poonany... it would never be the same again huh? :no:

Ya think??? :eek: I mean, forget cute nicknames like "mound of pleasure" or "cave of delight"...

After a 16", i'm rather certain we'd be safe to assume that we'd be looking at "the dangers of white water rafting in the Grand Canyon" ... Echo contest, anyone?

[Crasherfromwayback]

I mean, forget cute nicknames like "mound of pleasure" or "cave of delight"...



You forgot "spam purse".

[flyingcrocodile46]

You forgot "spam purse".

And Meat Flower

[007XX]

You forgot "spam purse".

:shifty: Almost as cute as you are!

[Crasherfromwayback]

:shifty: Almost as cute as you are!

Nothing is that cute!

[007XX]

Nothing is that cute!

Sorry, but you'd lose to this fella:

http://api.ning.com/files/vTEzbzGECwb2HVdFqkiEYvi*jU1xJyF75oxp8Z44mtvCDBk4zn Re89C-cdnrrDXXuPinBQEOA102*Gnv5iEBLJMTO5p4b3Zk/How_Much_is_That_Puppy__by_mubblegum.jpg

[Crasherfromwayback]

That linky no work! And on another funny note...you should see the red rep from Chesire cat in caps lock for the op.

"BE CAREFULL WHO YOU GIVE SHIT TO ON THE INTERNET WANKER"

Well here's my response...

Go fuck yourself you miserable cunt.

[Colapop]

Internet fights are real!!

[Crasherfromwayback]

Internet fights are real!!

Old Chesire certainly got her flaps in a twist over it for some reason.

[Colapop]

I thought Cheshire Cats were smilers? You obviously bring out the best in some people!

[Crasherfromwayback]

I thought Cheshire Cats were smilers? You obviously bring out the best in some people!

They normally 'Grin'.