Bike thief crashes

[steve_t]

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=10738245

A man suffered serious head injuries when a stolen motorcycle he was riding collided with a van in west Auckland today.

He was not wearing a helmet, said Constable Paul Hayward of the Serious Crash Unit.

Emergency services were called to the intersection of Barrys Rd and Hepburn Rd, Glendene, shortly after midday.

The motorcyclist had been travelling up Barrys Rd when it went through a T-junction and crashed into the side of a van, Mr Hayward said.

It did not appear to have been a high-speed crash but because the rider was not wearing a helmet he had serious head injuries.

He was taken to Auckland Hospital.

The driver of the van was shocked but uninjured.

[Katman]

No worries, our ACC levies will fix him right up.

[White trash]

No worries, our ACC levies will fix him right up.

Maybe he'll die and save the world the drama?

[Blinkwing]

So do our ACC levies go up as a result of this opportune thief simply being on a motorcycle?

[fokky]

Classic............ya gotta love karma.:yes:

[Elysium]

So do our ACC levies go up as a result of this opportune thief simply being on a motorcycle?

What!?, nahhhh:innocent:

[hayd3n]

what a winner

[Waxxa]

it is cases like this that as 'person' is committing a criminal act and is injured during that offence, that person should be made to cover all costs associated with that criminal act!

In this case the cost of hospitalisation, repair to the van that was damaged, assistance to the van driver if required, damage to the bike, damage to the property whilst stealing the bike, etc.

why does ACC cover injuries that criminals get while committing crime?

[imdying]

A man suffered serious head injuries when a stolen motorcycle he was riding collided with a van in west Auckland today.Assuming he is indeed a bike thief, then that's the best news I've had all week :sunny:

[Latte]

Wonder if it was a black YZ450 with JD Graphics ?

[nzmikey]

why does ACC cover injuries that criminals get while committing crime?

I think this was questioned in a thread awhile back (http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/archive/index.php/t-109824.html)



A few years ago some cock escaped from prison up north, when he jumped off the wall he injured a leg (or both) - he was rewarded a lump ACC payment for his injuries.

And a while back some cock jumped into the lion enclosure at the zoo - he was rewarded ACC money for his injuries ..........

And then there was this guy who was vacuuming in the privacy of his own house and .........

[JMemonic]

Bugger, trying to find some empathy......


Nup the bottle is empty.

[gammaguy]

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[Katman]

So where do all the "ACC IS A NO FAULT SYSTEM!!!!" people sit with this one?

[Hiflyer]

Wonder if it was stolen from a dealership?

To be honest i hope he doesn't actually get any permanent brain damage from this. He could be young and dumb and caught up in the wrong crowd and if it's a once off I seriously hope the owner gets reimbursed fully and the guy can learn his lesson.

Of course if he's been doing it again and again, it looks like karma may have caught up with him once and for all.

[Crasherfromwayback]

No worries, our ACC levies will fix him right up.

Don't think they will seeing as he was commiting a criminal act.

[jaffaonajappa]

Cars have remote control engine disablement systems.

Bikes should have remote full throttle lock systems, enabled just as the thief approaches a van or truck at an intersection. (Glad the van driver was unhurt. Glad the bike thief wasnt.)

[Laava]

Don't think they will seeing as he was commiting a criminal act.

No-ones biting yet crasher!

[racefactory]

Could be the stolen WR450 anyone know?

[rachprice]

To be honest I'm a little disgusted that some of you wish permanent brain damage on this person, sure what they have done is not right but seriously???

I know lots of people will slam me but honestly you should be ashamed!

[Spearfish]

Could be the stolen WR450 anyone know?

I would be simple to link his cell msgs to the ones in the other thread, but how to get it started?

Maybe its worth having a chat at HSN Police station with any info in regarding money transfers and phone #'s?

[steve_t]

To be honest I'm a little disgusted that some of you wish permanent brain damage on this person, sure what they have done is not right but seriously???

I know lots of people will slam me but honestly you should be ashamed!

Who wished the guy had permanent brain injury?

[Brett]

To be honest I'm a little disgusted that some of you wish permanent brain damage on this person, sure what they have done is not right but seriously???

I know lots of people will slam me but honestly you should be ashamed!

I don't wish that he has obtained one from his crash, but IF it is the same guy I have been dealing with and who has been trying to scam myself and DID scam another KBer then I suspect that he already has a permanent brain injury....:shit:

[rachprice]

Who wished the guy had permanent brain injury?

Ok maybe I got confused with the no sympathy and the dude who said he he didn't wish it

Still I really hope no one does!

[motor_mayhem]

To be honest I'm a little disgusted that some of you wish permanent brain damage on this person, sure what they have done is not right but seriously???

I know lots of people will slam me but honestly you should be ashamed!

RP, less than 6 months ago I would have thought the same but since then my garage has been violated twice, $20k of bikes, tools, parts and accessories gone, and consequently I would wish all of it on them. From what I read, a few around here have also suffered similar losses so might be of like mind.

[Latte]

Ok maybe I got confused with the no sympathy and the dude who said he he didn't wish it

Still I really hope no one does!

Most likely people just venting, this shit gets so frustrating (bike thieves etc) that an opportunity to vent isn't wasted.

[meteor]

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=10738245

sympathy level running very low!!!

[blackdog]

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=10738245

sympathy level running very low!!!

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[Katman]

To be honest I'm a little disgusted that some of you wish permanent brain damage on this person, sure what they have done is not right but seriously???

I know lots of people will slam me but honestly you should be ashamed!

I don't wish brain injury on anyone. Quite frankly, I think so lowly of bike thieves, I don't wish them anything.

But motorcyclists are starting to actually see some of our warts.

Sometimes you have to face up to viewing genital warts though.

[Conquiztador]

Stolen bike...no helmet...crashed in to a van in a T intersection at low speed... let's hope he is removed fromn the gene-pool.

[rachprice]

I don't wish brain injury on anyone. Quite frankly, I think so lowly of bike thieves, I don't wish them anything.

But motorcyclists are starting to actually see some of our warts.

Sometimes you have to face up to viewing genital warts though.

Mmm unfortunately I do have to look at them

And yes just because someone it a biker does not mean they are a good person, though just because person makes some shitty choices does not mean they are inherently bad person.
You can never know the full story, while I agree with your stance on people owning their mistakes and taking responsibility things are never black and white

[rachprice]

Crap my patients warts that is!

[steve_t]

Crap my patients warts that is!

Hahaha... nice try at a save :corn:

[rachprice]

Hahaha... nice try at a save :corn:

Haha yeah I read it after I posted and realized what it sounded like!!

I do my obs and gynae next run including sexual health

Totally and utterly off topic but I always wonder why almost all gynaecologists are male?? Surely it would put you off!

[hayd3n]

Haha yeah I read it after I posted and realized what it sounded like!!

I do my obs and gynae next run including sexual health

Totally and utterly off topic but I always wonder why almost all gynaecologists are male?? Surely it would put you off!

coz they love pussy

[steve_t]

Haha yeah I read it after I posted and realized what it sounded like!!

I do my obs and gynae next run including sexual health

Totally and utterly off topic but I always wonder why almost all gynaecologists are male?? Surely it would put you off!

"It sounded like a good idea at the time" is probably uttered by many an obs and gynae Dr.

[FJRider]

To be honest I'm a little disgusted that some of you wish permanent brain damage on this person, sure what they have done is not right but seriously???

I know lots of people will slam me but honestly you should be ashamed!

Maybe ... but if it was YOUR bike ... ???

[rachprice]

coz they love pussy


"It sounded like a good idea at the time" is probably uttered by many an obs and gynae Dr.

Trust me the pussy that usually comes through isn't the sort you wanna be getting any wear near!!

[rachprice]

Maybe ... but if it was YOUR bike ... ???

It is just a possession, sure I would be mad and upset but would never wish physical harm on the culprit

[patarch]

HAHA Loved that give-a-fuck meter.

Yea ACC or someone will pay for that but I'm just glad we do have public health that will look after you in your time of need.

[Bass]

It is just a possession, sure I would be mad and upset but would never wish physical harm on the culprit

I would and without hesitation.
What's more, if I caught them in the act, I would have no compunction about delivering it myself.
It might be just a bike but it represents months of hard work to acquire it in the first place. Anyone who thinks they have the right to come and help themselves to months of my work will have their sense of values radically adjusted if it's within my power to do it.
This is important. I firmly believe that this sense of entitlement without equivalent effort is at the very root of the slow collapse of our society and what's more, it's self propagating.

[MIXONE]

It is just a possession, sure I would be mad and upset but would never wish physical harm on the culprit

Shit if it was my bike I would happily run the prick over myself.

[rachprice]

I would and without hesitation.
What's more, if I caught them in the act, I would have no compunction about delivering it myself.
It might be just a bike but it represents months of hard work to acquire it in the first place. Anyone who thinks they have the right to come and help themselves to months of my work will have their sense of values radically adjusted if it's within my power to do it.
This is important. I firmly believe that this sense of entitlement without equivalent effort is at the very root of the slow collapse of our society


I think there is definitely some truth in your last sentence

[Sarah311]

Wonder if it was stolen from a dealership?

To be honest i hope he doesn't actually get any permanent brain damage from this. He could be young and dumb and caught up in the wrong crowd and if it's a once off I seriously hope the owner gets reimbursed fully and the guy can learn his lesson.

Of course if he's been doing it again and again, it looks like karma may have caught up with him once and for all.

Yep, a brain injured dickhead is even less use - but you miss the point that the person to whom the bike belongs, is the one who actually pays and suffers most - especially if they are a taxpayer!!
And, excuse my "doubting thomas" mentality, but I will bet you a dollar this is NOT a first offence, though I'm sure there will be plenty of excuses.

[Conquiztador]

It is just a possession, sure I would be mad and upset but would never wish physical harm on the culprit

You might not realise this, but to many of us a bike is more than "just a possession". They are given names, get pampered, get a pat when they treat us well and we talk to our bikes.

Many years ago a g/f of mine told me I had to choose between the bike and her. "I'm gonna miss you" was my reply.

Therefore any lo-life scum who steals our bike has violated us and deserves a slow and painful death!

[axdout]

I would and without hesitation.
What's more, if I caught them in the act, I would have no compunction about delivering it myself.
It might be just a bike but it represents months of hard work to acquire it in the first place. Anyone who thinks they have the right to come and help themselves to months of my work will have their sense of values radically adjusted if it's within my power to do it.
This is important. I firmly believe that this sense of entitlement without equivalent effort is at the very root of the slow collapse of our society and what's more, it's self propagating.

Isn't this 'sense of entitlement without the equivalent effort' the kiwi way? Plus the poor guy should be excused, he probably grew up without a father and had a rough childhood!:weep:

[Brett]

Haha yeah I read it after I posted and realized what it sounded like!!

I do my obs and gynae next run including sexual health

Totally and utterly off topic but I always wonder why almost all gynaecologists are male?? Surely it would put you off!

I genuinely reckon my hydraulics would stop working if I had to do obs & gynae work.

[Elysium]

To be honest I'm a little disgusted that some of you wish permanent brain damage on this person, sure what they have done is not right but seriously???

I know lots of people will slam me but honestly you should be ashamed!
....................ummmm no.

[Bradz]

Regardless of his impending injuries, with the current state of you justice system, he will be likely to get not much more than a slap with a wet bus ticket, even though it will be found that he is a part of a West Auckland theft ring. Thankfully yes Karma will win on this one..

[rachprice]

You might not realise this, but to many of us a bike is more than "just a possession". They are given names, get pampered, get a pat when they treat us well and we talk to our bikes.

Many years ago a g/f of mine told me I had to choose between the bike and her. "I'm gonna miss you" was my reply.

Therefore any lo-life scum who steals our bike has violated us and deserves a slow and painful death!

You can get another just like it, to me I get joy out of riding, many different bikes! Some more than others for sure but still enjoyment

I'm not saying you have no right to be extremely fucked off but not to the point of wishing hurt on people, justice yes, jail, fines etc sure but serious permanent harm?? I guess I just see it way too often, the full effects of stuff like this and I don't think a lot of the people that say they would do this or that or wish certain things fully grasp and comprehend the implications of it

And I'm glad you got rid of her, anyone who gives you stupid ultimatums like that isn't worth it

While I can understand a bike having sentimental value I still don't understand people being so caught up in a possession, and yes it is a possession, that they would go to these extremes

[Brett]

You can get another just like it, to me I get joy out of riding, many different bikes! Some more than others for sure but still enjoyment

I'm not saying you have no right to be extremely fucked off but not to the point of wishing hurt on people, justice yes, jail, fines etc sure but serious permanent harm?? I guess I just see it way too often, the full effects of stuff like this and I don't think a lot of the people that say they would do this or that or wish certain things fully grasp and comprehend the implications of it

And I'm glad you got rid of her, anyone who gives you stupid ultimatums like that isn't worth it

While I can understand a bike having sentimental value I still don't understand people being so caught up in a possession, and yes it is a possession, that they would go to these extremes

Have to agree, I have loved all of the bikes I have owned equally, for different things. Enjoyed them while I had them but also look forward to the future bikes to come.

[rachprice]

I genuinely reckon my hydraulics would stop working if I had to do obs & gynae work.

Yeah man it isn't pretty!!

[munster]

I would and without hesitation.
What's more, if I caught them in the act, I would have no compunction about delivering it myself.
It might be just a bike but it represents months of hard work to acquire it in the first place. Anyone who thinks they have the right to come and help themselves to months of my work will have their sense of values radically adjusted if it's within my power to do it.
This is important. I firmly believe that this sense of entitlement without equivalent effort is at the very root of the slow collapse of our society and what's more, it's self propagating.

Bass for President for life!

My dream bike took me 18 years to acquire. Ain't no way I'm gonna let it go without a fight.

This particular dirty thieving scum deserves everything that's happened to him (done to himself by the way) and more besides.

Mmmmm, I wonder what's the Islamic penalty for stealing and crashing a motorbike?

[Crasherfromwayback]

coz they love pussy

So do lezzos

[Crasherfromwayback]

You might not realise this, but to many of us a bike is more than "just a possession". They are given names, get pampered, get a pat when they treat us well and we talk to our bikes.

Many years ago a g/f of mine told me I had to choose between the bike and her. "I'm gonna miss you" was my reply.



Any 'man' that names his bike, pampers it and pats it, should seriously consider having a cheap sex change in Thailand. Only chicks name their bikes.

Secondly...I very much doubt you're g/f left you because of the bike. It was more likely your bad sexual performance the started the ball rolling. She probably got freaked out by you pampering and patting your bike instead of her.

And the "I'm gonna miss you" is so old it makes me look young.

[fokky]

I name my bikes.Ones called niga and I take it out and thrash it,the other is wankstain....it hides in the shed:facepalm:

[Conquiztador]

Any 'man' that names his bike, pampers it and pats it, should seriously consider having a cheap sex change in Thailand. Only chicks name their bikes.

Secondly...I very much doubt you're g/f left you because of the bike. It was more likely your bad sexual performance the started the ball rolling. She probably got freaked out by you pampering and patting your bike instead of her.

And the "I'm gonna miss you" is so old it makes me look young.

Tssss... All my bikes have had names. Could not give a shit what your opinion is bout it. But then, I have always been my self w/o worrying re trying to prove anything.

Re the g/f. You are partly right, it was not only the bike. It was the lifestyle. But to try and explain would be like trying to explain colours to a blind.

And you are right re the sentence. Just thought that I better translate so that even others would understand. What I actually said was: "No, oli kiva. Nähdään sit joskus."<O:p</O:p<O:p</O:p<O:p</O:p

[scracha]

To be honest I'm a little disgusted that some of you wish permanent brain damage on this person, sure what they have done is not right but seriously???

I know lots of people will slam me but honestly you should be ashamed!

Yeah, brain damage costs the country too much. I'd rather he just died. I can almost guarantee it won't be the first vehicle he's stolen either.

[baptist]

I hope the bike is repairable... oh and the guy should pay - jail time hopefully - but I do not wish physical ill on him, I think smacking into a van is a pretty good lesson for him to learn...


I name my bikes.Ones called niga and I take it out and thrash it,the other is wankstain....it hides in the shed:facepalm:

Sick puppy ... It just took me a while to clean my tea and cookie out of the keyboard...:rolleyes:

[ducatilover]

Any 'man' that names his bike, pampers it and pats it, should seriously consider having a cheap sex change in Thailand. Only chicks name their bikes.



I named mine "fuck you, you heavy pile of unreliable (But reasonably quick) shit". I also call it "I wish you were an RF900, you cunt".
Only on the quiet, can't be official as I don't have a Honda now. :yes:

[imdying]

To be honest I'm a little disgusted that some of you wish permanent brain damage on this person, sure what they have done is not right but seriously???Rachel, I don't want him permanently brain damaged. I want him in permanent pain, pain that he can feel, pain that his family can feel, pain that makes his eyes plead for death every second that he remains alive.

That is no more than he deserves. It was not his to take.


For those that say it's just a bike... even if he had 'only' stolen a lollipop from a 4 year old, he would still have earnt it.



Could be persuaded to accept this too:

(Images removed)

Maybe.

[Spearfish]

I named mine "fuck you, you heavy pile of unreliable (But reasonably quick) shit". I also call it "I wish you were an RF900, you cunt".
Only on the quiet, can't be official as I don't have a Honda now. :yes:

My old shitter has named accessories....
http://www.startyabastard.com/index.php

[Smifffy]

I simply hope that this incident cures him of his propensity to steal shit. If that is brought about by guilt and remorse then well and good, but if what it takes for him to give up thievery is a permanent disability of some kind then that's ok too.

[ducatilover]

My old shitter has named accessories....
http://www.startyabastard.com/index.php
I've got some of that :yes: I need some canned electricity though :facepalm:

[chasio]

Rachel, I don't want him permanently brain damaged. I want him in permanent pain, pain that he can feel, pain that his family can feel, pain that makes his eyes plead for death every second that he remains alive.

That is no more than he deserves. It was not his to take.


For those that say it's just a bike... even if he had 'only' stolen a lollipop from a 4 year old, he would still have earnt it.



Could be persuaded to accept this too:

Removed the pictures from the inside of the poster's mind

Maybe.

I cannot see how those images added anything of value to this thread.

[fokky]

To IMDYING........really?fk a little thought before acting is part of being an adult,maybe you could start practicing it for when you grow up.

[scumdog]

I cannot see how those images added anything of value to this thread.

Now THERE'S an expression that could be applied to a shit-load of KB posts..:yes:

[awa355]

Dont be too hard on the dumb fuck!! He's probably doing his best to earn points towards his gang patch.

[jaffaonajappa]

Farrrks sakes.
I have that imdying twit on ignore, so cant see the losers posts. But when someone else quotes it, I can see it. And....hate to say it...but the loser has a point. someone must have given it to him :)

The guy that stole someones bike, possibly their pride and joy, their iron stallion, doesnt deserve anything more than some jail time? Really??

Gee. Once apon a time it was considered life endangering to steal a mans bike. Now we hope he didnt sustain too many injuries whilst crashing during his getaway.?

If someone steals my car, bicycle, lawnmower, breaks into my house when no one is home, Im going to be peeved, and claim insurance.

Some prick touches my kids or my bikes, im going to want their Head.

More people willing to stand up for themselves, and their family/bikes, the more some little twat is likely to think twice before tampering or stealing them.

Seems lots of PC bikers having their say lately....and the majority of older school thinking isnt online.

[Renegade]

To be honest I'm a little disgusted that some of you wish permanent brain damage on this person, sure what they have done is not right but seriously???

I know lots of people will slam me but honestly you should be ashamed!

should i be ashamed of myself if i think child sex offenders deserve to have their brains blown out at close range with a large enough calibre gun??

if so shame on me...

[axdout]

should i be ashamed of myself if i think child sex offenders deserve to have their brains blown out at close range with a large enough calibre gun??

if so shame on me...

You should be ashamed, crime and sex offending is a sickness that can be cured with therapy and our saviour jesus christ. execution is just primitave.

[insane1]

if some little twat breaks in my place and has a go at my wheels or family id quite simply kill him ,no if buts or maybes and deal with the cops later.

[ducatilover]

should i be ashamed of myself if i think child sex offenders deserve to have their brains blown out at close range with a large enough calibre gun??

if so shame on me...

Four gauge should do it. http://www.haluze.cz/fotky/big/kanon-2.jpg1.980747.jpg

[rachprice]

Farrrks sakes.
I have that imdying twit on ignore, so cant see the losers posts. But when someone else quotes it, I can see it. And....hate to say it...but the loser has a point. someone must have given it to him :)

The guy that stole someones bike, possibly their pride and joy, their iron stallion, doesnt deserve anything more than some jail time? Really??

Gee. Once apon a time it was considered life endangering to steal a mans bike. Now we hope he didnt sustain too many injuries whilst crashing during his getaway.?

If someone steals my car, bicycle, lawnmower, breaks into my house when no one is home, Im going to be peeved, and claim insurance.

Some prick touches my kids or my bikes, im going to want their Head.

More people willing to stand up for themselves, and their family/bikes, the more some little twat is likely to think twice before tampering or stealing them.

Seems lots of PC bikers having their say lately....and the majority of older school thinking isnt online.

To be honest dude, for being a hard, non-PC bad-ass, I think you are being precious having to have someone on ignore!

Why is getting another car via insurance any different to a getting a new motorcycle?
Messing with your kids? sure I can understand that a little more

Nothing wrong with standing up for yourself


should i be ashamed of myself if i think child sex offenders deserve to have their brains blown out at close range with a large enough calibre gun??

if so shame on me...

Comparing a paedophile sex offender to someone who steals a motorcycle, not quite in the same league!

[jaffaonajappa]

To be honest dude, for being a hard, non-PC bad-ass, I think you are being precious having to have someone on ignore!

Why is getting another car via insurance any different to a getting a new motorcycle?
Messing with your kids? sure I can understand that a little more

Nothing wrong with standing up for yourself


I dont consider myself hardarsed or badarsed or whatever. But yeah, am not PC either. somewhere in the middle ground Im told. And I have that fuckwit on ignore due to my inability to sort him, and my unwillingness to hear his Rascist, Sexist, Hatefull shit. - Began with his telling me he laughed when he raped my mother - perhaps thats not as serious as stealing someones bike, but still fucks me off the spineless cunt. Id like to do more than put him on ignore. But fuckwits like that, what do you do? In an online environment? I reluctantly chose Ignore.

And honestly, if someone steals some of my stuff, yeah im peeved. But its not a game stopper. But someone takes my bikes? Yes - thats serious. If you cannot understand the difference - then thats fine - just different people.

An eye for an eye - thieves better understand the importance of the item they are stealing when thinking about the vengeance that will be sought. (Dont steal a mans Bike!)

[fuknKIWI]

Regardless of his impending injuries

He's getting a flogging when he gets out of hospital?

[Smifffy]

He's getting a flogging when he gets out of hospital?

Yep.


With a wet bus ticket...