View Full Version : Road rage fail
Hack0r
19th July 2011, 17:36
So a couple of days ago I was cruising around Paraparaumu. I was heading down a main road, when this idiot "boyracer" in his Subaru races up behind me. Hes driving so close behind me I swear I could have reached over and touched his bonnet.
I accelerated to make some space between us so I could actually brake safely. He accelerates as well, I was like ffs. So I gave him the finger, indicated and pulled over to the left hand side of the road. He passes me and then indicates left as well then stops in front of me forcing me to stop.
At this point I was pretty pissed off.. . He hop's out of his car and starts to come over, I hopped off my bike and was starting to take my helmet off ready to unleash some rage... :woohoo: lol at this point the guy realizes he obviously underestimated my size. He quickly heads back to his car and takes off.
His face, priceless.. :)
next time leave your helmet on, hurts to punch those things:yes:
Maha
19th July 2011, 17:48
Was he Indian/Asian with an open shirt/slick hair stuff at white shoes?
Ronin
19th July 2011, 17:50
Did he take his shirt off to dance?
ducatilover
19th July 2011, 18:01
Did he take his shirt off to dance?
Oooooooh I love it when they do that
Mully
19th July 2011, 18:27
Did he take his shirt off to dance?
First thing I thought of to.
Either that or wondering if Dean knew you weren't meant to have more than one login.
Elysium
19th July 2011, 18:28
Was he 'shuffling'?
Was he Indian/Asian with an open shirt/slick hair stuff at white shoes?
Did he take his shirt off to dance?
First thing I thought of to.
Either that or wondering if Dean knew you weren't meant to have more than one login.
You boys are very naughty :spanking:
Funny though :laugh:
Clivoris
19th July 2011, 18:56
next time leave your helmet on, hurts to punch those things:yes:
Serious advice: don't leave your helmet on. It makes a lovely handle to drag someone around with while thinking of novel ways to hurt them. It also makes a handy weapon if necessary.
Parlane
19th July 2011, 19:01
Serious advice: don't leave your helmet on. It makes a lovely handle to drag someone around with while thinking of novel ways to hurt them. It also makes a handy weapon if necessary.
Solution: don't leave your straps connected. If they pull on the helmet it will slip off, they will fall back and hit their head ironically.
I was reading your story, and for most of it I was waiting for "I forgot to put the stand down and she tipped over".
MikeD400
19th July 2011, 19:02
Haha thats awesome man! I aplaud your efforts lets show these damn cocky cagers who owns these roads! :bash:
FJRider
19th July 2011, 19:08
FZR250's CRUISE ??? .... I thought it was ALL or ... nothing ... :facepalm:
Hack0r
19th July 2011, 19:12
FZR250's CRUISE ??? .... I thought it was ALL or ... nothing ... :facepalm:
haha wouldnt know the difference :P never ridden a "real" bike
FJRider
19th July 2011, 19:15
haha wouldnt know the difference :P never ridden a "real" bike
Trust me on this ... ANY bike capable of getting you demerit points IS a REAL bike ... :yes:
Clivoris
19th July 2011, 19:19
Solution: don't leave your straps connected. If they pull on the helmet it will slip off, they will fall back and hit their head ironically.
That's a nice idea. Still not sure about dancing with a loose helmet on, but I don't dance anyway.
Hack0r
19th July 2011, 19:21
Trust me on this ... ANY bike capable of getting you demerit points IS a REAL bike ... :yes:
Lol see the link below
http://www.stuff.co.nz/oddstuff/3230442/Mum-disputes-police-claims-son-rode-bike-75kmh
Ronin
19th July 2011, 19:23
You boys are very naughty :spanking:
Funny though :laugh:
243153
Its a gift.
HenryDorsetCase
19th July 2011, 20:08
Serious advice: don't leave your helmet on. It makes a lovely handle to drag someone around with while thinking of novel ways to hurt them. It also makes a handy weapon if necessary.
concur with this. if you grab the chinbar and swing it at someones head, they will get hurt. I'm told. Or so I believe
FJRider
19th July 2011, 20:33
Lol see the link below
http://www.stuff.co.nz/oddstuff/3230442/Mum-disputes-police-claims-son-rode-bike-75kmh
Check THIS link out ... ie: find a BIG hill ...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Terminal_velocity
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