fuckin_lose ? Discussion please

[NordieBoy]

You generous cunt.

Sounds like him all right.





Wait, generous? :facepalm:

[ducatilover]

Sounds like him all right.





Wait, generous? :facepalm:

Sorry, gangrenous.

[Ronin]

This thread is begging for tags :(

Arse Biscuit.

[avgas]

as for the speed thing the gearing was 15 tooth front and 47 rear i pulled the run before the bike was crashed and converted to s-f and the speedo genuinely read 318 before i puled on the anchors on. i have now done some research and have concluded that it would have been highly inaccurate.(hence i was wrong) i have since re attempted this with the new standard gearing with the bike naked and i can not exceed 261kmh at the top of the rev range in 6th.
If you haven't already - you might need to put this on the auction.
That kind of stuff can get you in court.
I could buy the bike off you, pay cash, take you to court saying it was falsely advertised at doing high speeds then walk away with your bike and $10K.

Its one of those things, you can be all talk as much as you want. But when you actually go to sell the bike you have to be upfront and honest or you could be screwed.

[Parlane]

If you haven't already - you might need to put this on the auction.
That kind of stuff can get you in court.
I could buy the bike off you, pay cash, take you to court saying it was falsely advertised at doing high speeds then walk away with your bike and $10K.

Its one of those things, you can be all talk as much as you want. But when you actually go to sell the bike you have to be upfront and honest or you could be screwed.
He's already removed the fictitious '318'.

[Indiana_Jones]

Does it come with a flux capacitor?

-Indy

[SILVER SUZI]

More likely a "FUCKED CAPACITOR":shit:

[Crasherfromwayback]

That kind of stuff can get you in court.
I could buy the bike off you, pay cash, take you to court saying it was falsely advertised at doing high speeds then walk away with your bike and $10K.

Its one of those things, you can be all talk as much as you want. But when you actually go to sell the bike you have to be upfront and honest or you could be screwed.

I doubt it very much. He's not a licensed motor vehicle dealer, so I don't think his claims have to be backed up. Myself...I think most people here are being a tad hard on the guy. Yes he spun a bit of shit, but what young guy doesn't? He's trying to sell his bike, and got carried away and talked it/himself up. Most cunts here on KB do.

[jasonu]

I could buy the bike off you, pay cash, take you to court saying it was falsely advertised at doing high speeds then walk away with your bike and $10K.



Assuming he has 10k to be taken from him. I doubt it...

[ducatilover]

I doubt it very much. He's not a licensed motor vehicle dealer, so I don't think his claims have to be backed up. Myself...I think most people here are being a tad hard on the guy. Yes he spun a bit of shit, but what young guy doesn't? He's trying to sell his bike, and got carried away and talked it/himself up. Most cunts here on KB do.

My bike only does 100.

[Banditbandit]

I doubt it very much. He's not a licensed motor vehicle dealer, so I don't think his claims have to be backed up. Myself...I think most people here are being a tad hard on the guy. Yes he spun a bit of shit, but what young guy doesn't? He's trying to sell his bike, and got carried away and talked it/himself up. Most cunts here on KB do.

I think that the claim of 317 klicks was a typo - 217 klicks is believable ... I've seen that on my Bandit 650 and given the speedo discrepencies I'd expect a Gixxer 600 to top that by a little ...

He should have owned up to the mistake instead of bullshitting around

[Parlane]

My bike only does 100.

That's way too close to the max indicated speed limit for my tastes. As far as I know, my bike only does 80.

[Crasherfromwayback]

. i have now done some research and have concluded that it would have been highly inaccurate.(hence i was wrong) i have since re attempted this with the new standard gearing with the bike naked and i can not exceed 261kmh at the top of the rev range in 6th.

so all you assholes out there that bagged on me can all go fuck yourselves and start acting like grownups . although the thread was quiet entertaining to read.

all i want is to sell the bike


no hard feelings

FKN_LOOSE


I think that the claim of 317 klicks was a typo - 217 klicks is believable ... I've seen that on my Bandit 650 and given the speedo discrepencies I'd expect a Gixxer 600 to top that by a little ...

He should have owned up to the mistake instead of bullshitting around

I think the seller deserves a break. If we all sit around here and pick holes in every cunts ad, it'd make it fucking tough to sell anything on TM. And don't get me wrong, I hate TM being in the business of selling bikes from a licensed motor vehicle dealership. But fair's fair.

[ducatilover]

I think that the claim of 317 klicks was a typo - 217 klicks is believable ... I've seen that on my Bandit 650 and given the speedo discrepencies I'd expect a Gixxer 600 to top that by a little ...

He should have owned up to the mistake instead of bullshitting around

I could get a gixxer6 to do 217 up a hill. On the moon too.

[Parlane]

I think the seller deserves a break. If we all sit around here and pick holes in every cunts ad, it'd make it fucking tough to sell anything on TM. And don't get me wrong, I hate TM being in the business of selling bikes from a licensed motor vehicle dealership. But fair's fair.

Isn't it morally wrong to not warn people of a dodgy deal? The only reason this thread got the attention it did, was because the seller specifically mentioned KB forums as if that would help his sale credibility. It wasn't started because of the 318 km/h crap. (It sure helped though).

[Usarka]

Tag: Begging for tags.

Tag Begging. Kind of like Tea Bagging.

[short-circuit]

Over ten million views and counting

[Katman]

Over ten million views and counting

Please tell me you're not really counting.

[Parlane]

Please tell me you're not really counting.

Tardeme does it for you. What a wonderful world we live in.

[Matt_TG]

Re-listed (http://www.trademe.co.nz/Browse/Listing.aspx?id=396645951)

Good luck with the sale Loose, looks like Rattymonkey's gonna tip the reserve flag.... can you reduce the reserve a notch and you have the thing sold?:innocent:

[Smifffy]

Only 529 views tho. C'mon F5rs help a brother out...

[Indiana_Jones]

What makes this funny is that had someone just linked it, we'd just be having a few chuckles here as it seems to normally go and the odd question on the auction.

But this guy called down the thunder, and well now he's got it lol

-Indy

[Banditbandit]

I could get a gixxer6 to do 217 up a hill. On the moon too.

Bwhahahaha .. there's no oxygen on the moon to allow ignition ...

[Parlane]

Bwhahahaha .. there's no oxygen on the moon to allow ignition ...

Start it before you get there.. der.:innocent:

[jasonu]

Re-listed (http://www.trademe.co.nz/Browse/Listing.aspx?id=396645951)

Good luck with the sale Loose, looks like Rattymonkey's gonna tip the reserve flag.... can you reduce the reserve a notch and you have the thing sold?:innocent:

I see the outrages claims from the original auction have been left out. Maybe this might result in less than 15 million views. (That has to be some sort of TM record even if it was jacked up.)

[Parlane]

I see the outrages claims from the original auction have been left out. Maybe this might result in less than 15 million views. (That has to be some sort of TM record even if it was jacked up.)

This new auction has a new end date.. Could prob hit more than 15 mil... Just saying.

[ducatilover]

Bwhahahaha .. there's no oxygen on the moon to allow ignition ...

And elephants aren't bananas, what's your point? I'll ride it in a fuckin' bubble. :facepalm:

[5150]

IMHO If you stick a lipstick on a pig, it's still a pig.......:yes:

[Parlane]

LMAO:

Q) Whats the max speed on this beast? <small> sean_pap (http://www.trademe.co.nz/Members/Listings.aspx?member=2752522) (18 (http://www.trademe.co.nz/Members/Feedback.aspx?member=2752522) http://www.trademe.co.nz/images/star10.gif (http://www.trademe.co.nz/Members/Feedback.aspx?member=2752522)) 12:38 pm, Wed 3 Aug</small>
A) buy it and find out =) i don't break the law. <small class="NoWrapping"> 11:47 pm, Wed 3 Aug </small>

[Smifffy]

IMHO If you stick a lipstick on a pig, it's still a pig.......:yes:

Except now it has lipstick!!

Every capitalist knows that a pig with lipstick is inherently more valuable than a pig without. It's what they call "value-added"

:)

[HenryDorsetCase]

That's way too close to the max indicated speed limit for my tastes. As far as I know, my bike only does 80.


I've seen 104kph out of mine* but didnt want to go at a dangerous speed, and get a ticket. because, you know, speed kills.



*in second

[HenryDorsetCase]

Except now it has lipstick!!

Every capitalist knows that a pig with lipstick is inherently more valuable than a pig without. It's what they call "value-added"

:)

is anyone else a little turned on? anyone?

[avgas]

Except now it has lipstick!!

Every capitalist knows that a pig with lipstick is inherently more valuable than a pig without. It's what they call "value-added"

:)
Don't sound so cheap.

Its called value creation. :shutup:

[5150]

Except now it has lipstick!!

Every capitalist knows that a pig with lipstick is inherently more valuable than a pig without. It's what they call "value-added"

:)

Unless you think like a communist...:nono:

[Smifffy]

Unless you think like a communist...:nono:

Like I'll take lessons on economic ideologies from the person who couldn't work out what a no-reserve auction looks like.

[5150]

Like I'll take lessons on economic ideologies from the person who couldn't work out what a no-reserve auction looks like.

Oh, that was below the belt.....:shit: