fuckin_lose ? Discussion please

[White trash]

Right, so I'm reading this winning auction http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/motorbikes/motorbikes/sports/auction-393147557.htm and having a little giggle to myself, then I get to the Q&A and it gets hilarious.

So even though it aint my question, I wanna know all about this hero. PLease enlighten me Oh Great KBers, apparently you'll put me in my place.

Fucks sake.....

[Ronin]

If he had said it stopped from 50 k's in 2 metres I would have said it was skiddy.

[White trash]

If he had said it stopped from 50 k's in 2 metres I would have said it was skiddy.

Bullshit. Skiddy can stop from 60 in 2 meters.

[fokky]

aw you made him all angwy,now he go and kill himsel.............no no not in the winter time:shutup:

[Indiana_Jones]

Man that guy eats lightning and craps thunder! :shit:

-Indy

[DEATH_INC.]

He's in Manukau somewhere WT, I suggest you come up and grab the 10 for a day so he can give ya a riding lesson :yes:

[Crasherfromwayback]

That would do 318kph no sweat. If you turfed it out the back of a Hercules at 20,000ft

[White trash]

He's in Manukau somewhere WT, I suggest you come up and grab the 10 for a day so he can give ya a riding lesson :yes:

Thanks for the offer mate. I'm sure you can stand in for me if need be though.

[Banditbandit]

318kph ??? And in 30 seconds? Talk about speedo inaccuracy - not to mention time clock inaccuracy ... or maybe he should put this in a superbike race ...

[Scuba_Steve]

318kph ??? And in 30 seconds? Talk about speedo inaccuracy - not to mention time clock inaccuracy ... or maybe he should put this in a superbike race ...

thats nothing, I know of a guy that can make it from Auckland to Wellington in just over 2 mins

[Matt Bleck]

thats nothing, I know of a guy that can make it from Auckland to Wellington in just over 2 mins

I'm baffled that he didn't say it's got the latest GP technolgy too........ :blink:

[Indiana_Jones]

thats nothing, I know of a guy that can make it from Auckland to Wellington in just over 2 mins

1 min 30 sec if he has a tail wind!

-Indy

[Ronin]

thats nothing, I know of a guy that can make it from Auckland to Wellington in just over 2 mins

F-15?

Lands it on one wheel too.

[HenryDorsetCase]

I have a rule of thumb that if they can't string together an English sentence, or respond sensibly to a question, life's too short to deal with them.

Guy sounds like a bit of a munter tbh

[wanpo]

Oh it's good the guy's talking out of his ass, I was beginning to think my bike was slow.

[JimO]

knob sack, thats a goodun

[placidfemme]

Maybe white makes it go faster... :scooter:

[short-circuit]

knob sack, thats a goodun

sure is ya arse shaft

[Indiana_Jones]

Knob jockey!

-Indy

[BAY CITY MOTORCYCLES]

318kph ??? And in 30 seconds? Talk about speedo inaccuracy...

Agreed! He'd be much closer to 380 easy!

[Grubber]

Agreed! He'd be much closer to 380 easy!

Yea, feet per hour maybe!
good way to sell a bike, just tell everyone you can make it do 300kph and everyone will want to buy it for sure.:facepalm:

[nodrog]

so who are his mates on here that are going to put everybody in their place? I tryed searching "fukin_lose", but all it comes up with is pictures of crasherfromwayback's arse.

[BAY CITY MOTORCYCLES]

I tryed searching "fukin_lose", but all it comes up with is pictures of crasherfromwayback's arse.

Dang boy...so you have competition these days?

[Morcs]

Id bet hes indian.

fuck just realised i ripped into him using my work account...

[MadDuck]

I tryed searching "fukin_lose", but all it comes up with is pictures of crasherfromwayback's arse.

Have a good perv did you?

[Banditbandit]

thats nothing, I know of a guy that can make it from Auckland to Wellington in just over 2 mins

BY the name of Jesus of Nazareth by any chance?

[Crasherfromwayback]

so who are his mates on here that are going to put everybody in their place? I tryed searching "fukin_lose", but all it comes up with is pictures of crasherfromwayback's arse.

Oi, that's funny ya cunt. I'll do the jokes round here.

[Banditbandit]

Oi, that's funny ya cunt. I'll do the jokes round here.

When ? Isn't your arse funny enough?

[kiwifruit]

timmay! :corn:

[chasio]

I used my Insector Gadget Encyclopedia to look up how to solve the mystery. I can't say how I did it (it's classified, sorry) but I reckon you're looking for one "fkn_loose".

And anyway, pfft. My Freewind would outdrag that, no sweat. It's a 650 and that POS is only a 600, ay.

[Crasherfromwayback]

When ? Isn't your arse funny enough?

Well you've probably seen it!

[scumdog]

Hmmm..."iv had it up to 318kmh and it took under half a minute to get there".

And then at the 319th km it blew up and hasn't gone since...:rolleyes::weird:

[Gremlin]

I should talk to this guy. If he can make that 600 do 300kph, then perhaps my R1200GSA could do 600kph? It's got twice the engine capacity of course :scratch:

[Virago]

I used my Insector Gadget Encyclopedia to look up how to solve the mystery. I can't say how I did it (it's classified, sorry) but I reckon you're looking for one "fkn_loose"...

That's the one...:yes:

Is this the bike he put through a barbed wire fence...?

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php/96387-Regular-weekend-rides?p=1130047441#post1130047441

[scumdog]

I should talk to this guy. If he can make that 600 do 300kph, then perhaps my R1200GSA could do 600kph? It's got twice the engine capacity of course :scratch:

And my 1450cc should do 775kph..

Not bad for 65hp eh!!!!

[Mully]

He's taken down the speed claim now (referred in the Q&A though)

He's not suicidal enough to ride in winter, but he'll (apparently) take the bike up to 300km/h?

Awesome. Watchlisted to enjoy the hilarity.

[blackdog]

Good job he said check on here.


:killingme

Maybe it was on a runway with a tailwind?

Tale of the tape here: http://www.motorcyclespecs.co.za/model/suzu/suzuki_gsxR600%2001.htm

[Mully]

That's the one...:yes:

Is this the bike he put through a barbed wire fence...?

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php/96387-Regular-weekend-rides?p=1130047441#post1130047441

Hmm - hence the fact that it's "Streetfightered" now, I suppose.

How does that saying go; "April showers make cabbages fall off)

Oh, and how does it have "8 months" left on the WOF??

[Virago]

...Oh, and how does it have "8 months" left on the WOF??

Just Carjammed it - it's kosha - but how he got a 12-month WOF on a ten-year-old bike is odd.

[Mully]

Just Carjammed it - it's kosha - but how he got a 12-month WOF on a ten-year-old bike is odd.

Hmm, I smell a dodgy WOF.

Caveat Emptor (sp?), indeed

[Katman]

That's the one...:yes:

Is this the bike he put through a barbed wire fence...?

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php/96387-Regular-weekend-rides?p=1130047441#post1130047441



reason im selling is i am wanting a newer faster bike zx10r or an r1 or a gsxr100 ,


Can't wait.

:facepalm:

[blackdog]

Hard facts now too. GPS data? Even a dyno?

[Mully]

Can't wait.

Now he's going overseas, apparently.

[Pussy]

fkn_wanker would be a more appropriate name....

[Paul in NZ]

Jeeze you blokes are hard to satisfy - its got a 'digital' speedo after all, I mean its digital man, that wouldnt lie...... would it?

[White trash]

Well, I'm not seeing alot of support for ol' fucking lose. Why anyone would call themselves 'Fucking lose" is beyond me. If you were trying to be cool, surely you'd wanna call yourself Fucking Loose? I dunno. Maybe he speels as weel as he rydes.

Where's he 318 kph claim gone mate? I had a 187hp (measured, I'll show you the printout) GSXR1000 Superbike wailing at full noise in top gear doing a mere 300kph. I'd love a naked 600 that could do 318. I'd save mega on rego costs.

Don't try and bullshit people. Fucker.

[Madness]

Ya can't delete Q&A's off of TardMe can ya?

Muppet. Originally from Christchurch too I see :innocent:

[FJRider]

That would do 318kph no sweat. If you turfed it out the back of a Hercules at 20,000ft

Actually no .. terminal velocity is only 110 mph (give or take a bit)

[blackdog]

Actually no .. terminal velocity is only 110 mph (give or take a bit)

:doh: f_ loser would be riding it...

Stick with the program!

[blackdog]

:first: thread of the month!

[DrunkenMistake]

Felt the need to add to the Q and A.. I would like to see the response. :facepalm:

My honda does 318km/h and its only 400, the fairings add aerodynamics allowing it to be as fast as his naked 600, if he added fairings he would easily be able to do more than 318.:facepalm::facepalm:

[blackdog]

Felt the need to add to the Q and A.. I would like to see the response. :facepalm:

My honda does 318km/h and its only 400, the fairings add aerodynamics allowing it to be as fast as his naked 600, if he added fairings he would easily be able to do more than 318.:facepalm::facepalm:

The auction will come down now i 'spose.

I doubt there will be any more answers to the swiftly growing pile of questions.

Or a good way to advertise? Hmm.

[DrunkenMistake]

The auction will come down now.

I doubt there will be any more answers to the swiftly growing pile of questions.

I think your right.
Reading what he had to say ..

yea on the good friday coro ride , the rain didnt do me any favors lost the front into a right hand corner and went through a barbwire fence at about 80 clicks :facepalm: broken ribs x3 broken collar bone , riped ma face up , took off ma ring finger (they re attached it with bone from my hip and some plate and screws). i remember somone having a rant in this thred about coro being dangerous ............. il be takeing abit more care next time im out those ways thats for sure ,


thanks guys , il be out again as soon as i can ride again . with the gixer stre
et fighter lol , the fairings are abit mangled now haha
Even that sounds like its half spun shit.
Was he riding with an open face helmet?! how do you rip your face up, even visor up would effect your nose and eyes.. and maybe your upper cheeks.. :facepalm:

[White trash]

Was he riding with an open face helmet?! how do you rip your face up, even visor up would effect your nose and eyes.. and maybe your upper cheeks.. :facepalm:

Ask Woodyracer how you rip your face up with a full face on. You don't do it up is how.

[DrunkenMistake]

Ask Woodyracer how you rip your face up with a full face on. You don't do it up is how.

Uhh yah that makes sense :facepalm:
Still.. Haha

[Katman]

So who's going to be first to speak up and put us in our place?

:wait:

[DrunkenMistake]

So who's going to be first to speak up and put us in our place?

:wait:

Someone should send the link of this thread to him via his Q and A's..

[White trash]

So who's going to be first to speak up and put us in our place?

:wait:

Fuck you Steve. Fuckin contributing to a thread calling fuckin_lose a fuckin loser. This cunt can ride man. He's done 318 kays through a barbed wire fence. Who the fuck do you think do you think you are? He'd fuckin roost in your face (while disapearing off the road into the scenary)

Happy now?

[Crasherfromwayback]

Actually no .. terminal velocity is only 110 mph (give or take a bit)

Yeah I know. But it was a joke after all.

[nodrog]

So who's going to be first to speak up and put us in our place?

:wait:

Ok, I will admit it, its me.

[White trash]

Yeah I know. But it was a joke after all.

This is no joking matter you A hole. There's a genuine (digitaly speedo measured) 318kph K1 GSXR600 for sale for a mere 5K and of all people, you haven't contacted SNZ yet so they can aquire said 318kay 600 and find out what the fuck's wrong with the 17,000,000 other GSXR600s that have been sold.

Where's the dedication........

[Scuba_Steve]

BY the name of Jesus of Nazareth by any chance?

na he reckoned he could do it faster than the concept of time itself


And my 1450cc should do 775kph..

Not bad for 65hp eh!!!!

not if it's a Harley. Harley Davidson 60% noise, 20% heat, 20% pure power (at the engine), & 100% poser :shutup:

[DrunkenMistake]

not if it's a Harley. Harley Davidson 60% noise, 20% heat, 20% pure power (at the engine), & 100% poser :shutup:

+1,

My 400 is 54hp, I think you got robbed scummy.

[baptist]

That would do 318kph no sweat. If you turfed it out the back of a Hercules at 20,000ft

So cruel, it has warp drive ok...:doh:


When ? Isn't your arse funny enough?

:corn::corn::corn::corn::woohoo: this is good... keep it going...


Well, I'm not seeing alot of support for ol' fucking lose. Why anyone would call themselves 'Fucking lose" is beyond me. If you were trying to be cool, surely you'd wanna call yourself Fucking Loose? I dunno. Maybe he speels as weel as he rydes.

Where's he 318 kph claim gone mate? I had a 187hp (measured, I'll show you the printout) GSXR1000 Superbike wailing at full noise in top gear doing a mere 300kph. I'd love a naked 600 that could do 318. I'd save mega on rego costs.

Don't try and bullshit people. Fucker.

OK more support for him here, that bike is so fast it is ...well...erm... fast... thats all got :facepalm:


:doh: f_ loser would be riding it...

Stick with the program! exacerwy...


:first: thread of the month!

+1

[Kickaha]

I had a 187hp (measured, I'll show you the printout) GSXR1000 Superbike wailing at full noise in top gear doing a mere 300kph.

You should have twisted the throttle a bit harder and changed into top you fucking pussy

[tigertim20]

Just Carjammed it - it's kosha - but how he got a 12-month WOF on a ten-year-old bike is odd.
Id say if he is as big of a cocksucker as he sounds, he will have stacked it, written it off, and revinned, meaning he can probably get 12 month wofs again.

+1,

My 400 is 54hp, I think you got robbed scummy.

and how much did an extra 2-3HP cost you?:shutup:

[White trash]

Id say if he is as big of a cocksucker as he sounds, he will have stacked it, written it off, and revinned, meaning he can probably get 12 month wofs again.


Nope. Re-vinned bikes are registered by year of manufacture. They have a 6 month warrant.

[DrunkenMistake]

Id say if he is as big of a cocksucker as he sounds, he will have stacked it, written it off, and revinned, meaning he can probably get 12 month wofs again.


and how much did an extra 2-3HP cost you?:shutup:

Not as much as a Harley ..

[White trash]

Look. srsly. Someone's gotta be mates with old fuckin lose.

Tell him to accept my offer and walk away from the embarassment. I'm not an unreasonable man........

[DrunkenMistake]

Look. srsly. Someone's gotta be mates with old fuckin lose.

Tell him to accept my offer and walk away from the embarassment. I'm not an unreasonable man........

You made an offer?

I feel as though I missed something.. haha

[White trash]

You made an offer?

I feel as though I missed something.. haha

Offered him two and a half just now in a visitor message.

[DrunkenMistake]

Offered him two and a half just now in a visitor message.

Lmao Gotcha

[White trash]

You should have twisted the throttle a bit harder and changed into top you fucking pussy

Never had the nuts for it. That's why I became a swinger like you.

[White trash]

At approx 14:20 this afternoon when I first saw this auction, it had a total of 600 (give or take one or two) views. Six hours, twenty minutes later, it's had 5612 views. This mother fucker should be paying me a commission.......

[White trash]

In the time it took to post that last post, it's gone to over 11,000.

Is that what they call "viral"?

[Virago]

At approx 14:20 this afternoon when I first saw this auction, it had a total of 600 (give or take one or two) views. Six hours, twenty minutes late, it's had 5612 views...

Check again...

[carver]

can do this do 300kph off road too?

[carver]

yea on the good friday coro ride , the rain didnt do me any favors lost the front into a right hand corner and went through a barbwire fence at about 80 clicks :facepalm: broken ribs x3 broken collar bone , riped ma face up , took off ma ring finger (they re attached it with bone from my hip and some plate and screws). i remember somone having a rant in this thred about coro being dangerous ............. il be takeing abit more care next time im out those ways thats for sure ,


thanks guys , il be out again as soon as i can ride again . with the gixer stre
et fighter lol , the fairings are abit mangled now haha

noob!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Ronin]

You should have twisted the throttle a bit harder and changed into top you fucking pussy

You should buy the 600 bro. Make a good sidecar engine.

[White trash]

Check again...

Started a campaign to see how many views I can drive before it closes now. It's good to have a project my support people tell me.......

[Pussy]

Started a campaign to see how many views I can drive before it closes now. It's good to have a project my support people tell me.......

You still doing those finger paintings, Jimmy? :)

[White trash]

You still doing those finger paintings, Jimmy? :)

Still on "non toxic" paints though. Apparently, I buggered my chances of anything cooler with the infamous "I Promise I wont scull the jar" PVA glue incident.... :(

[Pussy]

Still on "non toxic" paints though. Apparently, I buggered my chances of anything cooler with the infamous "I Promise I wont scull the jar" PVA glue incident.... :(

The bastards won't let me out of my restraining jacket for long enough to even get that far....

[Bikemad]

In the time it took to post that last post, it's gone to over 11,000.

Is that what they call "viral"?

everyone enjoys a good laugh

[baptist]

In the time it took to post that last post, it's gone to over 11,000.

Is that what they call "viral"?

A bit like Herpes:facepalm:

[short-circuit]

yea on the good friday coro ride , the rain didnt do me any favors lost the front into a right hand corner and went through a barbwire fence at about 80 clicks :facepalm: broken ribs x3 broken collar bone , riped ma face up , took off ma ring finger (they re attached it with bone from my hip and some plate and screws). i remember somone having a rant in this thred about coro being dangerous ............. il be takeing abit more care next time im out those ways thats for sure ,


thanks guys , il be out again as soon as i can ride again . with the gixer stre
et fighter lol , the fairings are abit mangled now haha

How's the sale on the 318 km per hour, psycho, gixxer 600, street fighter special going? Heaps of views - any offers?

[nosebleed]

TAG: i am fkn_lose

Not the same. Waaaaah

[short-circuit]

How'd he manage to have questions removed from his auction?

[White trash]

How'd he manage to have questions removed from his auction?

Report them as "abuse".

[White trash]

TAG: i am fkn_lose

Not the same. Waaaaah

Bwahahahaha, tags were awesome.

[White trash]

Oh my christ it gets better....

http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/used-cars/mitsubishi/auction-395109664.htm

Buy his van and he'll chuck in a queen bed and mattress that he's already seeped in. Where the fuck do I sign...............

[Pussy]

Oh my christ it gets better....

http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/used-cars/mitsubishi/auction-395109664.htm

Buy his van and he'll chuck in a queen bed and mattress that he's already seeped in.

Comes with a few free maps of Russia??

[FJRider]

Oh my christ it gets better....

http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/used-cars/mitsubishi/auction-395109664.htm

Buy his van and he'll chuck in a queen bed and mattress that he's already seeped in. Where the fuck do I sign...............

I wonder how fast the VAN goes .... :facepalm:

[bogan]

Oh my christ it gets better....

http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/used-cars/mitsubishi/auction-395109664.htm

Buy his van and he'll chuck in a queen bed and mattress that he's already seeped in. Where the fuck do I sign...............

bwahahaha, as the owner of a 90 L300, this guy is full of shit. Half his mileage on a good day, and half his speed up a steep hill if lucky.

[White trash]

bwahahaha, as the owner of a 90 L300, this guy is full of shit. Half his mileage on a good day, and half his speed up a steep hill if lucky.

I didn't wanna bring up the mileage thing. Given the poor cunt enough shit today :)

[Virago]

I didn't wanna bring up the mileage thing...

Neither did he - actual mileage closer to 450,000...

[Madness]

420K's out of $50 petrol? It must be running one of those magnets on the fuel line thingies!

I was thinking about the awesomeness that is the 318Km/hr gixxer6. Maybe it's the moto-x style bars that give it the huge advantage over other more modern & powerful sprots bikes? I think 318 is faster than Malcolm's GPS timed run on the Nitrous Hayabusa not long ago in the 'Rapa (317 from memory).

[PrincessBandit]

Is that what they call "viral"?


A bit like Herpes:facepalm:

That might explain the spotty things all over his shiny shaft then...

[blackdog]

Or a good way to advertise? Hmm.


At approx 14:20 this afternoon when I first saw this auction, it had a total of 600 (give or take one or two) views. Six hours, twenty minutes later, it's had 5612 views. This mother fucker should be paying me a commission.......

I was only away 2 hours!

[JATZ]

Oh my christ it gets better....
he'll chuck in a queen bed and mattress that he's already seeped in. ..

Ewwwww !!!!!

Snail trails :sick:

[blackdog]

Started a campaign to see how many views I can drive before it closes now. It's good to have a project my support people tell me.......

no more bling.

I'll add another 20 views for the cause.

[FJRider]

can do this do 300kph off road too?

Off road might need a bigger rear sprocket ... but 270km's ... tops ...:innocent:

[DrunkenMistake]

Off road might need a bigger rear sprocket ... but 270km's ... tops ...:innocent:

On one wheel...He failed to mention its front and rear drive.

[BigAl]

You guys (& gals) are so mean....... all he's trying to do is sound big & rip some semi literate sucker off.

Where's the harm in that?:innocent:

[FJRider]

Started a campaign to see how many views I can drive before it closes now. It's good to have a project my support people tell me.......

Your PARENTS are kidding you ... but it IS your time ... and you can waste it ANY way you like ... :killingme

[HenryDorsetCase]

Well, I'm not seeing alot of support for ol' fucking lose. Why anyone would call themselves 'Fucking lose" is beyond me. If you were trying to be cool, surely you'd wanna call yourself Fucking Loose? I dunno. Maybe he speels as weel as he rydes.

Where's he 318 kph claim gone mate? I had a 187hp (measured, I'll show you the printout) GSXR1000 Superbike wailing at full noise in top gear doing a mere 300kph. I'd love a naked 600 that could do 318. I'd save mega on rego costs.

Don't try and bullshit people. Fucker.

he might have named himself after his girlfriend?

[FJRider]

You guys (& gals) are so mean....... all he's trying to do is sound big & rip some semi literate sucker off.

Where's the harm in that?:innocent:

It may take someone dumber than him ... I'm betting there is a few about ... but a GOOD primary school education would prevent that ... :innocent:

[racefactory]

Holy shit this is a surprise.

I am Spidey7 who posted that piss take question. Didn't mean to send him apeshit like that but come on the ad is just asking for it! Anyway, looks like he took it rather too seriously and this is the result- LOL

Shall I reply back to his comment? What shall we say boys and girls??? Time for a laugh I think. Best answer gets posted back to him on trademe in a response. I'm thinking acting all hard kind of approach would yield great results and might wind him up something silly!

Try not to let him know or it will spoil the fun!

[FJRider]

I would post ...

For fucks sake ... it's ONLY a suzuki ... what makes it better than REAL bikes ... ???

:innocent: :innocent: :innocent: :innocent: :innocent: :innocent:

[baptist]

That might explain the spotty things all over his shiny shaft then...

So do you think he "maintains her" with KY Jelly:innocent:

[baptist]

I would post ...

For fucks sake ... it's ONLY a suzuki ... what makes it better than REAL bikes ... ???

:innocent: :innocent: :innocent: :innocent: :innocent: :innocent:

Ohhhh the pain, :crybaby: couldn't we keep the insults to Hondas and Hardleys?:blink::innocent:

[DrunkenMistake]

Ohhhh the pain, :crybaby: couldn't we keep the insults to Hondas and Hardleys?:blink::innocent:

Always with the Honda's,

Least Honda riders suit up...
Unlike the Squid Suzuki.. :shit:

Anyways, back on topic. :innocent:

[racefactory]

OK i'm thinking of replying back with my spidey7 account something along the lines of:

''yeah yeah bud, all your mates on kb huh? well guess what- you're actually the bloody laughing stock of that site right now. why don't you come on into the site? we'll put you back in your place alright. come on then mate, i'll gladly take you up on that race no sweat, guess I'll also get to see this pos *cough* awesome gixxer for real. do you have the balls though mate? cause me thinks after the race you'll be renaming yourself 'fukn_loser'''

Yay, nay? Suggestions?

[Ender EnZed]

He's dropped his price since January.

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php/133339-2001-gsxr-600?p=1129957914#post1129957914

[yachtie10]

Actually no .. terminal velocity is only 110 mph (give or take a bit)

actually no
Terminal velocity of a human is about that. We are talking about a motorbike which would probably have a terminal velocity of over 300 km/h if it fell straightdown (nosefirst) with fairings working

[spannermad]

I am so tempted to start a fake Trade me account, just so I can put a bid in for $3,500,00.00.:innocent:

[Spearfish]

OK i'm thinking of replying back with my spidey7 account something along the lines of:

''yeah yeah bud, all your mates on kb huh? well guess what- you're actually the bloody laughing stock of that site right now. why don't you come on into the site? we'll put you back in your place alright. come on then mate, i'll gladly take you up on that challenge no sweat, guess I'll also get to see this piece of shit *cough* awesome gixxer for real. do you have the balls though mate? cause me thinks after the race you'll be renaming yourself 'fukn_loser'''

Yay, nay? Suggestions?

I don't think he would answer 2nd time around to the same account.

It needs to lead him on to more exaggeration or endless questions like gear ratio, cylinder pressure, cold and hot tyre pressure, was the WoF dodgy, hp at the crank/shaft, was the streetfighter headlight set e-marked for the re-vin, it looks like the seat was recovered with something stab proof against hairdresser scissors.....

[Paul in NZ]

At some point we are all young and make plonkers of ourselves by letting pride ride us instead of us riding our pride.

I think the points been made - too much 'correction' from ones peers becomes tediously like a good old fashioned stoneing after a while...

[White trash]

At some point we are all young and make plonkers of ourselves by letting pride ride us instead of us riding our pride.

I think the points been made - too much 'correction' from ones peers becomes tediously like a good old fashioned stoneing after a while...

I agree. 12 Hours of harrasment is enough. Poor bastard :)

[Katman]

''yeah yeah bud, all your mates on kb huh? well guess what- you're actually the bloody laughing stock of that site right now. why don't you come on into the site? we'll put you back in your place alright. come on then mate, i'll gladly take you up on that challenge no sweat, guess I'll also get to see this piece of shit *cough* awesome gixxer for real. do you have the balls though mate? cause me thinks after the race you'll be renaming yourself 'fukn_loser'''


The thread's suddenly starting to look like a case of 'who can out-wank who'.

I'm still interested to know how the bike can have 8 months left on it's WOF though.

[BAY CITY MOTORCYCLES]

I'm still interested to know how the bike can have 8 months left on it's WOF though.

Crash/repair...new chassis possibly. Got a 1987 Harley here at work that's in the same situation.

[racefactory]

I just tried posting it on trademe but he's blacklisted me unfortunately.Why don't you post it up katman- the reaction would be priceless.

[Indiana_Jones]

He's dropped his price since January.

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php/133339-2001-gsxr-600?p=1129957914#post1129957914

Wtf he says the Gixxer 600 is the first injected 600 put out?

the TT600 came out with injection before? :confused:

-Indy

[Katman]

I just tried posting it on trademe but he's blacklisted me unfortunately. Must have taken it pretty seriously. Why don't you post it up katman- the reaction would be priceless.

I've already asked the question on his auction. I assume it's one of the unanswered ones as I'd be highly fucked off if Trademe have removed a perfectly reasonable question.

Edit: Just found out the answer myself. Carjamed it and even though it shows it as a 2001 model apparently it was only first registered in New Zealand in 2005.

[racefactory]

I've already asked the question on his auction. I assume it's one of the unanswered ones as I'd be highly fucked off if Trademe have removed a perfectly reasonable question.

Edit: Just found out the answer myself. Carjamed it and even though it shows it as a 2001 model apparently it was only first registered in New Zealand in 2005.

No I mean my piss take wank response lol.

[Katman]

No I mean my piss take wank response.

Why the fuck would I be interested in anything to do with your "piss take wank response"?

[Str8 Jacket]

The bastards won't let me out of my restraining jacket for long enough to even get that far....

Oi, get your own fucken identity c*ck!

[HenryDorsetCase]

actually no
Terminal velocity of a human is about that. We are talking about a motorbike which would probably have a terminal velocity of over 300 km/h if it fell straightdown (nosefirst) with fairings working

lets hire a C130, fill the nose fairings full of lead, and give it a whirl. Its for science!

[racefactory]

Why the fuck would I be interested in anything to do with your "piss take wank response"?

This is what this thread is about right lol?

[Banditbandit]

I wonder how fast the VAN goes .... :facepalm:

And he's got privet in the back windows ... Jeez that would make you sneeze as you drive along ..

[Bikemad]

The thread's suddenly starting to look like a case of 'who can out-wank who'.


cripes!!!......think i have to agree with katman for once...........after reading some of RFs posts elsewhere i think him and fukn-lose are cut from the same "look at me,look at me" cloth

[yachtie10]

lets hire a C130, fill the nose fairings full of lead, and give it a whirl. Its for science!

im in
we have some airforce guys on here
maybe easier from a chopper can suspend at the right angle and hope

[fatzx10r]

He's dropped his price since January.

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php/133339-2001-gsxr-600?p=1129957914#post1129957914

looking at his old add, i'll trade him my zx10r so that i can get a faster 600 :facepalm:

[racefactory]

cripes!!!......think i have to agree with katman for once...........after reading some of RFs posts elsewhere i think him and fukn-lose are cut from the same "look at me,look at me" cloth

Lol that's precisely the whole reason this thread has been started, it's a good old fashioned shit stir/piss take. We need more of this on kb, the usual safety police theme gets a bit boring once in a while!

[monkey99]

Right, so I'm reading this winning auction http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/motorbikes/motorbikes/sports/auction-393147557.htm and having a little giggle to myself, then I get to the Q&A and it gets hilarious.

So even though it aint my question, I wanna know all about this hero. PLease enlighten me Oh Great KBers, apparently you'll put me in my place.

Fucks sake.....

And it was worth it - posted on the Twitter channel - watch the auction visitors bro, lets see if we can get gimpy a viral shout out on TVNZ/TV3 news

[Eyegasm]

Lol that's the whole reason this thread has been started- it's a good old fashioned shit stir/piss take. We need more of this on kb, the usual safety police theme gets a bit boring once in a while.

Agreed.

KB has become full of PC pussies!!!

Good on ya Trash! inject some fun into this site.

[short-circuit]

Lol that's precisely the whole reason this thread has been started, it's a good old fashioned shit stir/piss take. We need more of this on kb, the usual safety police theme gets a bit boring once in a while!

shut up before you make any more of an embarassment of yourself

[Paul in NZ]

I wish it was warmer so you guys could get out for more rides..... or you could find girlfriends or something...

[Crasherfromwayback]

or you could find girlfriends or something...

Gotta like girls for that to happen Paul!

[short-circuit]

My wife is sitting looking right over my shoulder rolling her eyes waiting for me to free up the computer for her to do something constructive with it :whocares:

[Parlane]

.

I wish it was warmer so you guys could get out for more rides..... or you could find girlfriends or something...

a/s/l ?

[Eyegasm]

.


a/s/l ?

Think Paul is to old to understand that jargon...

[Paul in NZ]

Think Paul is to old to understand that jargon...

Paul IS old enough not to give a hoot about jargon..... Besdies, I think we wrestled em all to death back in the 50's

[Parlane]

.
Paul IS old enough not to give a hoot about jargon..... Besdies, I think we wrestled em all to death back in the 50's

Racist.

[Crasherfromwayback]

My wife is sitting looking right over my shoulder rolling her eyes waiting for me to free up the computer for her to do something constructive with it :whocares:

What's not constructive about hurling mud at each other on KB?

[Parlane]

Q) i think you'll find that pipe has corrosion coming through from under the clear coat. that look is not normal. <small> nzmarty1 (http://www.trademe.co.nz/Members/Listings.aspx?member=1790180) (14 (http://www.trademe.co.nz/Members/Feedback.aspx?member=1790180) http://www.trademe.co.nz/images/star10.gif) 9:41 am, Fri 29 Jul </small>
A) ok mate that's cool , at a close inspection its stone chips. if the new owner has a problem with the look of the can, im sure they can have it polished or painted, as it is, it sounds good, doesn't leek at all and is safe so i have no problem with it at all. thanks. <small class="NoWrapping"> 9:52 am, Fri 29 Jul



Um... Does anyone have stone chips on the top of their exhaust ? I can imagine the sides and under it, but not really much on the top.
</small>

[short-circuit]

What's not constructive about hurling mud at each other on KB?

Exactly that's what I tell her before I order the bitch to get back into the kitchen to fix me some lunch

[Parlane]

Exactly that's what I tell her before I order the bitch to get back into the kitchen to fix me some lunch

Man, you must be pretty sure she doesn't read this forum :P

[short-circuit]

Man, you must be pretty sure she doesn't read this forum :P

Heh yeah she sure as fuck wasn't sitting in the vicinity when I made that last post

[Bikemad]

Exactly that's what I tell her before I order the bitch to get back into the kitchen to fix me some lunch

she aint there now is she

[short-circuit]

she aint there now is she










....no, she's not

[White trash]

Q) i think you'll find that pipe has corrosion coming through from under the clear coat. that look is not normal. <small> nzmarty1 (http://www.trademe.co.nz/Members/Listings.aspx?member=1790180) (14 (http://www.trademe.co.nz/Members/Feedback.aspx?member=1790180) http://www.trademe.co.nz/images/star10.gif) 9:41 am, Fri 29 Jul </small>
A) ok mate that's cool , at a close inspection its stone chips. if the new owner has a problem with the look of the can, im sure they can have it polished or painted, as it is, it sounds good, doesn't leek at all and is safe so i have no problem with it at all. thanks. <small class="NoWrapping"> 9:52 am, Fri 29 Jul



Um... Does anyone have stone chips on the top of their exhaust ? I can imagine the sides and under it, but not really much on the top.
</small>

Think you'll find it's an ex race bike, first registered in 2005. Race bikes get stone chips of that variety in the weirdest fucken places on account of them spending a bit of time sliding through gravel traps.

[nodrog]

The queer cunt blacklisted me, all i did was ask if he would like dipping sauce for his chicken strips, and he didnt even answer me. How rude!

[Str8 Jacket]

The queer cunt blacklisted me, all i did was ask if he would like dipping sauce for his chicken strips, and he didnt even answer me. How rude!

Man, you're a real meanie aren't ya!

[nodrog]

Man, you're a real meanie aren't ya!

He is meaner, he put me on a list for black people. Maybe i can claim a beach now?

[Str8 Jacket]

He is meaner, he put me on a list for black people. Maybe i can claim a beach now?

Foreshore!

[Ender EnZed]

If I was this guy (http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/motorbikes/motorbikes/other/auction-395562071.htm) I'd offer him a trade.

[White trash]

If I was this guy (http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/motorbikes/motorbikes/other/auction-395562071.htm) I'd offer him a trade.

Fuggin BRILLIANT!!

Trademe's more entertainment than this fucken place now days.....

[White trash]

20,000 views.

Poor bastard's probably wondering why the hell his bike's got so much interest.

[yod]

If I was this guy (http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/motorbikes/motorbikes/other/auction-395562071.htm) I'd offer him a trade.

"i put a turbo on and it goes hard"

sounds a bit fucking suspect to me....how the hell do you fit a turbo in your undies and what keeps it in place?

[BurningPlastic]

20,000 views.

Poor bastard's probably wondering why the hell his bike's got so much interest.

Yah - thought a few hundred more couldn't hurt :innocent:

[Parlane]

Yah - thought a few hundred more couldn't hurt :innocent:

F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5

Nope still nothing to do.

F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5

[BoristheBiter]

If I was this guy (http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/motorbikes/motorbikes/other/auction-395562071.htm) I'd offer him a trade.

No trade for this one.

http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/motorbikes/motorbikes/sports/auction-388921669.htm

[Parlane]

No trade for this one.

http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/motorbikes/motorbikes/sports/auction-388921669.htm

WTF

"Professionally painted" while high. Very high. So high, the furry wall couldn't save me.

[nodrog]

No trade for this one.

http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/motorbikes/motorbikes/sports/auction-388921669.htm

That bike was a feature bike in a motorcycle magazine years ago.

[Indiana_Jones]

No trade for this one.

http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/motorbikes/motorbikes/sports/auction-388921669.htm

I now know where the gay honda rider stereotype comes from lol

-Indy

[Ender EnZed]

No trade for this one.

http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/motorbikes/motorbikes/sports/auction-388921669.htm

Fuck me, that thing's still for sale? It must've been on there for at least 2 years now at the same price. I guess he just really wants to keep it.

[Indiana_Jones]

Fuck me, that thing's still for sale? It must've been on there for at least 2 years now at the same price. I guess he just really wants to keep it.

Keep it in the closet?

-Indy

[fokky]

twelve pages?think he knows hes a cunt now......go for a ride gentlemen:scooter:

[Indiana_Jones]

Seriously, this thread is pure awesome like a toffee apple with Appleton's on top

I have playing with the boys stuck in my head.

I need to touch myself...........hard........and rough

but gentle at the same time

-Indy

[fokky]

Seriously, this thread is pure awesome like a toffee apple with Appleton's on top

I have playing with the boys stuck in my head.

I need to touch myself...........hard........and rough

but gentle at the same time

-Indy
aw ok...jesus sorry i missed the whole point.silly me.i ll watch and learn

[BoristheBiter]

I now know where the gay honda rider stereotype comes from lol

-Indy

The guys trade me name says it all.

[White trash]

The guys trade me name says it all.

"His" name's Rosemary actually mate.

[Katman]

That bike was a feature bike in a motorcycle magazine years ago.

This one?

http://www.policeshop.com.au/cart/images/products/detail_250_tie_tac_003.jpg

[nodrog]

This one?

http://www.policeshop.com.au/cart/images/products/detail_250_tie_tac_003.jpg

LOL close.

[Indiana_Jones]

aw ok...jesus sorry i missed the whole point.silly me.i ll watch and learn

Oh no you don't, you get in and give me a hand big boy

-Indy

[Dodgy_Matt]

F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5

Nope still nothing to do.

F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5

Put me down for 50 F5 please... ahhahaha.

Maybe I should have got this instead of my Honda
:shit:

[marty]

Yah - thought a few hundred more couldn't hurt :innocent:

how do you see how many views it's had?

[Ender EnZed]

how do you see how many views it's had?

There's a counter at the bottom of the page.

[Ender EnZed]

If I was this guy (http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/motorbikes/motorbikes/other/auction-395562071.htm) I'd offer him a trade.

UPDATE: There are now photos.


They're good. I'd like to see it take a right hand corner.

[marty]

There's a counter at the bottom of the page.

OMG there is too! Never noticed that before. It now seems to have jumped by +100....

[Oblivion]

Quick someone make a program that constantly refreshes his auction page. :yes:

[skippa1]

shy about his tyres:blink:

[placidfemme]

He is meaner, he put me on a list for black people. Maybe i can claim a beach now?

bahahahaha ....

[BoristheBiter]

"His" name's Rosemary actually mate.

Fare cop but i was meaning her trade me name (fruitcake13) not real name.

[dogsnbikes]

Bloody F5 button I think there is something wrong with it, everytime my finger touch's it it goes into a spasam:innocent:

[marty]

blacklisted........

[hayd3n]

control r works good ya just hold it dont and it constantly refreshes

[ducatilover]

I didn't wanna bring up the mileage thing. Given the poor cunt enough shit today :)

I asked a question thingy on the van, I think we need a sarcasm font :facepalm:

[hayd3n]

Oops, there was a slip up!

Something went wrong (banana error 500). Please go back and try again, or use the browse links below.

Sorry, folks. Our banana error maintenance team are working on the problem, and will get it sorted soon.

[DrunkenMistake]

Could be a cunt and report his auction for breech of terms and conditions..


4.1 G
You must not complete a transaction outside of the Trade Me process or otherwise seek to avoid Trade Me's success fees. Attempts by you to avoid fees, including through multiple memberships, premature auction withdrawal, or otherwise, may result in Trade Me suspending or terminating your membership at the discretion of Trade Me.

4.2 G
When you list an item for auction on Trade Me, you should do so with the intention of selling this item through the site. Therefore you should not advertise your item through another forum. If you remove a listing for an auction you will incur a non-refundable withdrawal fee, regardless of the reason.

In his Auction he says..

Muppet cunt
i reserve the right to withdraw auction as advertised elsewhere
That is if you want to be dicks, you could report it or whatever haha. :innocent:

[flyingcrocodile46]

Lol. He has taken a hiding. Somewhat more restrained in his response now I see. Didn't even flinch when I asked him "Is this the one you binned in April?" Just trotted out "yes it is" and didn't even blacklist me.

[blackdog]

100k+ views.

[Spearfish]

#194..............................

[Hopeful Bastard]

LOL. Seems to me mate, You are trying to rip some poor bugger off somewhere... "Goes hard"... Mate - You still have chicken strips.
"Power".... In a straight line eh buddy? lol.




Just asked the poor bugger these.. Lets see if i get a response.

[Hopeful Bastard]

Shit mate... My 1.5L doesnt even get that distance for $50... Maybe when gas was $1.20 a litre.... What mods you done to the Van for it to get that distance


And thats the question to the Van he has for sale.... Wonder how long till i get blacklisted...:innocent:

Or till he comes back with replies :drinkup::jerry:

[nodrog]

This one?

http://www.policeshop.com.au/cart/images/products/detail_250_tie_tac_003.jpg

Bike rider magazine, issue 27 Oct/Nov 2005, page 50.

[racefactory]

240,000 views but only 4 million in the whole country? Who's been refreshing this page!!!

[Latte]

240,000 views but only 4 million in the whole country? Who's been refreshing this page!!!

I broke my F5 button :)

[short-circuit]

I broke my F5 button :)

heh me too

[JATZ]

I broke my F5 button :)

ctrl R FTW :headbang:

Not that I would do such a thing :innocent: :shutup:

[The Singing Chef]

276760 views now....shit :shit:

[PrincessBandit]

276760 views now....shit :shit:

Yeah, and for something so fugly!

[hayd3n]

ctrl r
:gob::gob:

[Parlane]

360,000


lmfao

[Virago]

This is a bit like a Telethon.

When it gets to 1,000,000 shall we all sing and dance to celebrate...?

[FJRider]

If it doesn't sell ... it's not because nobody saw his add ... :lol:

[Parlane]

Q) wow thats alot of views _christina (139 ) 8:32 pm, Sat 30 Jul
A) lol thanks 9:14 pm, Sat 30 Jul

Is _christina from this forum? Or just a random who was actually curious about this bike?

[Katman]

Is _christina from this forum? Or just a random who was actually curious about this bike?

Honestly, who gives a fuck?

There's such a thing as stroking a dry cock.

[Parlane]

Honestly, who gives a fuck?

There's such a thing as stroking a dry cock.

Katman, not everyone has your problems.

[BigAl]

Nearly at 500k, more fun than watching rugby.......

[marty]

lol someone's running something - it's going up by 1000 every 10 seconds!

[Wannabiker]

Just clicked over 500k.... Someone is holding down their F5 button I think... what else woud you do for entratainment on a Saturday night.... :blink:

[NJ83]

Just clicked over 500k.... Someone is holding down their F5 button I think... what else woud you do for entratainment on a Saturday night.... :blink:

well it is winter time and you'd have to be extra suicidal to ride on a winters night!!! (according to a certain ad on TM anyways)

[marty]

over 1/2 a million views....

[DanielSumi]

:facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm: :facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm: :facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm: :facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm: :facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm: :facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm: :facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm: :facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm: :facepalm::facepalm:

/facepalm 10chars

[crystalball]

:corn: wow lol, this add is amazing.

[Oblivion]

The Auction has 1,000,000 views as of 1:52am

Are you happy now people? :shutup::gob:

http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/402/fknloose.png/ <- PROOF

[Oblivion]

Before anyone asks why I was following it for Half an hour waiting and spamming F5 like the devilish little troll I am, :devil2:(Much like you all) I would like to say the words, "Because I can."

[Berries]

Nah, I don't understand. Why the fascination with upping the number of page views?

I bet the guy is crying his eyes out?????

[Latte]

2 Million Hits ...

[BurningPlastic]

Next goal is 5 million :blink:

Auction closes on Tuesday so shouldn't be too hard!

[NJ83]

At what point will trademe pull the auction?

[BurningPlastic]

No reason for them to pull the auction - nobody is putting stupid bids on - it just has a lot of views ;->

[Katman]

Call me dense but.......

.....while I can understand the humorous entertainment to be gained by telling someone "you're a twat", I fail to see the logic behind "you're a twat and I'm going to sit here for an hour constantly refreshing your auction page just to show how much of a twat you are".

I mean, I'm starting to have trouble figuring out who the twat is. :scratch:

[Smifffy]

3 million page hits can't be wrong, can they?

:facepalm:


Call me dense but.......

.....while I can understand the humorous entertainment to be gained by telling someone "you're a twat", I fail to see the logic behind "you're a twat and I'm going to sit here for an hour constantly refreshing your auction page just to show how much of a twat you are".

I mean, I'm starting to have trouble figuring out who the twat is. :scratch:

[scumdog]

Call me dense but.......

.....while I can understand the humorous entertainment to be gained by telling someone "you're a twat", I fail to see the logic behind "you're a twat and I'm going to sit here for an hour constantly refreshing your auction page just to show how much of a twat you are".

I mean, I'm starting to have trouble figuring out who the twat is. :scratch:

Likewise.

Kinda like on-line pulling-wings-off-flys sorta entertainment...:wacko:

[NordieBoy]

Likewise.

Kinda like on-line pulling-wings-off-flys sorta entertainment...:wacko:

Only fun the first couple of times?

[fkn_loose]

good thred cheers !! thanks for all the views too =) :motu:

[yod]

Call me dense but.......

.....while I can understand the humorous entertainment to be gained by telling someone "you're a twat", I fail to see the logic behind "you're a twat and I'm going to sit here for an hour constantly refreshing your auction page just to show how much of a twat you are".

I mean, I'm starting to have trouble figuring out who the twat is. :scratch:

Hi Dense,

Do you think someone is actually sitting there hitting their F5 button for days on end or is it more likely they've got an automated script doing it?

[jasonu]

This is a bit like a Telethon.

When it gets to 1,000,000 shall we all sing and dance to celebrate...?

and get Kamahl to sing the elephant song too

[Berries]

Do you think someone is actually sitting there hitting their F5 button for days on end or is it more likely they've got an automated script doing it?
The methods people go to to increase an onscreen number eh? I still wonder why. Does the seller get penalised or something?

[fkn_loose]

no i don't get penalized for all the views and as for all the silly questions that are un related to the bike and are just aimed at attempting to ridicule me , i just email trademe and they remove the question for them never to be seen, even when the auction closes, so there's no point in wasting your time, it dose not phase me at all, each is entitled to there own opinion of me and i accept that. im just trying to sell the god forsaken thing. if you would like me to post pics of the scrub marks on the edges of the tires i will post them on this thread, and a for the cut up face if you like i will post pics of my full face helmet that by the way the visor was closed and also the top half of my face so that you can see just how the barb wire fence hit my face and ripped the visor off and proceeded to tear up my face and almost cost me my left eye. . .


as for the speed thing the gearing was 15 tooth front and 47 rear i pulled the run before the bike was crashed and converted to s-f and the speedo genuinely read 318 before i puled on the anchors on. i have now done some research and have concluded that it would have been highly inaccurate.(hence i was wrong) i have since re attempted this with the new standard gearing with the bike naked and i can not exceed 261kmh at the top of the rev range in 6th.

so all you assholes out there that bagged on me can all go fuck yourselves and start acting like grownups . although the thread was quiet entertaining to read.

all i want is to sell the bike


no hard feelings

FKN_LOOSE

[Oblivion]

Whoever's Trademe account is giant1000, Congratulations on making the first bid in over 3.5 million views :killingme

[Katman]

Do you think someone is actually sitting there hitting their F5 button for days on end or is it more likely they've got an automated script doing it?

Ah, that makes perfect sense then.




















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[yod]

Ah, that makes perfect sense then.



I quite agree, not my idea of a weekend away either but there ya go...

[Pussy]

the speedo genuinely read 318 before i puled on the anchors on.

Absolute BULLSHIT.
The maximum reading that you would see on the speedometer is 299km/h. And you wouldn't even see that on a K1 GSX-R600

[Latte]

Absolute BULLSHIT.
The maximum reading that you would see on the speedometer is 299km/h. And you wouldn't even see that on a K1 GSX-R600

Vapor Dash IIRC. Possibly configured inaccurately.

Would be a good idea for avoiding speeding tickets - "Fuck I was caning it, doing 150 when that cop passed me, followed by that grandma in her Daewoo, and that kid on his Moped, craaaazy"

[Dodgy_Matt]

Question:Good luck with sale.Did you get out for a ride today while all the ''tough guy bikers'' at KB played refresh a page.Stand tall bro your probably a better dude than they ll ever be. fockpace (65 ) 5:04 pm, Sun 31 Jul


Knob :facepalm:

[Stylo]

Absolute BULLSHIT.
The maximum reading that you would see on the speedometer is 299km/h. And you wouldn't even see that on a K1 GSX-R600

And I'm very sure my speedo is way out of kilter , I'm enjoying this thread...243767.....:shit:

[marty]

nice turkey strips on the bus :)

[John_H]

Knob :facepalm:

Why?






......

[Latte]

Why?






......

Too close to the truth?

[Indiana_Jones]

"Good luck with sale.Did you get out for a ride today while all the ''tough guy bikers'' at KB played refresh a page.Stand tall bro your probably a better dude than they ll ever be."

lolz :sunny:

-Indy

[EJK]

This thread is begging for tags :(

[NordieBoy]

This thread is begging for tags :(

Tag: Begging for tags.

[The Singing Chef]

7.2 mil

Dear god!:shit:

[NordieBoy]

7.2 mil

Dear god!:shit:

About 1,000 views per second...

[White trash]

no i don't get penalized for all the views and as for all the silly questions that are un related to the bike and are just aimed at attempting to ridicule me , i just email trademe and they remove the question for them never to be seen, even when the auction closes, so there's no point in wasting your time, it dose not phase me at all, each is entitled to there own opinion of me and i accept that. im just trying to sell the god forsaken thing. if you would like me to post pics of the scrub marks on the edges of the tires i will post them on this thread, and a for the cut up face if you like i will post pics of my full face helmet that by the way the visor was closed and also the top half of my face so that you can see just how the barb wire fence hit my face and ripped the visor off and proceeded to tear up my face and almost cost me my left eye. . .


as for the speed thing the gearing was 15 tooth front and 47 rear i pulled the run before the bike was crashed and converted to s-f and the speedo genuinely read 318 before i puled on the anchors on. i have now done some research and have concluded that it would have been highly inaccurate.(hence i was wrong) i have since re attempted this with the new standard gearing with the bike naked and i can not exceed 261kmh at the top of the rev range in 6th.

so all you assholes out there that bagged on me can all go fuck yourselves and start acting like grownups . although the thread was quiet entertaining to read.

all i want is to sell the bike


no hard feelings

FKN_LOOSE

So you'll accept my 2500?

[ducatilover]

So you'll accept my 2500?

You generous cunt.