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merv

31st July 2011, 16:23

What a way to make it into this world http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=10741998

Then to be forever known as "our little Hell Pizza baby".

Geeen

31st July 2011, 16:30

I'm sorry but :facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm:!!! That's just funny.

merv

31st July 2011, 16:33

Surely those condoms were made of the highest quality materials to be found in China :blink:.

FJRider

31st July 2011, 16:52

And they wonder why China has such a high population ... perhaps WE should export them TO China ... :innocent:

pzkpfw

31st July 2011, 17:17

Doctors have been sued for failed vasectomies...

I didn't see - are these people going to get Hell to pay for their kids?

maggot

31st July 2011, 17:20

They make fucking good pizza though!

sil3nt

31st July 2011, 17:21

How can you prove it was the condom failure that led to the pregnancy?

avgas

31st July 2011, 17:54

How can you prove it was the condom failure that led to the pregnancy?
I am sure the both swallowed one before sex. So how did they get pregnant.

What the hell do you mean put on your penis!!?????:facepalm:

avgas

31st July 2011, 17:56

And they wonder why China has such a high population ... perhaps WE should export them TO China ... :innocent:
Don't let facts or birth figures get in the way of a good poke :innocent:

1 child policy.......makes NZ seem like a breeder colony with 2.5 kids.

FJRider

31st July 2011, 18:08

Don't let facts or birth figures get in the way of a good poke :innocent:

1 child policy.......makes NZ seem like a breeder colony with 2.5 kids.

2.5 ... ???? :blink: Most "familys" on the DPB ... have an average of 4.5 ... :facepalm:

The Lone Rider

31st July 2011, 18:41

If the condoms are shoddy, I personally think Hell Pizza should front some money to pay for the kids education at least.

Smifffy

31st July 2011, 19:18

Hardly surprising - Hell pizza aren't to be trusted IMO - shame cos I did like their pizzas

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/business/news/article.cfm?c_id=3&objectid=10740482

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/business/news/article.cfm?c_id=3&objectid=10737537

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/business/news/article.cfm?c_id=3&objectid=10730339

EJK

31st July 2011, 22:44

Someone here on KB once said:

"Up the bum, no baby"

Scouse

1st August 2011, 03:56

They make fucking good pizza though!no they dont

Maha

1st August 2011, 06:57

Someone here on KB once said:

"Up the bum, no baby"

Yes, and he gave birth three weeks later....:yes:

Indiana_Jones

1st August 2011, 08:14

Standing up in the shower on a full moon = no baby

-Indy

ducatilover

1st August 2011, 08:35

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=10742137

Can't have been a Hell box.

avgas

1st August 2011, 10:19

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=10742137

Can't have been a Hell box.
Errrr the motorway is a bit late to organise the seat belt for a child.

avgas

1st August 2011, 10:23

ducatilover

1st August 2011, 10:25

Errrr the motorway is a bit late to organise the seat belt for a child.

Kid may have been found in the pizza box and this is just a cover up?

Usarka

1st August 2011, 16:45

Yumm that condom tastes like cheese and anchovy.

Ooops sorry love I forgot to put it on.

jazfender

1st August 2011, 21:06

What a way to make it into this world http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=10741998

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=10742137

Hardly surprising - Hell pizza aren't to be trusted IMO - shame cos I did like their pizzas

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/business/news/article.cfm?c_id=3&objectid=10740482

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/business/news/article.cfm?c_id=3&objectid=10737537

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/business/news/article.cfm?c_id=3&objectid=10730339

Yeah broad range of sources. Fucking parrots.

From Hell's facebook:

"Thanks for your support (some of you). Given HELL's record at giving to charity and sponsorship, there is more to this story that meets the eye. We'd ask you to reserve judgement until we're able to get the HELL side of the story into the public arena. Fair?"

merv

1st August 2011, 21:17

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=10742137

Can't have been a Hell box.

So pizza box, the new Polynesian "air bag". At least they are stronger boxes than you get at KFC - smart family.

Smifffy

1st August 2011, 22:44

Yeah it does appear that the harold does have an axe to grind with 'em, but still some of the stories from from former franchise holders makes the company appear over mercenary.

There appeared to be a major tale of intrigue over my nearest franchise changing hands too.

Enough smoke for me to no longer wish to support them.

Yeah broad range of sources. Fucking parrots.

From Hell's facebook:

"Thanks for your support (some of you). Given HELL's record at giving to charity and sponsorship, there is more to this story that meets the eye. We'd ask you to reserve judgement until we're able to get the HELL side of the story into the public arena. Fair?"