Bring out your flaming torches!

[Mom]

Pitch Forks preffered - they leave holes :innocent:

Fucken MUT!

I refer to the 1 percenter that I encountered tonight on my way home from work.

Usually I have no problem with anyone on two wheels, regardless of what they are wearing/riding. Most are considerate of my riding, respect my space and leave me to get on with it. I got an escort for a while from a bunch of Hells Angels not long after I started commuting, we shared the tunnels and made a hell racket :woohoo: Well I tried to and they acknowledged my efforts :shutup: I got nods as they went passed me :yes:

I was riding home tonight and saw this incredibly bright, flickering light in the distance behind me, pegged it for a bike. Next thing I know I cant see! I am totally blinded by this very bright headlight behind me reflecting in my well adjusted mirrors.

Thought it was Dangerous Bastard with his HID lights for a moment, but realised soon enough it could not have been, as despite my best attempts to let this biker know I was struggling to see, he did not dip his lights. If anything he moved to make it worse for me? DB would never do that :shutup: Slowed down and moved left (there was a queue of cars and no hope of passing, but he could have gone past me at least). NO, he prefers to blind me for a bit longer.


Finally, on an over taking lane :baby: he blows past me on his POS, noise making, poorly tuned, 2 wheeled vehicle. I gave him the universal hand signal of displeasure, did not make me feel better, but having his OTT Hi Beam lights out of my face was pure pleasure.

First bad experience on the road from the 1% element for me personally.

[98tls]

:killingmeBloody hell Mom,if that pissed you off try going on a Poker run that takes in some good twisty roads there they really come to the fore of muppetness.:facepalm:Gets more hilarious after every pub.

[Oblivion]

Ready the harpoon :angry:

[Mom]

:killingmeBloody hell Mom,if that pissed you off try going on a Poker run that takes in some good twisty roads there they really come to the fore of muppetness.:facepalm:Gets more hilarious after every pub.

LOL, I hear you! No, have been there done that. Like I said I dont usually get too pissed off, I am adept at avoiding crap:innocent:

This was out of order, he must have seen he was blinding me :tugger: I reckon he was getting a bit "firm" thinking how amusing it was to see me attempting to avoid his glare. "Firm" is probably how he needs to be 24/7 as his penis is an inny :laugh:

[98tls]

I reckon he was getting a bit "firm" thinking how amusing it was to see me attempting to avoid his glare. "Firm" is probably how he needs to be 24/7 as his penis is an inny :laugh: Maybe he was on his way home to the old booze hag saw your arse so decided to light it up awhile,just think eh,hes probably as we type banging the booze hag thinking of nothing more than your lit up bum.:woohoo:

[newhere]

Pitch Forks preffered - they leave holes :innocent:

Fucken MUT!

I refer to the 1 percenter that I encountered tonight on my way home from work.

Usually I have no problem with anyone on two wheels, regardless of what they are wearing/riding. Most are considerate of my riding, respect my space and leave me to get on with it. I got an escort for a while from a bunch of Hells Angels not long after I started commuting, we shared the tunnels and made a hell racket :woohoo: Well I tried to and they acknowledged my efforts :shutup: I got nods as they went passed me :yes:

I was riding home tonight and saw this incredibly bright, flickering light in the distance behind me, pegged it for a bike. Next thing I know I cant see! I am totally blinded by this very bright headlight behind me reflecting in my well adjusted mirrors.

Thought it was Dangerous Bastard with his HID lights for a moment, but realised soon enough it could not have been, as despite my best attempts to let this biker know I was struggling to see, he did not dip his lights. If anything he moved to make it worse for me? DB would never do that :shutup: Slowed down and moved left (there was a queue of cars and no hope of passing, but he could have gone past me at least). NO, he prefers to blind me for a bit longer.


Finally, on an over taking lane :baby: he blows past me on his POS, noise making, poorly tuned, 2 wheeled vehicle. I gave him the universal hand signal of displeasure, did not make me feel better, but having his OTT Hi Beam lights out of my face was pure pleasure.

First bad experience on the road from the 1% element for me personally.


What an arsehole :shit: Poor you!

[Oakie]

his penis is an inny :laugh:
Wouldn't that make it a vagina?

[Oblivion]

Wouldn't that make it a vagina?

Depends.... Is it self lubricating? :bleh:

[Trudes]

You saw "him" though didn't ya?!

[The Singing Chef]

God i hate that, had a cage do that on my Sunday night ride down to Tauranga, all the way through the Gorge. No matter what hand signal i pulled he never dimmed his lights.

[hellokitty]

God i hate that, had a cage do that on my Sunday night ride down to Tauranga, all the way through the Gorge. No matter what hand signal i pulled he never dimmed his lights.

I get people flashing their lights at me when I am in my car - as if I am on high beam when I am not. My car has those really gross bright white lights that are blinding even when on normal beam. :facepalm: truly horrible.

[The Singing Chef]

I get people flashing their lights at me when I am in my car - as if I am on high beam when I am not. My car has those really gross bright white lights that are blinding even when on normal beam. :facepalm: truly horrible.

Alot of people do that to me on my bike, i didn't think they were that bright...:innocent:

[hellokitty]

Alot of people do that to me on my bike, i didn't think they were that bright...:innocent:

I have followed my husband on his bike when the sun reflects off his mirrors and it blinds you - its really awful - there is no way that guy didn't know he was blinding Mom.
Must have had a teeny weeny for sure :angry:

[hellokitty]

LOL, I hear you! No, have been there done that. Like I said I dont usually get too pissed off, I am adept at avoiding crap:innocent:

This was out of order, he must have seen he was blinding me :tugger: I reckon he was getting a bit "firm" thinking how amusing it was to see me attempting to avoid his glare. "Firm" is probably how he needs to be 24/7 as his penis is an inny :laugh:

Maybe he wanted to know why you weren't at home in the kitchen where all good womenfolk should be, especially at that time of day when you should have been cooking your man his tea!

[flyingcrocodile46]

First bad experience on the road from the 1% element for me personally.

Many would have forgotten the event by the time they got home. If indeed it even counts as an event... sorry, what were we talking about?

[Mom]

Maybe he was on his way home to the old booze hag saw your arse so decided to light it up awhile,just think eh,hes probably as we type banging the booze hag thinking of nothing more than your lit up bum.:woohoo:

Apparently I have to spread myself around etc...

[Maha]

..if a ''cager'' does the slighest of things 'considered wrong' they get hammered...but if its another bike?....all is well. Not so, remember how DB got slapped on here because he does the same thing?...and does not care?

What I notice about some threads is, that some who post, just pick up on the 'tone' of said thread and go with that...
Nothing intelligent is added...
IE: ''Many would have forgotten the event by the time they got home. If indeed it even counts as an event... sorry, what were we talking about?''

[Kickaha]

thinking of nothing more than your lit up bum.:woohoo:

Maybe he doesn't have a widescreen imagination

[oneofsix]

..if a ''cager'' does the slighest of things 'considered wrong' they get hammered...but if its another bike?....all is well. Not so, remember how DB got slapped on here because he does the same thing?...and does not care?

:yes: It's dangerous for him and its dangerous for other road users. He is just too stupid to imagine how it is dangerous for him because he is probably caught up in the brighter is better BS. He doesn't realise that the other road users have to actually see him, and not just the bright glow of his light, to avoid him. The full beam light will make the other road user misjudge the distance to him, often making him appear further away than he is.

[Sable]

If someone fucks me off with erratic driving and/or stupid irritating shit like braking on straight roads and sitting at 40 I'll quite happily throw on my high beams for them. This guy may have been oblivious that he had high beams on at all?

[Oakie]

Maybe he doesn't have a widescreen imagination

Are you saying that he couldn't be thinking of Mom's bum because he doesn't have widescreen imagination? :innocent:

[Spearfish]

I can assure you Mom that it wasn't me unless your eyes are particularly good then a 6 volt yellow soft glow could possibly cause a few problems.

[nzmikey]

MOM I saw both you & MAHA heading down in the morning & then back again last night :yes: I went to wave but as I was in my truck I figured that you would wonder who the hell I was waving at :blink:

[Banditbandit]

Y'all are assuming this turkey knew firstly that he was on main beam and also that he knew how to dip his light ...

That's a couple of BIG assumptions to make of yer typical 1%er ...

[PrincessBandit]

Pitch Forks preffered - they leave holes :innocent:



I'm off to sharpen my bitchfork and get ready to join you for a weiner roast!

[Katman]

God i hate that, had a cage do that on my Sunday night ride down to Tauranga, all the way through the Gorge. No matter what hand signal i pulled he never dimmed his lights.

Did the idea of finding somewhere to pull over so they could pass not occur to you?

[Kickaha]

Did the idea of finding somewhere to pull over so they could pass not occur to you?

Let someone pass voluntarily without putting up a fight? you must be crazy

[jazfender]

what's a MUT?

[PrincessBandit]

what's a MUT?

No idea. Thread hijack alert though:
while we're on the topic of wtf does "such-and-such" mean, has anyone else heard of "See you next tuesday" being used as a euphemism for "the C word" (another euphemism, as I generally don't say that word)?

I said to a student this afternoon, "see you next Tuesday" and my boss nearly wet himself. Sez him, "did you just say 'see you next Tuesday'?" Me: "uh, yeah, why?" Him: "don't you know what that means?" Me: "er, are you serious? doesn't it mean see you next Tuesday?" Him: "nah, when you want to call someone a C%nt you just say 'C U next Tuesday'"

What the hell? Anyone else heard of this?

[jazfender]

Anyone else heard of this?

Yeah, at lunchtimes by the rope swing.

[The Singing Chef]

Did the idea of finding somewhere to pull over so they could pass not occur to you?

It had but my bike isn't suited for adventure riding up cliffs etc.. and with cars coming on the other side there would be no room to pass anyway.

[Berries]

Apparently I have to spread myself around etc...
I think you were which is why he had to put the high beam on.

[Scouse]

Many would have forgotten the event by the time they got home. If indeed it even counts as an event... sorry, what were we talking about?So it was you ya tiny peinisd cretin

[flyingcrocodile46]

So it was you ya tiny peinisd cretin

Why are you concerned about my penis size. Are you hungry for large peni?

[PrincessBandit]

Are you hungry for large peni?

Is that a new type of pasta?

[Berries]

Best eaten al dente apparently.

[ducatilover]

What a wascally wabbit!

[avgas]

1%? More like 90%......

I have found that most people I meet these days are knobs of the highest order.
Seems the standards have dropped. Everyone want's to be cool now.

Knobs.