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mattian
2nd August 2011, 22:50
Been listening to radio live tonight and the hot topic has been all about this years boobs on bikes parade happening tomorrow.
Apparently they're crossing the harbour bridge!..... crikey. Will be a bit nippy up there :blink:

mattian
3rd August 2011, 22:52
Holy heck! 250 views and not a single retort??
Did it happen today? Didn't hear much about it. Seems have passed pretty much under the radar compared with previous years.

Geeen
3rd August 2011, 22:56
I think its now called Pogs on Hogs :whistle: or maybe Slappas on Jappas? The "Parade" holds no interest for me as they usually aren't very nice tits

Big Dave
3rd August 2011, 22:58
Interest has sagged perviously.

XxKiTtiExX
3rd August 2011, 22:59
Didn't even know about it until it was already done and dusted

ExpertoCrede
3rd August 2011, 23:39
Not that many bikes either and that includes the Biker Cop rides.

Usarka
4th August 2011, 07:42
I think its now called Pogs on Hogs :whistle: or maybe Slappas on Jappas? The "Parade" holds no interest for me as they usually aren't very nice tits

Nice.

Floppers on choppers?

VD's on HD's?

Maha
4th August 2011, 07:52
Holy heck! 250 views and not a single retort??


Thats because there were not pics to look at, what good is Boobs on Bikes thread without pics.

I had a 'For Sale' thread on here a few years ago, two pics of the bike ond one of the Hydrolink Girls at Pukekohe...the pic of the girls got the most hits, more than double that of the bike...:yes:

oneofsix
4th August 2011, 08:04
Did the Auckland council get smarter or were they just too busy being the big little city? Palmerston North and Wellington knew straight up how to deal with the master publicist, ignore him. As soon as a Councillor in Auckland stood up to complain about the ride we all got to know it was on and he got the publicity he wanted.
Other than that it was never a great show of tit.

Voltaire
4th August 2011, 08:15
Interest has sagged perviously.

Lack of support...?:innocent:

oneofsix
4th August 2011, 08:19
Lack of support...?:innocent:

plenty of volunteers to give them a hand, or two.

cave weta
4th August 2011, 08:22
Did the Auckland council get smarter or were they just too busy being the big little city? Palmerston North and Wellington knew straight up how to deal with the master publicist, ignore him. As soon as a Councillor in Auckland stood up to complain about the ride we all got to know it was on and he got the publicity he wanted.
Other than that it was never a great show of tit.

Can you believe that at 10.00am this morning Steve Crow is bringing the parade to Waihi- how fuckin sad is that!

and then at 11.00 am they will weave their way through the mobility scooters of KatiKati

Poor desperate sad bastards. I think I might go and buy a packet of Z nails....

oneofsix
4th August 2011, 08:35
Can you believe that at 10.00am this morning Steve Crow is bringing the parade to Waihi- how fuckin sad is that!

and then at 11.00 am they will weave their way through the mobility scooters of KatiKati

Poor desperate sad bastards. I think I might go and buy a packet of Z nails....

he might cause a rush of heart attacks and mobility scooter crashes if he keeps that up. With his record with the RSA I can't see the mobility scooter bridge been core supporters but they might turn up to view the boobs.

Banditbandit
4th August 2011, 10:49
Did the Auckland council get smarter or were they just too busy being the big little city? Palmerston North and Wellington knew straight up how to deal with the master publicist, ignore him. As soon as a Councillor in Auckland stood up to complain about the ride we all got to know it was on and he got the publicity he wanted.
Other than that it was never a great show of tit.

Yup - no moral majority to protest - no publicity - no audience ...

paturoa
4th August 2011, 12:41
By coincidence (realy!) I was getting lunch as the "parade" went by. It was hopeless, there were only about 2 or 3 good bikes. One I did like was a very tasty TL1000R in blue.

Latte
4th August 2011, 13:11
I heard a 2 smoker revving it's guts out along Queen St and ran outside to take a look, saw it was the parade and went back inside. Yawn.

Big Dave
4th August 2011, 14:07
Deja Boob.

cave weta
4th August 2011, 14:17
I heard a 2 smoker revving it's guts out along Queen St and ran outside to take a look, saw it was the parade and went back inside. Yawn.

That was a YZ250 on a trailer...
what I want to know is how come they can all ride on trailers and in the back of boats on trailers and on the back of utes on a public road and the police just stand and watch?

try that round here on any other day!

nodrog
4th August 2011, 14:20
Jesus whats wrong with you cunts? who doesnt like boobs?

DEATH_INC.
4th August 2011, 14:42
I think I might go and buy a packet of Z nails.... So they'll stop and you can get a better look?

cave weta
4th August 2011, 15:23
Jesus whats wrong with you cunts? who doesnt like boobs?

I like my missuses boobs. At least I know where they have been.

Have you seen the manky hoes that steve crow has on that parade?

JimO
4th August 2011, 15:28
I like my missuses boobs. At least I know where they have been.



i would probably like them as well, how about a pic:yes:

nodrog
4th August 2011, 16:06
I like my missuses boobs. At least I know where they have been.

Have you seen the manky hoes that steve crow has on that parade?

If you buy the DVD's you can see where theirs have been too.

The mankyer the better I reckon, makes it funnier, thats whats its about aint it? the laughs?

Kornholio
4th August 2011, 23:21
Jesus whats wrong with you cunts? who doesnt like boobs?

Fucken A... there were more chicks perving on the intersection where I was than guys... was a blast... even got a pic with dirty ol Lisa Lewis(had her top on by then tho dammit but still copped a feel ;) ) I think she may have been more into Alice than me tho...... 244049244048

Zamiam
4th August 2011, 23:25
That was a YZ250 on a trailer...
what I want to know is how come they can all ride on trailers and in the back of boats on trailers and on the back of utes on a public road and the police just stand and watch?

try that round here on any other day!

It was a KX and the reason they can ride on trailers is because it's s parade. Haven't you ever noticed Santa on a trailer in the Christmas parade?

Kornholio
4th August 2011, 23:32
Jesus whats wrong with you cunts? who doesnt like boobs?


It was a KX and the reason they can ride on trailers is because it's s parade. Haven't you ever noticed Santa on a trailer in the Christmas parade?

Exactly... here is her on the 'float' :D244051

Zamiam
4th August 2011, 23:34
Did the booby tour today with another 7 bikes for Auckland . Excellent excuse for s days riding and all our gas was paid for. Plenty of spectators in Paeroa, Waihi and Kati Kati - awesome to see grass roots NZ is less conservative than the dicks in
power in Tauranga. Tauranga was awesome - great crowd, some protestors (good on them they are entitled to their say), good work by the Police. Great day and good bikes - didn't see any crap myself, a fee harleys, couple of victories, couple of big suzukis, a guzzi and a BMW amongst those I saw. Everyone of them someone's pride and joy. I'd be happy to ride with these guys and girls any time.

Kornholio
4th August 2011, 23:39
...and someone else... Camera 'person' didn't get a snap of the limo tho goddamit!!

244052

Kornholio
4th August 2011, 23:43
Did the booby tour today with another 7 bikes for Auckland . Excellent excuse for s days riding and all our gas was paid for. Plenty of spectators in Paeroa, Waihi and Kati Kati - awesome to see grass roots NZ is less conservative than the dicks in
power in Tauranga. Tauranga was awesome - great crowd, some protestors (good on them they are entitled to their say), good work by the Police. Great day and good bikes - didn't see any crap myself, a fee harleys, couple of victories, couple of big suzukis, a guzzi and a BMW amongst those I saw. Everyone of them someone's pride and joy. I'd be happy to ride with these guys and girls any time.

Heh dude, is that you above??

jazfender
5th August 2011, 02:43
Jesus whats wrong with you cunts? who doesnt like boobs?

Hard.

Bitching about tits on motorcycles? You sad, old bastards.

cave weta
5th August 2011, 08:23
It was a KX and the reason they can ride on trailers is because it's s parade. Haven't you ever noticed Santa on a trailer in the Christmas parade?

Wakey wakey mate. A 'parade' is on a closed road authorised by local council with adverts in the papers for road closure.

you and your hoes driving slow in a line is not a parade. its pathetic exhibitionism.

Zamiam
5th August 2011, 20:52
Heh dude, is that you above??

No not me.

Zamiam
5th August 2011, 20:57
Wakey wakey mate. A 'parade' is on a closed road authorised by local council with adverts in the papers for road closure.

you and your hoes driving slow in a line is not a parade. its pathetic exhibitionism.

Whatever - permit for a "parade' issued by Auckland City. Road closed by NZ Police using what they call a rolling closure but what would I know. Back to your cave mate where you can sit happy in the knowledge that you know everything and nothing will offend you.

sil3nt
6th August 2011, 16:09
Lisa Lewis :sick:

Heard you can hire her for the weekend. Only a couple of grand :sick: :sick:

Geeen
6th August 2011, 20:36
Lisa Lewis :sick:

Heard you can hire her for the weekend. Only a couple of grand :sick: :sick:

What a ripoff.

Madness
6th August 2011, 21:28
Heard you can hire her for the weekend. Only a couple of grand :sick: :sick:

You'd want extras like your bike washed & lawns mowed for that sort of coin :yes:

jasonu
7th August 2011, 04:19
Lisa Lewis :sick:

Heard you can hire her for the weekend. Only a couple of grand :sick: :sick:

Get her to paint the roof and fix the plumming while she is there. Cheaper than hireing a contractor and the BJ's at break time would no doubt be better too...

nadroj
7th August 2011, 08:50
She can scrub!244147

Brian d marge
8th August 2011, 03:33
:sick::sick::sick::sick::sick: that was not good

Stephen

jasonu
8th August 2011, 06:16
She can scrub!244147

What is all of the hoopla about? She aint that fuggin flash.

Cheshire Cat
8th August 2011, 10:31
Fucken A... there were more chicks perving on the intersection where I was than guys... was a blast... even got a pic with dirty ol Lisa Lewis(had her top on by then tho dammit but still copped a feel ;) ) I think she may have been more into Alice than me tho...... 244049244048

Shes an ugly slut!! lol her tummy was all hangy and yuck like she'd popped out 50 babies!!!! I didn't realise it was her until i looked at the photos at home. the bike was more of a turn on!!

dangerous
8th August 2011, 18:14
Shes an ugly slut!! lol her tummy was all hangy and yuck like she'd popped out 50 babies!!!! I didn't realise it was her until i looked at the photos at home. the bike was more of a turn on!!
and she is...

st00ji
8th August 2011, 18:26
some fussy people in this thread.

more boobs please

Geeen
8th August 2011, 18:35
and she is...

A slapper who got notoriety by doing a nude streak at some rugby game. Then tried to be a big name in the NZ modeling/Adult industry. Also tried to be a brolly dolly and promo girl. In reality shes a publicity whore who will do pretty much anything to get noticed.

Zamiam
8th August 2011, 19:01
A slapper who got notoriety by doing a nude streak at some rugby game.

Actually streaked in a bikini that she sold on trademe for 4000 or so.

merv
8th August 2011, 19:07
Exactly... here is her on the 'float' :D244051

The boobs the truck driver bought her still seem to be holding up OK :yes:

Geeen
8th August 2011, 19:09
Actually streaked in a bikini that she sold on trademe for 4000 or so.

Thats right :facepalm:

Lazz
12th August 2011, 00:20
By coincidence (realy!) I was getting lunch as the "parade" went by. It was hopeless, there were only about 2 or 3 good bikes. One I did like was a very tasty TL1000R in blue.

I was riding the TL1000R tailing the showgirls ute... kinda sad none of the girls on the ute were topless, and the TL didn't seem to appreciate idling down the road so much either....

did anyone get a decent pic? havent managed to track one down yet....

paturoa
12th August 2011, 11:35
...did anyone get a decent pic? havent managed to track one down yet....

From what I could see the crowd was only taking photos of bikes of the 2 legged variety.