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Lou Girardin
7th July 2005, 12:26
With the cost of fuel going through the roof, alternative fuels are being developed.
There's one car that's been converted to run on ancient ships timber.

It gets around 50 miles per galleon.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: I kill me!
XTC
7th July 2005, 12:30
:no: :no: :no: :no:
Motu
7th July 2005, 12:34
I hope this thread sinks without a trace through a worm hole.
ManDownUnder
7th July 2005, 12:44
Actually - through all the pain... I like it!
Nice one Lou!
Skunk
7th July 2005, 13:27
:nono:
.................
Wolf
7th July 2005, 14:10
One I read as a kid:

Joe: Hey, apparently the Spanish used to travel thousands of miles in a galleon.

Fred: You can't believe everything you hear about those foreign cars.
speights_bud
7th July 2005, 20:53
... :oi-grr:
Waylander
7th July 2005, 20:56
And the whole world listens for the sound of one hand clapping...
T.I.E
7th July 2005, 21:03
:sneaky2:
hmmmmm i don't know about this thread.
Eurodave
7th July 2005, 21:09
What do sea monsters eat?










Fish n ships!
Eurodave
7th July 2005, 21:10
What do nuclear reactors eat?







Fission chips
Eurodave
7th July 2005, 21:16
What do Kiwis eat?









Fush an chups!
Eurodave
7th July 2005, 21:24
Did you hear about Fords new car?
Its similar to their V8
Theyll call it the Urine8
Itll be used mostly for pissing around town
rfc85
8th July 2005, 06:13
:puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke:
Drew
9th July 2005, 19:02
I find it completely absurd, that a thread as bad as this, continues to get replies, and yet, here I am adding to the list. WHEN WILL IT END?!!!!
hXc
9th July 2005, 19:38
I must be slow or something. I had to look at it twice to see it. Man I'm stupid but well done.

One cookie said to his mate when they were put in the oven, "Man it's hot in here." The other cookie said, "Holy fuck! A talking cookie."
Waylander
9th July 2005, 19:44
I must be slow or something. I had to look at it twice to see it. Man I'm stupid but well done.

One cookie said to his mate when they were put in the oven, "Man it's hot in here." The other cookie said, "Holy fuck! A talking cookie."
Haha, first joke in this thread that actually made me laugh.:rofl:
hXc
9th July 2005, 20:06
No offence to any Irish people here...

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