Sage advice for single ladies...

[Edbear]

Message for you single ladies who are in such a hurry to get married-Here's a quick piece of Biblical advice:

Ruth patiently waited for her mate Boaz. While waiting on YOUR Boaz, don't settle for ANY of his relatives: Brokeaz, Pooraz, Lyinaz, Cheatinaz, Dumbaz, Cheapaz, Lockedupaz Goodfornothinaz, Lazyaz or Marriedaz and especially his third cousin Beatinyoaz... :yes:

[MadDuck]

I have met one or two of them ......

[Crasherfromwayback]

Or syphilaz

[James Deuce]

There are no ladies in NZ. Just ugly slappers who haven't made some undeserving chump who's already been browbeaten by his mother into a shoe shuffling, slope shouldered, wife-beater wearing grunting ape even more unhappy.

[YellowDog]

CrossDressedAs :shit:

[Str8 Jacket]

There are no ladies in NZ. Just ugly slappers who haven't made some undeserving chump who's already been browbeaten by his mother into a shoe shuffling, slope shouldered, wife-beater wearing grunting ape even more unhappy.

You coming to the pub tonight to observe such 'lady' type behaviours?

[Hellzie]

Would Sweetaz be ok?

[James Deuce]

You coming to the pub tonight to observe such 'lady' type behaviours?
I wish! We're moving tomorrow, so with any luck it will be next week. You have fun, y'hear?

[cave weta]

Would Sweetaz be ok?

Awwww- I bet youre lovely...:love:

[Timmeh:P]

Awwww- I bet youre lovely...:love:

Yeah, she is...

[Paul in NZ]

There are no ladies in NZ. Just ugly slappers who haven't made some undeserving chump who's already been browbeaten by his mother into a shoe shuffling, slope shouldered, wife-beater wearing grunting ape even more unhappy.

Spoken like a true Kiwi Gentleman James.... Cheer up you morose browbeaten shoe shuffling, slope shouldered ape. It could be worse (well.... maybe not).

[The Lone Rider]

There are no ladies in NZ. Just ugly slappers who haven't made some undeserving chump who's already been browbeaten by his mother into a shoe shuffling, slope shouldered, wife-beater wearing grunting ape even more unhappy.

I believe the phrase goes - "NZ.. where the men are men, the women are men. And the sheep are really scared".

[JimO]

I believe the phrase goes - "NZ.. the women are men. ".

i was going to disagree with you but


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[Mom]

There are no ladies in NZ. Just ugly slappers who haven't made some undeserving chump who's already been browbeaten by his mother into a shoe shuffling, slope shouldered, wife-beater wearing grunting ape even more unhappy.

Ahem...

I am a lady of the highest order :yes:

[Oakie]

Hungaz (no that is not pronounced 'hungers')

[Dodgy_Matt]

Ahem...

I am a lady of the highest order :yes:
How high ? :shutup:

[Big Dave]

Sage is used in stuffingz

[The Lone Rider]

i was going to disagree with you but


http://i187.photobucket.com/albums/x67/jim157/imgres.jpg

Well it's actually more a statement on how women feel the need to do the same as men, and keep up with them. Ie... drinking as much as men. God knows why so many want to take up some of the bad habits men have. Nothing wrong with being feminine.

[scissorhands]

Get one of these males!

The term "douchebag" generally refers to a male with a certain combination of obnoxious characteristics related to attitude, social ineptitude, public behavior, or outward presentation.

Though the common douchebag thinks he is accepted by the people around him, most of his peers dislike him. He has an inflated sense of self-worth, compounded by a lack of social grace and self-awareness. He behaves inappropriately in public, yet is completely ignorant to how pathetic he appears to others.

He often talks about how cool, successful, and popular he is, yet never catches on to the fact that he comes across as a total loser. Nevertheless, he firmly believes that he is the smartest, most desirable, and most charming person in the room... and will try to bad-rep anyone who would threaten to expose this facade.

He fancies himself a ladies’ man, yet tends to be a joke to all but the most naive of women. He tries to portray himself as part of the in-crowd (a fashionista, an upwardly mobile professional, the life of the party, etc.) but only succeeds in his own mind.

To everyone else, he is an annoying and arrogant phony who comes across as a wannabe overcompensating for his insecurities. He tries to appear like the center of whatever group will tolerate him, but in reality, he is just a tag-along who mooches drinks, women, contacts, social standing, and other benefits from the group... while contributing nothing.