What a muppet

[ducatilover]

Was being a dick today for the first time in years (I do not want to go in to details), end result is, very sore and a very, very smashed bike.

Keep it careful guys and gals, no need for ACC stats and whatnot, let me being a wanker be a lesson. :facepalm: No need to have avoidable accidents/crashes. :shutup:

That is all, I shall get my coat.


Quick edit: As I am usually very careful I was wearing full gear (Always do). If I wasn't, there would be lots more pain.
Quasimoto 2 piece did uber well and I cannot cay enough about it.
Helmet didn't hit the road.
Ripped a seam on the new Teknic gloves, impressed with how well they did too.
Boots are fine, they've been through hell and back.

[The Everlasting]

Oh crap,that's what you get i guess,any broken bones?

[ducatilover]

Oh crap,that's what you get i guess,any broken bones?

Not that I know of, still intact. Feel/look like a dingbat, still walking (Just) and a lesson well learnt.

[supa.m]

Not that I know of, still intact. Feel/look like a dingbat, still walking (Just) and a lesson well learnt.

Bugger, sometimes it just goes tits up :facepalm:

[awayatc]

don't be to hard on yourself.....
You are alive.
to become old and wise you have to be young and stupid first.....
Chin up

[Oblivion]

Still repairable and all that junk?

I was being a dick last week. Went to go for a right hander, looked for traffic, in the distance, and on the way towards me. All clear, started to look into the turn, and somehow a car was right in front of me. Panicked and grabbed a front load of the brake. Almost shit me pants to think what would have happened if I didn't see it. :gob:

I don't want to be a dick anymore...

[ducatilover]

Yeah, it does happen, but, these things can be so avoidable.
I'm hoping she's repairable, I have spare everything except forks and fairings, so I imagine I can build it up again.

Bloody hell Oblivion, that can't have been fun :gob:

[Milts]

Well, if you've learned something it's hardly a complete loss.

And it was probably a heck of a lot of fun right up until it suddenly wasn't...

[puddytat]

Up your dosage of Mantrol:yes:

[ducatilover]

Well, if you've learned something it's hardly a complete loss.

And it was probably a heck of a lot of fun right up until it suddenly wasn't...
True and....it may have been fun :scooter:

Up your dosage of Mantrol:yes:
It's a load of shit, does't work. :innocent:

[Ender EnZed]

Well that was silly. It sucks learning what you already knew eh?

I'm glad to hear you're alright and I hope you can get your ZZR ridable again.

[ducatilover]

Well that was silly. It sucks learning what you already knew eh?

I'm glad to hear you're alright and I hope you can get your ZZR ridable again.

Not my favourite lesson. The plan is to get me working again, then I will see if it's repairable (Of course it is...I have an almost complete spare bike)

[baptist]

244060 So it was you I saw the other day:innocent:

[fokky]

Thats a bummer.How much of a dick?.....do share:yes:

[ducatilover]

So it was you I saw the other day:innocent: Hahahaha you took a picture of me, like my wheels?


Thats a bummer.How much of a dick?.....do share:yes:
A total knob :yes:

[mashman]

A total knob :yes:

Ohhhhh come on... never had you pegged as a shy one... dish the juicy details :yes:

[wysper]

+1 we can't learn from your lesson if you don't share!

[george formby]

Yeah, lead by example. Details & consequences.

I can't share your pain & humiliation if I'm ignorance nor be reminded of my own.

[ducatilover]

I had decided I was out of practice with my clutch up wheelies. I got more and more cocky and then ended up riding upside down :facepalm: I had her up pretty high and had a throttle whoopsie, grabbed the clutch and stamped the rear brake. :yes:


I had forgotten to bleed my rear brake, it didn't work. :bye:

Lots of choice wheelies yesterday, now I'm broken as is the bike. Probably not worth it....would have looked awesome though and no-one else got endangered (I'm not that retarded :yes: )

[imdying]

I don't know many motorcyclists that haven't put themselves off the bike at some stage. Heal up.

[fokky]

I had forgotten to bleed my rear brake, it didn't work. :bye:

??????? is that a daily thing?...check oil,check tyres,start bike,warm it up,bleed rear brake,go for ride......

[ducatilover]

I don't know many motorcyclists that haven't put themselves off the bike at some stage. Heal up.

The most annoying part was the countless hours I've put into the bike, should be a fun rebuild though. Never bitter! :rockon:

[ducatilover]

I had forgotten to bleed my rear brake, it didn't work. :bye:

??????? is that a daily thing?...check oil,check tyres,start bike,warm it up,bleed rear brake,go for ride......

I don't use it much and had just changed the rear rim and caliper, was a pretty big brain fart

[Eyegasm]

Proud of you man!!!

At least you crashed doing something fun and stupid at the same time.

Better than crashing just riding normally!!

Stunt bike?

[ducatilover]

Proud of you man!!!

At least you crashed doing something fun and stupid at the same time.

Better than crashing just riding normally!!

Stunt bike?

Strretfighter/naked project methinks. I get the wreckage back on tuesday so will go from there.
I'm glad it was only my doing, not a spastic cage driver.

[george formby]

I had decided I was out of practice with my clutch up wheelies. I got more and more cocky and then ended up riding upside down :facepalm: I had her up pretty high and had a throttle whoopsie, grabbed the clutch and stamped the rear brake. :yes:


I had forgotten to bleed my rear brake, it didn't work. :bye:

Lots of choice wheelies yesterday, now I'm broken as is the bike. Probably not worth it....would have looked awesome though and no-one else got endangered (I'm not that retarded :yes: )

Ahhhhhhh, yup, got that T-shirt.:facepalm: Instant memories of the sound of shattering plastic & the sound & smell of alloy going down the road.:shit:

[ducatilover]

Ahhhhhhh, yup, got that T-shirt.:facepalm: Instant memories of the sound of shattering plastic & the sound & smell of alloy going down the road.:shit:

:angry: My first thought was "ah, fuck not the pelvis again!" then the bike shot off into the distance, making those horrid noises. Was an interesting morning.

[mashman]

dickhead :shifty: ... hope you get her fixed and wheely enjoy it...

[ducatilover]

dickhead :shifty: ... hope you get her fixed and wheely enjoy it...

I have started making every wheelie pun I can. I'm wheelie good at it. :corn:

[bogan]

dickhead :shifty: ... hope you get her fixed and wheely enjoy it...

:lol: excellent pun!

Reckon install a wheelie engine-cut this time. Get a dirtbike for that sort of carry on. I think a lot of kwakas came out standard with them, they even went to the trouble of disguising them as loose wiring :shit: we can retrofit this technology :D

[ducatilover]

A little hand to slap me when I try wheelie will do :yes: I think we need to bolt both engines together though so I can clutch it up in 4th. It'd be wheely cool.

[george formby]

:lol: excellent pun!

Reckon install a wheelie engine-cut this time. Get a dirtbike for that sort of carry on. I think a lot of kwakas came out standard with them, they even went to the trouble of disguising them as loose wiring :shit: we can retrofit this technology :D

Ha! Deja Vu. I'm just about to put myself in that situation for the same reason. A nasty, green 250 2T too. :yes::scooter:

[Indiana_Jones]

Sorry to hear that DL

But the main point is that you're fine (relatively lol) :)

Chin up aye and I'm sure you'll get her fixed up in no time.

-Indy

[ducatilover]

Cheers Indy, I need a bloody beer. I'm a positive little nipper, so it's all right.

[george formby]

Cheers Indy, I need a bloody beer. I'm a positive little nipper, so it's all right.

That's the way. :yes: Livin, learnin & laffin:scooter:

[Bald Eagle]

That's the way. :yes: Livin, learnin & laffin:scooter:


and if the livin learnin laffin don't work then there's .. raisin aimin and firing

[ducatilover]

That's the way. :yes: Livin, learnin & laffin:scooter:


and if the livin learnin laffin don't work then there's .. raisin aimin and firing
Either way works for me :drinkup:

[george formby]

and if the livin learnin laffin don't work then there's .. raisin aimin and firing

That's a merckin talkin that is.:yes:

[Chancebmx25]

hope your algood man., cos im not. im braindamaged.

[ducatilover]

That's a merckin talkin that is.:yes: or a merkin, a pubic wig.


hope your algood man., cos im not. im braindamaged.

I'm a spazz too. Welcome to the club.
Cheers :yes:

[Maha]

....how mature of you to own your cock-up...:rockon:

[Chancebmx25]

or a merkin, a pubic wig.



I'm a spazz too. Welcome to the club.
Cheers :yes:

Hhahah, whatd you do? was it bad? you sound bunged up man. sure everythings sweet?

[ducatilover]

....how mature of you to own your cock-up...:rockon:

I am a big boy now :facepalm:

[george formby]

or a merkin, a pubic wig.



I'm a spazz too. Welcome to the club.
Cheers :yes:

:shit: I'm boggled, well & truly boggled. How old is your girlfriend?

[ducatilover]

Hhahah, whatd you do? was it bad? you sound bunged up man. sure everythings sweet?

Got carried away doing wheelies, was probably doing around 80 ish, so not too fast.
It'll heal, it did last time.


Got some proper results, another silly hairline fracture to the pelvis. :sunny: Good times.

[Chancebmx25]

Got carried away doing wheelies, was probably doing around 80 ish, so not too fast.
It'll heal, it did last time.


Got some proper results, another silly hairline fracture to the pelvis. :sunny: Good times.

OMG. shit. dude.. lol when did this happen?

[ducatilover]

:shit: I'm boggled, well & truly boggled. How old is your girlfriend?

I am not admitting to anything



She's...mumble mumble....

[ducatilover]

OMG. shit. dude.. lol when did this happen?

Yesterday morning, I've had worse :yes:

[Chancebmx25]

Yesterday morning, I've had worse :yes:

true. sweet as, at least your okay.

[george formby]

Ouch, a hair line fracture of the pelvis?

Just below the merkin then?

:facepalm: Gotta go, I can hear me mam callin, tea's ready.

[wysper]

Yesterday morning, I've had worse :yes:

I presume you are no longer talking about your girlfriend.

[ducatilover]

Ouch, a hair line fracture of the pelvis?

Just below the merkin then?

:facepalm: Gotta go, I can hear me mam callin, tea's ready. Just a shade under the merkin, will need a bigger one to keep it warm now.


I presume you are no longer talking about your girlfriend.
Maybe, maybe not. I've had some pretty rabid females...

[george formby]

Just a shade under the merkin, will need a bigger one to keep it warm now.


Maybe, maybe not. I've had some pretty rabid females...

Genius!! Another wonderful Kiwi export. natural, pure, Possum fur Merkins. Legend:yes:

[ducatilover]

I could have women come to my house for sizings.
Brilliant idea.

[mashman]

Got some proper results, another silly hairline fracture to the pelvis. :sunny: Good times.

Sounds a might tad uncomfy... does that mean you gets good drugs

[ducatilover]

Sounds a might tad uncomfy... does that mean you gets good drugs

I have this awesome immunity to pain meds :facepalm: They did, however, feed me some awesome stuff in the hospital. It made me totally do-lally, was great! Rolled a cigarette and lit the wrong end.....

[Oblivion]

I could have women come to my house for sizings.
Brilliant idea.

Oi!! That better be manual sizing. Not that cheap technological stuff. Nothing is more accurate than a good feel round....I mean measurement. :innocent:

[ducatilover]

Oi!! That better be manual sizing. Not that cheap technological stuff. Nothing is more accurate than a good feel round....I mean measurement. :innocent:

This is true, I am very good at feeling...ah, sizing women. It'll give me something to do, won't be playing the piano for a while :facepalm:

[george formby]

My first customer this morning sells plucked Possum fur, sold a bag for $135 last night. She loves the idea of a soft Possum fur merkin.
As I type she is talking to the rug munchers down the road to get some feed back.

I've only been in the shop an hour & I'm boggled again. Happy day #2

[ducatilover]

My first customer this morning sells plucked Possum fur, sold a bag for $135 last night. She loves the idea of a soft Possum fur merkin.
As I type she is talking to the rug munchers down the road to get some feed back.

I've only been in the shop an hour & I'm boggled again. Happy day #2

Can I get a "Doug tax" if they sell?
The flatmates and I are making wheelie jokes.
"Wheelie nice day" etc
One flatmate just left and shouted "I'm going to hit the road"
Bit of humor never hurt anyone

I'm wheelie sore.

[wysper]

You better mono-ter those jokes, some of them might be wheelie bad. :facepalm:

[george formby]

Can I get a "Doug tax" if they sell?
The flatmates and I are making wheelie jokes.
"Wheelie nice day" etc
One flatmate just left and shouted "I'm going to hit the road"
Bit of humor never hurt anyone

I'm wheelie sore.

I'm impressed that you can still give a balanced point after your off, your head must be ok, you don't seem loopy.:facepalm:

[ducatilover]

You better mono-ter those jokes, some of them might be wheelie bad. :facepalm:
Flip they're up there.....

I'm impressed that you can still give a balanced point after your off, your head must be ok, you don't seem loopy.:facepalm:
Ah, I'm as mad as a hatter, nothing can change that.

Been trawling the net, nothing to do, to see what kind of avenue I want to go down rebuilding her.
I think a ZX6R (late 90's, early 00's) tail or ZX9 tail unit would be nice, instead of the big fat ugly ZZR one (I have a spare one in the shed, they really are gay looking.)
Would like a K5 Gixxer or Z750/1000 headlight set up. Or even better, a ZX6/9 top fairing, cut to look like it's meant to be there.

Or something.

[george formby]

What about a "pop up" head light..:facepalm:

I can see Dante from here..

[ducatilover]

What about a "pop up" head light..:facepalm:

I can see Dante from here..

Wheelie wouldn't be that practical for me, nice idea to drop there though.

[mashman]

When the Doc pulled out the x-ray... where you hoping there'd be no back brake, break I mean...

[ducatilover]

When the Doc pulled out the x-ray... where you hoping there'd be no back brake, break I mean...

Yeah I knew about the brakes, errr hoped there wasn't any...errr :facepalm: I can tell the women I can get it up though and it's big and messy.

[mashman]

Yeah I knew about the brakes, errr hoped there wasn't any...errr :facepalm: I can tell the women I can get it up though and it's big and messy.

you should get a treat with care merkin :)

[ducatilover]

If I wear one on my arse I'll have a softer landing :yes:

[mashman]

If I wear one on my arse I'll have a softer landing :yes:

ooo shiver at the thought of hurling down the tarmac. ass fro or not.

[ducatilover]

ooo shiver at the thought of hurling down the tarmac. ass fro or not.

It's okay, no rips in the Qmoto pants. No poo particles either!

[mashman]

It's okay, no rips in the Qmoto pants. No poo particles either!

:rofl: yer mum would be proud

[ducatilover]

:rofl: yer mum would be proud

:shutup: Not what she said....

[ducatilover]

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php/140857-Ducatilover-s-squidtastic-pile-of-crap.?p=1130126358#post1130126358

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