jim.cox
9th August 2011, 11:54
Two Alligators were sitting around talking, and the smaller Alligator turned to the bigger one & said, 'I can't understand how you can be so much bigger than me We're the same age; we were the same size as kids. I just don't get it.'
'Well,' said the big Gator, 'what have you been eating?'
'Politicians, same as you,' replied the small Gator.
'Hmm Well, where do you catch them?'
'Down the other side of the swamp near the parking lot by the Beehive'
'Same here. Hmm. How do you catch them?'
'Well, I crawl up under one of their BMW cars & wait for one to unlock the car door. Then I jump out, grab them by the leg, shake the crap out of them and eat 'em! '
'Ah!' says the big Alligator, 'I think I see your problem.. You're not getting any real nourishment. See, by the time you finish shaking the crap out of a politician, there's nothing left but an arsehole and a briefcase.
'Well,' said the big Gator, 'what have you been eating?'
'Politicians, same as you,' replied the small Gator.
'Hmm Well, where do you catch them?'
'Down the other side of the swamp near the parking lot by the Beehive'
'Same here. Hmm. How do you catch them?'
'Well, I crawl up under one of their BMW cars & wait for one to unlock the car door. Then I jump out, grab them by the leg, shake the crap out of them and eat 'em! '
'Ah!' says the big Alligator, 'I think I see your problem.. You're not getting any real nourishment. See, by the time you finish shaking the crap out of a politician, there's nothing left but an arsehole and a briefcase.