You couldn't make this shit up...

[Paul in NZ]

Oh gawd......

http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/crime/5471878/Teens-blind-date-nightmare

I mean..... :laugh:

[oneofsix]

wonder if he has also bought the anti-virus software the nice Indian person rang him about and is helping retrieve all the money from Nigeria he was e-mailed about.

[Indiana_Jones]

ahahaha I just saw this.

"They arranged to meet at the hotel and he was to wear a blindfold so he could not see "her" perform a sex act on him."

.....Dude you got your cock sucked by a bloke.....but remember you're only gay if you take it......oh wait..... :confused:

-Indy

[Dodgy_Matt]

ahahaha I just saw this.

"They arranged to meet at the hotel and he was to wear a blindfold so he could not see "her" perform a sex act on him."

.....Dude you got your cock sucked by a bloke.....but remember you're only gay if you take it......oh wait..... :confused:

-Indy

No No No, its only Gay if you make eye contact! Blindfold = no eye contact

Well thats what my last boyfriend said :love::love:

[riffer]

Sheesh. Talk about ungrateful. :laugh:

[Scoobydoo]

but remember you're only gay if you take it

I heard (in prison) youre only gay if you push back......:love:

[sil3nt]

Only gay if your balls touch :yes: :shifty: <_<

[The Everlasting]

Oh dear,he must have been really desperate to agree to the blindfold! lol

I wonder if his mates know about it.

[Bender]

I loved this bit too:

"The next day police also searched the Taupo home where he lived with his mother. A detective said 21 pairs of men's underpants found in a drawer were in an assorted range of sizes.

In another drawer was a uniformly sized set of underpants. Police also found a green blindfold and what was described in court documents as pornographic publications."

Suggests it wasn't a one-off! How many really thick people are out there? Lots by the look of it.

[not2slow]

How many KBers are missing their jocks?

[scumdog]

How many KBers are missing their jocks?

KBers wear jocks???:confused:

Are we MEANT to?


(I'll head downtown and buy some just in case..:shifty:)

[JimO]

how old is carver?

[mashman]

what's not to like about free sex... blindfolded or not... other than the man thing that is ... maybe he left when he heard "Now you suck mine"

[tigertim20]

thats pretty damned funny!

[Indiana_Jones]

So during this whole experience, the 'giver' didn't say one word? lol....well before the deed that is lol

-Indy

[Crasherfromwayback]

Fuck. That would be one of those instances where you just WISH you'd resisted the urge to have a peek!

[nodrog]

None of this would have happened if he gave it the reacharound.

[avgas]

I wonder if he was any good.
Awww well I guess none of us will know now.

[Pussy]

I'll bet he's lucky at cards, too.....

[slofox]

I can't even begin to imagine why anyone would allow an unknown, unseen person to perform said act upon themselves...I meantasay, even if it was female, it might be a real swamp donkey or a huge great fat fuckpig or someone covered in herpes or any goddam thing. Or even..a GUY! who might be any one of the above as well.

The recipient musta been reeeeeally desperate. :crazy:

[Indiana_Jones]

The recipient musta been reeeeeally desperate. :crazy:

I bet his guilty pleasure is the same as mine......an oiled garage bag...

-Indy

[Berries]

I meantasay, even if it was female, it might be a real swamp donkey or a huge great fat fuckpig or someone covered in herpes or any goddam thing. Or even..a GUY! who might be any one of the above as well.
And the problem is?

[Big Dave]

I got one!

http://www.smh.com.au/sport/basketball/chinaus-basketball-friendship-match-erupts-in-vicious-brawl-20110819-1j1k7.html

[scumdog]

I got one!

http://www.smh.com.au/sport/basketball/chinaus-basketball-friendship-match-erupts-in-vicious-brawl-20110819-1j1k7.html

Bitchin'!:corn:

[sinned]

He complained to the Police? WTF how did he think he would explain how he got into that situation?

[MD]

This Guy should make it into the Dictionary as the new definition of gullible. Or stupid

But his story doesn't stack up. How did he get into the hotel room without seeing anyone? Who gave him the blindfold? How did he walk around the room blindfolded without someone speaking directions e.g. step forward, sit here, drop your pants, bend over and smile etc.. :confused:

He didn't notice the smell of mens aftershave or the five o'clock whiskers

Still he gave us all a great laugh. How could the Cops keep a straight face when he told them his story.

[tigertim20]

He complained to the Police? WTF how did he think he would explain how he got into that situation?

See Im surprised he complained, I mean, he complained after he was FINISHED
He wouldnt have been able to START if he wasnt loving it

soooo

No harm no foul:laugh::Police:

[Woodman]

Why did he then go to the cops ffs???? Its one of those situations where you just slink away, wipe it from your memory and never ever ever tell anyone about it ever, and maybe even learn a valuable life lesson.

[Berries]

Why did he then go to the cops ffs???? Its one of those situations where you just slink away, wipe it from your memory and your chin


and never ever ever tell anyone about it ever, and maybe even learn a valuable life lesson.
and then move to Richmond.

[TOTO]

There must have been a Honda parked outside the hotel. Surely ?

[Wannabiker]

All that kinky sex, and he didnt get the urge to lift the blindfold just a bit to take a peek.... Something wrong with that boy. :no:

[\m/]

"Do you like my stubble on your nuts bro?"

[Ratti]

Silly boy, he could have been sucked off by a fat, ugly middle aged nana like me...o hang on that's already been said and passed on as even less desirable than being sucked off by a man. Worthy of a complaint to police? Maybe