So Mom sleep talks

[Maha]

Yes indeed...:shit:
Having a nice quiet night in watching Masterchef UK.
Getting towrds the end of the show I say to Anne..
Me ''I see next week they are cooking for all the past winners''...:shifty:
Anne ''How many are there''?
Me ''I have no idea''...:no:
Anne ''I will put flags up and change the roster''....
Me '' What''?:confused:
Anne ''Change the roster''...
Me ''What are you talking about''?:confused:
Anne...''oh god I must have been asleep''...:facepalm:

The nights just fly by here I tell ya.....:laugh:
I should mention, there was no drool...:drool:

[Edbear]

Lol! Jill does that too! Our lovelies can be such fun to sleep with at times!

[FJRider]

It's all those bloody frosts ... it's chilling her mind, and slowing it down ... <_<

Better move somewhere WARM ... :done:

A warm start for the day here ... minus 5 ... :laugh:

[FJRider]

Lol! Jill does that too! Our lovelies can be such fun to sleep with at times!

You're showing your age when you think sleep is fun .... :wings:

[allycatz]

Hmmm and she forgets shes in a car too......gotta be a rest home somewhere with her name on:laugh:

[ynot slow]

Am not allowed to mention kitchen and women now:spanking:.
Did say a sexist comment to my girlfriend and she gave me that stare:no:,then she was relieved when I said it wasn't serious babe:laugh:.

[Mom]

Yes indeed...:shit:
I should mention, there was no drool...:drool:

I. Don't. Drool.

Well not often, how funny was that though :laugh:

[Owl]

Be thankful she doesn't sleepwalk!

Imagine waking up to tapping on the bedroom window. You have a peak and find your partner starkers outside............and cold:confused:

[george formby]

Aww Mom. Is alright. I'm a sleep talker & an occasion sleep walker too.

I have woken up on a window sill, in a wardrobe & stark naked in front of my land ladys bedroom door (lucky escape there).
My ex wife chatted to me for years in bed before she realised I was sleeping. I would have no recollection of the conversations at all. Thankfully I have a clear conscience.:laugh:

[hellokitty]

I sleep walk and sleep talk :laugh: my husband used to think I was actually talking to him.... Once i woke up because he told me to shut up :confused:

[Mom]

Aww Mom. Is alright. I'm a sleep talker & an occasion sleep walker too.
:laugh:


I sleep walk and sleep talk :laugh:

The worst of this was I thought I was awake and watching Master chef, apparently not :o Must have only just dropped off though, funny, funny shit. Mark was so confused by the answers I was giving him, he could not work it out :killingme

[PrincessBandit]

RipperRoo 92 used to sleep talk - often all i could make out was mumbling but there were a few times when his words were quite clear (and entertaining). Sometimes I'd get out of bed and stand at his bedroom door trying to get into a conversation with him, but it never worked. His sleeptalking was always one-way only.

As for drooling in your sleep...who was the naughty person to bring that up???? :psst: