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Mom
22nd August 2011, 18:41
Oh Millie...

How do I love thee?
Let me count the ways...

I love the way you look;
I love the fact that you are an individual;
I love the colour you are;
I love the devil in you, that recognises the devil in me;
I love the way you are so steady on your feet;
I love the way you take everything in your stride;
I love the way you are so forgiving of my mistakes;
I love the way you negotiate large, unseen by me, deviations in the road surface and don’t shake your head or your arse;
I love how your tyres stick to the road;
I love the confidence you build in me;
I love your nimbleness;
I love that you are little enough for me to be able to stand astride you;
I love your fuel economy;
I love your quick pick up and your even quicker STOP;
I love how other bikers say how cool you look;
I love how non-bikers compliment me on your good looks and fabulous colour;
I love…um, did I mention, I love the way you are so forgiving of my mistakes;
I love you Millie.

steelphoenix
22nd August 2011, 18:52
:love: I think this expresses the feelings of many of us. I like it!

Edbear
22nd August 2011, 19:37
Hmmm... Could easily be an ode to Maha, really... :shifty:

Fatt Max
22nd August 2011, 20:00
Ode to the tax collector

$55.60

nallac
22nd August 2011, 21:12
Mom i think you spelt Buell wrong......ITS BUELL not millie....

Maha
22nd August 2011, 21:19
Hmmm... Could easily be an ode to Maha, really... :shifty:

Yeah especially this bit..'so forgiving of my mistakes'...:blip:

ynot slow
22nd August 2011, 22:17
Can totally relate to that,my bike is awesome,and today was a primo day for riding it back,and have to say is fun.

Scouse
22nd August 2011, 23:14
Oh Millie...

How do I love thee?
Let me count the ways...

I love the way you look;
I love the fact that you are an individual;
I love the colour you are;
I love the devil in you, that recognises the devil in me;
I love the way you are so steady on your feet;
I love the way you take everything in your stride;
I love the way you are so forgiving of my mistakes;Up until here Ithought you were talking about Millie Elder

blue rider
22nd August 2011, 23:49
ohhhh,

that is so sweet......:sunny:


I love my motorbike

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-RREpBwuBZI&feature=watch_response

scumdog
23rd August 2011, 01:06
Oh Millie...

How do I love thee?
Let me count the ways...

I love the way you look;
I love the fact that you are an individual;
I love the colour you are;
I love the devil in you, that recognises the devil in me;
I love the way you are so steady on your feet;
I love the way you take everything in your stride;
I love the way you are so forgiving of my mistakes;
I love the way you negotiate large, unseen by me, deviations in the road surface and don’t shake your head or your arse;
I love how your tyres stick to the road;
I love the confidence you build in me;
I love your nimbleness;
I love that you are little enough for me to be able to stand astride you;
I love your fuel economy;
I love your quick pick up and your even quicker STOP;
I love how other bikers say how cool you look;
I love how non-bikers compliment me on your good looks and fabulous colour;
I love…um, did I mention, I love the way you are so forgiving of my mistakes;
I love you Millie.

How do I love thee?
Let me count the ways...

I love the way you look; WELL, ASSUMING YOU LOOK AT ALL
I love the fact that you are an individual; NEVER SEEN ANOTHER LIKE THAT
I love the colour you are; YUP
I love the devil in you, that recognises the devil in me; AND THERE A FAIR BIT OF THAT
I love the way you are so steady on your feet; AH, WELL,,,
I love the way you take everything in your stride; SORTA..
I love the way you are so forgiving of my mistakes; AS-IF!!
I love the way you negotiate large, unseen by me, deviations in the road surface and don’t shake your head or your arse;BUT FRICKEN NEAR BIFF ME ANYWAY.
I love how your tyres stick to the road; ESPECIALLY WHEN THE SMOKE COMES OFF THEM.
I love the confidence you build in me; HMMMM...
I love your nimbleness; GAH, WHAT?
I love that you are little enough for me to be able to stand astride you; LITTLE? WHATEVER
I love your fuel economy; HMMM, OK.
I love your quick pick up and your even quicker STOP; WELL, SORT OF AVERAGE IN FACT.
I love how other bikers say how cool you look; DAMN TOOTIN' RIGHT!
I love how non-bikers compliment me on your good looks and fabulous colour; TRUE
I love…um, did I mention, I love the way you are so forgiving of my mistakes; WELL OK, I WISH YOU WERE.
I love you Millie. ACTUALLLY ITS NAME IS TEQUILLA SUNRISE.
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scumdog
23rd August 2011, 01:51
I have had a little tipple tonight Mom, I'm so uncoherent but please tell me you didn't stack the millie?

Hey, don't think you've got a monopoly on THAT kind of brhaviour!!!:laugh:

blackdog
23rd August 2011, 02:00
Hey, don't think you've got a monopoly on THAT kind of brhaviour!!!:laugh:

Spelling scummy please!

scumdog
23rd August 2011, 08:13
Spelling scummy please!

Ya noticed that eh?

It was a typo - but I thought I'd leave it in to see if I got a comment from anybody!

Edbear
23rd August 2011, 08:49
Spelling scummy please!

Ahhh,,, you mean like INcoherent...? :laugh:

Big Dave
23rd August 2011, 08:58
I have an interest in two-wheeled vehicles.
The End.
:headbang:

Edbear
23rd August 2011, 09:08
I have an interest in two-wheeled vehicles.
The End.

Vested..? :ride:

Big Dave
23rd August 2011, 10:39
Vested..? :ride:

Black Hoodie.

Fatt Max
23rd August 2011, 17:55
Black Hoodie.

The apparel of choice for summer in London

skinman
24th August 2011, 18:57
adidas of course

Big Dave
24th August 2011, 20:43
BD of course:
http://www.cafepress.com/davidcohen.432532439