What would you do for $100? [Archive]

The Singing Chef

27th August 2011, 17:21

At approx 4am this morning, whilst waiting at a pedestrian crossing on my way to work and a guy approaches me asking for a ride up to a place just up the street.

I told him to fuck off, when he then offered to pay me $100, still told him to fuck off for more reasons than one.

- No helmet
- Would prefer a girl on my bike
- He could have a concealed weapon after i take off (you never know)
- The place was literally a minute walk away, or a 20 second taxi ride

Just seemed a little too suspicious.

Anyhow, it got me too thinking what some people would do for $100 dollars, even taking into consideration valid risks, would you push your luck?

JimO

27th August 2011, 17:22

well i would be getting the cash up front for a start

steve_t

27th August 2011, 17:25

Sounds suss alright. Maybe if it was a hot chick...

The Singing Chef

27th August 2011, 17:31

Sounds suss alright. Maybe if it was a hot chick...

Yea if it was an innocent hot chick :shifty: they can't hide anything up those skirts they wear nowadays.

:shit:

hayd3n

27th August 2011, 17:37

id ride a kawakasi
seriously ive never ridden one

The Singing Chef

27th August 2011, 17:42

id ride a kawakasi
seriously ive never ridden one

Can ride mine if you want, though it is just a chassis at the moment...

Madness

27th August 2011, 18:04

Can ride mine if you want, though it is just a chassis at the moment...

I'm not so sure he's worthy of the privilege :no:

The Singing Chef

27th August 2011, 18:09

I'm not so sure he's worthy of the privilege :no:

I wonder if he's got $100? <_<

Road kill

27th August 2011, 18:12

I would of asked to see the money,an if he paid up front I would of given him the ride then given him his money back.

Mom

27th August 2011, 18:24

I would have taken his $100 and ridden off with it :Punk:

Bikemad

27th August 2011, 18:29

:shifty: they can't hide anything up those skirts they wear nowadays.

:shit:

herpes crabs warts clymedia............yeah i know ...spelling sux

steve_t

27th August 2011, 18:58

herpes crabs warts clymedia............yeah i know ...spelling sux

Don't be a fool - wrap your tool

Maha

27th August 2011, 19:15

..I would eat a mushroom:confused:

:laugh:....... who am I kidding!

DrunkenMistake

27th August 2011, 19:20

I would have taken his $100 and ridden off with it :Punk:

+1, invest in a faster bike, then go find him.

Don't be a fool - wrap your tool

Dont be silly, wrap your willy.
When I was in Germany , one of the guys I met told me a good one,
Sex can wait masturbate.

and for $100,
Try me.
Haha

avgas

27th August 2011, 20:43

I would agree with someone on KB for $100:laugh:

but it would be a one time only thing

Usarka

27th August 2011, 20:44

I would agree with someone on KB for $100:laugh:

No you wouldn't.

blackdog

27th August 2011, 20:49

The Singing Chef

27th August 2011, 21:25

I would suggest that if he had a concealed weapon, and you told him to 'fuck off' the results would perhaps have been him giving himself a lift up the road after leaving you lying bleeding in the gutter.

There was sufficient space between with my bike in gear, i was thinking more along the lines of a knife which could be pulled upon whilst riding. Would make a weird hostage situation..

Red39

28th August 2011, 11:12

I'd consider selling my soul to the devil and expect $50 change back too!

sinfull

28th August 2011, 11:23

Ya should have asked if he was rider or pillion !

Tis better to bumm than be bummed !!!

Or so i've heard

Big Dave

28th August 2011, 12:23

300 words.

ducatilover

28th August 2011, 12:40

I'd come out the closet for $100

avgas

28th August 2011, 13:13

No you wouldn't.
Pay me $100 and we can continue this conversation :shifty:

avgas

28th August 2011, 13:14

I'd come out the closet for $100
What do they say again. Out of the closet, with honda on your leathers.

Big Dave

28th August 2011, 14:19

What is the brain irony?

ellipsis

28th August 2011, 14:23

300 words.

...or two and a half hours labour in my case...

Dodgy_Matt

28th August 2011, 14:49

...or two and a half hours labour in my case...

Or 45 minuts of my time .... :shifty:

Big Dave

28th August 2011, 15:53

...or two and a half hours labour in my case...

Mavis Beacon teaches typing.

The Singing Chef

28th August 2011, 15:55

Ya should have asked if he was rider or pillion !

Tis better to bumm than be bummed !!!

Or so i've heard

He reckoned that he had the same bike as me but in orange, thing is the production ones come out in blue or grey. and orange would look pretty bloody funny. I should have asked him what model my bike was and seen what he said. :shifty:

sinfull

28th August 2011, 17:04

He reckoned that he had the same bike as me but in orange, thing is the production ones come out in blue or grey. and orange would look pretty bloody funny. I should have asked him what model my bike was and seen what he said. :shifty:

Think that one went over the top !

bluninja

28th August 2011, 17:20

For $100 I'd share a sheep...or is that shear I sheep ?

Red39

28th August 2011, 20:35

For $100 I'd share a sheep...or is that shear I sheep ?

For $100 you could do both......but you should share it first then shear it. More to hold onto then:laugh:

ducatilover

28th August 2011, 22:07

What do they say again. Out of the closet, with honda on your leathers.

Yeah, something like that. Might have been "dick in yer hand" or something....

DrunkenMistake

28th August 2011, 22:08

Yeah, something like that. Might have been "dick in yer hand" or something....

Shit,
I thought it was in your mouth..

This explains alot. <_<

Big Dave

28th August 2011, 22:22

This explains alot. <_<

No, this explains alot:
verb ( allots, allotting , allotted ) [ with obj. ]
give or apportion (something) to someone as a share or task: equal time was allotted to each | [ with two objs. ] : I was allotted a little room in the servants' block.

ORIGIN late 15th cent.: from Old French aloter, from a- (from Latin ad ‘to’) + loter ‘divide into lots.’

ducatilover

28th August 2011, 22:25

Shit,
I thought it was in your mouth..

This explains alot. <_<

Shush, that's our secret

imdying

29th August 2011, 12:44

Interesting that some of you would do it for a hot chick... as that's exactly what I'd use for bait if I were looking to hijack your bike.

avgas

29th August 2011, 13:05

Yeah, something like that. Might have been "dick in yer hand" or something....
Tis' worth 2 in the bush I have been told

avgas

29th August 2011, 13:06

Interesting that some of you would do it for a hot chick... as that's exactly what I'd use for bait if I were looking to hijack your bike.
Sounds win win to me.
We all get a ride.

Big Dave

29th August 2011, 13:16

Sounds win win to me.
We all get a ride.

As if he'd know any!

imdying

29th August 2011, 14:10

What makes you say that Dave?

avgas

29th August 2011, 14:36

Reminds me of a old joke.

What do you ask a man that has never had sex and never will?

"Seems my windows is crashing on this laptop - any idea why?"

IT dept didn't find it humorous. :laugh:

Big Dave

29th August 2011, 14:39

'Cause it's 2 greens funny!

imdying

29th August 2011, 15:01

Hmmm... just interested that you'd comment on something that you're a little out of touch with. Unless I'm wrong and the Harley/Hot Rod set have changed from old hags with too much lace, too much sagging skin, too many tats, and not enough class? :confused: