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unhingedlizard
9th July 2005, 23:06
been around a while but still makes me laugh


Correct use of the "F" word

When is @#$% Acceptable?


There are only eleven times in history where the "F" word has
been considered acceptable for use.

They are as follows:

11. "What the @#$% do you mean,
we are sinking?"

-- Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912



10. "What the @#$% was that?"

-- Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945



9. "Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?"

-- Custer, 1877 !





8. "Any @#$%ing idiot
could understand that."

-- Einstein, 1938





7. "It does so @#$%ing look like her!"

-- Picasso, 1926





6. "How the @#$%
did you work that out?"

-- Pythagoras, 126 BC





5. "You want WHAT
on the @#$%ing ceiling?"

-- Michelangelo, 1566





4. "Where the @#$% are we?"

-- Amelia Earhart, 1937





3. "Scattered @#$%ing showers,
my ass!"

-- Noah, 4314 BC





2. "Aw c'mon. Who the @#$% is going to find out?"

-- Bill Clinton, 1998


and a drum roll please............!




1. "Geez, I didn't think

they'd get this

@%#*^ing mad."

-- Saddam Hussein, 2003

zadok
9th July 2005, 23:12
Haven't used it in almost 14 years and don't need to use it. :no:

Brian d marge
10th July 2005, 00:40
0h $%'k here it goes......The married man thinks to himself ,,,,, ( time to batten down the hatches, and find all of those hunnydews - as in honey do this honey do that,,,,,)

Stephen
Safe untill the volleyball ends ,,,,then I am off to the garage, before she finds any hunny dews

:devil2:

MSTRS
10th July 2005, 16:55
Had to share this....

crazylittleshit
10th July 2005, 17:06
Had to share this....
I first Heard this at woodstock 99 made me laugh then and makes me laugh now. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

T.I.E
10th July 2005, 17:26
ha ha that was so *&6% funny