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ManDownUnder
11th July 2005, 16:11
A woman goes into Myers to buy a rod and reel for her grandson's
birthday. She doesn't know which one to get, so she just grabs one and
goes over to the counter. The Myers salesman is standing there, wearing
dark shades. She says, "Excuse me. Can you tell me anything about this
rod and reel?" He says, "Madam, I'm completely blind, but, if you'll
drop it on the counter, I can tell you everything you need to know about
it from the sound it makes."

She doesn't believe him but drops it on the counter anyway. He says,
"That's a six-foot Shakespeare graphite rod with a Zebco 404 reel and
10-lb.test line. It's a good all around combination, and it's on sale
this week for $44." She says, "It's amazing that you can tell all that
just by the sound of it dropping on the counter. I'll take it!"

As she opens her purse, her credit card drops on the floor. "Oh, that
sounds like a Visa card," he says. As the lady bends down to pick up the
card, she accidentally farts. At first she is really embarrassed but
then realises there is no way the blind salesman could tell it was she
who had farted. The man rings up the sale and says, "That'll be $58.50
please." The woman is totally confused by this and asks, "Didn't you
tell me it was on sale for $44? How did you get to $58.50?" He replies,
"Yes Madam, the rod and reel are $44, but the DuckCaller is $11 and the
Fish Bait is $3.50."

placidfemme
11th July 2005, 16:19
LMAO!!! Go blind salesman!

Beemer
15th July 2005, 12:53
Now THAT made me laugh! Excellent!

hXc
15th July 2005, 12:56
First good(ish) joke on here in a while

speights_bud
16th July 2005, 22:50
First good(ish) joke on here in a while

I agree...:clap:

zadok
17th July 2005, 10:33
Quite funny :motu: