Flag People

[Maha]

Pure and simple....you look like wankers.:yes:

[admenk]

Pure and simple....you look like wankers.:yes:

Why? :innocent:

[Taz]

Flag marshalls are a very important part of any race or track day Maha. :shit:

[Gremlin]

Pure and simple....you look like wankers.:yes:
Safety first.

:girlfight:

[yachtie10]

Pure and simple....you look like wankers.:yes:

takes one to know one :shutup:

[Maha]

Do I really need to spell it out?

little attached double rugby world cup flags on vehicles:stupid:

[Stirts]

And there are some flag people can make you a wanker too :yes:

http://www.allfordmustangs.com/photopost/data/3817/flg.jpg

[yachtie10]

Do I really need to spell it out?

little attached double rugby world cup flag on vehicles:stupid:

I stand corrected (i thought i was a flag person)

but obviously im not a wanker:innocent:

on with the serious business of this thread

whatever that is:corn:

[admenk]

And there are some flag people can make you a wanker too :yes:

I see what you mean - I'm off for my cold shower.....

[Maha]

Why? :innocent:

Cos they are the Quade Coopers of the road.


Flag marshalls are a very important part of any race or track day Maha. :shit:

I doubt any bike racer would take any notice of a little Russian flag being waved at him/her.

[nodrog]

LOL, I reckon

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=151053&d=1258187168

[admenk]

Cos they are the Quade Coopers of the road

Poor old Quade....

[Maha]

LOL, I reckon

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=151053&d=1258187168

Some flags were never ment to last...:facepalm:
And to be fair, thats Deans fault...

PS: we still have one of those here in good ''Nick'' (I think) you wanna buy it?...

[Maha]

Poor old Quade....

I agree, and like the tiny minded flag people around us at the moment, no foresight or credibility on the horizon.

[admenk]

I agree, and like the tiny minded flag people around us at the moment, no foresight or credibility on the horizon.

So, let me get this straight...If I see Quad Cooper lying in the street on fire when I go home, should I pee on him or not?

[Maha]

So, let me get this straight...If I see Quad Cooper lying in the street on fire when I go home, should I pee on him or not?

No, hit him with your flag...:bash:

[Big Dave]

There are a few flag people in Brisbane - all/only Kiwis.
Quade who? The local press is trying its best to stimulate interest, but nobody here really cares. The AFL and NRL finals are on. The Warriors are getting the coverage.
Maybe after Bathurst.

[Grubber]

This reminds me of the Christmas Grinch for some reason!
Jeez Maha....you havin a bad day or something!:facepalm:

[Maha]

This reminds me of the Christmas Grinch for some reason!
Jeez Maha....you havin a bad day or something!:facepalm:

Had a good job today at Mangawhai, home at 2pm, nothing bah humbug about that.

Opinion freely aired maybe...:corn:

[slofox]

Well...gee...I dunno. Those flags don't offend me in the least. I mean, people stick all sorts of shit on their cars. I just don't take a lot of notice I s'pose.

Maybe I'm just brain-dead. :drool:

[fuknKIWI]

Poor old Quade....

As someone said the Carlos Spencer of Australian rugby...:violin:

[short-circuit]

Funny you mentioned this - Ang and I have been referring to them as "flag dicks". Henceforth therefore by my decree, "flag dicks" is the official terminology for these wasteful examples of human DNA (rugby union supporters and other dense people caught up in the hysteria)

[Maha]

Funny you mentioned this - Ang and I have been referring to them as "flag dicks". Henceforth therefore by my decree, "flag dicks" is the official terminology for these wasteful examples of human DNA (rugby union supporters and other dense people caught up in the hysteria)

''Flag People'' sort of conjures up a select group..or sect group...they are spreading like a material STD...dont touch one, you have been warned.

[admenk]

''Flag People'' sort of conjures up a select group..or sect group...they are spreading like a material STD...dont touch one, you have been warned.

I'm glad you flagged this problem :facepalm:

[eelracing]

I have been referring to them as "flag dicks". Henceforth therefore by my decree, "flag dicks"

No surely your talking about those dicks that have a "union jack" draped over their gastanks.
What kind of fucken homo would do that?Prob the type that is desperately trying to sell it eh.

[short-circuit]

No surely your talking about those dicks that have a "union jack" draped over their gastanks.
What kind of fucken homo would do that?Prob the type that is desperately trying to sell it eh.

haha yeah - shoulda stapled a $5 warehouse jobby on either side on the tank as some kind of pissweak wanky nationalistic statement about a game characterized by infrigements and mistakes. Now that'd be class :niceone:

[unstuck]

Not just on cars but all over the bloody place. Thought about getting the yorkshire rose out and putting it on the dozer so I dont feel left out.:yes:

[Maha]

haha yeah - shoulda stapled a $5 warehouse jobby on either side on the tank as some kind of pissweak wanky nationalistic statement about a game characterized by infrigements and mistakes. Now that'd be class :niceone:

Crouch--Hold--Pauuuuuuuse-Engage!

[blue rider]

now Maha you're just being pedantic and wheres the spirit.....? And who is winning annyways?:shutup:

[short-circuit]

Crouch--Hold--Pauuuuuuuse-Engage!

Hahaha then repeat times 5...until - knock on, repeat x5, Kick out of play, pauuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse, infringement, pause, penalty kick, pause, restart kick, knock on etc etc etc

total time in play = 25 minutes :zzzz:

[nadroj]

Crouch--Hold--Pauuuuuuuse-Engage!

Crouch - touch - engage!
Fuck the foreplay...

[Indiana_Jones]

LAALALALA waving a flag! lol

-Indy

[gijoe1313]

Just as well someone ran this up the pole! Just so I can say ... Burn them! :whistle: Also, beats me why you need to pay for one if you want one - so many of them are left by the roadside!

[meteor]

And there are some flag people can make you a wanker too :yes:


Geez Stirts, wish you'd stop putting photo's like that up... I keep making a mess of my keyboard!

[Stirts]

Geez Stirts, wish you'd stop putting photo's like that up... I keep making a mess of my keyboard!

:killingme

http://favim.com/mini/201107/10/fun-lame-lol-sign-wanker-100951.jpg

:bleh:

[onearmedbandit]

This thread is like a...

<img src="http://www.bloggingfor.info/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/broken_pencil.jpg"/>

[Katman]

This thread is like a...

Silly hat time?

<img src="http://www.buygaggifts.com/images/products/Waving-Flag-Hat-p474495022-bigimage.jpg"/>

[slofox]

Actually, I find these flags quite useful.

They tell me which vehicles I am best to avoid...

They also tell me I have a Tongan family living up the hill from me. I didn't know that!

[onearmedbandit]

Silly hat time?




You betcha!!

<img src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-FsvlE8MLoaM/TftXKf7s-QI/AAAAAAAAAXA/MnWDjvrUKC8/s1600/SILLY%2BHAT8.jpg"/>

[admenk]

You betcha!!


Is that why your bathroom keeps shaking - there's a giant woman beneath it?

[Indiana_Jones]

Silly hat time?

<img src="http://www.buygaggifts.com/images/products/Waving-Flag-Hat-p474495022-bigimage.jpg"/>

WHIP IT

<img src="http://coolaggregator.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/devo.jpg">

-Indy

[Stirts]

WHIP IT GOOD!!!

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQiwn1HBj85mZyfQpnAf3AyQz2SDTviK O2h4HqHdwjBqaxEYR5vkYwlwgKN

[Maha]

Actually, I find these flags quite useful.

They tell me which vehicles I am best to avoid...

They also tell me I have a Tongan family living up the hill from me. I didn't know that!

The ones with 15+ on them must have an increase in fuel comsuption...:yes:

[Maha]

Crouch - touch - engage!
Fuck the foreplay...

...The IRB have been considering the extention of the pre srum hit to...
Crouch-Hold-Bitchslap-Reach around-Nya Nya Nya-Tweak Twist- Engage- Ahhhhhhhhhhhh :yes:

[Indiana_Jones]

No Homo, but you got a great arse Maha...

-Indy

[Maha]

No Homo, but you got a great arse Maha...

-Indy

Glutes Indy....:moon:

[NZsarge]

Pure and simple....you look like wankers.:yes:

Fuckin aye! Although wankers might be a bit strong it for sure looks a little naff, can't argue with a little national pride but i'm definitely over rugby and the RWC!
I do though wish the All Blacks all the best but won't be bothered in the slightest if they don't pull it off.

[Maha]

Fuckin aye! Although wankers might be a bit strong it for sure looks a little naff, can't argue with a little national pride but i'm definitely over rugby and the RWC!
I do though wish the All Blacks all the best but won't be bothered in the slightest if they don't pull it off.

I saw a camper van laden with flags stopping to pick up a hitch-hicker today.
He waved it on.........:killingme

[Maha]

now Maha you're just being pedantic and wheres the spirit.....? And who is winning annyways?:shutup:

The spirit is in a 750oz bottle....no coke required:drinkup:

[NZsarge]

I saw a camper van laden with flags stopping to pick up a hitch-hicker today.
He waved it on.........:killingme

He he he, funny! Obviously not an AB fan...

[Maha]

This thread is like a...



No lead in your pencil?...the are pills for that now...:yes:

[onearmedbandit]

No lead in your pencil?...the are pills for that now...:yes:

Put your glasses on old man, you'll clearly see there is lead in the pencil in the picture. It's just missing a point that's all...

[Maha]

Put your glasses on old man, you'll clearly see there is lead in the pencil in the picture. It's just missing a point that's all...

...I can clearly see the point...take another look...its at the end of broken bit of lead.:yes:
Come on Fraser...sharpen up.

[Road kill]

Fuck,,what do you lot do for fun,,,sit around an cut yourselves??

Oh yeah,,,probably too close to home huh,,,,sad cunts:weird:

[pzkpfw]

He he he, funny! Obviously not an AB fan...

He didn't say which flags they were.


---

As for me, I'm considering putting the pack rack on my bike, just so I can hang some of those flags off it. Let the haters hate.

[Indiana_Jones]

Let the haters hate.

<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l2bmmjyaA31qz9w7vo1_500.jpg">

-Indy

[Maha]

Fuck,,what do you lot do for fun,,,sit around an cut yourselves??

Oh yeah,,,probably too close to home huh,,,,sad cunts:weird:

...ooooooh no we have a flaggie in our midst....a serious one at that...:niceone:

[Maha]

He didn't say which flags they were.


---

As for me, I'm considering putting the pack rack on my bike, just so I can hang some of those flags off it. Let the haters hate.

Pics or we will think you are full of shit....:baby:

[pzkpfw]

Pics or we will think you are full of shit....:baby:

OK. I take that challenge. (Given when I can get to flag shops, it'll be Friday.)

In return, you can post pictures of {insert funny thing I think of later here}.

[puddytat]

haha yeah - shoulda stapled a $5 warehouse jobby on either side on the tank as some kind of pissweak wanky nationalistic statement about a game characterized by infrigements and mistakes. Now that'd be class :niceone:

You forgot theatrics too, oh hang on we're talking Rugby not that Pansy round ball game ....sorry my bad:nya::finger:

[Maha]

OK. I take that challenge. (Given when I can get to flag shops, it'll be Friday.)

In return, you can post pictures of {insert funny thing I think of later here}.

Your request will be considered.:yes:

[Woodman]

na fuckit the flags are great as is all the other RWC stuff. Never have i seen a more positive response to anything in NZ (KB grinches excepted).

Its certainly obvious that we are a rugby country and its great. Run with it guys its only a game and its a lot of fun, in fact I reckon some folks hatred for the game goes a little bit deeper than just not liking a sport. Get therapy is my advice.

Anyway having a flag on your car is way less silly than wearing a hiviz vest on a motorcycle, or harley handlebar tassles for that matter, or those fucked up helmet mohawks. But hey whatever spins ya wheels.

[The End]

https://www.facebook.com/pages/Tongan-Mum-Sorry-kids-no-food-this-week-I-spent-all-our-money-on-flags/153325541422159

The only ones I ever see are Tongan....

[short-circuit]

Just lends further support to my theory that union is for fags ... I mean flags

[Maha]

na fuckit the flags are great as is all the other RWC stuff. Never have i seen a more positive response to anything in NZ (KB grinches excepted).

Its certainly obvious that we are a rugby country and its great. Run with it guys its only a game and its a lot of fun, in fact I reckon some folks hatred for the game goes a little bit deeper than just not liking a sport. Get therapy is my advice.

Anyway having a flag on your car is way less silly than wearing a hiviz vest on a motorcycle, or harley handlebar tassles for that matter, or those fucked up helmet mohawks. But hey whatever spins ya wheels.

Would be a hoot ot see them all act like Lemmings that they are, when the RWC finishes.:sunny:

[wysper]

or harley handlebar tassles for that matter

What about flags AS tassels on a Harley's handlebars?

[Indiana_Jones]

What about flags AS tassels on a Harley's handlebars?

<img src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_JLkdStmKIyk/TTa8PUc1zII/AAAAAAAAAWA/0xNBmaiKuTg/s1600/family-guy-woah-woah-woah-lois-this-is-not-my-batman-glass.png">

-Indy

[Maha]

What about flags AS tassels on a Harley's handlebars?

..theres a whole different thread right there...!
Be sure to look out for it next week.

[Kiwi Graham]

247180
Spent the opening ceremony out on the water, bloody fantastic!!!
Even bought a few flags for it. you cant really see the big ones on the back in this pic though.


Mmmmmmm flags Mmmmmmm :love:

[Maha]

247180
Spent the opening ceremony out on the water, bloody fantastic!!!
Even bought a few flags for it. you cant really see the big ones on the back in this pic though.


Mmmmmmm flags Mmmmmmm :love:

Port and Starboard noticfication flags are an optional hazzard....:innocent:

[short-circuit]

My good deed for the year - I'm off de-flaging tonight with an aerosol can and a lighter. Geez I'm a good cunt :innocent:

[PrincessBandit]

Actually, I find these flags quite useful.

They tell me which vehicles I am best to avoid...

They also tell me I have a Tongan family living up the hill from me. I didn't know that!

My daughter told me she saw a cartoon(?) the other day - Tongan mum saying to her kids "sorry kids, no money for food this week, I spent it all on flags".

I have AB sockies on my wing mirrors so do I escape the Wrath-of-Maha TM ('cos dey's not flaggies?)

[Maha]

My good deed for the year - I'm off de-flaging tonight with an aerosol can and a lighter. Geez I'm a good cunt :innocent:

Im with ya' in spirit flameboy.....:rockon:

[\m/]

An overzealous rugby fan has caused a power outage on a busy east Auckland road after the flag poles he was helping erect struck underground power cables.
Seventy metres of cable has to be replaced along Ti Rakau Drive in Pakuranga after fans tried to show off their national pride with a series of flags.
Spokeswoman for Vector, Sandy Hodge, says it may appear to be stating the obvious, but digging near cables is dangerous.
Bunting caught on crosswires on a power pole along Ponsonby Rd in central Auckland has also caused a short power outage.


Read more: http://www.3news.co.nz/Rugby-flags-cause-power-outage/tabid/1534/articleID/226682/Default.aspx#ixzz1YYw3IQzp
http://badromance.madeoffail.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/facepalm1.jpg

[Blackshear]

You mean like this?

247189

[oldguy]

who needs a flag, this guy has gone all out even on the back of his jacket.


http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=247190&d=1316584552who needs a flag, this guy has gone all out even on the back of his jacket.

[Fatt Max]

There are a few flag people in Brisbane - all/only Kiwis.
Quade who? The local press is trying its best to stimulate interest, but nobody here really cares. The AFL and NRL finals are on. The Warriors are getting the coverage.
Maybe after Bathurst.

Since when have you been a dudeist dude....?

Dude abides man...

[Fatt Max]

Do I really need to spell it out?

little attached double rugby world cup flags on vehicles:stupid:

I did see a car load of Tongan fans in Glen Innes flying the Swiss flag.....:facepalm:, that was farking funny......

Has anyone been pass the Swiss Consulate lately? Is their flag still there...?....:clap:

[Disco Dan]

I had to laugh yesterday - saw several cars on the motorway with a large flag over their bonnet... covering the air vents at the front. As I passed one I said to myself I bet it wont be long before that overheats the stupid ********** ...as I turned a bend I saw another car, same style flag and again covering the front air vents... but this one? Yep, hazard lights on engine overheated!!!

To those idiots still driving around with them on that sit at 80kmph on the mway (any faster and they seem to fly off) - get off the dam mway unless you can do the speed limit. Enough congestion as it is without idiots with flags.

<end rant>

Oh if your one of those people with stupid flags on your car you may wish to MOVE here: http://lmgtfy.com/?q=car+flag+idiots -do it NOW!

[Pussy]

There are probably lots of rugby fans out there who think that all motorcyclists are wankers, too....

[Disco Dan]

There are probably lots of rugby fans out there who think that all motorcyclists are wankers, too....

How many bikes have you seen with giant flagpoles and banners attached????

[Pussy]

How many bikes have you seen with giant flagpoles and banners attached????

None.... but I've seen that a lot of motorcyclists are precious "look at me, I'm special" wankers....

[Disco Dan]

None.... but I've seen that a lot of motorcyclists are precious "look at me, I'm special" wankers....

When it's warranted what's the problem?

Heck I'm special... look at me Pussy ! :facepalm:

[Maha]

How many bikes have you seen with giant flagpoles and banners attached????

One!...a White GXS1300R with the KB flag...:nya:

[Indiana_Jones]

Did you want someone to buy you a flag Maha? :yes:

-Indy

[Maha]

Did you want someone to buy you a flag Maha? :yes:

-Indy

Oh I have a flag or two, and come to think of it, I have had them on my bike before today..:Oops:
But that does not excuse those wankers out there who parade the fluttering extras for all to see...cocks!:yes:

[admenk]

How many bikes have you seen with giant flagpoles and banners attached????

I've seen a few fellow Harley riders who feel the need to go all American (even though they're not) and fly the stars and stripes :facepalm: Each to their own I suppose..

[puddytat]

When it's warranted what's the problem?

:facepalm:

And so RWC is not enough reason....:facepalm:
So if its not about you then its not worth all the fuss right?

[imdying]

Where do I get said flags?

If I'd know no life losers took such a disliking to them I'd have drowned the wifes car in them weeks ago :D

[Indiana_Jones]

Where do I get said flags?

If I'd know no life losers took such a disliking to them I'd have drowned the wifes car in them weeks ago :D

Warehouse seems to be the best bet I hear

-Indy

[Maha]

I've seen a few fellow Harley riders who feel the need to go all American (even though they're not) and fly the stars and stripes :facepalm: Each to their own I suppose..

Thats the wank-on factor with some bike owners..
What do I have with Honda on it?...mmmmmm only my bike I think?
...'ang on, Mom is sewing a Honda patch onto an old cap for me....:love:

[Woodman]

GO THE ALL BLACKS

Saw my first bike with an All Blacks flag on it yesterday. Was on a Harley Ferguson, and looked to be touring. Good on him too. (for the flag not the bike so much)

[hellokitty]

I saw a cockhead today that stopped at the side of the motorway to go get his all blacks flag that had fallen off his car. I was in a tow truck at the time, and the towie said it is a $250 fine if you stop like that and walk up the motorway for no good reason ($5 flag aint a good reason)

[Maha]

I saw a cockhead today that stopped at the side of the motorway to go get his all blacks flag that had fallen off his car. I was in a tow truck at the time, and the towie said it is a $250 fine if you stop like that and walk up the motorway for no good reason ($5 flag aint a good reason)

.....to a flaggie its worth life and limb. Its thier secret 'flaggie flag wave' that has me worried...:blink:

[puddytat]

.....to a flaggie its worth life and limb. Its thier secret 'flaggie flag wave' that has me worried...:blink:

Buy a flag Dude & you'll get instructions on how to wave it correctly as well as the secret hand grip & handshake:yes: :shifty: :psst:

[Maha]

Buy a flag Dude & you'll get instructions on how to wave it correctly as well as the secret hand grip & handshake:yes: :shifty: :psst:

....cant do, I am flagaphobic.:corn:

[short-circuit]

Where can I buy me some WARRIORS flags? :yes:

[nadroj]

....cant do, I am flagaphobic.:corn:

Tell the truth - you're not allowed near when the flags are flying!

[Maha]

Where can I buy me some WARRIORS flags? :yes:

They are due for woeful game aren't they?

Tell the truth - you're not allowed near when the flags are flying!

...I must look away sure, because the ensuing laughter seems to irritate my LBL...:innocent:

[Woodman]

Where can I buy me some WARRIORS flags? :yes:

yea Go the warriors. :woohoo: Best 40 minutes of league ever according to those that know.

[Kiwi Graham]

....cant do, I am flagaphobic.:corn:

You're a closet flaggie mate, got pics to prove it somewhere :shit:

Bloody awesome couple of games last night!!

Go Black
Go Warriors

[Maha]

You're a closet flaggie mate, got pics to prove it somewhere :shit:

Bloody awesome couple of games last night!!

Go Black
Go Warriors

Yes I can recall a certain flaggie pair at one stage on a hill in Auckland..
But I was in remission then...:yes:

Happy Birthday to you...:rockon:

[gwigs]

One!...a White GXS1300R with the KB flag...:nya:


You mean this one.:yes:

[Maha]

You mean this one.:yes:

No :confused: but thanks for the memories....

[puddy]

....cant do, I am flagaphobic.:corn:
That's what concerns me ........... People who go on about gays, are usually gay themselves ( just in denial ). People ( like 'Maha' ) who go on about flags are usually









GAY!:yes:
Flying the flags and supporting the ABs is OK.

[Maha]

.......you might as well plant a flag on your virtual fb farm with its over priced personal plate on the gate....:corn:

[pzkpfw]

.......you might as well plant a flag on your virtual fb farm with its over priced personal plate on the gate....:corn:

So where do you think they grow your virtual popcorn? --> :corn:

[pzkpfw]

Your request will be considered.:yes:

Finally got hold of a flag (wife got her own petrol yesterday (!) and was at a petrol station that had had new flags come in...) and put it on this morning.

Cut bottom off flag pole, stuck onto rack with a few good rounds of electrical tape, plus a cable-tie through the bottom of the flag and around the top of the pack-rack... just in case.

Crappy phone camera picture...