Tolerance

[Mom]

I am truly perplexed that so many of my friends are against another mosque being built in Auckland.

I think it should be the goal of every Kiwi to be tolerant.

Thus the mosque should be allowed, in an effort to promote tolerance.

That is why I also propose that two nightclubs be opened next door to the mosque, thereby promoting tolerance from within the mosque.

We could call one of the clubs, which would be gay, "The Turban Cowboy ", and the other a topless bar called "You Mecca Me Hot."

Next door should be a butcher shop that specializes in pork, and adjacent to that an open-pit barbeque pork restaurant, called "Iraq o' Ribs."

Across the street there could be a lingerie store called "Victoria Keeps Nothing Secret ", with sexy mannequins in the window modeling the goods.

Next door to the lingerie shop there would be room for an adult sex toy shop, "Koranal Knowledge ", its name in flashing neon lights, and on the other side a liquor store called "Morehammered."

All of this would encourage the Muslims to demonstrate the tolerance they demand of us, so the mosque problem would be solved.


If you agree with promoting tolerance, and you think this is a good plan, please pass it on...

[jellywrestler]

remember when they wanted to build a mosque at 'ground Zero' in the staes
to even it out i reckon they should've turned a couple of other mosques into ground zeros!

[munster]

what was the address of that adult shop again?

[slofox]

I should change the name of my wine shop to "Morehammered" :rofl:

That's a classic Mom!

[Mom]

That's a classic Mom!

My Uncle sent it to me, I had to share :lol:

[Quasievil]

Nah screw them, this is NZ try building a Christian worship place where some of them come from, thats the ignorance we have imported into NZ via these damn immigrants

[mashman]

heh... nice.

I'll only pass it on if they replace the "sexy mannequins in the window modeling the goods" with real women.

Where's the Burqa King gonna be...

[Road kill]

Mate of mine reckoned he Fostered a Muslim kid the other day.

Got him in the back of the head with both cans.

[Haggis2]

I really HATE intolerant people :innocent:

[pete376403]

Seems appropriate - e-mail recieved the other day.

Where are Muslims not happy?
> > · They are not happy in Gaza.
> > · They are not happy in the West Bank.
> > · They are not happy in Jerusalem.
> > · They are not happy in Israel. (There is no equality)
> > · They are not happy in Egypt.
> > · They are not happy in Libya.
> > · They are not happy in Algeria.
> > · They are not happy in Tunis.
> > · They are not happy in Morocco.
> > · They are not happy in Yemen.
> > · They are not happy in Iraq.
> > · They are not happy in Afghanistan.
> > · They are not happy in Syria.
> > · They are not happy in Lebanon.
> > · They are not happy in Sudan.
> > · They are not happy in Jordan.
> > · They are not happy in Iran.
> >
> > Where are the Muslims happy?
> >
> > They are happy in England.
> > They are happy in France.
> > They are happy in Italy.
> > They are happy in Germany.
> > They are happy in Sweden.
> > They are happy in Holland.
> > They are happy in Denmark.
> > They are happy in Belgium.
> > They are happy in Norway.
> > They are happy in the U.S.
> > They are happy in Canada
> > They are happy in Romania
> > They are happy in Hungary
> > They are happy in Australia.
> > and
> > They are happy in New Zealand.
> >
> > They are happy in any other country in the world that is not under a Muslim rule.
> >
> > And whom do they blame?
> > · Not Islam.
> > · Not their leadership.
> > · Not themselves.
> > But the same countries in which they are happy to live.
> >
> > This is so true... Democracy is really good for them:
> >
> > In a democracy they can live comfortably,
> > enjoy the high quality of life which they did not build and
> > work for, they don't have to be productive and earn a
> > living, they can be wild, pray in the street and break the
> > law, rape, exploit the social services, wear Burkas and
> > make a mockery of our Police and Courts and bite the hand that feeds them.
> >
> > But don't complain when your children and families or
> > friends get burdened by Islamic Sharia Law. A law which is
> > the ultimate enslavement.
> >
> > If you live in New Zealand ,When the Census comes round in
> > in a year or two and it asks your religion YOU MUST fill in
> > Christian and DO NOT LEAVE it blank or say none ......All
> > the Muslims will fill in Muslim so dont complain when a
> > Muslim Mosque or School is built at the bottom of your
> > street.

[Virago]

...If you live in New Zealand ,When the Census comes round in a year or two and it asks your religion YOU MUST fill in Christian and DO NOT LEAVE it blank or say none ...

There's the ultimate in "Christian" hypocrisy...:facepalm:

[Madness]

Apparently God hates competition much the same as politicians :facepalm:

[puddytat]

Apparently God hates competition much the same as politicians :facepalm:

But loves the power & the money, just like the politicians:yes:

[devo]

this is for real, check out the link

Pig Races In Texas

A Muslim man has purchased eleven acres of land next to a pig farm (a family farm that has been in Houston a long time) and now he wants the pig farmer to leave!
The pig farmer's response?
To begin holding pig races during Friday afternoon prayers.

Don't mess with Texas.


http://www.youtube.com/embed/dUr1NxJDC94?rel=0

[Ronin]

> >
> > If you live in New Zealand ,When the Census comes round in
> > in a year or two and it asks your religion YOU MUST fill in
> > Christian and DO NOT LEAVE it blank or say none ......All
> > the Muslims will fill in Muslim so dont complain when a
> > Muslim Mosque or School is built at the bottom of your
> > street.

I would be more likely to complain were the Catholic Kiddy fiddling association to set up near me.

[specter]

When the Census comes round in a year or two and it asks your religion YOU MUST fill in Christian


Hell no! im filling in JEDI!

[Paul in NZ]

The gubbermint should build a mosque and a synagogue next to every destiny church branch and film the results - the country could make a fortune on the tv rights

[Brian d marge]

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Stephen