What's in Trashies shed? A game for October

[White trash]

Points are scored as follows.

1/2 point for manufacturer
1 FULL point for model

Don't try and edit your first answer, you'll be disqualified. MT is watching.

So I post the image, you have 24 hours to post your answer. Guesses outside the 24 hours are null and void.

It's 18:00 on 03/10, Go n00bs.

Highest overall score at midnight, October 30 2011 gets $100 TSS Red Baron gift voucher.

[Gremlin]

Something rolled, bowled and arseholed.

So... what do I win?

[imdying]

Hmmmmm... it's an orange... amiright?

[blackdog]

990 Adventure R Dakar.

[MIXONE]

KTM 640?:shutup:

[bogan]

For some inexplicable (unless I'm right) reason I'm thinking a Bimota motard.

[SilentDtH]

ktm 990 adventure?

[JimO]

i know what it is but im not going to give you the satisfaction of telling you what it is

[imdying]

Nah, KTMs aren't that badly finished. Are they? :gob:

[Oblivion]

KTM 950 Supermoto.

Have no clue otherwise :innocent:

[cs363]

2011 KTM 990 Adventure, Dakar Limited Edition

[blackdog]

2011 KTM 990 Adventure, Dakar Limited Edition

How'd you work that out?

[Mental Trousers]

Have you powder coated the MVX frame orange and painted some of the plastics blue??

Otherwise it's some KTM that somebody else has probably already mentioned.

[Mort]

http://www.motorcycle-usa.com/PhotoGallerys/xlarge/990_adventure_dakar-right.jpg

[EJK]

<img src="http://img840.imageshack.us/img840/5751/unnamedo.jpg" />

[cs363]

How'd you work that out?

I was in close proximity to one a few weeks ago - if I'm not mistaken that pic is where the crash bar joins the frame under the side cover/tank.

[blackdog]

I was in close proximity to one a few weeks ago - if I'm not mistaken that pic is where the crash bar joins the frame under the side cover/tank.

Still no sarcasm smiley.

[cs363]

Still no sarcasm smiley.

There is this one though: :finger: :laugh:

[Madness]

Still no sarcasm smiley.

No matter, apparently Smilies are for people that don't have sufficient grasp of the language to express themselves adequately.

:whistle:

[Maha]

....35 spent condoms?

[blackdog]

No matter, apparently Smilies are for people that don't have sufficient grasp of the language to express themselves adequately.

:whistle:

An eloquently worded observation you make there.

[cs363]

An eloquently worded observation you make there.

I think he also found the closest thing to the sarcasm smiley while he was at it....

[cs363]

So now what? As White trash has awarded me 1.5 points do we A) wait for Trashie to get something else in his shed or B) Does the winner post an obscure 'guess what bike this is' pic or C) wait until next month? :)

[flyingcrocodile46]

That's easy it's a KTM 990 Aventure

[blackdog]

So now what? As White trash has awarded me 1.5 points do we A) wait for Trashie to get something else in his shed or B) Does the winner post an obscure 'guess what bike this is' pic or C) wait until next month? :)

You had to get it first to get the points I think.

The way I read it is he will have something else in the shed tomorrow, so if you are quick you might beat me to some points then.

[cs363]

You had to get it first to get the points I think.

The way I read it is he will have something else in the shed tomorrow, so if you are quick you might beat me to some points then.

Hmm, so if you got points as well Trashie must be spreading himself around (so those rumours Shirriffs were spreading must be true!!)
I guess I got points for accuracy and ticking all the boxes :D

Ok, roll on tomorrow - the gauntlet has been thrown! :laugh:

[Oblivion]

Does he even have enough bikes for us to guess to last the entire month?

[Ender EnZed]

Don't try and edit your first answer, you'll be disqualified. MT is watching.

So I post the image, you have 24 hours to post your answer. Guesses outside the 24 hours are null and void.

If more than one person gets it right do they both collect points or only the first to post? If so, does that apply to the manufacturer as well or only the specific model?

[EJK]

So now what? As White trash has awarded me 1.5 points do we A) wait for Trashie to get something else in his shed or B) Does the winner post an obscure 'guess what bike this is' pic or C) wait until next month? :)

Someone should start a gaming thread :yes:

There was one years ago but now it's long dead. Let's start a new one.

[Eddieb]

990 Adventure R Dakar.

Yep, the new anniversary one.

http://p2m.mbike.com/000/003/849/75426190_d.jpg

[Hitcher]

No matter, apparently Smilies are for people that don't have sufficient grasp of the language to express themselves adequately.

The BDOTGNZA concurs. But they've no fucking idea what bike that is in Trash's gargre.

[pritch]

990 Adventure R Dakar.

I'll second that.

[riffer]

I think we've all pretty much established it's the new KTM 990 Dakar Adventure.

Jeez Trashy is that all you can come up with. At least I would have expected the press bike 2012 KTM 1190 Superduke R.

[White trash]

I'll post a new bike each night and let the cat out of the bag as to what the previous one was. Person with most points at the end of the month, wins.

This was an easy one to get y'all warmed up, there'll be some tough ones I promise.

[Swoop]

All wrong.

It's the frame from one of these...247878

[Scuba_Steve]

Well I'm late to the start :facepalm:, but hey this seems fun so I want in regardless.
So to repeat everyone else, KTM 990 Dakar Adventure

[avgas]

Its the compute that trashie downloads porn on.

[cs363]

I'll post a new bike each night and let the cat out of the bag as to what the previous one was. Person with most points at the end of the month, wins.

This was an easy one to get y'all warmed up, there'll be some tough ones I promise.

Yes, but wins what exactly? Hopefully not an intimate evening with the OP.... :shutup:

[sugilite]

To be precise, it's a KTM 990 Dakar Adventure propped up on a crate full of knackered head bearings :yes: Double points thanks! :woohoo:

[PuppetMaster]

Im gonna go with a "young asian boy in a cage".

[ducatilover]

It's the worst example of factory paint finish since British Leyland stopped making wreckages. That paint is disgusting, more orange peel than a Charlie's juice factory. :facepalm:

I do repeat the 2011 KTM 990 Dakar edition though.

[White trash]

It's the worst example of factory paint finish since British Leyland stopped making wreckages. That paint is disgusting, more orange peel than a Charlie's juice factory. :facepalm:

I do repeat the 2011 KTM 990 Dakar edition though.

The paint's actually really good on it. Half light, maximum zoom and a overly bright flash at too close a range will give you that professional effect though.

[imdying]

I don't believe that, the camera can't make shite up by itself. I see now it's an off road bike, so paint quality is probably low on the list. Is it perhaps covered in anti chip clear covering?

[Crasherfromwayback]

What's in Trashies shed?

.

A ruptured blow up doll with a dribbly vag and a sore bum.

[nudemetalz]

A ruptured blow up doll with a dribbly vag and a sore bum.

I was wondering where my one got to..

[Big Dave]

I bet it's not a fucking Bowflex.

[avgas]

I was wondering where my one got to..
The doll or the vag
http://images.fashionmodeldirectory.com/images/intopic_images/2009/6babf6a00d09c5c33012314f0b8fb6b9.jpg

[nudemetalz]

Neither...
I like these.......:buggerd:
http://www.trademe.co.nz/home-living/lifestyle/novelty/auction-411484476.htm


Anyway, has little to do with KTM's I guess...

[avgas]

I dunno. KTM rides a bit like a 2ft tranny

[nudemetalz]

I dunno. KTM rides a bit like a 2ft tranny

Really?
Do explain more,..and the detailed comparison you have ... :shutup:

[avgas]

Really?
Do explain more,..and the detailed comparison you have ... :shutup:
Won't go into details but both stories end in Bangkok.

[cs363]

A ruptured blow up doll with a dribbly vag and a sore bum.

Sounds more like the contents of your office cupboard.....

[cs363]

Neither...
I like these.......:buggerd:
http://www.trademe.co.nz/home-living/lifestyle/novelty/auction-411484476.htm


Anyway, has little to do with KTM's I guess...

Actually...wait a minute..... you found that in Crashers office didn't you?! :D

[blackdog]

Sounds more like the contents of your office cupboard.....

Where else do you think he squeezes the milk from for your coffee?

[Crasherfromwayback]

Sounds more like the contents of your office cupboard.....

You want 'it' back?

Where else do you think he squeezes the milk from for your coffee?

I reckon he'd really rather not know...

[cs363]

Where else do you think he squeezes the milk from for your coffee?

Ha! Do people actually drink that stuff?
I'll only accept sealed bottles of beer from him! :yes:

[cs363]

You want 'it' back?

I thought you were quite 'attached' to it.....??!

[Scuba_Steve]

:Oi: ya late, wheres da next one???

[blackdog]

In Trashies shed tonight we have...

[White trash]

:Oi: ya late, wheres da next one???

Sorry mate. Late home tonight, cunting OSH meeting.

OK, here's the pic of the last one. I contemplated not awarding points for anyone that called it or mentioned "R" model because they're actually very different bikes but I'm not that much of a cunt on day one.

2011 KTM 990 Adventure Dakar edition. Lovely bike too.247901

Todays clue to follow soon.

[blackdog]

Sorry mate. Late home tonight, cunting OSH meeting.

OK, here's the pic of the last one. I contemplated not awarding points for anyone that called it or mentioned "R" model because they're actually very different bikes but I'm not that much of a cunt on day one.



That will teach me to verify my sources in future, feck it.

http://www.motorcyclespecs.co.za/model/ktm/ktm_990_adventure_dakar%2011.htm

[White trash]

OK, new one. Make and model please, let you know the correct answer tomorrow night.

Just to be an arsehole, I want the full and correct model designation for full points.

[White trash]

That will teach me to verify my sources in future, feck it.

http://www.motorcyclespecs.co.za/model/ktm/ktm_990_adventure_dakar%2011.htm

Yeah all the specs they have there are for an R (high seat height, 115hp, etc) but the images are of a Dakar which is clearly not an R because it has ABS and a low seat.

[Usarka]

Camry?


.......

[gsxr]

A yellow one.

[Ender EnZed]

Camry?


.......

That's clearly a Commodore.

[blackdog]

83(D) or 84(E) Suzuki GSX750E (naked), ES (half), or EF (full fairing). Kinda hard to discern from that shot because as far as I can tell all 6 of those models share that same plastic.

[Oblivion]

To me it looks like a Can-am Spyder. Like hell I know where that came from, but yeah.

[riffer]

1984 gsx750es.

Not to be confused with a 1984 GSX750SE, which is a katana.

[bogan]

Looks like a cut down bit of plasticwork so it would fit the seat, bit of bog in the bottom right corner perhaps? Non-standard indicators, I got no clue at all!

[cs363]

83(D) or 84(E) Suzuki GSX750E (naked), ES (half), or EF (full fairing). Kinda hard to discern from that shot because as far as I can tell all 6 of those models share that same plastic.

I concur, ....but if I had to choose one I'd go with a 1983 GSX750ESD




Or possibly a PortaLoo.

[cs363]

I concur, ....but if I had to choose one I'd go with a1983 GSX750ESD

Make that a 1983 Suzuki GSX750ESD to be precise!

[cs363]

That will teach me to verify my sources in future, feck it.

http://www.motorcyclespecs.co.za/model/ktm/ktm_990_adventure_dakar%2011.htm

Now, where's that sarcasm smiley again??! :lol:

[Scuba_Steve]

I'll go with 1983 Suzuki GSX750ES with aftermarket indicators

[willytheekid]

In your shed...apart from the bikes
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_rtOXMZlMTkg/TEeeTCLUMbI/AAAAAAAADeI/AEDAAgdQn_g/s1600/fightclub.jpg

[nudemetalz]

Yeah I'd go with the "alphabet soup" as well.
(remember them being called that back in the '80s?)

[avgas]

Not to be confused with a 1984 GSX750SE, which is a katana.
Which had 3 variations on its own as well........depending on which country you lived in.......

But my money is actually on an 1987 Suzuki GSX750 ES with a few bits unbolted and new (10 years ago) paint job.

[_STAIN_]

just to cover the missed year I'll say 1986 Suzuki GSX750ESG

[White trash]

Year of manufacture I'm not to worried about.

[nudemetalz]

Actually it could be a GSX1100E.. (the soft Kat model)

[SilentDtH]

Suzuki GS750 ES

[White trash]

Here ya go. Suzuki GSX750ES "F" to be exact but I'm not going into the year of the bikes.

Stunning machine. Will be on Trademe later tonight if anyone wants a cheap commuter.

248011

New one later

[bogan]

hmmm, it does look a lot like a camry :whistle:

[DEATH_INC.]

That's not IN the shed. :woohoo:

[SilentDtH]

Here ya go. Suzuki GSX750ES "F" to be exact but I'm not going into the year of the bikes.

Stunning machine. Will be on Trademe later tonight if anyone wants a cheap commuter.

New one later

Beautiful! Might be checking out trademe tonight then :)

[blackdog]

Shed get burgled last night?

[White trash]

Shed get burgled last night?

Nah, got a sick kid mate.

Anyway, here's last nights one. Very fucking easy.

248032

Tomorrows is going to be a fucking bitch :)

[blackdog]

Nah, got a sick kid mate.

Anyway, here's last nights one. Very fucking easy.

248032

Tomorrows is going to be a fucking bitch :)

Easy when you know what it is! My first instinct doesn't seem to be panning out.

Hope the littl'un is awright mate.

[White trash]

Beautiful! Might be checking out trademe tonight then :)

Here ya go http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/motorbikes/motorbikes/sports/auction-413134599.htm

[SilentDtH]

Nice, got that on my watch list.

For the latest one I'm gonna give Honda VFR 800 a go.

[blackdog]

Nice, got that on my watch list.

For the latest one I'm gonna give Honda VFR 800 a go.

Close!

Honda VFR1200F.

[White trash]

Close!

Honda VFR1200F.

You cheating cunt.

[blackdog]

You cheating cunt.

You left the stock number on it!

And I prefer the word initiative over cheating thank you.

[bogan]

You left the stock number on it!

And I prefer the word initiative over cheating thank you.

:lol: I saw the number there and wondered if it meant anything.

Big VFR would have been my guess anyway.

[avgas]

Fiat Multipla with new paint job and a bodykit.

[blackdog]

Fiat Multipla with new paint job and a bodykit.

That deserves 3 points.

[White trash]

Fiat Multipla with new paint job and a bodykit.


That deserves 3 points.

Bullshit. Fiat Multipla is far more an attractive vehicle than this thing.

[Usarka]

And I prefer the word initiative over cheating thank you.

You initiative cunt!

[blackdog]

You initiative cunt!

Stop it you're making me blush.

[SilentDtH]

I need some bonus points for not cheating and getting close :D:D

[DEATH_INC.]

Thems look like mags off one of those fugly tricycle things....

[Madness]

Honda VFR1200F with hard luggage and a ghey personalised plate.

[blackdog]

Honda VFR1200F with hard luggage and a ghey personalised plate.

'MDNES'?

Are you down this way?

[Madness]

'MDNES'?

Are you down this way?

Nah, in the Tron tonight (it smells funny here). I was in Welly last week but I didn't get in touch seeing as I'm an unsociable cunt.

[blackdog]

Nah, in the Tron tonight (it smells funny here). I was in Welly last week but I didn't get in touch seeing as I'm an unsociable cunt.

Best not get in 'touch' with any of those 'tron girls tonight either then, given their reputation for giving something back.

Proper unsociable. I'll drink your share of the beer now then homo.

[Usarka]

Them hamilton girls certainly earn their crust.

[blackdog]

Then hamilton girls certainly earn their crust.

Ewwwwwwww.

Having said that, the boys aren't picky.