v.ros`
13th July 2005, 14:31
The lions practice was delayed nearly two hours today after a white powdery substance was found on the field. Police and forensic investigators were called in to investigate.
After a complete analysis, the forensic guys determined that the white substance unknown to the players was the goal line.
Practice was resumed after special agents decided that the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again.
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The lions coach takes the team out for a training run and first up he tells everyone to assume their normal position.
So they all go and stand behind the goalposts and wait for the conversion
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The lions are making available a helpline for fans who are disappointed with their teams performance
The helpline number is : 0800 10 10 10
That is .....0800 won nothing won nothing won nothing!!
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Whats your wife trying to tell you if shes wearing a lions shirt in bed??
You ain't going to score....ever!!
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There are only 2 things that can be seen by the naked eye from space...
The first is the great wall of china...the second is the gap in the lions defence!!
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Whats the difference between the lions and an arsonist>>
An arsonist wouldn't waste that many matches
After a complete analysis, the forensic guys determined that the white substance unknown to the players was the goal line.
Practice was resumed after special agents decided that the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again.
================================================== =====
The lions coach takes the team out for a training run and first up he tells everyone to assume their normal position.
So they all go and stand behind the goalposts and wait for the conversion
================================================== ========
The lions are making available a helpline for fans who are disappointed with their teams performance
The helpline number is : 0800 10 10 10
That is .....0800 won nothing won nothing won nothing!!
================================================== =====
Whats your wife trying to tell you if shes wearing a lions shirt in bed??
You ain't going to score....ever!!
================================================== ======
There are only 2 things that can be seen by the naked eye from space...
The first is the great wall of china...the second is the gap in the lions defence!!
================================================== ===
Whats the difference between the lions and an arsonist>>
An arsonist wouldn't waste that many matches