bloody cage drivers!!!!

[gman]

anyone here know how i can fit self targeting machine guns to my bike??????
ive had it back two three weeks since it got the bash by a cage and three times some stupid bastard has nearly run me off the road passing in the oncoming traffic in the opposite lane.all the usual 1 fingered salutes and fist waving,,flashing lights doesnt seem to work so i thought id just blow out their front tyres to get their attention...........if i get bowled again of me bike im gona knock the shit outa some one ,ive had enuff .rant rant stamps feet really hard.. :oi-grr:

[SpankMe]

I say we start strapping metal bars to our bikes so we can smash their fucking wing mirrors when they get too close.

[T.I.E]

a brick is good. and i don't know anything.

[justsomeguy]

I think it would be easier to learn to use your rear view mirrors. And usually ride fast enough to not be over taken.... say about 2 seconds faster than the car behind you........

However - I think Spank is onto a better idea.....

[T.I.E]

or follow them and break fluid on their paint that spells out a nice word and with in a few days or week tha paint melts leaving a lovely word on their cage.
and i still don't know anything.

[justsomeguy]

why should we HAVE TO compensate for other ignorance and inability?

I feel your pain GMAN.

Because 99.99% of them &#%%'ers are too ignorant to realise how useless they are and those that do realise it don't really have the ability to do anything except retain their zombie like attitude.

[sAsLEX]

a gyroscopically stabalised 50 cal mount on the pillion seat would be good, or fucking go all out and strap one of these puppies on
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[justsomeguy]

I was just saying that we shouldn't haveto if you get what I mean, we are punished for caring more for the enviroment (or similar :lol: )

KNow what you meant Jonno - and you are absolutely correct......

But what can we do (apart from the steel rods and opening doors and kicking mirrors and denting...:whistle: )..........:devil2:

[sAsLEX]

everyone get a collectors gun licence, and we will go get some m16's then they will think twice.

nah you want something with a bit of punch, a 50 cal round will smash the engine block and disable them!

[mstriumph]

A 6inch nail works, but it sounds as though you were after something slightly more high-tech.?

[SPORK]

nah you want something with a bit of punch, a 50 cal round will smash the engine block and disable them!
Yep, get an M82 Barett, set up camp a kilometer away from the motorway, and observe who shouldn't be allowed to drive...

[Smorg]

I know exactly what you mean was riding through devonport early one morning after finishing a night watch and got side swiped by a f#*ken soccer mum in a bongo!!!!!!
She is taking me to court in a few weeks to try and get me to pay $1700.00 worth of bills.
I was half way through taking a corner when the stupid bitch decided she take it to without indicating (i had been indicating for a previous 3 seconds as required by law)
Then she had the decency to scream at me for endangering the life of her kids!!!!!!!!! :weird:
Anyway appearing in north shore court in a few weeks and i know exactly what im going to say to her :motu:

Get canterbury's 4.5's on those cage drivers mate!!

[Marmoot]

m1a2 anyone? Sure that would fit the bill..

You hypocrit....M1A2 i theoretically classified as a cage.... :nono:

[avgas]

crows feet work a charm if u can get in front :whistle: nah just kiddn folks .
have booted the occasional door if im trapped on the side of a vehicle.
but thankfully thats only happened twice.
Still john bulls leave a nice dent.

[madboy]

I alternate between wrist vs wing mirror and toe-slider vs door/guard. Never quite hung round long enough to see the overall effect on the driving behaviour and/or vehicle, but it makes me feel better.

[justsomeguy]

Yep, get an M82 Barett, set up camp a kilometer away from the motorway, and observe who shouldn't be allowed to drive...

I'm a bit busy this and the coming Saturday. Could we please do it on a Sunday or a Friday??

[gman]

after evaluating all the options you guys so happily provided ive decided to mount small cruise missiles next to the footpegs and carry an uzi for back up .......... :whistle:

i wish!!!!!!

just to clear something up its not that im being passed its the oncoming traffic thats passing other vehicles thats forcing me off!!!

maybe some blue and red lights on the front would work???? :whistle:
on another note the guy that hit me got done for careless use of a motorvehicle and fined.
gosh i feel so much better knowing i can be nearly killed by some idiot(im trying hard not elaborate on how i feel about him!! :mad: ) and thats all he gets.

[skidz]

Ball bearings work a treat if your pockets are big enough. Try and be sure you don't have your fingerprints on them, just in case.

[rc_36_rider]

for the oncoming cages theres allways the handy old wheel nuts in your left hand jacket pocket to bounce off winscreens and ive allways been a fan of ripping off wing mirrors as i ride by it shages the hole mechanisim in the door that operates the mirror not a simple put a new one on again fix for the cage driver also i find it nessary to evade the scene after any of the above they don,t like it when you take justice into your own hands

[rc_36_rider]

they need to do the buggers for attemped murder GBH or murder or manslaughter or something to stop people being soo careless
then maby we won,t need to take the law into our own hands

[Marmoot]

I just found out that a ripped wing mirror off my car would cost me $700
:no:

(but that wasn't a biker who did it....it was one of those Stagecoaches....)

[SEAGULL]

Hey Man, just been reading your altercation with the bitch from hell and wondered if you had the court case and if so, how you got on. Interested in whether the law is on our side for a change or because she was a so called respectable mother, did they side with her? Did you have any witnesses?
Graham :wait:

[hondacmx450]

I say we start strapping metal bars to our bikes so we can smash their fucking wing mirrors when they get too close.
i use my titanim gloves or my boot fuck them its do or die and im still here

[hondacmx450]

they need to do the buggers for attemped murder GBH or murder or manslaughter or something to stop people being soo careless
then maby we won,t need to take the law into our own hands
but you would any way ah
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[Beemer]

I think it would be easier to learn to use your rear view mirrors. And usually ride fast enough to not be over taken.... say about 2 seconds faster than the car behind you.....

I don't think gman was implying HE was being overtaken - I took it to mean he was being endangered by people overtaking other vehicles as they were heading towards him. I get it all the time, they seem to think "oh, it's just a bike, it can move over, there's enough room for both of us".

I feel like throwing something at them but usually you are too busy trying to avoid being killed to react with anything other than a shaken fist or the finger!

[k1w1nzl]

"before" they do it to you :Punk: