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Stirts
4th November 2011, 08:34
WHITE WOMEN:
<img src="http://www.fastbikesmag.com/files/legacy/schwantz212c_1280x1024.jpg" width=640</img>

First Date:
You get to kiss her goodnight.
Second Date:
You get to grope all over and make out a bit.
Third Date:
You get to have sex but only when she wants to and only in the missionary position.


IRISH WOMEN:
http://gamesnet.vo.llnwd.net/o1/gamestar/objects/330276_main.jpg

First Date:
You both get blind drunk and have sex.
Second Date:
You both get blind drunk and have sex.
20th Anniversary:
You both get blind drunk and have sex.


ITALIAN WOMEN:
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_duAuTt2KJgk/TLpGa3NUMWI/AAAAAAAAAk4/vMJ5jO9OJgY/s400/Italian-Women-Elisabetta-Canalis.jpg

First Date:
You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant.
Second Date:
You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs.
Third Date:
You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3-carat ring.
5th Anniversary:
You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex.
6th Anniversary:
You find yourself a Mistress.

CHINESE WOMEN:
http://www.strangecosmos.com/images/content/108272.jpg

First Date:
You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.
Second Date:
You buy her an even more expensive dinner. Nothing happens again.
Third Date:
You don't even get to the third date and you realize nothing is ever going to happen.

INDIAN WOMEN:
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_duAuTt2KJgk/TK_rz1kl0mI/AAAAAAAAAko/c7r4I2XaYyQ/s400/Indian-Women-Mallika-Sherawat.jpg

First Date:
Meet her parents.
Second Date:
Set the date of the wedding.
Third Date:
Wedding night.

BLACK WOMEN:
http://www.bunkreview.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/sexy-black-girl.jpg

First Date:
You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
Second Date:
You get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner.
Third Date:
You get to pay her rent.
Tenth Date:
She's pregnant by someone other than you.


MEXICAN WOMEN:
http://c.complex.com/blogs/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/mexicolead1.jpg

First Date:
You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk on Tequila, and have
sex in the back of her car.
Second Date:
She's pregnant.
Third Date:
She moves in. One week later, her mother, father, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her grandma, her sister's boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans for the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now looks like a home along the Tijuana strip.

JEWISH WOMEN:
<img src="http://mikeresponts.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/israeli1.jpg" width=640</img>

First Date:
You spend all your money to impress her.
Second Date:
You take a loan to keep the image
Third Date:
You're broke, she finds someone wealthier


ARAB WOMEN:
http://media.wtfunny.com/content/pictures/qCFW0D87p2.jpg

First Date:
Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins, Aunts, Uncles
Friends and entire Arab community finds out.

Second Date:
You are shot dead in the street and your balls are fed to the goats.
No third date:

The POINT…………


DON'T YOU JUST LOVE IRISH WOMEN?

SpankMe
4th November 2011, 16:42
CHINESE WOMEN:
http://img001.lazygirls.info/people/harumi_nemoto/harumi_nemoto_haruminemoto20041010143458_zWjhFYA.t humb.jpg

First Date:
You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.
Second Date:
You buy her an even more expensive dinner. Nothing happens again.
Third Date:
You don't even get to the third date and you realize nothing is ever going to happen.


She's not Chinese, she's Japanese and her name is Harumi Nemoto and she is a Japanese gravure (bikini) idol from Chiba Prefecture, Japan.

caseye
4th November 2011, 16:53
And shes beautiful.

Usarka
4th November 2011, 16:58
She's not Chinese, she's Japanese and her name is Harumi Nemoto and she is a Japanese gravure (bikini) idol from Chiba Prefecture, Japan.

Pffffffft what would you know?

YellowDog
5th November 2011, 04:54
I must say, that in my younger days, I have always found Irish women to be fantastic lovers :yes:

Stirts
7th November 2011, 06:44
She's not Chinese, she's Japanese and her name is Harumi Nemoto and she is a Japanese gravure (bikini) idol from Chiba Prefecture, Japan.

I blame Google. I searched for "sexy chinese" and saw her boobies and assumed she was Chinese. But I should have known better, she has too nicer boobs to possibly be Chinese anyway :dodge:

hayd3n
7th November 2011, 19:47
they are all hott

reggie1198
12th November 2011, 21:08
Wahoooo, I got me one of them Irish woman, unsure about the 20th anniversary bit, I'll let you know in 12 yrs. If my liver lasts that long....