Books you will never see...

[Virago]

A couple of starters for ten:

"Harry Potter and the MasterChef Challenge"

"2001 - A Y2K Sequel"

"Dora the Explorer's Shipping Container Adventure"

...

[Grasshopperus]

KiwiBiker - A compendium of threads that didn't end in a flamewar.

[Katman]

The Kiwibiker's Guide to Reality.

[onearmedbandit]

Hitcher's gide 2 txt spk nd its use in evrydy wrttn comuncton.

imdying's guide to making friends online and avoiding trolling others. (co-authored by Smokeu)

Katman's guide to street racing your motorcycle (no previous experience necessary - learn all you need to know in the 12 page book - EVER!!)

[huff3r]

John Key's "A Guide to Honest Politics"

[Usarka]

Robert Taylor - Nah mate your shocks are fine.

(just jokes RT :lol:)

[JimO]

Hone Hawera.....Memoirs of a Primeminister

[Usarka]

Life Outside Politics - Helen Clarke & Phil Goff

[huff3r]

Beauty Tips and Hints from an Expert - Helen Clark

[Ronin]

The Kiwibiker's Guide to Reality.

Katman's Guide to Subtlety.

[FJRider]

The Mana Partys guide to Political Correctness

[MIXONE]

Share The Love by Hone Hariwira

[onearmedbandit]

John Key's "A Guide to Honest Politics"

I think you'll find that any politician will fit that bill quite nicely.

[Swoop]

Labour's guide to honesty and intelligent decision making.

How to build your own thermonuclear warhed using household items.

The wit and wisdom of Hone Harawera.

[blackdog]

ducatilover's 'how to wheelie the right way'

[Subike]

Sue Bradford s "The secret life of a child abuser" an auto biography

[Big Dave]

A Guide to Upside-down Forks.
by
S.Mark.

[Maha]

WELLYWOOD II..This City Blows.

[FJRider]

New Zealand Nautical navigation shortcuts ... by the crew of the Rena.

[MIXONE]

How To Be Politically Correct In Today's World by Paul Henry.

[Subike]

emergency motorcycle braking distance records author Sid mark

Subtlety,,, by Kat-man

N Z;s Motorcycle Lemon guide by Big Dave

The Nude Policeman an autobiography Scumdog

[Bikemad]

The Neverending Story............Winston Peters

[avgas]

The Kiwibiker's Guide to Reality.
I take your one and raise you one.

- An Honest Guide to Reality

Also

- How to *insert useful task that will benefit mankind* in 60 days
- How I helped New Zealand. By *insert politician name here*
- Useful, practical and Scientifically Proven Childcare advice
- Honey I shrunk the debt

[Maha]

The Complete Motorcycle Etiquette Guide
By M. Whippy

[avgas]

Robert Taylor - Nah mate your shocks are fine.
Or
"You know your motorbike, so you know what suits you best"

[Oakie]

"How to understand women"

[Big Dave]

N Z;s Motorcycle Lemon guide by Big Dave


Very good.

Subtitle would be; ' Or, Bikes he can't be arsed arguing about on the internet'.

[Usarka]

Keeping it local - A story of internet forums, motorcycles and ice cream.

[240]

The guide to low maintenance Ducatis.

[BoristheBiter]

The Great NZ police Force by ScubaSteve.

[martybabe]

How to manipulate figures, by Nick Smith

Speeding and how it can put NZ's economy back in the Black, by Paula Rose

Navigation made easy,by the Capitan of the Rena

Successful public transport strategies for the big event, Auckland city council

NZ's hottest men,by The Top twins and Anika Moa.

I can write gooder tha'n 'you, Hitcher

Why an IQ of 146 doesn't guarantee you won't do seriously dumb shit, Martybabe

[MisterD]

Playing for the Jersey - Sonny Bill Williams
A guide to male grooming - Sir Colin Meads
Homestays of Israel - John Minto

[Banditbandit]

Guide to Suzuki GP racing - Valentino Rossi

[blackdog]

Violence against women is not OK - Banditbandit

[blackdog]

Using web forums sober - blackdog

[Big Dave]

Let's talk about someone else. - BD

[Banditbandit]

Violence against women is not OK - Banditbandit

Bling to you .. that was amusing ...

Naked Police Exploits - Black Dog

[blackdog]

Which way is this threaded again? - bogan

[bogan]

Calory counting your way to slimness - Fatt Max.

The Big List of Perfect Bikes, no modifications required! - bogan.

[avgas]

Let's talk about someone else. - BD
Japanese Bikes forever - BD

[Str8 Jacket]

'How to not be a victim' - Mr Whippy

[Big Dave]

Japanese Bikes forever - BD

Yeah - he'd never buy a dirty old Jappp....hey....wait a minute....doh - how'd that get there....

250234

[The Singing Chef]

The Definitive Guide to Childcare - Michael Jackson

How to make money QUICK!! - Nick Smith

Professional Speaker Systems and how to get Value from your subs - skidMark

[ducatilover]

ducatilover's 'how to wheelie the right way'



Brilliant!!!! :lol:

"Tuning CV carbs by Ultrasonic2"
"Keeping your bike immaculate - ducatilover"
"Anal fisting, Helen Clarke"
"The big holiday in France, the Third Reich"
"Fuel economy, reliability and comfort for real men, Harley Davidson"

[blackdog]

Preserving bodies on ice - Muammar Gaddafi

[Big Dave]

"Fuel economy, reliability and comfort for real men, Harley Davidson"

That book is in print at your H-D dealer right now.

[blackdog]

I don't mind you doing a few k's over (or 'there are grey areas') - Scumdog

[blackdog]

Why spend money on lighter wheels? - Madness

[blackdog]

I'm happy with it stock - 98tls

[Madness]

"I don't have an opinion on that" - Blackdog

[blackdog]

"I don't have an opinion on that" - Blackdog

Consider yerself blung!

You got the missus rolling around crying laughing homo!

[ducatilover]

That book is in print at your H-D dealer right now.
Great Tui add BD.


"Big Dave, small things count"

"Bogan, Matt black is yucky, here's how to paint a rainbow"

"Brilliant ducatilover quotes"

[ducatilover]

"How to stop being racist, SMOKEU"


"Keeping NZ locally owned, the National party"

"Fruits that are no good, Eve"

[The Singing Chef]

12 o'clock mono's for Dummies - Ducatilover
(Foreword by Rossirep)

[ducatilover]

"Riding fast and efficiently, ducatilover"

[avgas]

Yeah - he'd never buy a dirty old Jappp....hey....wait a minute....doh - how'd that get there....

250234
Now while your opening up to us, you can tell us all about that "experience" you had in Bangkok :msn-wink::psst:

[nothingflash]

Games for the whole family - David Bain

Games for David Bain - Joe Karam

[Big Dave]

'Original wit and humour' - Avgas.

[MIXONE]

Beauty tips by Sue Bradford.

[The Singing Chef]

1 simple step to change your public appearance - Katman

The most Definitive Pie Collectors Magazine 1990 - 2011 - Fattmax

Cornering 101 - Westy_mate :bleh:

[onearmedbandit]

Me and my best friend Jorge - V Rossi

Me and my other best friend Max - V Rossi

Why a successful career in motorcycle racing is more important than getting high all the time - A Gobert

[ducatilover]

This thread is fucking fascinating, seeing who can distinguish the difference between what is and what is not.

"Distinguishing what is and what is not, Blackdog"

[Swoop]

A concise guide to salads from around the world. By F. Max.

How to make friends and lasting relationships with ginger cops. By The ATNR group.

[The Singing Chef]

A concise guide to salads from around the world. By F. Max.

How to make friends and lasting relationships with ginger cops. By The ATNR group.

Love the last one!! Would bling you but I'm on my phone

[Bikemad]

White Christmas........Hone Harawira

Sphincter Control and Relaxation Techniques.............Author-Chris Carter............Illustrations-Georgina Beyer

[Banditbandit]

The Big Book of New Zealand Etiquette - Colin Meeds and Griz Whylie

[Maha]

Facebook..Its As Real As Real Can Be.
by R Cranium.

[onearmedbandit]

Why Kiwi women are superior to Asian women by SpankMe.

[Maha]

Follow Me For The Win
By S Harris.

[Banditbandit]

The Complete Book of Kiwi Biker Wisdom ..

[mashman]

The financial system, no better way to do it - me

Great NZ Motorcycle Journeys - Nick Smith

Any port in a drunken storm - The unknown comedian

[240]

"How to win an election" P Goff

[oneofsix]

"How to win an election" P Goff

It might be a biography of the Helen years.

"The Defeat of John Keys" P Goff

[avgas]

"Politics will fix it" - avgas

[avgas]

Any port in a drunken storm - The unknown comedian
Bourbon and Whiskey are the same - ...........................

[avgas]

The Complete Book of Kiwi Biker Wisdom ..
By Zed :psst::eek: