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sinfull
6th November 2011, 08:29
I am going to be marrying the girl of my life. We have been together for years and I finally popped the question. Yeah, can you believe it. My fiance is getting ready for the wedding, making the plans and so forth. We have been together for 2 years. During those two years there has only been one problesm. Her sister. Her younger, smaller, more attractive sister.

She always seems to be bending over in front of me. She always wears these small skirts or short dresses, so that when she bends over I always can get a glance. I think she is doing this on purpose. How can she do this to her own sister. But I love my finace dearly and I am confused on what I should do about this situation.

One day, I am waiting on my bride to be. Her sister comes up to me and confesses that she has been in love with me for a very long time and she said she wanted to have sex with me that one last time before I got married. She said that if I wanted to have a good time to follow her upstairs. Then she quickly ran up stairs.

I didn't know what to do. I was sweating like a coke bottle on a summer day. I got up and did the only thing that I knew to do. I ran outside the house.

When I got outside. All of my fiance's family members were outside clapping. They said that I passed the test and they were glad to have me as part of the family.

sinfull
6th November 2011, 08:29
..the moral is, always keep your condoms in your car.

Maha
6th November 2011, 09:18
...did you not even give arse sex a thought?

oldrider
6th November 2011, 09:19
Thats been around a long time but it's good way that you presented it! :lol:

Virago
6th November 2011, 09:43
...did you not even give arse sex a thought?

Yes he did. But he's still walking funny after the last time...

Maha
6th November 2011, 09:53
TAG: Bill on the Pill.

sinfull
6th November 2011, 19:15
...did you not even give arse sex a thought? Thought i'd straightened that one out the other day Mark, sheeesh !!!!



Yes he did. But he's still walking funny after the last time...
I tell ya, it was the god damn seat on the fiance's bike !!!!



TAG: Bill on the Pill. Rhymes with ill, which i'd say yeah !
Sick as !
Though Her Highness dissagrees and i may have ended up being in the 1% group, as i do look 9 months gone !

MSTRS
7th November 2011, 07:50
Yes he did. But he's still walking funny after the last time...

Now that's just cruel...