Kiss of life for your dog...

[Crasherfromwayback]

http://nz.news.yahoo.com/a/-/top-stories/11469472/man-gives-dog-kiss-of-life/

As I mentioned in the comments bit of the story, what do ya think he'd do if his dog was constipated?

[Stirts]

what do ya think he'd do if his dog was constipated?

Nowhere near as dodgy as what you would do I am sure :bleh:

http://www.dreamstime.com/cute-chihuahua-puppy-with-funny-panties-thumb12323076.jpg

[Katman]

Our last dog had a problem one day where his dick wouldn't retract back inside him.

After a while we rang the vet who explained that when a dog's dick is out for a prolonged period it dries out and then can have trouble retracting.

She suggested I massage it back in using a bit of vegetable oil.

From that day on I'm sure that dog looked at me with a glint in his eye every time I walked into the room.
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[Spearfish]

Our last dog had a problem one day where his dick wouldn't retract back inside him.

After a while we rang the vet who explained that when a dog's dick is out for a prolonged period it dries out and then can have trouble retracting.

She suggested I massage it back in using a bit of vegetable oil.

From that day on I'm sure that dog looked at me with a glint in his eye every time I walked into the room.

There are things said here that that probably couldn't be said any other place...........lol

In saying that though, I have heard the same thing happening to a horse, the poor bastard was dragging its junk over gorse bushes for three days the dried blood preventing a dignified retraction.

[slofox]

Our last dog had a problem one day where his dick wouldn't retract back inside him.

After a while we rang the vet who explained that when a dog's dick is out for a prolonged period it dries out and then can have trouble retracting.

She suggested I massage it back in using a bit of vegetable oil.

From that day on I'm sure that dog looked at me with a glint in his eye every time I walked into the room.

Geez Katman, no wonder the damn thing looked sideways at you after that lot..!

[Crasherfromwayback]

From that day on I'm sure that dog looked at me with a glint in his eye every time I walked into the room.

I bet! That reminds me of a story.

A guy with a lifestyle farm, had his ram drop dead right when his ewes needing servicing. He frantically called every place to see if he could buy another, but everyone was sold out, and his neighbours one was too shagged out to be of any help. His neighbour told him what he'd done one year in desperation, so with nothing to loose, he thought he'd give it a go.

So he loaded the ewes up on the back of his ute, and took them over the back of the property so no-one could see him shagging them.

In the morning he asked his wife to look out the window to see if the ewes were acting differently (as the do when they're pregnant!).

"Not that I can tell" she said. So once she'd gone for the day, he once more loaded them up and did his bit. This went on for two weeks, and by then he was totally shattered.

Then one morning, when he was ready to give it away, he once more asked his wife to check on them. "Are the ewes behaving differently this morning Love??"

"Yes they are Dear"

"What are they doing?" he asked.

It's the oddest thing I've ever seen she says.

"They're all on the back of the ute bar one, and she's in the cab tooting the horn!!"

[Banditbandit]

Our last dog had a problem one day where his dick wouldn't retract back inside him.

After a while we rang the vet who explained that when a dog's dick is out for a prolonged period it dries out and then can have trouble retracting.

She suggested I massage it back in using a bit of vegetable oil.

From that day on I'm sure that dog looked at me with a glint in his eye every time I walked into the room.
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Naaa ... even the dog knows you're a bit of a wanker :whistle: