Why can't Kiwi Bikers accept...

[Drew]

That they do not have all the answers?

People ask questions on here, and others answer them with what they think, or how they do it. That is always in contrast to someone else, and it turns into a long discussion that achieves nothing at all.

I'm sitting around doing nothing today and reading some threads for the hell of it, one of them asks why some bikers won't do a track days? As if since the thread starter had done some, it was the only way to be a good rider.

I know a lot of what gets said is with good intentions, but it gets hazy and condescending really quickly.

Ok, rant over.

[Big Dave]

'I have good credentials. I know everything.' - Lucy Van Pelt

[MSTRS]

Ewww - stream of consciousness - put the dooby down and back away...

[Drew]

Ewww - stream of consciousness - put the dooby down and back away...Can't smoke the weed, got any "A" class?

[Deano]

Can't smoke the weed, got any "A" class?

Shall I down tools and meet you at home for some cold bevvies ?

[Drew]

Shall I down tools and meet you at home for some cold bevvies ?

That'd get me off the computer at least. No good can come from this much time spent on KB.

Pickin' up Tylah and Jayden this arvo though, so bevvies isn't a good idea.

[DEATH_INC.]

WTF are you on about. I reckon between us we know at least everything. :facepalm:

[Deano]

WTF are you on about. I reckon between us we know at least everything. :facepalm:

At least everything ?

What more would there be to know ?:confused:

[merv]

Nice one Drew. In a general sense I like to do things my way so don't take much from threads full of advice anyway.

The Mair brothers are rather free spirited from what I can see too. Enjoy :woohoo:

[Deano]

That'd get me off the computer at least. No good can come from this much time spent on KB.

Pickin' up Tylah and Jayden this arvo though, so bevvies isn't a good idea.

Tyler can drive can't she ? :innocent:

[imdying]

Replace kiwibikers with people in the thread title and you have your answer.

Mind you, no man, no problem.

[avgas]

There is always an answer. The problem is people ask the wrong question.

[DEATH_INC.]

At least everything ?

What more would there be to know ?:confused:
Coz people are always learning...everything is always getting more.... or something :yes:

[EJK]

What do you mean? Kiwibiker is home of the experts and geniuses! :weird:

[slofox]

That they do not have all the answers?

Ahhhh but they DO have all the answers. Including all the wrong answers.

[Maha]

Thats clever... I have somehow tuned into Dr Phil....:facepalm:

[Drew]

Shall I change the OP question to include the word 'right'?

We are a very un accepting bunch of everyone else' opinion or experience. I know how I ride, (and crash) and if someone asks me directly for assistance I make sure to point out my short falls, before saying what I do. If they are silly enough to emulate anything I do then I hope they do it with a plan 'b' in mind.

[Spearfish]

I thought for the most part there was more reading of posts/blogs and watching vids'n'shit than posting and the general chat was just a rough idea for a conversation... you have to admit some of it is fucken funny, some is just missinterpertation with the little bit left flyblown.

[SPman]

Shall I down tools and meet you at home for some cold bevvies ? "fuckin' A" class.....

[Gremlin]

I don't think you know anything at all :Pokey:

You mean you can't just tell everybody what to do? :scratch:

Realistically though, I offer advice simply to try and speed up the learning process for others, either to keep them alive, or avoid everyone doing the same hard knocks, when the advice would skip all that.

[Crasherfromwayback]

If any cunt here wants to know anything, save the shit fights and simply PM me. I know everything.

[Gremlin]

If any cunt here wants to know anything, save the shit fights and simply PM me. I know everything.
Except I believe your coffee is shit :sick:

[Crasherfromwayback]

Except I believe your coffee is shit :sick:

Well my good man, that depends entirely on who you ask. Those that love drinking hot shit rate it highly.

[Gremlin]

Well my good man, that depends entirely on who you ask.
Well, I don't know about you, but I always ask people that know everything.

[Crasherfromwayback]

but I always ask people that know everything.

In that case...it's awesome then.

[Maha]

Well my good man, that depends entirely on who you ask. Those that love drinking hot shit rate it highly.

You mean hot shit with walnuts...:sick:

[Big Dave]

I know everything.

Except originality! I knew it first.

[Crasherfromwayback]

Except originality! I knew it first.

Only because you were here before me you old git!:baby:

[Big Dave]

Experience is a good school - but the fees are high.

[unstuck]

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/jzYpADZiv00" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe> I know nothing.:brick:

[Edbear]

Well my good man, that depends entirely on who you ask. Those that love drinking hot shit rate it highly.

If you think about it, that is one of the most profound statements ever on this site, and undeniably true! :yes:

[onearmedbandit]

Fuck it ain't just Kiwibiker that is full of 'geniuses and experts' or think they have an answer for everything, it's a human condition. Just we notice it here...because we are here. Go stand in any pub, stand on the side of a racetrack, sit in your living room watching a car race, there will be a 'genius or expert' not far away. Give him half a chance and he'll tell you all he knows...

[merv]

If any cunt here wants to know anything, save the shit fights and simply PM me. I know everything.

So instead of being Cfwb your real name is in fact Ike Figjam - as in "I know everything, fuck I'm good just ask me" :yes:

[caspernz]

Haha, in a way you're right and in a way you're wrong. In a group of folks big enough there should be enough wisdom and/or experience to asnwer a good deal of the questions posed. The problem lies with the credibility of the person who answers....or as per a clever little thingee I've seen hanging over a very clever bastards' office desk:

"Those of you who think you know everything,
are very annoying to those of us who do."

[mashman]

some people will listen and learn, others will plough on regardless... happens the world over, highlighted mainly in political circles for some unknown reason

[tigertim20]

That they do not have all the answers?

People ask questions on here, and others answer them with what they think, or how they do it. That is always in contrast to someone else, and it turns into a long discussion that achieves nothing at all.

I'm sitting around doing nothing today and reading some threads for the hell of it, one of them asks why some bikers won't do a track days? As if since the thread starter had done some, it was the only way to be a good rider.

I know a lot of what gets said is with good intentions, but it gets hazy and condescending really quickly.

Ok, rant over.
because if I didnt come on here and tell you cunts why you're all wrong, youd forget how big my cock is.

[FJRider]

As an answer specialist ... :yes:

I always give the right answers. :innocent:

Just the answers are not for the questions asked ... :facepalm:

So it's the original poster's fault for NOT asking the CORRECT question ... :shutup:

[Edbear]

As an answer specialist ... :yes:

I always give the right answers. :innocent:

Just the answers are not for the questions asked ... :facepalm:

So it's the original poster's fault for NOT asking the CORRECT question ... :shutup:

My wife reasons the same way, it doesn't matter what the issue is, somehow it always turns out to be my fault... :mellow:

[FJRider]

My wife reasons the same way, it doesn't matter what the issue is, somehow it always turns out to be my fault... :mellow:

My reasoning ... I have no wife (to tell me I am wrong) ... therefore .. I am ALWAYS right ...

Simple really ...

[ellipsis]

....after a lot of years of being , I now fit a lot of a doubt theory into everything I always knew as gospel...an expert is forever, just a has been drip, under pressure...I certainly dont know as much now as when I was 19...:yes:

[blackdog]

....I certainly dont know as much now as when I was 19...:yes:

Yup. The older I get, the better I was.

[tigertim20]

....after a lot of years of being , I now fit a lot of a doubt theory into everything I always knew as gospel...an expert is forever, just a has been drip, under pressure...I certainly dont know as much now as when I was 19...:yes:

ahhh, the ol' "the older I get, the better I was" philosophy eh?

[blackdog]

ahhh, the ol' "the older I get, the better I was" philosophy eh?

It wasn't original the first time.

[ellipsis]

ahhh, the ol' "the older I get, the better I was" philosophy eh?

..the more times you wake up means the more things you can learn...realised some while ago that coming to grips with all the certainties in life, that were the gospel truth, unwavering constants, are just a figment of your conscious endeavours to seek the truth....and the truth is different for every man jack of us, perambulating on this rock we call home...thats why we all need a pointy stick to keep away all those others that also know the absolute truth...therefore in my little world of absolute knowledge of ones doubt, a pointy stick is far more important than someone else's barbed wit or sharp ideas...

[Big Dave]

It wasn't original the first time.

The older I get - the better I am.

[ellipsis]

The older I get - the better I am.

...something like that...its a bit of an irony though, that as soon as some kind of wisdom starts scratching at the walls of youthful defiance and searching nature, that an insidious thing called, i dont give a fuck anymore, creeps in and makes life more exciting or absurd...maybe a little bit of wisdom means not giving a fuck...i hope so, 'cos if it does i'm getting real wise...

[LBD]

The older I get - the better I am.

And at big Daves age....he is nothing short of a compendium of everything...Don't waste your time posting a thread on kb then sorting the fact from the dribble...just ....PM BIG DAVE

[Big Dave]

Lolz - When I want your opinions - I'll give them!

[FJRider]

Lolz - When I want your opinions - I'll give them!

I've heard it ALL ...

I've seen it ALL ...

I've Done it ALL ...

I just can't remember it ALL ...

[Drew]

Loneliness is cleanliness, cleanliness is Godliness, and God is empty....Just like me!