I need a free headstock bike stand? Anyone have one they want to give me for free....

[Biggles08]

Basically...I don't want to pay for anything so I thought I would ask if anyone has a bike stand they can give me for free....in case you didn't understand me properly, I get everything for free and its only because of threads on KB and that I'm so lucky to have everything given to me because I'm a freeloader. :yes:

[CHOPPA]

Now you sound like Craig! I have one you can borrow...

[Kickaha]

I'm so lucky to have everything given to me because I'm a freeloader. :yes:

I thought you earned it by pimping your arse out to russian trawler men (that's what Morris told me)

[Biggles08]

Now you sound like Craig! I have one you can borrow...

At least I don't ride...sorry...crash like him.

[Foxzee]

I thought you earned it by pimping your arse out to russian trawler men (that's what Morris told me)

If that is the case he's had enough head...no wonder he's looking for a stand.....I personally recommend a hammock give the prostrate a break before free styling again!

[gixerracer]

At least I don't ride...sorry...crash like him.

You dont go fast enough to crash like him, and your not cool enough to get loads and loads of free shit like he does

[Foxzee]

You dont go fast enough to crash like him, and your not cool enough to get loads and loads of free shit like he does

gixer he farkin motors in fast forward...my money is on him!

[Latte]

YOu can have mine, but it's holding my bike up at the moment, so you may as well have that too. It's all stuck in the garage behind my hotrod, so you better take those too. Consent might be a bit expensive to do the removal, so I'll just throw in the house and land.

[Foxzee]

YOu can have mine, but it's holding my bike up at the moment, so you may as well have that too. It's all stuck in the garage behind my hotrod, so you better take those too. Consent might be a bit expensive to do the removal, so I'll just throw in the house and land.

YOu...should be read as You, it's to, and hotrod is Hotrod and should read as my House and Land...probably better worded as Dwelling!:shifty:




















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[Shaun]

I knew you were smarter than the other post:yes:

[Shaun]

YOu can have mine, but it's holding my bike up at the moment, so you may as well have that too. It's all stuck in the garage behind my hotrod, so you better take those too. Consent might be a bit expensive to do the removal, so I'll just throw in the house and land.


could I have ya land Please Fuk Him

[Latte]

YOu...should be read as You, it's to, and hotrod is Hotrod and should read as my House and Land...probably better worded as Dwelling!:shifty:




I'll give you YOu, but the rest is utter bollocks, big hairy ones. If you're summoning the BDO... then you best get it right.

It's "too" (as in 'as well').

Hotrod isn't a proper noun, so shouldn't be capatalised mid sentence. The same way you wouldn't capitalise car, bike, or big hairy bollocks.

And should and should... I won't even bother :D

All the above is probably wrong, just needed an excuse to write bollocks twice.

[Latte]

could I have ya land Please Fuk Him

Biggles sounds more deserving, he is a freeloader after all ;)

[Virago]

YOu...should be read as You, it's to, and hotrod is Hotrod and should read as my House and Land...probably better worded as Dwelling!:shifty:

Welcome to New Zealand. The ESOL lessons are worth the effort...

[Foxzee]

Do I win the prize "Biggles"...do I?

My job is done here!....point proven!

[Latte]

Do I win the prize "Biggles"...do I?

My job is done here!....point proven!

What's the point? You have a thing for pots and kettles? Especially the black ones?

:p

And whats the prize , a headstock stand?

[blackdog]

You have a thing for pots and kettles?

Yes. It's called a kitchen. Which then begs the question 'why are you on the internet and not in it?'

[Latte]

Yes. It's called a kitchen. Which then begs the question 'why are you on the internet and not in it?'

My wife doesn't understand me?

[blackdog]

My wife doesn't understand me?

I was talking about Foxzee...

[Latte]

I was talking about Foxzee...


Oh right... I knew that.

[Foxzee]

What's the point? You have a thing for pots and kettles? Especially the black ones?

:p

And whats the prize , a headstock stand?

A big black melting pot...frothing with Latte topping!:yes:

Oh yeah has anyone found Biggles a headstock in Auckland for free...sheesh so easy to get of topic aye!

[Latte]

A big black melting pot...frothing with Latte topping!:yes:

Oh yeah has anyone found Biggles a headstock in Auckland for free...sheesh so easy to get of topic aye!

Oh, I thought this thread was soley a wind up, not a real request mixed with a windup. I'll shuffle back to the corner.

As you were. =D

[Foxzee]

Oh, I thought this thread was soley a wind up, not a real request mixed with a windup. I'll shuffle back to the corner.

As you were. =D

Thinking of a latte with a proper head...LOL!

[Latte]

Thinking of a latte with a proper head...LOL!

As long as they're served in a bowl, or a large orange cup with purple flowers on it , just to make sure that all the bikers at the caff know you're the poncy aucklander ordering a latte...

oh wait thats me.

[Biggles08]

You dont go fast enough to crash like him, and your not cool enough to get loads and loads of free shit like he does
I thought it smelt in the pits on the weekend...it was all the free shit you had. Got a shovel for it all? Oh yeah thats right....and a bucket to bury all that shit in the sand...while your out there.:shifty:

I'm cool...just ask Morris.

[Biggles08]

YOu can have mine, but it's holding my bike up at the moment, so you may as well have that too. It's all stuck in the garage behind my hotrod, so you better take those too. Consent might be a bit expensive to do the removal, so I'll just throw in the house and land.

Cool.....might need a bitch to do all the lawns for free too...you busy?

[Latte]

Cool.....might need a bitch to do all the lawns for free too...you busy?

YOu had me at bitch :love:

[Shaun]

Biggles sounds more deserving, he is a freeloader after all ;)




hahahaha, I am a more experienced FREE LOADER though, again, FUK him:scooter:

[Deano]

You only want one ? What about your missus ?

[nodrog]

You only want one ? What about your missus ?

what a meaniehead!

[Deano]

what a meaniehead!

Oh I forgot to add the smiley :innocent:

[Ender EnZed]

YOu can have mine, but it's holding my bike up at the moment, so you may as well have that too. It's all stuck in the garage behind my hotrod, so you better take those too. Consent might be a bit expensive to do the removal, so I'll just throw in the house and land.

YOu...should be read as You, it's to, and hotrod is Hotrod and should read as my House and Land...probably better worded as Dwelling!:shifty:

I have nothing useful to contribute to this thread but I also feel the need to point out that the only error in Latte's post was "YOu" which was obviously a typo.