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Ms Piggy
19th July 2005, 08:09
I do love my pussy and I wanted to get him a cat sack.

Whiskas are running a promotion at the moment called "GratifiCATion" http://www.whiskas.co.nz/features/gratifiCATion/, anytime you purchase a box of Whiskas cat bickies with the promo thingamee on it you can cut out a token.

Anyhoo I was wondering if any of you buy Whiskas for your cat but don't wanna take advantage of the promo?

If so, would you be willing to post me the token off your box and post it to me? Otherwise it's gonna take ages for me to get my pussy a sack and they look really cute!

Thanks in advance. I only need 6 more tokens.

PM if you're able to help. Cheers CSL :)

Pwalo
19th July 2005, 08:19
I'm afraid I can't help, but please, please post a picture of a pussy sack.

LB
19th July 2005, 08:24
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Sorry, I don't have a pussy any more so don't buy cat food.

What on earth is a cat sack? Does pussy go into it to sleep?

(in case anyone's wondering what I'm doing on the site at this late hour, I'm at home sick as a dog with a cold)
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Smorg
19th July 2005, 08:27
sorry to be immature but...................haha pussy sack hahahahaha :rofl:

James Deuce
19th July 2005, 08:29
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Sorry, I don't have a pussy any more so don't buy cat food.

What on earth is a cat sack? Does pussy go into it to sleep?

(in case anyone's wondering what I'm doing on the site at this late hour, I'm at home sick as a dog with a cold)
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Look after yourself Lynda.
Pwalo! Stop teasing the bliss ninny!

Cath, I've looked through the singles and tins and biscuits and I have no coupons. Sorry. If I see any on Whiskas packaging when I do the shopping tomorrow I'll grab them and we can finally get that coffee, maybe. :)

scumdog
19th July 2005, 08:31
Is a pussy-sack something like a camel-toe???? :weird: :wait:

John
19th July 2005, 08:45
I will try dig up some of ours, I think we just threw them out yesterday, But I will PM you if I can dig up some.

I agree those pussy sacks are rather....pussyrific?

LB
19th July 2005, 08:54
Is a pussy-sack something like a camel-toe???? :weird: :wait:
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What the hell is a camel-toe?
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scumdog
19th July 2005, 09:10
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What the hell is a camel-toe?
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Ya don't want to know!!


Search for the suitable thread - Camel Foot I think.

sels1
19th July 2005, 09:17
cat died last year. Dog died 2 wks ago. Just finished throwing out old petfood and accessories. Sorry cant help.

ManDownUnder
19th July 2005, 10:12
I do love my pussy and I wanted to get him a cat sack.


My GOD you're a brave lady posting that in here... oh the comebacks, oh the grief that will betide you - oh the laughter.

Thanks - this kinda made my day :rofl:

MDU

Str8 Jacket
19th July 2005, 11:47
As much as I would like to make some smutty comment, i won't. However, dunno if yu have heard of the Cats Protection League, they are based in Ohiro Rd Brooklyn, anyway everday I walk past them and every rubbish day they have a tonne of whiskas cans in their bins. Maybe it would be worth giving them a call to see if they would put some aside for you? Their phone number is 0-4-389 9668.

Firefight
19th July 2005, 12:08
are you sure its still going Cathy ?, just emptied 3 boxes of cat bickys on the floor of the garage no tokens in any of them, oh btw my dog loves you, hes getting into the cat bickys as I type...

# 2 kb daughter got one of those cat sack thingys a while ago, don,t think the cats used it yet, will check, If not needed can send it down to you.

F/F

crashe
19th July 2005, 12:33
just emptied 3 boxes of cat bickys on the floor of the garage no tokens in any of them, oh btw my dog loves you, hes getting into the cat bickys as I type...F/F

and when the dog is gonna go... ewwwwwwwwww he is sure gonna go...
a biggest dump ever..... ewwwwwwwwwww stinky too.
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Biff
19th July 2005, 12:46
aaaaaa - eeeee - oooooooo - I can't contain myself, I think I'm going to explode, ha ha ha ha ha ha, "pussy sack!!!", ohhhh my sides are killing me. Heeeeelp.








Shit I need to grow up. Maybe next week.

Str8 Jacket
19th July 2005, 13:06
Shit I need to grow up. Maybe next week.

NOOOOOO don't do that, its boring.

scumdog
19th July 2005, 13:12
Shit I need to grow up. Maybe next week.

Hell, don't worry about doing THAT!!, I haven't - not now, not next week.

ManDownUnder
19th July 2005, 13:24
aaaaaa - eeeee - oooooooo - I can't contain myself, I think I'm going to explode, ha ha ha ha ha ha, "pussy sack!!!", ohhhh my sides are killing me. Heeeeelp.








Shit I need to grow up. Maybe next week.

Get hard man!

no... hang on - I take that back... no no no ... bugger buigger bugger...:rofl:

MikeL
19th July 2005, 18:33
Take it from me - I've got 2 pussies so I know about these things - anything you give them specifically for their amusement will be spurned. The more expensive it is the more likely it will be ignored, but even those giveaways will get the cold shoulder. Pussies like to show you who's boss.

DingDong
19th July 2005, 18:44
Everyone who has a pussy needs to post pics as proof, Not U Sixpackback wit the shaved pussy :rofl:

SixPackBack
19th July 2005, 18:51
Pick me, pick me.......we are all thinking it folks, images that come to mind......and its got nothing to do with cat
My image........giant fanny lips that need to be contained with a sack, fuck's sake how do ride a bike, do you get stuck to the tank, do you pratice fanny farting to break the suction.......i could go on endlessley.....hehe

DingDong
19th July 2005, 19:06
Pick me, pick me.......we are all thinking it folks, images that come to mind......and its got nothing to do with cat
My image........giant fanny lips that need to be contained with a sack, fuck's sake how do ride a bike, do you get stuck to the tank, do you pratice fanny farting to break the suction.......i could go on endlessley.....hehe
hehehehe :rofl: :drinkup: :rofl: :rofl: , what a funny thought... :devil2: Id like to see it... you'd need to watch the wind dont catch them (air breaks) puff the magic pussy :rofl:

SixPackBack
19th July 2005, 19:20
hehehehe :rofl: :drinkup: :rofl: :rofl: , what a funny thought... :devil2: Id like to see it... you'd need to watch the wind dont catch them (air breaks) puff the magic pussy :rofl:

Shit i never thought of the wind.....maybe she's got to tape them to the tank, in case she gets blown off, or worse turned inside out.....any reverbaration and she's beaten to death by her own giant fanny flaps, sex would be awesome.....wrap them around your shoulders , electric blanket styles
Shit i want to meet this chick....bet she's clumsy ...trip's over her flaps a lot
STOP ME PLEASE lmfucken lao...cryin' now

DingDong
19th July 2005, 19:39
Shit i never thought of the wind.....maybe she's got to tape them to the tank, in case she gets blown off, or worse turned inside out.....any reverbaration and she's beaten to death by her own giant fanny flaps, sex would be awesome.....wrap them around your shoulders , electric blanket styles
Shit i want to meet this chick....bet she's clumsy ...trip's over her flaps a lot
STOP ME PLEASE lmfucken lao...cryin' now

STOP!!!!!!!! :rofl: hail SPB... :clap:

disclaimer: I Wayne have nothing what so ever to do with and have never willingly contributed to any obscene degrading of any women, men(? :whistle: ) or pussy. note: SPB made me :yes:

You would get REP... but I got to spread it around

SixPackBack
19th July 2005, 19:51
STOP!!!!!!!! :rofl: hail SPB... :clap:

disclaimer: I Wayne have nothing what so ever to do with and have never willingly contributed to any obscene degrading of any women, men(? :whistle: ) or pussy. note: SPB made me :yes:

You would get REP... but I got to spread it around

Its not degrading bro' just honest ......the women can't help whistling while she walks........she needs a sack for her pussy, its taking on a life of its own now, stickin' to the tank , trippin her, blowin' her off the back, turnin' her inside out, tiein' her in knots....HELP ME STOP. Bad dreams tonight, bad dreams LOL

Lou Girardin
19th July 2005, 19:55
We have three pussy's and I've got a sack, but there's no fricken way I'm putting one of the cats in it.

Hitcher
19th July 2005, 20:38
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What the hell is a camel-toe?
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Oh no. She asked THE question...

SixPackBack
19th July 2005, 20:49
Oh no. She asked THE question...

Can i answer that one........procedure is as follows.......stand in front of mirror....pull panties in upward direction.......dada, camels toe [ note; you may need to tuck a whole lotta extra in for an accurate effect]

DingDong
19th July 2005, 20:51
Can i answer that one........procedure is as follows.......stand in front of mirror....pull panties in upward direction.......dada, camels toe [ note; you may need to tuck a whole lotta extra in for an accurate effect]
We need pictures of those camels toes too... :devil2:

Biff
19th July 2005, 20:55
Everyone who has a pussy needs to post pics as proof, Not U Sixpackback wit the shaved pussy :rofl:

Meow, click, click.....

Work safe - unless you've got a perverted mind.

Hitcher
19th July 2005, 20:55
Can i answer that one........procedure is as follows.......stand in front of mirror....pull panties in upward direction.......dada, camels toe [ note; you may need to tuck a whole lotta extra in for an accurate effect]
And you sin-binned your daughter. I think she needs a lawyer...

DingDong
19th July 2005, 21:00
Meow, click, click.....
...and mice that look like pussy, or is that mouses that look like pussy?

sAsLEX
19th July 2005, 21:39
was looking at new cloth for our pool table the other day and was in there with a work person, a hot innocent naieve ginga girl, and the old dude passed us this cloth to feel the nap and just as she got it he came out with "just like stroking a pussy aint it!?" we could hardly contain ourselves yet he had no idea what he had said.

Biff
19th July 2005, 22:06
Oh CSL - what have we done to your thread!?

Ms Piggy
19th July 2005, 22:57
Oh CSL - what have we done to your thread!?
Bah hah hah! I haven't laughed so hard in ages! :yes: :yes: :yes: :yes:

But seriously - the pussy promo thingemee has just started and the tokens are on the outside if the cat Whiskas bickie boxes.

Oh yeah - look here http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=5794&highlight=pussy to see a pic of my pussy.

Biff
19th July 2005, 23:08
Bah hah hah! I haven't laughed so hard in ages! :yes: :yes: :yes: :yes:

Phew - glad to hear that.

And please, please, please post a photo of your pussy in the sack. My imagination is driving me mad, for a change.

mstriumph
20th July 2005, 00:31
I REALLY can't BELIEVE you lot!! Stop this hilarity right this minute or I'm telling Whiskas on you ................

:lol: it waaaaaaaas funny 'though...

scumdog
20th July 2005, 00:42
Bah hah hah! I haven't laughed so hard in ages! :yes: :yes: :yes: :yes:

But seriously - the pussy promo thingemee has just started and the tokens are on the outside if the cat Whiskas bickie boxes.

Oh yeah - look here http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=5794&highlight=pussy to see a pic of my pussy.

Cathy I'm drunk (on Famous Grouse whiskey) and still want to know: is a pussy sack the same thing as a camel toe?????

And when you get to my age one pussy looks just like another so save yourself the bother of posting a picture!!!!!

LB
20th July 2005, 06:58
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I'm very sorry I asked the question about the camel toe......

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Squiggles
20th July 2005, 09:39
ahahaha!!!! what a crazy thing to have...pussy sacks :lol:

Lou Girardin
20th July 2005, 10:46
Cathy I'm drunk (on Famous Grouse whiskey) and still want to know: is a pussy sack the same thing as a camel toe?????

And when you get to my age one pussy looks just like another so save yourself the bother of posting a picture!!!!!

How many do you get to see these days?

scumdog
20th July 2005, 11:44
How many do you get to see these days?
Every one on the porn e-mails!! :rofl: :rofl: :whistle:

inlinefour
20th July 2005, 12:40
I do love my pussy and I wanted to get him a cat sack.

Whiskas are running a promotion at the moment called "GratifiCATion" http://www.whiskas.co.nz/features/gratifiCATion/, anytime you purchase a box of Whiskas cat bickies with the promo thingamee on it you can cut out a token.

Anyhoo I was wondering if any of you buy Whiskas for your cat but don't wanna take advantage of the promo?

If so, would you be willing to post me the token off your box and post it to me? Otherwise it's gonna take ages for me to get my pussy a sack and they look really cute!

Thanks in advance. I only need 6 more tokens.

PM if you're able to help. Cheers CSL :)

I buy the science diet stuff for our two ratbags, so I cannot help you out. However I suspect that my two at least would ignore any such device and return to their fav locations.

SixPackBack
20th July 2005, 15:18
Bah hah hah! I haven't laughed so hard in ages! :yes: :yes: :yes: :yes:

But seriously - the pussy promo thingemee has just started and the tokens are on the outside if the cat Whiskas bickie boxes.

Oh yeah - look here http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=5794&highlight=pussy to see a pic of my pussy.

Never double clicked so fast in my life.......and then...that....sinking feeling,its not her pussy its her fricken cat.......and it needs a shave!

Ixion
20th July 2005, 15:56
Never double clicked so fast in my life.......and then...that....sinking feeling,its not her pussy its her fricken cat.......and it needs a shave!

There must be something wrong with my mind. i didn't bother to cliock because I assumed it was her cat. Never even thought of the other possibility, not with our Bliss Ninny. :yes:

Lou Girardin
20th July 2005, 16:24
Are there whiskas on a pussy sack?

idb
20th July 2005, 16:31
Is it appropriate to ask what the difference is between a male mud frog and a female mud frog in this thread?

SixPackBack
20th July 2005, 16:31
Are there whiskas on a pussy sack?

Bbbbbbbbbbaaaaaaahhhhhh.......hello lou....why have whiskas, when you can have fur!

enigma51
20th July 2005, 16:43
Bbbbbbbbbbaaaaaaahhhhhh.......hello lou....why have whiskas, when you can have fur!

Neither is better!!!!!!!

ManDownUnder
20th July 2005, 17:01
Are there whiskas on a pussy sack?

Your nuts! (c'mon... c'mon - apostrophe police... I KNOW it's missing... grrrr c'mon c'mon :rofl: )

Lou - that's about the funniest 7 words I've seen in here.. bloody brilliant - thanks!
MDU

ManDownUnder
20th July 2005, 17:03
Oh yeah - look here http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=5794&highlight=pussy to see a pic of my pussy.

errrr... as a married man - I won't do this (while people are looking...)

LB
20th July 2005, 17:29
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Is this an appropriate time to ask if you guys were aware that my pussy's been painted?

(sorry for the slight hijack CSL....)
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ManDownUnder
20th July 2005, 17:31
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Is this an appropriate time to ask if you guys were aware that my pussy's been painted?

(sorry for the slight hijack CSL....)
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:rofl: no - but in the name of science we will need adequate proof... beyond reasonable doubt that is...

LB
20th July 2005, 17:40
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I've got a photo - I'll see if matthewt will kindly load it on the site for me (I'm not terribly technological). Watch this space.
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Hitcher
20th July 2005, 18:47
Oh my god! It's like watching a train wreck in slow motion. Please, somebody. Make it stop!

DingDong
20th July 2005, 18:57
Oh yeah - look here http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=5794&highlight=pussy to see a pic of my pussy.

I feel ripped-off... :wait: there seems to be a cat blocking the shot :yes:

zadok
20th July 2005, 19:08
This is the 'Go Cat' camping tent one of the daughters got with some tokens.

SixPackBack
20th July 2005, 19:17
Just to recap......we got promo pussies, pussy in a sack, camel toe pussy, pussyrific pussy,bossy pussy, we got shaved pussy , pussy with huge flap,fanny farting pussy blown off the back,taped pussy, and pussy turned inside out,electric blanket pussy,clumsy pussy that you trip over the flap,pussy stickin to the tank, pussy that looks like mice,we got pussy strokin,and all pussies lookin the same, whiskas on the pussy and furry ones two,

But PAINTED pussy ....what the fuck is that!!!!!!

DingDong
20th July 2005, 19:56
Just to recap......we got promo pussies, pussy in a sack, camel toe pussy, pussyrific pussy,bossy pussy, we got shaved pussy , pussy with huge flap,fanny farting pussy blown off the back,taped pussy, and pussy turned inside out,electric blanket pussy,clumsy pussy that you trip over the flap,pussy stickin to the tank, pussy that looks like mice,we got pussy strokin,and all pussies lookin the same, whiskas on the pussy and furry ones two,

But PAINTED pussy ....what the fuck is that!!!!!!
Painted pussy...
Pussy accessories...
Pussy: P suspect... :weird:

SixPackBack
20th July 2005, 20:45
Painted pussy...
Pussy accessories...
Pussy: P suspect... :weird:

They ain't pussies they is cats........love the carrier...!

Ms Piggy
20th July 2005, 23:10
All I wanted was some tokens off the pussy food box...sheesh! :devil2:

scumdog
21st July 2005, 00:23
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Is this an appropriate time to ask if you guys were aware that my pussy's been painted?

(sorry for the slight hijack CSL....)
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Could you do a print of it while the paint is still wet? Sorta like lino-type? :rofl: :whistle:

Big Dave
21st July 2005, 01:03
Golly CSL! - I feel like I've just sat through 5 consecutive episodes of 'Are you being served' and the Mrs Slocoumbe gag.
Exactly the result you were looking for no doubt.

LB
21st July 2005, 08:39
Could you do a print of it while the paint is still wet? Sorta like lino-type? :rofl: :whistle:

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Sorry SD, a bit late for that - was painted some time ago and paint's now dry.
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Wellyman
21st July 2005, 08:44
are you sure its still going Cathy ?, just emptied 3 boxes of cat bickys on the floor of the garage no tokens in any of them, oh btw my dog loves you, hes getting into the cat bickys as I type...

# 2 kb daughter got one of those cat sack thingys a while ago, don,t think the cats used it yet, will check, If not needed can send it down to you.

F/F

Come on dave we all know you want to keep it for yourself to sleep in while your at work :laugh:

WM :shake:

Firefight
21st July 2005, 11:32
Hi Cathy, this is Rufus ,Firefights dog, have you got enuff bloody tokens yet ?

It was okay at first, F/F kept giving me all these cat biscuits, I thought, oh ok whats with that ? I can live with a few cat biscuits, but thats all he gives me now ! :puke:

last night I had a dream I was chasing a mouse WTF ! a Mouse, you got a be joking me ! :weird:

Please tell Dave you have enuff tokens please !

To make it worse, I have eaten all these biscuits, and the bloody boxes have no tokens, (must be old stock)

Got go Cath, just seen a mouse.......


Rufus.

Lou Girardin
21st July 2005, 12:45
I wouldn't want to be around if it tries to mate with a cat.
Put him back on dog tucker FF. There's a new brand now, called ACT.

Ms Piggy
21st July 2005, 17:30
Hi Cathy, this is Rufus ,Firefights dog, have you got enuff bloody tokens yet ?
I've had 0 tokens! I think possibly people may have thought I was joking! All I want it to get a sack for my pussy.....pleeeeeeeeeeeeease.

SixPackBack
21st July 2005, 18:45
I've had 0 tokens! I think possibly people may have thought I was joking! All I want it to get a sack for my pussy.....pleeeeeeeeeeeeease.


Call it a cat.....the laughter may die down, we may even take you seriously.......but i wouldn't count on it hehe

Ms Piggy
22nd July 2005, 07:55
For those of you who have asked this is what I want for my pussy.

inlinefour
22nd July 2005, 08:08
For those of you who have asked this is what I want for my pussy.

We won one of those and earlier a tropical island scratching post. Niether of the cats was interested and both items was sent off to the local hospice. Sorry CSL, not only do we not use the bikkies any more but the prizes have also been disposed of. Sorry. :yes:

Smorg
22nd July 2005, 08:30
A funnier thread i have never seen :rofl:

Firefight
22nd July 2005, 09:13
Hey Cathy, yes great news for your cat, found a tiny back street grocer in outter mongolia that sell the cat bicys and have the new stock with the tokens ! Yay, so pack your cats bags, it will soon be able to go camping(not sure if cats like to camp ?) your one third of the way (two tokens)to your very own Cat sack/tent !! Yay. pm me your postal addy and the tokens will be on there way. :clap:




F/F :ride:

amylou
22nd July 2005, 13:27
# 2 kb daughter got one of those cat sack thingys a while ago, don,t think the cats used it yet, will check, If not needed can send it down to you.

F/F


Hey Hey Hey whats with this #2 Daughter Shit I'll Have you know that i am supposed to be the favourite!! I mean HELLO!! you owe me now i want a purple cat sack too for middy, And seeing as Rufus is sick of eating the cat biscuits i guess that you'll have to start until you find enuff tokens!!
#2 Daughter my ass.

amylou
22nd July 2005, 13:31
All I wanted was some tokens off the pussy food box...sheesh! :devil2:

Hey ya ya just went to the link from your first message and it says barcodes count as 1 token so all you need is the barcode!!
That'll make it easier aye!! And why stop at just the sack i want the hole collection! :yes:

Paul in NZ
22nd July 2005, 13:43
For those of you who have asked this is what I want for my pussy.

yeah OK - sounds a fair swop

Paul N

ps - apparently we used Whiskers sachets for the wet fud and some other brand for the dry fud (which mostly the dog, assorted birds and one suicidal hedgehog eat.... No tokens on any of em...

ManDownUnder
22nd July 2005, 14:23
Hey Hey Hey whats with this #2 Daughter Shit I'll Have you know that i am supposed to be the favourite!! I mean HELLO!! you owe me now i want a purple cat sack too for middy, And seeing as Rufus is sick of eating the cat biscuits i guess that you'll have to start until you find enuff tokens!!
#2 Daughter my ass.

err 'scuse me - if yor pussy needs a sack you need to start your own thread... all of this abuse is for CSL:rofl:

Wolf
22nd July 2005, 14:33
yeah OK - sounds a fair swop
That post stresses your self-proclaimed "Gentleman Motorcyclist" status...

:rofl:

ManDownUnder
22nd July 2005, 14:47
That post stresses your self-proclaimed "Gentleman Motorcyclist" status...

:rofl:
Really?

Gentle (yet to be tested)
Man - Easy to Prove

Motorcyclist... should also be easy to prove...

:rofl:

Ms Piggy
24th July 2005, 11:01
Thanks guys & gals. I just have to login and I have hours of laughter. :)

Ms Piggy
15th December 2005, 05:38
Thanks to those of you who sent me tokens and I have photographic evidence that he likes it...:2thumbsup

Lou Girardin
15th December 2005, 08:42
Thanks to those of you who sent me tokens and I have photographic evidence that he likes it...:2thumbsup

Where does the brick go?






Just kidding, I love cats. especially when they vomit cat food all over the house then decide to scalp each other at 3.00AM.

Keystone19
15th December 2005, 09:13
Where does the brick go?
Just kidding, I love cats. especially when they vomit cat food all over the house then decide to scalp each other at 3.00AM.

Yeah, my cat threw up in my slippers yesterday...I think it will have a fairly short life span...

PS Nice pussy sack...

Beemer
15th December 2005, 09:52
Sorry, saving my tokens for one for my pussy so you're out of luck! I need five more tokens but the supermarket has run out of the promotional packs of kitten biscuits (which are in smaller boxes so you go through more!) so I had to buy a large box of the adult biscuits yesterday. I reckon you should get two tokens on the large boxes - not fair!

Edit: if anyone else has any spare tokens going, please let me know!

Firefight
15th December 2005, 11:11
Sorry

Edit: if anyone else has any spare tokens going, please let me know!


will check with Rufus tonight when I get home and let you know.

F/F

Firefight
15th December 2005, 11:11
Thanks to those of you who sent me tokens and I have photographic evidence that he likes it...:2thumbsup


glad your sorted Cath

F/F

Test Pilot
15th December 2005, 11:18
hahahahahaah sorry but the tittle was rather misleading and rather humerous

Colapop
15th December 2005, 11:31
should get two tokens on the large boxes - not fair!

Edit: if anyone else has any spare tokens going, please let me know!

Me Threeee. Because we (this weekend) are saving a kitten from extermination I too must ask if anyone has these tokens for donation. (PM me) We have a grey deathmurdermayhem at the moment and he's getting a new apprentice. Apparently, according to the Wildlife Sanctury dude, some of the birds that are brought home are endangered - They're in serious danger if my cat is around! I had to get him two bells, he's still too good with one. I might try tying one paw behind his back just to see how good he really is....

Devil
15th December 2005, 13:48
Me Threeee. Because we (this weekend) are saving a kitten from extermination I too must ask if anyone has these tokens for donation. (PM me) We have a grey deathmurdermayhem at the moment and he's getting a new apprentice. Apparently, according to the Wildlife Sanctury dude, some of the birds that are brought home are endangered - They're in serious danger if my cat is around! I had to get him two bells, he's still too good with one. I might try tying one paw behind his back just to see how good he really is....
You can get flashing cat "jewellery" from the supermarket. its like a flashing LCD that you can fit on their collar. Try that!

Colapop
15th December 2005, 13:50
You can get flashing cat "jewellery" from the supermarket. its like a flashing LCD that you can fit on their collar. Try that!
Bling for the cat - what next, a phat ride too?

Devil
15th December 2005, 13:54
I might have to get something for our cat, Meshuggah. She's graduating from mice to skinks.

Colapop
15th December 2005, 14:06
We live just up the hill from the wildlife sancutuary. They've got a predator proof fence but birds are good at flying. I'm told that the Hihi (stitchbird) that they have are the first ones to breed on the mainland for 60 years, except for the one that was at our place. Two wings, two legs (with bands) and a head was all that was left. I put the bits in a bag a sanctuary guy came and picked them up. He gave me a speech about conservation and then nearly cried when I showed him the bits. I told him I'd had a word with Deathmurdermahem (DMM) and he promised (the cat) he wouldn't do it again.

Beemer
15th December 2005, 14:15
Thanks guys, all tokens gratefully appreciated! We got our kitten from the SPCA in April and I want another one next year when we get back from our holidays. Been selling off some old stuff and donating the proceeds to the SPCA - given them $50 so far, so if I get the tokens and the cat gets a bed (or the house - that's 10 tokens!), I'll slip them a few more dollars.

You think you have a problem with cats bringing home mice, skinks and little birds - our old cat, Flash, brings home fully-grown rabbits and disembowels them on the bedroom carpet! No photos, too busy cleaning that mess up, but here's a shot of what he thinks of magpies! He was divebombed by two one day, and they shit all over him. The next day I found a wing out by the garage and the rest of it on the kitchen mat - I could just imagine him yelling "take that you bastard!" as he tore it to bits!

Colapop
15th December 2005, 14:21
Farm cats attacking sheep is funny too!

Beemer
15th December 2005, 15:02
Farm cats attacking sheep is funny too!

Our kitten loves wandering in the paddock with the sheep, but a couple have taken to chasing her! One followed her around and around a tree recently, it was really funny to watch.

This shot is of the first day she encountered a sheep up close - note the folded back ears and the "I'm so low you can't see me" body posture!