This afternoon's bit of humour...

[Blackbird]

Not in the best of taste, but neither was the Rainbow Warrior :motu:

News flash:

Jacques Chirac has officially raised the French terror alert from "Run" to "Hide". There are only two higher alert levels in France, which are "Surrender" and “Collaborate". The rise was precipitated by a recent fire which destroyed France's white flag factory - effectively crippling their military.

[outlawtorn]

:rofl:

that kills me

:rofl:

[SixPackBack]

Not in the best of taste, but neither was the Rainbow Warrior :motu:

News flash:

Jacques Chirac has officially raised the French terror alert from "Run" to "Hide". There are only two higher alert levels in France, which are "Surrender" and “Collaborate". The rise was precipitated by a recent fire which destroyed France's white flag factory - effectively crippling their military.

The pom's would love that lmao

[skidz]

Wonder if there are any French reading this?

[Blackbird]

The pom's would love that lmao

Err... that's where it came from (UK Blackbird website) :whistle:

[Wolf]

if their white flag factory had burned down they'd've escalated straight to "Collaborate"...

[Wolf]

Why is the "Champs Elysees" lined with trees?






So the Nazi's could march in the shade...

[Ixion]

Why is the "Champs Elysees" lined with trees?






So the Nazi's could march in the shade...

You forget. To collaborate you must first make contact with the enemy. Which is difficult to ascertain when you're running away at high speed.

(Which is rather unfair on the French Army, who were in many cases very good and brave soldiers, lamentably let down by their High Command and politicans. But all's fair in love and war, and there was no final peace treaty after the Hundred Years War. So technically France and England have been at war ever since. or, rather , since the King of England is also King of France, the French have been rebelling against their rightful rulers ever since)

[Lias]

For Sale,

Genuine French Mas36-51 Rifle (WW2 era rifle).
Immaculate condition, dropped once, never been fired.