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riffer
12th December 2011, 11:57
Oh joy.

It's just been announced that Judith "Crusher" Collins is the new ACC Minister.

I can't say I'm looking forward with anticipation to how she's going to shake up her new department.

Expect another round of wallet rape to be announced.

Scuba_Steve
12th December 2011, 12:02
Oh god :facepalm: with her "intelligent" policies in her last departments I'm not sure whether this is better or worse than Nick???

Bald Eagle
12th December 2011, 12:15
R i p acc

MSTRS
12th December 2011, 12:16
Not even (your) god can help us now.

yungatart
12th December 2011, 12:17
Shall we start planning the funeral for ACC now?
Unless anyone has any protest left in them....

oneofsix
12th December 2011, 12:20
Shall we start planning the funeral for ACC now?
Unless anyone has any protest left in them....

A funeral procession anyone? All dressed in hi-viz black of course

Maha
12th December 2011, 12:26
A funeral procession anyone? All dressed in hi-viz black of course

Should use one of those ''prodigies'' that Quasi was talking about earlier...:laugh:

Paul in NZ
12th December 2011, 13:11
Should use one of those ''prodigies'' that Quasi was talking about earlier...:laugh:

What? Do some proddie racing then? Does ACC cover that?

mashman
12th December 2011, 13:16
feck... that could do me outta some beer tokens

5150
12th December 2011, 13:32
Oh well. We are all fucked now.

Rightyo. Off to the pub to drown my sorrows then:bye:

MrKiwi
12th December 2011, 18:26
I'm not so sure about all the doom and gloom, I think I will wait and see what happens...

Hopeful Bastard
12th December 2011, 18:29
So, Is she going to stand in the crusher supporting the bikes as they get crushed? I'd buy a ticket to see her get crushed :D

avgas
12th December 2011, 19:25
Well you can't complain because you lot voted her in.








Nope, wait, hang on - you had no choice in the matter. My mistake. :devil2:

avgas
12th December 2011, 19:26
So, Is she going to stand in the crusher supporting the bikes as they get crushed? I'd buy a ticket to see her get crushed :D
I don't think she is fatt max's type.

But if you want to pay him, I am sure he would be happy for pie money. But it would definitely be a R rated show.

Oakie
12th December 2011, 19:36
Well boys and girls ... how about you give her a chance? You never know, she might come down on OUR side about something. She'd be a pretty awesome force behind us. Do I really think it'd happen? Possibly not ... but my outlook on life has always been to give someone a go before you go all doom and gloom on them. That way you get to spend a lot less of your life being miserable. (You never know ... her first sexual adventure may have been with that dirty old biker that she's never quite gotten out of her heart ... oh, and we know she doesn't like boy racers so she must like us!)

Renegade
12th December 2011, 19:44
well i reckon you might just see her cut the rego prices to start re-injecting the acc coffers because im sure that it must be glaringly obvious that theres a big chunk of change missing from the motorcycle community that just so happened to coincide the the rego price hike :weird:

davereid
12th December 2011, 20:27
Sadly Judith Anne Collins only has a basic car licence. She is unlikely to be an ally.

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Usarka
12th December 2011, 20:33
The first car has is to be crushed under her 3 year old car crushing law.

http://www.stuff.co.nz/southland-times/news/6127033/Teens-car-to-be-crushed-court

riffer
12th December 2011, 20:45
Well boys and girls ... how about you give her a chance? You never know, she might come down on OUR side about something. She'd be a pretty awesome force behind us. Do I really think it'd happen? Possibly not ... but my outlook on life has always been to give someone a go before you go all doom and gloom on them. That way you get to spend a lot less of your life being miserable. (You never know ... her first sexual adventure may have been with that dirty old biker that she's never quite gotten out of her heart ... oh, and we know she doesn't like boy racers so she must like us!)

This one is up there with "Leave Britney alone."

sleemanj
12th December 2011, 20:57
Well boys and girls ... how about you give her a chance? You never know, she might come down on OUR side about something.
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