That was a moderately amusing 8 minutes

[mashman]

They call themselves Creative Solutions and they know you have a virus on your hard drive. Oh no, WTF has happened, let's waste a moment or two to talk about why my PC hasn't alerted me shall we. Oh it's because you are affiliated with Microsoft and there's some hidden code on my hard drive that sends you messages about viruses. Ok, fair enough. What's the software called so that I can choose when to update the virus definitions manually. Oh, you have to connect to show me, can't you just tell me so that I can get a clearer understanding. No, oh that's disappointing. What does the virus do? It slows my laptop down does it, hmmmm, ok. So what do you need me to do? Go into internet explorer. Ok, there. And type in the following address. Oh hang on, which computer do you want me at as there's 4 in the house. Anyone it doesn't really matter. Oh right. But you know which computer has the problem. Yes. Which one is it. Oh you'd have to show me. Why can't you tell me. Because only our computer technicians know these things. Well I'm a computer technician. So type in the following address in the Address Bar. Not until you've told me which computer has the problem and have explained what the fix is. Oh you won't be fixing my PC, fair enough, but you said you knew what the problem was earlier. I know I know technician, but I'm a technician too and should be able to diagnose my own PC's if you tell me which one it is. They have names. Oh, ok, I'll type in that address into my address bar. www, aha, dot, aha, a for apple, m for mother, m for mother... you just said that, oh there's 2 m's, ok, y for yankee, y for yankee, dot com... and what'll happen when I hit enter. No no no, I'm not just going to hit enter until you tell me what's going to happen. Ok, I'll connect to your technician. Wait a minute, do you mean open up access to my computer for your technician to poke around. Sorry I don't like that. Ok ok, don't shout, but I'm not hitting enter until you've told me which PC has the virus. Yes and I'm a technician too. No I won't do it just because you've told me too, have you ever heard of the phrase the customer is always right. Stop shouting at me, I won't hit enter ... dooooooooooooooooooooo hello, hello.

Damn I larfed and larfed, she got a might tad pissy

[BoristheBiter]

They call themselves Creative Solutions and they know you have a virus on your hard drive. Oh no, WTF has happened, let's waste a moment or two to talk about why my PC hasn't alerted me shall we. Oh it's because you are affiliated with Microsoft and there's some hidden code on my hard drive that sends you messages about viruses. Ok, fair enough. What's the software called so that I can choose when to update the virus definitions manually. Oh, you have to connect to show me, can't you just tell me so that I can get a clearer understanding. No, oh that's disappointing. What does the virus do? It slows my laptop down does it, hmmmm, ok. So what do you need me to do? Go into internet explorer. Ok, there. And type in the following address. Oh hang on, which computer do you want me at as there's 4 in the house. Anyone it doesn't really matter. Oh right. But you know which computer has the problem. Yes. Which one is it. Oh you'd have to show me. Why can't you tell me. Because only our computer technicians know these things. Well I'm a computer technician. So type in the following address in the Address Bar. Not until you've told me which computer has the problem and have explained what the fix is. Oh you won't be fixing my PC, fair enough, but you said you knew what the problem was earlier. I know I know technician, but I'm a technician too and should be able to diagnose my own PC's if you tell me which one it is. They have names. Oh, ok, I'll type in that address into my address bar. www, aha, dot, aha, a for apple, m for mother, m for mother... you just said that, oh there's 2 m's, ok, y for yankee, y for yankee, dot com... and what'll happen when I hit enter. No no no, I'm not just going to hit enter until you tell me what's going to happen. Ok, I'll connect to your technician. Wait a minute, do you mean open up access to my computer for your technician to poke around. Sorry I don't like that. Ok ok, don't shout, but I'm not hitting enter until you've told me which PC has the virus. Yes and I'm a technician too. No I won't do it just because you've told me too, have you ever heard of the phrase the customer is always right. Stop shouting at me, I won't hit enter ... dooooooooooooooooooooo hello, hello.

Damn I larfed and larfed, she got a might tad pissy

You must be getting soft mate, I got them for a whole 10 min before they hung up.

[mashman]

You must be getting soft mate, I got them for a whole 10 min before they hung up.

heh... it was my first concerted effort... I know I shoulda gone into why the URL given wasn't a subdirectory off their domain and probably shoulda made more of which PC it was etc... hindsight eh... but I'll remember those for next time.

[Indiana_Jones]

How come I never get fun phone calls like this lol

-Indy

[SMOKEU]

I'm still waiting for my call from Microsoft. I plan on starting up my Linux VM and then asking them where IE is.

[Bald Eagle]

Yep virtualbox on my macbook - would be good for a laugh but they never seem to ring me either.

[Ntoxcated]

I sounded concerned then asked them to hold for a second while I fired up the PC. Then I just left the phone on the kitchen bench. I have no idea how long they waited :laugh:

[yachtie10]

I sounded concerned then asked them to hold for a second while I fired up the PC. Then I just left the phone on the kitchen bench. I have no idea how long they waited :laugh:

I had three of these calls in a week (but none since)
will do this next time but will put on speaker phone an make computer noises like im working

[Grumph]

Woman with an Indian accent ?

I can't be arsed wasting time on them - just kept saying we've sold our computer because of all the scamming calls...
Haven't been rung for weeks now.

[pzkpfw]

I sounded concerned then asked them to hold for a second while I fired up the PC. Then I just left the phone on the kitchen bench. I have no idea how long they waited :laugh:

I was playing Civ II last time I got one of these calls. So when she said she'd detected a problem on my computer I said "let me check" and stuck the phone near my mouse so she could hear me click-click-tap-click-tap-tap-click as I continued to play for five minutes.

When I finally picked up the phone again she was saying "hello? hello?", and then when I asked her how she knew my PC had a problem she hung up on me.

[nadroj]

I've had a few of these calls - the mrs walked in on the conclusion of one similar after i had strung them along & I wasn't using pleasant language at the time. They seem to like when females answer as I have several hangups when I answer but about an hour later when they ring again the mrs answers then passes the phone to me for more entertainment. Both male and female operators have rung and they have made all sorts of threats to "my family" after wasting considerable time in the hope of a con.

[iYRe]

Hehe.. I was going around to a customers to fix his PC, and he had just got off the phone with them. He is an old fella, and even he knew it was a scam. He is also a retired judge, so his reaction was quite interesting.. Although, since they aren't in NZ, there isnt much that can be done..

Last time they called me, I said "well, that's interesting, let me find a spare machine and install windows on it so we can see.." They said "ok" - geez. That would have been an interesting wait for an hour to install it :P

[BoristheBiter]

Hehe.. I was going around to a customers to fix his PC, and he had just got off the phone with them. He is an old fella, and even he knew it was a scam. He is also a retired judge, so his reaction was quite interesting.. Although, since they aren't in NZ, there isnt much that can be done..

Last time they called me, I said "well, that's interesting, let me find a spare machine and install windows on it so we can see.." They said "ok" - geez. That would have been an interesting wait for an hour to install it :P

I said it might take a while as i am on dial up and when someone phones me the internet drops out.
then asked him to repeat all the instructions, around 4 times.

[Indiana_Jones]

awwww me and my mrs are waiting for a call lol

-Indy

[cs363]

<SNIP>

Damn I larfed and larfed, she got a might tad pissy

:lol: Yep, been there done that - twice now. I've recently moved house and have a new phone number, so I might get lucky and get to piss them off for a third time!

Keep up the good work folks :D

[mashman]

How come I never get fun phone calls like this lol


Keep yer fingers crossed.


I sounded concerned then asked them to hold for a second while I fired up the PC. Then I just left the phone on the kitchen bench. I have no idea how long they waited :laugh:

I just stood in the kitchen trying not to roar with laughter... are you at the PC, why yes, yes I am... tis much more fun to string them along though, kind of impressive just how persistent they are.



Woman with an Indian accent ?

How did you know.



:rofl: Yep, been there done that - twice now. I've recently moved house and have a new phone number, so I might get lucky and get to piss them off for a third time!

Keep up the good work folks :big grin:

It was more fun than I thought.

Wonder if there's a business opportunity there somewhere... press *45 to be redirected to a service that will handle those types of call for you... could have people answering speaking pigeon english and at the end of it send the person that passed the call through a copy of the tape.

[cs363]

It was more fun than I thought.

Wonder if there's a business opportunity there somewhere... press *45 to be redirected to a service that will handle those types of call for you... could have people answering speaking pigeon english and at the end of it send the person that passed the call through a copy of the tape.

And more people having fun with them than I thought, no wonder they get so pissed off! :rofl: :niceone:

What about some sort of computerised interactive voice mail thingy that you could just put the phone onto while you watch TV etc., it could go on for hours.....
Then you could play (sell?) the recordings to your mates for hours of entertainment later.

[Padmei]

They call themselves Creative Solutions and they know you have a virus on your hard drive. Oh no, WTF has happened, let's waste a moment or two to talk about why my PC hasn't alerted me shall we. Oh it's because you are affiliated with Microsoft and there's some hidden code on my hard drive that sends you messages about viruses. Ok, fair enough. What's the software called so that I can choose when to update the virus definitions manually. Oh, you have to connect to show me, can't you just tell me so that I can get a clearer understanding. No, oh that's disappointing. What does the virus do? It slows my laptop down does it, hmmmm, ok. So what do you need me to do? Go into internet explorer. Ok, there. And type in the following address. Oh hang on, which computer do you want me at as there's 4 in the house. Anyone it doesn't really matter. Oh right. But you know which computer has the problem. Yes. Which one is it. Oh you'd have to show me. Why can't you tell me. Because only our computer technicians know these things. Well I'm a computer technician. So type in the following address in the Address Bar. Not until you've told me which computer has the problem and have explained what the fix is. Oh you won't be fixing my PC, fair enough, but you said you knew what the problem was earlier. I know I know technician, but I'm a technician too and should be able to diagnose my own PC's if you tell me which one it is. They have names. Oh, ok, I'll type in that address into my address bar. www, aha, dot, aha, a for apple, m for mother, m for mother... you just said that, oh there's 2 m's, ok, y for yankee, y for yankee, dot com... and what'll happen when I hit enter. No no no, I'm not just going to hit enter until you tell me what's going to happen. Ok, I'll connect to your technician. Wait a minute, do you mean open up access to my computer for your technician to poke around. Sorry I don't like that. Ok ok, don't shout, but I'm not hitting enter until you've told me which PC has the virus. Yes and I'm a technician too. No I won't do it just because you've told me too, have you ever heard of the phrase the customer is always right. Stop shouting at me, I won't hit enter ... dooooooooooooooooooooo hello, hello.

Damn I larfed and larfed, she got a might tad pissy



Bro - you ever hit the enter button when you're typing?
My eyes are all tied up ... won't be able to see properly for hours now

[Oakie]

awwww me and my mrs are waiting for a call lol -Indy

What's your number?

[avgas]

The best was my sister - and it was unintentional. She has a handmedown compaq I gave her. They rung her, she went over and turned it on.
Lovely Indian lady waited the 10 minutes it took for the good ol PC to start up. Few more minutes for her to open firefox. Type in address.
She hits enter.
"Its saying I need to connect to the internet" "Yes, Yes" (remember that 15 minutes have now passed).
Enter is pressed.

"SKREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE, BIB....PAR SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

"Oh sorry about that, I didn't think about the dial-up while I was on the phone.....hello??"

[mashman]

And more people having fun with them than I thought, no wonder they get so pissed off! :rofl: :niceone:

What about some sort of computerised interactive voice mail thingy that you could just put the phone onto while you watch TV etc., it could go on for hours.....
Then you could play (sell?) the recordings to your mates for hours of entertainment later.

heh, perhaps it should become a professional sport.

Wonder how Siri (the iPhone ?chick?) would handle the situation? Feck it, if it's yer mates it'd be freeeeeeeeeeeee

[mashman]

Bro - you ever hit the enter button when you're typing?
My eyes are all tied up ... won't be able to see properly for hours now

waaaa ha ha haaaaaaa, sorry mate, she musta conditioned me out of it :shit:

[Scuba_Steve]

The best was my sister - and it was unintentional.

:lol: my mum was also unintentionally ignorant when one of these scammers rung, went something along the lines of
"Hello this is MS we found a virus on your system etc"
"really? thats strange the Mac hasn't said anything"
"you have a Apple?"
"yea"
"ok, bye" [hangs up]

[The Lone Rider]

For the love a deity, somebody please do an audio recording of one of these calls (with your piss taking) and post it up.

I have enjoyed reading this thread.

[NordieBoy]

I was at a clients place, fixing their computer when they called. On speaker phone we strung them along for 15mins.
I got called and sat on the deck in the sun for 10mins for a pleasant chat.
A client got the call at the start of dinner, said "just a moment", put the phone on the table and the family had dinner.
They were still on the other end of the phone when they'd finished eating and then told them they only had macs.
A client paid for and tried to download Avast and clicked the "download now" button. The one that's an advert for ARO. Cue phone calls and big bills.
My stepfather got them to hang up on him.
I could go on...

[Clockwork]

After stringing them along for a while you could try this, Using your best Indian accent yell down the phone "You bloody Pakies, (If they're Indian this will really piss 'em off) ...you think we Kiwis know bugger nothing but I'm telling you, we know bugger all!!


Then hang up!

[Indiana_Jones]

lol best thread of the week :D

-Indy

[bungbung]

I told one caller that I was poor and didn't own a computer.
My wife told another to never call back or she would come around and piss on their couch.

We haven't had a call since.

[sinfull]

I typed in a porn address and sat there going awww shit, awww wow, noooo, jesus, for a few minutes before answering the chicks increasingly alarmed questions about what was happening !!!

So i told her !!

[george formby]

I've had one call from them at home & one at work, my internet cafe........... I do not have internet at home but do use a computer, took about 10 minutes before they realised I had no internet connection, Ghengis got a bit shitty. They hung up on the 3rd customer in my shop that they got handed on too, an angry Israeli who spat like a camel.

I had the heads up on this scam close to a year ago. A customer with scant computer knowledge believed them & came in to ask me about it, so we had to clean her computer & the credit card company refunded her $200

[imdying]

I suspect they're not from New Zealand, probably more like Thailand.

If you want to really fire them up, talk to them about fucking them in their mosque :blink: Fireworks++ :laugh:

[Indiana_Jones]

I suspect they're not from New Zealand, probably more like Thailand.

If you want to really fire them up, talk to them about fucking them in their mosque :blink: Fireworks++ :laugh:

:woohoo::woohoo::woohoo:

-Indy

[george formby]

I suspect they're not from New Zealand, probably more like Thailand.

If you want to really fire them up, talk to them about fucking them in their mosque :blink: Fireworks++ :laugh:

The original scammers had offices, well, at least addresses & contact numbers in Auckland. They were listed on the gummint watch dog site, ofcom, iir.

[Scuba_Steve]

The original scammers had offices, well, at least addresses & contact numbers in Auckland. They were listed on the gummint watch dog site, ofcom, iir.

yea usually they have "offices" & phone numbers in NZ. However the "office" was just leased unseen from their place in wherever they are & the phone number just goes to a mailbox never a person. But right after the call they will ring you back saying their records show they just missed a call from you cause their operators were busy.
decent set-up to fool the avg person but anyone who knows anything about MS call centers knows they are all in India so a local call-back number doesn't make too much sense when you think about it but I guess leasing an 0800 number is just cutting into profit

[NordieBoy]

The original ones were genuine, just cold calling.
One of the newspapers had to print a retraction when they said it was a scam.
Now everyone is doing it. They'll stay on the phone forever as one sale is $$$ compared to the monthly wage.

[ducatilover]

For the love a deity, somebody please do an audio recording of one of these calls (with your piss taking) and post it up.

I have enjoyed reading this thread.
+1!

Thread of the week.

I've been waiting for one of these calls.
My mother rang me to tell me she got one.
"Hi, MS here, you have a virus on your computer"
"Oh, shit, have I?"
"Yes, blah blah web site blah blah"
"I just had a great idea"
"Yes? What was that?"
"Fuck off you rude little cunt"

:laugh::laugh::laugh:

[Grumph]

How come I never get fun phone calls like this lol

-Indy

I suspect they're reading this thread....I got called AGAIN last night....Their record keeping is crap too as they keep repeating calls even after a brushoff.

PM me your number & I'll keep it by the phone....a mate is having problems, maybe you can help him....

[Indiana_Jones]

I suspect they're reading this thread....I got called AGAIN last night....Their record keeping is crap too as they keep repeating calls even after a brushoff.

PM me your number & I'll keep it by the phone....a mate is having problems, maybe you can help him....

lol best not to tempt fate!

Also love your mum's reply DL lol

-Indy

[pzkpfw]

I suspect they're reading this thread....I got called AGAIN last night....Their record keeping is crap too as they keep repeating calls even after a brushoff.

There's more than one bunch of crooks pulling this scam...

[Indiana_Jones]

<img src="http://assets4.gcstatic.com/u/apps/asset_manager/uploaded/2010/30/george-peppard-1280157403-view-0.jpg">

I love it when a plan comes together!

-Indy

[george formby]

There's more than one bunch of crooks pulling this scam...

I guess this thread is proof of that. The customer who got stung eons ago ended up paying $200 for free antivirus, Malwarebytes or some such. She had no idea you could just download stuff like this. The programme they used to access her computer had been cleared when we got it so nothing more malicious than preying on the vulnerable, selling something which is free. Not sure what the latest ratbags are doing.

[NordieBoy]

I guess this thread is proof of that. The customer who got stung eons ago ended up paying $200 for free antivirus, Malwarebytes or some such. She had no idea you could just download stuff like this. The programme they used to access her computer had been cleared when we got it so nothing more malicious than preying on the vulnerable, selling something which is free. Not sure what the latest ratbags are doing.

Usually a cleanup and replacing whatever you're running with their own AV/crap that they have to update etc $$$.

One client left them accessing her PC for 4 hours... $350 thank you velly muchly.
Hang on, she thought you said $3.50 and asked if that was all several times...
Popo and Visa called...

[Berries]

I answered the phone at my mother in laws a couple of months back. They asked if I was (the late) Mr So and So. I said no which confused the hell out of the little Indian guy so he had to go and get his superior. I strung her along for a bit asking questions about the problem but then told her I knew it was all crap and we ended up having quite a heated argument. When I finally told her there wasn't even a computer in the house, which was true, she told me I was talking bullshit and hung up on me.

Hopefully they ring again, it's nearly as good a sport as baiting on omegle.com. Next time I might try to bring religion in to it.

[mashman]

figured out where the voice recorder is on my phone... so shall wait til the next time they call, pop 'em on speaker phone and bring the thread up for extra ammo.

[vifferman]

They rang me a few weeks ago, and told me I had a virus on my computer. I never thought of having some fun with them, just told them there was no computer in the house. They were a bit incredulous (as they should've been - there's at least 8...) and argued with me for a while then hung up. It was an intrusion in my quiet evening, so I was pissed off and never thought of the potential entertainment value.

[The Singing Chef]

Hopefully they ring again, it's nearly as good a sport as baiting on omegle.com. Next time I might try to bring religion in to it.

You filthy minge, here goes hours of my time to piss people off. Thanks

[The Singing Chef]

You're chatting with a random stranger on Omegle!
Stranger: asl
You: 99 in-between and antarctica
Stranger: really
You: yep, wbu?
Stranger: 23m
Stranger: usa
Stranger: wats ur name
You: Is it warm at the moment? It is bloody cold down here!
You: Jas
Stranger: hell nah
Stranger: Im in illiinois
Stranger: its cold as fuck
Stranger: but I bet its colder there
You: can't be colder than here! I think my nipples are frozen :-/
Stranger: can they cut thru glass?
Stranger: thats the real test if theyre frozen
You: Haven't tried to be hones
You: honest
Stranger: oh, well maybe u should
Stranger: so do u have a polar bear as a pet?
Stranger: or at least a pinguin?
You: could start up a new job as a glass cutter
Stranger: why?
You: we have a few polar bears, they are getting ready to be eaten soon though.
Stranger: isnt it mostly igloos over there?
You: cause shovelling ice is boring as
Stranger: or have they architectured new igloos with windows?
You: Yea, lots of ice, a bit more ice and a small snow patch.
Stranger: why shovel ice in antartica?
You: To make room for more igloos
Stranger: isnt there snow everywhere?
Stranger: but isnt there still gnna be snow on the bottom?
Stranger: are you sure u live in antartica?
You: Yea but it gets as away from the wind
You: And yea why wouldn't i?
Stranger: idk, jst asking
Stranger: do u ever leave there?
You: Only once as a kid, other than that no. what about you?
Stranger: Ive never been there
Stranger: and u said ur 99?
You: It was a long time ago!
Stranger: thats a long ass time not leaving there
You: Yea you get used to it though, it's peacefull
Stranger: wait, wat da fuck is a 99 year old doing on omegle?
Stranger: u seem to type pretty fast for an old person
You: You do not know boring it is down here, and you get fast when there is nothing else to do, im still young for my age down here, there are people that are 160
Stranger: fuck!!!!
Stranger: u know, I have heard that the cold preserves the body
Stranger: it makes sense actually
You: Yea it is really goof for you
Stranger: dats why we put meat in the fridge
You: It slows down our blood pressure which stops us aging so fast
Stranger: damn
Stranger: but that comes with a price
Stranger: cuz its fckn boring over there
You: Yea, but we have lots of sex to keep ourselves occupied, there isn't much else to do.
Stranger: hmmmmmm
Stranger: well dats not bad at all
You: Na, usually there is between 20 - 30 of us
You: it's a big igloo
Stranger: holy sh*t
You: yea!
You: So what do you do?
You: I'm off to have sex now, might see you later
You have disconnected.

[ducatilover]

You're chatting with a random stranger on Omegle!
Stranger: asl
You: 99 in-between and antarctica
Stranger: really
You: yep, wbu?
Stranger: 23m
Stranger: usa
Stranger: wats ur name
You: Is it warm at the moment? It is bloody cold down here!
You: Jas
Stranger: hell nah
Stranger: Im in illiinois
Stranger: its cold as fuck
Stranger: but I bet its colder there
You: can't be colder than here! I think my nipples are frozen :-/
Stranger: can they cut thru glass?
Stranger: thats the real test if theyre frozen
You: Haven't tried to be hones
You: honest
Stranger: oh, well maybe u should
Stranger: so do u have a polar bear as a pet?
Stranger: or at least a pinguin?
You: could start up a new job as a glass cutter
Stranger: why?
You: we have a few polar bears, they are getting ready to be eaten soon though.
Stranger: isnt it mostly igloos over there?
You: cause shovelling ice is boring as
Stranger: or have they architectured new igloos with windows?
You: Yea, lots of ice, a bit more ice and a small snow patch.
Stranger: why shovel ice in antartica?
You: To make room for more igloos
Stranger: isnt there snow everywhere?
Stranger: but isnt there still gnna be snow on the bottom?
Stranger: are you sure u live in antartica?
You: Yea but it gets as away from the wind
You: And yea why wouldn't i?
Stranger: idk, jst asking
Stranger: do u ever leave there?
You: Only once as a kid, other than that no. what about you?
Stranger: Ive never been there
Stranger: and u said ur 99?
You: It was a long time ago!
Stranger: thats a long ass time not leaving there
You: Yea you get used to it though, it's peacefull
Stranger: wait, wat da fuck is a 99 year old doing on omegle?
Stranger: u seem to type pretty fast for an old person
You: You do not know boring it is down here, and you get fast when there is nothing else to do, im still young for my age down here, there are people that are 160
Stranger: fuck!!!!
Stranger: u know, I have heard that the cold preserves the body
Stranger: it makes sense actually
You: Yea it is really goof for you
Stranger: dats why we put meat in the fridge
You: It slows down our blood pressure which stops us aging so fast
Stranger: damn
Stranger: but that comes with a price
Stranger: cuz its fckn boring over there
You: Yea, but we have lots of sex to keep ourselves occupied, there isn't much else to do.
Stranger: hmmmmmm
Stranger: well dats not bad at all
You: Na, usually there is between 20 - 30 of us
You: it's a big igloo
Stranger: holy sh*t
You: yea!
You: So what do you do?
You: I'm off to have sex now, might see you later
You have disconnected.

BLINGED! Best thing I've read this week by far :banana::banana::banana::banana:

[The Singing Chef]

BLINGED! Best thing I've read this week by far :banana::banana::banana::banana:

Haha yea I still can't believe how stupid he was!

Made my day that's for sure!

[ducatilover]

Haha yea I still can't believe how stupid he was!

Made my day that's for sure!
I thought you were a bit younger than 99 though

[The Singing Chef]

I thought you were a bit younger than 99 though

They say that you are only as young as the girls you feel. :rolleyes:

[ducatilover]

They say that you are only as young as the girls you feel. :rolleyes:

I'm pretty young then....

Woah, wait....

[The Singing Chef]

I'm pretty young then....

Woah, wait....

:Police: Sorry what was that?

[ducatilover]

:Police: Sorry what was that?
Nothing, just put the jug on. It's all white noise. :weird:

[The Singing Chef]

Nothing, just put the jug on. It's all white noise. :weird:

Oh my bad, as you were. I'm gunna shovel some snow now...:cool:

[jrandom]

If these guys ever ring me, I'd be interested in a genuine conversation about where they are in the world and what sort of circumstances have led them to these activities. Probably be quite eye-opening.

[Grumph]

I'd be more interested in what circumstances would STOP them ringing me - and just how I can bring this about quickly.

[pzkpfw]

There's a phrase I picked up from one of my Wife's movies:

(In English words that sound a bit like the Hindi): "Harm Sub Chore Hey".

(With the "R" of "Chore" sort of rolled a bit).

Means "We are all criminals here".

Might try that next time.

Maybe even just collate a list of Bollywood movie titles and use nothing but them in the "conversation".

[mashman]

There's a phrase I picked up from one of my Wife's movies:

(In English words that sound a bit like the Hindi): "Harm Sub Chore Hey".

(With the "R" of "Chore" sort of rolled a bit).

Means "We are all criminals here".

Might try that next time.

Maybe even just collate a list of Bollywood movie titles and use nothing but them in the "conversation".

me likey where that is going :yes: