Prank Ideas, We have 3 hours before women get home, we need ideas.

[DrunkenMistake]

Ok,
Here is the story Tigertim and I have the house to ourselves and both of the women are at work till 9, so in our wisdom, have decided to prank them,
but we need Ideas!
We dont want anything to cause any pain, or damage because fuck meeeee we would never hear the end of it.
Ideas?

[sil3nt]

Be having a root on the couch when they come home. You decide whos turn it is to be the girl.

[munster]

bet they usually go to the loo as soon as they get home? Gladwrap over the bowl.

[misterO]

Wash the dishes and fold the laundry- they will FREAK OUT!

[Gremlin]

Could always do a classic, like a toy mouse in the cupboard?

[DrunkenMistake]

Be having a root on the couch when they come home. You decide whos turn it is to be the girl.
Been there, done that.


bet they usually go to the loo as soon as they get home? Gladwrap over the bowl.
doable but it involves going into the kitchen


Wash the dishes and fold the laundry- they will FREAK OUT!
again, Doable, but they have already done this for us.


Could always do a classic, like a toy mouse in the cupboard?

Good idea, dont think it would get a very good reaction out of Tims wife, my misses will shit bricks though.

[Mom]

Send them a few texts saying you have gone out for a few drinks. Make the texts seem you are getting really pissed. Put a note on the front door saying you did get them some food, it is in the oven, not sure what time you will be home. Make sure all the lights are off and the house unlocked and windows open. Hide :D

Scare the bejesus out of them by leaping out of the dark at them from the most unexpeced place. Hopefully they will be sufficiently pissed off you have gone out to not twig until you have actually managed to get them to scream :innocent:

Make sure you have cold wine in the fridge for afterwards :love:

Best of luck, let us know how it goes.

[SMOKEU]

Hide behind the front door wearing a balaclava and be armed with either a machete or (unloaded) firearm of some sort.

[Jantar]

Ok,
Here is the story Tigertim and I have the house to ourselves and both of the women are at work till 9, so in our wisdom, have decided to prank them,
but we need Ideas!
We dont want anything to cause any pain, or damage because fuck meeeee we would never hear the end of it.
Ideas?

Swap rooms (only the female gear) and see if they notice.

[Scuba_Steve]

if you can make it all the way to the kitchen, gladwrap across the doorway is always a cheap laugh

[haydes55]

Send them a few texts saying you have gone out for a few drinks. Make the texts seem you are getting really pissed. Put a note on the front door saying you did get them some food, it is in the oven, not sure what time you will be home. Make sure all the lights are off and the house unlocked and windows open. Hide :D

Scare the bejesus out of them by leaping out of the dark at them from the most unexpeced place. Hopefully they will be sufficiently pissed off you have gone out to not twig until you have actually managed to get them to scream :innocent:

Make sure you have cold wine in the fridge for afterwards :love:

Best of luck, let us know how it goes.

That one! haha I'm keen to try that one to my flatmates now haha

[SMOKEU]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=deCpZVU96dg

[Ender EnZed]

http://prankked.com/index.php/pranks/the-toilet-volcano/

[Berries]

Come round mine and pick them up.

They're worn out.

[Virago]

So - what happened...?

[MSTRS]

Not sure. The Police and Forensics are still at the scene, and there's a complete media blackout.