Get a Brain Morans

[KiWiP]

A thread to bring joy to our own lives by delighting in the sheer ignorance in others.

First up
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20110424193206AAORHCE

Do people in England speak English?cuz in the united states we speak american. how much different is american from english if the people in great england speak it? if great england is made up of norway, france, ireland, scotland, and britain, how come french speak france language and us americans speak american? im confused cuz i really want to read harry potter but it was written by a person from england and i dont speak english, i speak american. help!!

Worthwhile going to the link to read some of the answers

[KiWiP]

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[Mental Trousers]

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[Fatjim]

You've got to wonder whether the verb to troll is recognised in the Queens English.

[Edbear]

Why is it called the Queen's English when she isn't English..?

[avgas]

In his defense they don't actually speak English anymore. No one does.
No wait the queen does I think.
The rest of us speak English based monkey chatter. Which is as similar to English as a giraffe is to a horse.

[FJRider]

Why is it called the Queen's English when she isn't English..?

You might have to ask Grandpa that ... he'll know ..... :innocent:

[Gremlin]

Intelligence knows no bounds eh?

[paturoa]

Why is it called the Queen's English when she isn't English..?

Fail

If your taking about lizzy, then she was born in London, her mammy and pappy was also both born in unglund. From memory all of her grandparents were also born there too.

[Edbear]

Fail

If your taking about lizzy, then she was born in London, her mammy and pappy was also both born in unglund. From memory all of her grandparents were also born there too.

I stand corrected.

[Edbear]

You might have to ask Grandpa that ... he'll know ..... :innocent:

I'll ask him...:scratch:

[tigertim20]

A thread to bring joy to our own lives by delighting in the sheer ignorance in others.



if you want to take the piss out of someone's stupidity, you should first make sure you can spell the word moron correctly.

[Hitcher]

if you want to take the piss out of someone's stupidity, you should first make sure you can spell the word moron correctly.

Eventually somebody comes along and explains the punch line.

[Mental Trousers]

if you want to take the piss out of someone's stupidity, you should first make sure you can spell the word moron correctly.

Eventually somebody comes along and explains the punch line.

.... or doesn't get it.

[sil3nt]

if you want to take the piss out of someone's stupidity, you should first make sure you can spell the word moron correctly.
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[caspernz]

whoops

Mmmm, I thought the Morans were a hillbilly subtribe living in the hills above Upper Hutt....

[KiWiP]

if you want to take the piss out of someone's stupidity, you should first make sure you can spell the word moron correctly.

http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/0902/iran-demotivational-poster-1234149470.jpg

That's Iranic, no sorry Ironic, No wait Iranionic.... Oh help me out TigerTim :bleh::bleh::bleh:

[tigertim20]

That's Iranic, no sorry Ironic, No wait Iranionic.... Oh help me out TigerTim :bleh::bleh::bleh:

I see they were forethoughtful enough to build it with an enlarged base in order to limit the chance of it toppling if its hit by a plane . . .:eek:

[Ronin]

if you want to take the piss out of someone's stupidity, you should first make sure you can spell the word moron correctly.

Moran is a meme.

Moron.

[cs363]

That's Iranic, no sorry Ironic, No wait Iranionic.... Oh help me out TigerTim :bleh::bleh::bleh:

http://i476.photobucket.com/albums/rr122/cs363/ironymotivator640x512.jpg

[tigertim20]

Moran is a meme.

Moron.
hehe must still be some left over whiskey in the system from last night! :weird::clap:

[ducatilover]

Which is as similar to English as a giraffe is to a horse. Hairy and sexy? :lol:



Wrong forum?


Moran is a funny fuck.

[Maha]

..not so strange....whats that bizzarre dialect they speak in Reefton?

[nosebleed]

In his defense they don't actually speak English anymore. No one does.
No wait the queen does I think.
The rest of us speak English based monkey chatter. Which is as similar to English as a giraffe is to a horse.

So he won't be able to read Harry Potter books?

[Gremlin]

So he won't be able to read Harry Potter books?
I reckon Humpty Dumpty would be beyond his comprehension level.

[Big Dave]

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[avgas]

..not so strange....whats that bizzarre dialect they speak in Reefton?
Reefer.............

[avgas]

So he won't be able to read Harry Potter books?
I would fear that even if he could, he would wonder how to get into that fancy school in england where wizards go.
Not this one either....http://www.facebook.com/pages/Fancy-Panthers-English-School/118603098210744

[KiWiP]

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=10776268



they put other people's lives at risk when they drove past warning signs and into water which had spilled across State Highway 2 in the Waimana Gorge


http://media.nzherald.co.nz/webcontent/image/jpg/20121/SCCZEN_010112NZHCCFLOODS08_460x230.JPG


(http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=10776268)